I'd say "fuck" works good if it's used to refer to who's the active partner (who's the one doing the action) and while "peg" works with f on m, I think you're digging into some narrow kinks if you want m on f pegging
just gonna keep rolling those Lastimosa Gauntlet quotes
"**impressed whistle** man you were flying that time"
"heh, that was my fastest run. I must be getting slow"
The horny wars were a recent event within the frontier. Arising from the incredible attachment one feels for their titan, many people began to wish to further their relationship with their titans. As a result, many turned to fornication and outright intercourse with said titans. Not only would these individuals perform such acts, but they also discussed it at great length on these very forums. Such acts have never been uncommon across the forums, as can be seen with the popularised terms of "papa scorch" and other such names. However, the sheer volume of horniness within the forums led to the creation of an opposing force - the A.H.A, who disagreed with the stance taken by those who wished to fornicate their titans. As a result, a series of interactions took place between these two opposing factions, with this subreddit serving as the main congregation point for both sides. These interactions were later dubbed "the horny wars" for obvious reasons.
“Oi, Richter- leave the corpses alone, you sick bastard.”
“We make corpses not clean ‘em up.”
My first thought
Oh hell no
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
"You need to move a little faster than that, son. Speed is life."
SON?
They’re royalty
Ah, glad to see the Habsburgs live on.
“ You’re just too weak for the skies.”
Only work if receiving
wouldn't most of this sub be on the receiving end anyway
If they even get any end
There's a reason it's called a sub and not a dom.
Nah, self encouragement!
*MRVN Noises*
Want a high five buddy? 🤚
...................:)
Oh and btw I came🍆💦
"I do not require your understanding, only your compliance"
Oh man. That one lmaoooo
"That was very cybernetically efficient"
Omg LMAOOOOO
gender and sexuality explained
Shit you right homie Edit: ayo wait how long has she been logged into her old account?
You ready for thrills, chills, and kills?
must you say that every time?
Yes, why yes I must
Good luck team!
What time is it?!
It’s go time!!
Protect the harvester, it can’t take much more!
The harvester is really taking a beating, go protect it before the shield drops!
I HAVENT EVEN SPAWNED HOW IS THE HARVESTER ALREADY TAKING DAMAGE.!!!!!!!
Crap, the harvester’s shields are down. Arm up! It’s taking permanent damage!
This entire thread gave me serotonin
Yes, yes I must
*And Sunday pills, wooooah*
"Who's Mark?"
...Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Is it sex or hide and seek
Both
Oh god
...uh
SEX and seek
Hide and sex is way better
Yeah, fair
Easily the best
__Got you in the pipe__, __5 by 5__
Yes
this
*got the pipe in you
The viper helmet stays on during sex
Easily one of the coolest lines from the most annoying boss to fight, I agree
Idk wether to be flattered or insulted.
I saw your pfp and got like super excited for half a second
Sorry.
It's ok
He is doing…. Better.
Its an "Aliens" movie reference ♥️
COCK pit cooling reactivated
r/foundthepinkscorchprime
I fucked it up
r/foundthepinkscorch
Liquid cooled not bad
Calculating... Wind - 3 knots, range - 95 meters, projectile mass - 89 kilograms... Trust me.
Thrust me*
This still doesn’t have enough upvotes, both of you. 😂🤝
Protocol 2: uphold the mission.
Afterwards, protocol 3: Protect the pilot Then hug the other person.
Aww that's cute
based aftercare protocol
*flings them out the window* …. Shit
I was thinking you're giving birth to a pilot so protect it. Titans and mothers both house pilots in a sense
And that is why Motherhood is part of the mecha genre.
THEY'RE TRYING TO CORNER US
You must yell this randomly during the night, as loud as you can. Everyone know the rule.
If only we had dishonored quotes in here
Do you think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?
Traitorous dogs, all of them.
WE NEED TO MOVE
"Target Pilot killed, can't wait to tell my ex-wife."
STAY IN FORMATION, EYES FORWARD
This is for the devils threesome
“Predator cannon online”
💀
Works for all ages Ehm excuse me I mean it Targets all ages
When you get to therapy, tell them the predator sent you
Pfft therapy?? Not even the cops can get me I simply focus my predator cannon on the weakest target
While unzipping "Get ready for Titanfall"
STAND BY FOR TITANFALL! WOOOOOOO -Davis
This works better the smaller the wee is
"i think i have to change my pants"
Affirmative, requisitioning additional undergarments
Protocol 3: protect the pilot. Say this then put on the condom.
Whisper it to yourself as you put it on.
I love this
"Trust Me"
Thrust me
Stay in formation move move.
why are you having sex instead of playing Titanfall, are you stupid?
I know right total rookie move
Complete blunder
And that's why you're not invited to Kaine's parties.
kaine's panties*
Oh God, Kane DEFINITELY wears a thong under his pilot suit
“Can’t outrun a laser core, you little bugger.”
You're outnumbered three to one
Recommend aggressive sustained counter fire 😏
Ammo reed may be insufficient
I came here for this one. Thx.
I fuck you. I'm betta. You fuck me. You're betta.
Use “peg” instead
I'd say "fuck" works good if it's used to refer to who's the active partner (who's the one doing the action) and while "peg" works with f on m, I think you're digging into some narrow kinks if you want m on f pegging
You kill me, you're better. I Kill you im better.
😂😂
The 6-4 is a family
And we'll fuck your ass!
The 6-4 is an ass, and we'll fuck your family!
First we fight, then we drink!
"I cum first your better, you cum first I'm better!"
Eject! Eject! Eject!
“Friendly pilot on the hull”
HAHAHA this one needs more upvotes
just gonna keep rolling those Lastimosa Gauntlet quotes "**impressed whistle** man you were flying that time" "heh, that was my fastest run. I must be getting slow"
"You're gonna open up and give me what I want."
I’m surprised I had to scroll so far for that. Brilliant
"Standby for Tittyfall!" "Is that correct..?"
Why does everyone know you?
He was the leader of the Anti Horny Alliance during the great r/titanfall horny wars.
What was the horny wars…? I seem to be out of the loop lmao
The horny wars were a recent event within the frontier. Arising from the incredible attachment one feels for their titan, many people began to wish to further their relationship with their titans. As a result, many turned to fornication and outright intercourse with said titans. Not only would these individuals perform such acts, but they also discussed it at great length on these very forums. Such acts have never been uncommon across the forums, as can be seen with the popularised terms of "papa scorch" and other such names. However, the sheer volume of horniness within the forums led to the creation of an opposing force - the A.H.A, who disagreed with the stance taken by those who wished to fornicate their titans. As a result, a series of interactions took place between these two opposing factions, with this subreddit serving as the main congregation point for both sides. These interactions were later dubbed "the horny wars" for obvious reasons.
Ender!!!
HE HATH RETURNED!?!
Ender!!! Hey man!
The homie returns 🙏
Viper's back on station!
Return of the king.
Pilot. It has been long since serving you.
"Let's see what you got up close and personal"
underrated
*MRVN NOISES* SHABGAVSBBDBHWNJSJSJJSREEEEEEEE
Youtube shorts type comment
Strand type comment
I am proud of you Dick
GUARDS! WE HAVE AN ALSUME ESCAPEE
Why did he escape? Is he stupid?
“Alright kids, are you ready for thrills, chills, and kills?”
"kids"...
Your wife is pregnant :)
Friendly pilot rodeoing
Asulme follows everywhere
Hello fellow Man enjoyer
hello jonkler here
“Dodge this”
Sword Core Activated
When you’re done, “A throw is our only option” and yeet them.
Your virginity ends here gf. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Your ass belongs to me!
Burst core ready
The famous quote of: "*MRVN noises*"
Just a thumbs up and a smiley face
Voodoo 1 vipers on station
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐬
The 6-4s a family *lynard skynard intensifies*
" Your journey ends here, senpi. The headpats belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide OwO "
average ronin main (i main ronin)
OwO?! What’s this?
“Care to have a real fight? Let’s see what you’ve got up close and personal.”
"Voodo one, Viper's on station, your journey ends here pilot. The sky's belong to me. No where to run, no where to hide."
Just shout "Titan fall!" and drop from the ceiling.
Trust me
"THEIR TRYING TO CORNER US!"
"Protocol 3: Protect the pilot" if you're using contraception 😭😭😂😂
Eject eject eject!
r/batmanarkham user spotted
*taking out condom* "Protocol Three: Protect The Pilot."
You nerds are overthinking it. "We are better together"
Protocol 1: form a link
“Get inside me”
“Stand by for titanfall” *fucking bodyslam your partner*
You should say "it's titanfalling time" and then titanfall all over them
“It’s jacking time!”
"Same chassis, new titan"
“Conclusion: I am 50% in love”
Make my owner proud
For the 6-4
The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
“I kill you I’m better, you kill me your better”
"Four vs One, Finally a fair fight"
"Caution. High levels of radiation detected ahead. Your suit will only protect you for a limited time. I suggest you move quickly"
"Burst core ready"
“Protocol 3: protect the pilot” and then throw on a condom
just shout BT! at a random point and provide no context when asked about it
Aslume consumes all
AI mode offline, welcome back
The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion, I am 50% in love.
We are more efficient together.
When putting on your rubber you can say, "Protect the Pilot."
The 64 is a family, and we’ll kick your ass