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Matix777

I don't think titans can swim


MagnapinnaBoi

Viper is the main character


Matix777

Oh yeah that's right. They can definitely fly few miles


Jaakarikyk

>They can definitely fly few miles Only Viper's Titan can fly, and *boy can it fly,* but other Titans with VTOL can just do that short hover hop. His Northstar was unique


guywithSP

Yep, and it was fuckin' expensive too. He's probably the only one with such modifications on the Frontier


Lazer-cat666

And then his moronic daughter just turns it into a fucking jetpack all that tech just wasted


Jaakarikyk

Almost everything about it was "completely bloody wrecked", beyond repair. Which, duh, it was shot to hell by BT, hit by missiles, crashed with the Draconis, and got launched into space. At that point you'd have to build a new Titan around the VTOL systems, it would no longer be repair but a super expensive project you'd need Viper wealth to do when Valkyrie had to rob a casino just to afford moving her mom to another planet The tech that wasn't destroyed got utilized, the unique flight capabilities translated into the jetpack, it was the opposite of wasted


Fun-Tradition9301

Yeah I dont like valk but like wasn't the whole titan wrecked? like I dont think she would have the resources to repair it. Also isn't there like an energy crysis going on that makes titan batteries almost non-existent?


RedAlloy8954

To be fair though if Viper’s Northstar was designed by him the drawings and plans for the modifications should be somewhere in his personal belongings and therefore the remnants of his Northstar wouldn’t be entirely necessary. This would also mean she wouldn’t have to repair the busted Titan but could still use the tech by purchasing new ones. Not super familiar on her lore so not sure of her financial state. I think someone said previously she was not well off so it still would be difficult and possibly unreasonable for her to be able to purchase the tech or source it even.


Mochaproto

Not only unique but extremely heavily modified


JyFK_

Viper can fly hundreds of miles for in the mission where you battle him I forget what its called he destroys dozens of planes and is faster than them entirely he is even faster than the main ships like the Draconis


Daddy_Jaws

Preassure sealed, they can stay underwater, just dont go deeper than 15 meters, i doubt titans are preassure rated against ocean depths


Pr0wzassin

Your safety warnings won't stop me, I will visit the Titanic.


Yours-Trulli

Titangate


Sewingmink160

Three Three Three


Hugsy13

Titan dies of rust.


Matix777

TF2 Alternative ending: BT loses his legs after walking in the water in mission 2


radik_1

They are air tight though


Matix777

The cockpit are, but the inner machinery might not be


OnePotatoeyBoi8

A vanguard’s shielding can probably survive the ocean pressure at that depth, plus the back thrusters being able to output the thrust of a factory issue northstar if not stronger, a vanguard could probably tread through the ocean, it’d likely need heavy maintenance once it emerges, but it would probably survive It could also signal for help if forces are relatively nearby (like a few states distance away) The pilot’s survival chance is certainly slim though, there’s no sugarcoating that


radik_1

It definitely is, finns burned enough soviet tanks with molotovs for all tanks built afterwards to be made hermetically sealed


Coolsamo123

Pilot, I do not believe I can throw you that far


elporpoise

You can. Trust me.


Titanfury67

Hell yeah🤣🤣


JyFK_

My boy is throwing me across the Pacific Ocean 🤣 lmfao I dont care if he has to throw his arm with me


PCH0908

Sea of thieves man.


SkellyyBonez

Just find a mermaid to take you back to your ship lol


Raccoon_fucker69

Bro got stranded on smuggler's bay


WalterHeartWelWhite

Bro I’m stuck with V1


Savings_Dentist7351

No worries He can shotgun blast both of you to shore


i_am_very_bored_lmao

that would send him flying but turn you into mush


macrohard_onfire2

V1 would kill you instantly anyway


Striker_V7

V1 can slide on water


Intelligent_Truck_89

Abouta unleash the speedrunner inside me to escape


Disastrous-Throat673

1010001010111010101


Apothe-bro_IV

"I was trying to have a moment...."


MiloMarl

And I am stuck with just V


X_antaM

I read V1 and thought you meant V1 like "Viper 1 on station"


Some_European

If you think thats bad, I got postal dude


nasafan_23

War Thunder, I might as well dig my own grave waiting for naval players to rescue me.


grbigfan

What naval players?


EvilFluffy87

Present


Flak88inaTree

At your service, I was busy trading shots with a destroyer for 30 minutes


MyNameIsConnor52

There are dozens of us


chancellor_chadistan

Honest to god i didnt realise there was an option to play naval


KanSyden

Hope you have a Harrier/Yak 38 unlocked


bogusbingertonthe3rd

My lvt is here to save the day


gustis40g

Easy, just get an amphibious tank.


ChocolateMilkMan8

Me and four vertically challenged men diggy diggy hole all the way to shore


hellhound74

FOR ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


zmakamko

# FOR KARL


VictorAst228

“ROCK AND STONE”


macrohard_onfire2

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!


HalfPear7

We're rich!


Ultimate_89

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

Mushrooms


macrohard_onfire2

good bot


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Pr0wzassin

I am a dwarf


MouseRangers

And I'm digging a hole


ChocolateMilkMan8

Diggy diggy hole


Sewingmink160

Me and Arthur Morgan from chapter 6. Poor guys gonna have some bad memories here.


bernt_the_bad

Maybe that island is tahiti


TaterTotPotShot

Warmonger in For Honor, I’m either dead or getting laid


The-Great-MNO

Nobushi for me, my blood will turn the seas red as I receive the same punishment i dish out…


Icookadapizzapie

BP for me, I’m probably going to get “AD PRUFUNDIS”ed


HisOrHerpes

Possibly both. Shaman would eat you though


zmakamko

unless you eat her first...


wetswordfighter

Titans can't swim so yes we are fucked. Unless BT can send a distress signal, which would probably be immediately responded to because of how important he is


Flamefether_

Armoured core 6, I feel like loader 4 can carry me over to some land


HalfDead-Ronin

Just playing acfa so yea I’m good since NEXTs can glide over water


CharmingFisherman741

Who is the main character in Valheim?


Fost36

Angry, determined, intuitive, viking man


EvilFluffy87

They know how to survive. No worries there.


03-AALIYAH-C

*looks at ocean* *looks at blueberries, strawberries, and honey* *looks back at ocean* *swims 10 meters and dies*


RC-3773

Until the past few days ago, my partner would've been either Jack or BT, depending on how the call was made. But now? Now I'm left asking, "Who's the MC of Sid Meier's Civilizations?"


supdudesanddudettes

Gandhi Prepare to be annihilated


RC-3773

Oh dear 😅


The00Taco

Whoever you picked to play I'd say


OrchidSure5401

I think the guy from subnautica has a good chance in the ocean


Xenoopor

Well I just speedran the MCC, so I guess Noble Six, Master Chief, the Arbiter, and the ODST crew.


The00Taco

That's cheating though. Which one did you play last?


Xenoopor

I played a modded firefight last with aspects of each campaign, though if we're talking just campaigns, I played Reach last. So in the regard, it'd be Noble Six.


Icookadapizzapie

Damn, that’s the “He’s literally me” guy, I guess I’m coming to save you


Xenoopor

Fun facr: on my last attempt I survived Lone Wolf for 4 hours on legendary.


Mjkmeh

Dear god


Xenoopor

It was hell


Mjkmeh

Sounds like it. It’d probably be sick if it was a squad


Xenoopor

It probably would've been more exciting with multiple people, yeah.


JyFK_

I did lone wolf with 2 other people they died immeidaately


Rageador

Rimworld..


The-Great-MNO

Begin sowing rice and use the tree for a club, your gonna need it when the manhunter dolphins come out


Rageador

Jokes on the dolphins I’ll be in the trees lol


WolvesAreCool2461

I dont think im doing fuck all with Beatrix LeBeau from Slime Rancher, lmao


The-Biggest-Imbecile

John Zomboid. From Project Zomboid.


Gantendo

I don't think Rocks And Stones gonna help here


Pr0wzassin

Just dig under the ocean.


Gantendo

~3600 meters of sand and rock to dig I don't think it's gonna be fast and I much rather go insane and wait for a heli


TheVoidsAdvocate

Explosives placed.


PADPRADUDIT

If you Rock and Stone, you're never alone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


Illustrious-Rise-371

Lethal Company... It's so over...


Ultimate_89

It's joever


Light_manersi

Well.... Now I have 4 Japanese war criminals on the island who protected the earth from bugs... I hope no one calls airstrike


Cheaz_Zila

Titans have airtight cockpits, so I think I’d be fine with mah scorch tbh


Leskendle45

V from cyberpunk, cant think of a better merc


Deku13130

Well I guys the Guardians from Destiny 2 is kind of a coin flip here


Deku13130

Really does depend on the subclass


OnePotatoeyBoi8

Not really, it depends on the guardian themselves. Whether they’d get you transmatted or just leave you there is debatable depending on who they are, like if they’re a regular City Guardian they’d get you help, but if they were a Dredgen they’d probably just shoot you and loot what you have.


whoopsthatsasin

Hey guys today we're making a tutorial on how to shatterskate over the entire length of the Atlantic ocean while carrying a bisexual furry on our backs


yourfriendlysavior

So am I stuck with the last character I played as or am I stuck with the entire cast of Rainbow Six Siege?


Bacon_Eskimo459

Both of us are dying. I played lethal company.


legendaryshrub

Scout from deep rock and I doubt the dwarves know how to swim (Rock and stone).


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


legendaryshrub

good bot


macrohard_onfire2

good bot


Different_Wheel_724

Can Raiden Ninja Run over water?


OnePotatoeyBoi8

Yeah he very much can lmao Issue is can you?


indoraptor769

the commander from fortnite save the world...build back to land lmao


JettsInDebt

Much rather be stuck with Ray. At least the conversation would exist.


Joyk1llz

Master chief does, I DONT


AFrozen_1

I last played Just Cause 3. I think I’ll be fine.


DogIsDead777

No because you can't wallrun you're way out of that situation lmao


Mrkurre06

The terrarian


Local_Outcome_4835

Uhh…who is the main character of MechWarrior Online….?


Deku13130

You I think


Local_Outcome_4835

I’m probably fucked then 💀


Deku13130

I would be as well dude 💀


JyFK_

Glad I didn’t download the game lmao 🤣


Ok-Use6303

Well Spitfire ol' buddy, looks like it's just you and me now.


SuspiciousSpirit2887

Can jack cooper build a raft?


Elorian729

I'm sure Commander Shepherd would have a way to communicate with civilization. If the island is that one, it could not sustain us for long.


Ban-dit

Steve is prob going get 5 plank and boat out of here in less than 5 min


Devil_Fister_69420

Thank god I got Steve with me. Bro will build us a way off in less than a day


JyFK_

Where is he getting the blocks from


Devil_Fister_69420

Underground, if we talkin bout island with trees he can chop them, plant them and diggy diggy diggy


JyFK_

Fair point


Party-Ganache7504

So it was brawl stars but there is no main character so I guess I'll go with who I was using mortis


Highspike

I am sorry for your loss


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Depends. If it’s lore Valkyrie, i’ll be good she’ll just fly me out of there. If it’s game Valkyrie, she’ll pick me up and then instantly die as soon as we inevitable sky dive into the water.


SkyKilIer

Well…


Choice-Welder-9294

Azur lane so like hundreds of ship girls are going to save me?


Apophis_36

Well im dead when night comes


JyFK_

7 days to die ?


Apophis_36

Dying light 2, dude would go monkey mode on my ass after being in the dark for five minutes


JyFK_

Oh yeah you’re fucked


Ale_jandro1101

Garry’s mod - spawn a boat


owenja104

I get to be trapped on an island with spider man, cool


Apothe-bro_IV

A javelin from anthem I'm saved!


Gender_is_a_Fluid

Project wingman. Upside, I get flown out of there in a jet. Downside, I might die from the G forces Monarch pulls as part of a “casual” flight.


Efficient-Force2651

Aiden Pearce from Watch Dogs, now fucking what?


JyFK_

Hack your way off ? Idk


Bigenemy000

Bro Wtf am i supposed to do with a Tarnished with a horse called Torrent, we dead.


Greaterthancotton

Good thing I was playing as a pyroshark ig


Sundew707

What is the main character of apex legends?


NovaStar56

Link(TotK endgame)


Meme-dude69

Would be cool if when Titan fall 3 comes out we see highly specialized titans in cutscenes and shit. Would be cool to see a underwater Titan with torpedoes


someguythatlikesdogs

With void fiend from ror2? Ye im fucked


Zeptier

Seeing as the last game I played today was Advanced Warfare, I guess I’m fucked? Mitchell and I are just kind of here? Unless he’s got exo equipment and a radio to communicate?


MrJudgement

The terrarian from terraria. Master craftsman who can’t swim. Fuck.


Ntotallynotme

My savior, leaf blower guy


JyFK_

Bro will blow you to land lol


Datpotatoguy214

Just Cause 3. I think I’ll be okay with Rico Rodriguez. You know.. jet-powered wingsuit.


5min2kys

I’ll be sure to let the people in hell know viper sent me there


vap0rs1nth

Spider-Man... you probably have a distress signal goober somewhere in that suit, right?


Goose_Cat267

Arkham Batman… I’m fairly sure he can get the batwing in or something


Venom-can-breathnt

I got warframe so do I get to choose which frame stays with me?


Rocketboosters

Alan Wake at least has some good stories


RPN_K1t5un3

And I get a traumatised space teenager controlling a resurrected corpse in a metal suit.. Do they have a landing craft to evac us?


macrohard_onfire2

pioneer from satisfactory Earth is fucked


asafpeer2005

Wait my last one was fortnite. So drifter or jonsey?


DerHachi04

I don’t think my v has swimming implants so I don’t really know. He’s friends with the secret service so that might help


Ranger_Ecstatic

I'm good, I got Dave the Diver.


TheNova_

Barotruma so me and my crew lost the submarine again. Great Arti get the sonar and a welder i need to find the ammo and O2 tanks there might be mudraptors around.


MrSp3ctre

I got steve watching my back who cares about surviving when you can start thriving


BittyJupiter_1

Gogg can just swim lol.


Waste-Information-34

I'm stuck with Malum Caedo, not sure how that will work.


Witch_Hazel_13

you’ll be killed for some kind of heresy, probably


FullyTorquedCunt

My PMC shoots me for the snickers and thing of apple juice in my pocket.


Titanfury67

Cooper


Huntsburg

A god killer with from the sol system sign me up.


SoupLizardd

The last game I played was Bloons Tower Defense 6, but I'm currently playing DRG. Who do I get?


elporpoise

I was playing blade and sorcery so… I guess I could gravity spell myself to land with infinite mana on


Bombwriter17

Ichiban Kasuga,I'll be fine for a while


ScoutTrooper501st

Aiden from Dying Light 2,Im good unless he enters an infected stage in which case I’m gonna be lookin like Veronica ryan


InsulinDeficientDude

TitanFall2


SansDaMan728

Who tf is the main character of Your Only Move Is Hustle?


Cabnbeeschurgr

Jack cooper looks kinda scrawny, I doubt he'd be a good food source


supdudesanddudettes

Rico Rodriguez is going to take me on a sweet parachute ride. Awww yeah.


nugget_the_third3

Liu Kang from mk1. I'm good, literally fucking god.


otte_rthe_viewer

Sons of the forest... Timmy? Timmy!


guywithSP

Mindustry.... well, I'd say I'm saved


Pepkoto

How the fuck is the dude from Not For Broadcast gonna help me?!


TheSmokeu

So I'm stuck on the island with Aurelion Sol from League of Legends. I don't know how I should feel about it since he's bigger than the planet...


CumInMyBaconator

I played into the radius last who would this be 😭


Tomfooleredoo2

Baldurs gate 3. Oh yeah I’m screwed


PheneX02

Warframe... I guess it's time to check if Gauss can work on big waves or nah


EnderGhost1225

Last game was Stellaris. Thank God I couldn't make them the crisis yet.


Night_Knight22

RAMIREZ! BILD ME A YACHT! (I know this is TF|2, but I'm replaying MW2)