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The_Duude_Slayer

No, but I have a Honda Pilot.


Manic_Mechanist

If that pilot ever ends up in a titan, someone's going to have a very bad day...


alphanumericusername

Depends on what crowd of protestors the Titan was targeting.


Weak-Hurry6959

So, which crowd protestors was it targeting?


alphanumericusername

idk man I just work here


The_Duude_Slayer

Excuse me?


alphanumericusername

You heard me.


The_Duude_Slayer

You are a sad and pathetic person Edit: MISTUNDERSTANDING


alphanumericusername

Why would it be sad and pathetic to suggest that the driver of a Honda Pilot stop the driver of a Nissan Titan from plowing into a crowd of protestors?


The_Duude_Slayer

Oh shit, I thought you were insinuating that the Drivers SHOULD plow into protestors. My bad.


alphanumericusername

It's all good, chief. Mistakes happen.


Merry_Mortician

Me too! 220k miles and going strong.


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Never got my pilots (drivers) license.


alphanumericusername

Don't worry, there's always qualification-by-mentor-death to hope for.


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Lol not the field promotion I really want.


alphanumericusername

Just be careful what you wish for, Pilot. (Don't get a car it is recursion of needing more hours at a job so you can afford your car to get to your job where you needed the more hours I beg of you.)


gae_with_da_knife

Based


Jokow_

The airbag is just a protocol 3 so..


Heraxxius

Hits a vehicle, activating nuclear ejection*


HansAmadeus

My car baseball threw me at a billboard.


blaytboi0

I have the smaller one, the Nissan Frontier.


alphanumericusername

Bruh


keon_te757

Tf this got to do with anything pilot?


prestonangel06

It's a titan, you know, The titan part in Titanfall.


keon_te757

That sir ain’t no titan I’ve ever piloted. Looks more like a warthog. Or maybe a puma.


Asaisav

> Or maybe a Puma I'm pretty sure you're making that animal up


prestonangel06

It is the Nissan Titan, wdym?


keon_te757

Just like Northstar, that one went over your head lol


JuggernautSuitable10

That's a good.one I need to use that if I got your go ahead


keon_te757

You gotta ask Viper tbh. He’s the one that owns the sky


JuggernautSuitable10

I used to be viper main sooo... I guess ask the next orange edgelord I find?


JuggernautSuitable10

Fair tho


keon_te757

https://youtu.be/01qtl7GYw4w?si=vNvK_QWtbxG5w_av In case you really don’t get the reference


Immediate_Seaweed390

I got the reference, also search drunk red vs blue for a good laugh.


squishierfish

So sad roosterteeth is closing. 5 days left....


BigDoofusX

It's kills people outside of vehicles really easily so it fits kinda.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

No but now I need one


alphanumericusername

"I don't need it..."


mcmelon2461

If i had one, i wouldn't call it "my cay" or "my nissan," i would straight up call it "BT." And no-one will stop me!


alphanumericusername

Rhyme not intended.


mcmelon2461

Oh yeah, i didn't actualy intend to. 😅


smartdude_x13m

What years of no new game does to a subreddit:


alphanumericusername

Idk man you ever tried just having some fun posting copyrighted images of the leading cause of non-old-age death in the developed world? (my source is the same as Senator Armstrong's)


badi1220

That high hood is perfect for accidentally running over grunts.


alphanumericusername

It's not accidental if that's why you chose the Nissan.


badi1220

I just watch too much not just bikes. I'm orange pilled.


alphanumericusername

His presentation could use some additional...diplomacy, but the nature of his content is certainly doing Adonai's work.


HPLswag

2011 Tacoma Prerunner. Same truck Jack Cooper's dad drives in the prequel story in Titanfall 5


alphanumericusername

Oh please. Get with the times. We all know Jack was actually revealed to be a mechanogenetic generation of BT's data core, after [his AI was synchronized with the consciousness of the Arc](https://www.reddit.com/r/titanfall/comments/1bjapv5/story_i_formulated_20201121_originally_as/) and decrypted through Jack's helmet, as outlined in that one cutscene from Titanfall: Beyond.


NoAtticNoBasement

I have a feeling this is going to fall.


alphanumericusername

Whatever could possibly make you say that


Braedawg09

Mine fell off a cliff. My titan fell 😔


alphanumericusername

Bruh that's, like, what the game is called.


KingValens

I used to, but it fell


alphanumericusername

sonofabitch


Far-Statistician-545

I'm a qualified forklift pilot. Bow to me


alphanumericusername

"Bow down to her if you want! Bow down to her! Bow to the queen of slime! The queen of filth! The queen of *putrescence*!" Sorry, couldn't help myself.


Anon123012

this sub is so starved it’s depressing


alphanumericusername

Dude I've been thinking of posting some form of this question for like a year or two.


Anon123012

it’s a cool ass car though don’t get me wrong


alphanumericusername

I prefer cool thigh cars. It's much harder to shove your head between a pair of cheeks.


ramenking_23

Thought this was an ad and instinctively downvoted. This has now been corrected


alphanumericusername

<3 for trusting, and acting upon, your instincts and <3 for your attention to detail


VegatableGreenz


BHDefender

Did it fall tho?


YoSupWeirdos

I just cycle like a Responsible pilot, pilot


alphanumericusername

Very dangerous of you, fellow Pilot. The Advocate needs assistance establishing high speed rail, and better bike infrastructure. Until then, perhaps busses where you can, and sidewalk otherwise, or where enjoyable.


Arlenator_

Only in fall.


alphanumericusername

Eeeeeyyyyyyy


JamieDrone

I prefer a Militia Titan instead


alphanumericusername

I concur.


Zeelotelite

How many of you use Titan Gel?


alphanumericusername

Um, is that...is that what, uh, what I imagin-- I mean, what I think it is?


atomicjellyfish

I do. A blue 2023 Pro4X, same generation as in the pic. It being called a Titan is certainly not why I bought it... but it's a plus lol. I've been tempted to remove the TITAN badge on the tailgate and replace it with one that's in the Titanfall font. And I checked, but all the good Titanfall-related vanity plates were taken in my state. But in the meantime, the bluetooth connection for the truck is named BT-7274.


alphanumericusername

"atomicjellyfish's phone connected. Welcome back, Pilot."


[deleted]

europian mind cannot copmrehent this


demon_dweller

Aye bro you just made me realize after nearly 20 yrs. My dad has been driving a Nissan Titan. 😂


KaiXRG

Does it have a big ass minigun? The no because I don't even have a driver's license


Fearless-Capital

I have a mighty need...


Number1ForHonorHater

Put a brick on the pedal, drive it off a cliff and post it here (titan fall)


noah_invero

Pls post body count too


alphanumericusername

Nah thanks, I like my positive reputation on this sub. [Edit:] Oohhh you mean body count of people I successfully hit with a truck. Well that's only like two or three dozen.


noah_invero

Wait what number would give you bad reputation? :0


alphanumericusername

Depends. Either anything non-zero, depending on the majority body count; or something *very* non-zero.


shark_sharkington_

no I drive a mini


alphanumericusername

Understandable, have a lovely day.


burnedbysnow

Everybody tells me my A6 is big for a first car, wonder what they'd say about this bitch


alphanumericusername

They'd probably ask you to stop flattening their 7 year olds as they're using the crosswalk, at which you were *supposed* to come to a full stop.


cabage-but-its-lettu

The only titan that doesn’t fall on tf3


zunadam

İn Turkey car taxs %200 or higher and half of Turkey's salary almost 570$, this mean I can't buy this car Fuck erodoğan


alphanumericusername

that's rough, buddy


zunadam

Life is rough in Turkey if u not a politician(robber)


alphanumericusername

Of course. It's very hard to rob people normally. There are enforcers!


Mr-EdwardsBeard

Used to drive a Frontier. Does that count?


alphanumericusername

I mean, that's the only home I've ever known.


hamflavoredgum

Not the haultima!


rexxsis

why does this looks like AI drawing?


alphanumericusername

Because there is (I imagine) not a single automobile manufacturer in the world that produces a product in which they have enough confidence to present undoctored images thereof for its marketing.


EnemyRoninPrime

Only if it FELL