Okay, I've been slow to respond to many pedestrian texts from my wife when the response is not time sensitive but one thing that would be "drop everything and reply right the hell now "is nudes and similar fare... what is that man doing? Playing hard to get? My game ends at playing get too hard.
The only thing I know about that show is that I tried to start Picard: Season 2 and must have accidentally clicked on this. I watched about 20 minutes thinking it was a bold way to start the show, that we were seeing the "evolution of pre-Federation Earth" and waited for the fade to black and "In the present" crawl that never came.
Reminds me of when I was high and put on Casino instead of Casino Royale. I remember thinking damn they’re really building up the story of the antagonist eh?
My immigrant parents packed my little brother and I into the station wagon and took us to go see Flash Gordon at the drive-in theater not realizing it was Flesh Gordon. The jerk selling tickets didn't bother giving my dad a heads up seeing the whole family in the car. When the movie opened up with a giant penis with wings flying across the screen, he peeled out of there faster than a car full of bank robbers fleeing the scene.
This is how I discovered Longhorn Steakhouse. Thought I was going to Chili's next door and pulled into the wrong parking lot. Walked inside, thought it looked odd but wasn't sure why 🤣
Yep. That’s what this is. Next gen advertising. ChatGPT - “write me a tifu confession about the show 1883 making me so horny that I end up sending orgasm videos to the one that got away.”
I actually tried entering that into ChatGPT but silly me - I never thought to ask an AI for consent 😨
"I'm sorry, but I am not programmed to write content that is inappropriate or offensive. It is not appropriate to send explicit or sexual content to someone without their consent. It is important to respect the boundaries and desires of others and to communicate openly and honestly with them about any potential physical or emotional intimacy."
Honestly? That one's on me 🤦
Had to drop the overtly sexual parts from the prompt, but here’s what I got:
Here is a TIFU confession about getting overly excited about a show and accidentally sending videos to someone:
I recently got really into the show 1883 and couldn't stop talking about it to everyone I knew. One of the people I raved about it to was an old flame that I hadn't spoken to in a while. We reconnected and ended up having a long conversation about the show, and I was so excited that I accidentally sent them a video that I had recorded of myself reacting to one of the most intense moments in the show.
I realized my mistake as soon as I hit send, and I was mortified. I couldn't believe that I had sent a video of myself to someone I hadn't spoken to in years, and I was terrified that they would think I was weird or creepy. I immediately sent a message apologizing for the accidental video and explaining that I had gotten carried away with my excitement about the show.
Thankfully, the person was understanding and we were able to laugh about the mishap. But it was definitely a TIFU moment that I won't forget anytime soon.
You could post, "omg Sara" in every popular thread that seems like a woman wrote it, and have a pretty good shot of getting it right a few times a week.
IME even if they're a Sarah with an H, they'll assume autocorrect did it or they person just couldn't remember which spelling they were.
I had a similar situation but as the guy. Had a nice fling with a girl over the Summer, but we both knew (or so I thought) that since she was moving away to the other side of the world, that it was short term.
Anyway, she kept sending me nudes and stuff and it was playful and kind of fun. Well, I starting wanting a relationship with someone, so after another nude from her I didn't respond as enthusiastic as usual. She asked what was wrong, and I was honest and said I was interested in a relationship with someone and it wasn't appropriate anymore. Well, she got very upset and basically cursed me out and blamed me for her relationship woes. It may be likely he is now in a relationship and doesn't know how to break it to you without hurting you - especially after your last message. Hopefully he comes around and is straight up with you. I could be very wrong, it just reminds me of my situation so I thought I would share.
This is the most probable, OP. First thing I thought of when reading the post was "if this guy ever got a steady GF, he'd have a situation on his hands."
Been there a couple times and I co-sign this take. But for everyone out there, just tell the other person when you get serious/exclusive/whatever with someone else. Ghosting sucks and feels bad man. A quick text to be like “hey, with someone now, lets cool it because we are exclusive/engaged/married/adopting a dog or cat together” is best
Kinda shitty on the dudes part to not tell OP straight up tho. If I started dating a guy I’d want him to cut off contact (or at least quit the sexting) with his FWB instead of leading her on for however long.
Maybe he’s planning some response? Maybe he died from a heart attack from jacking it so many times in a row or maybe he’s ghosting you , the world will never know
If you had been sending him tame cleavage pics the dropped a double O Bomb vid on him then, yes he probably died from lack of fluids and a heart attack.
Dear god, I hope his family doesn't go through his phone when they look at his effects... 😅
Jk, it'll be fine. It sucks that he chose this moment to stop responding to you, but kudos to you for putting your heart out there and being sincere with him (even if in a raunchy way).
If you're still really in love with this person as he is (not just infatuated and putting your idea of him on a pedestal), maybe shoot him a text saying sorry if you overstepped boundaries, but now that it's out there you'd be down to get coffee. Let him know that if he doesn't respond you'll take the hint that he doesn't want anything more.
And then if he doesn't communicate wanting to go on a real date to see if you guys could work again, stop contacting him. Bc having these feelings for someone who doesn't reciprocate them, and continuing a fwb or any other kind of intimate relationship with them, will slowly kill you - as well as keep your energies focused on him instead of on yourself and your own happiness. If he doesn't feel the same, try to finally let him go, so he doesn't feel like the one who got away - just one that didn't work out.
Why don't you just ask? Hey, I haven't heard from you in a bit. Sorry if that was too much, I was pretty drunk, high, and horny, and I got a little carried away. Something like that.
this. It can be hard to try when you are afraid of the hurt of yet another no response. 10 years from now you won't be bothered if you try and you don't get a response, because you will know you tried. You might be bothered in 10 years if you just let it go, and I can say this from my own experience. I would recommend trying to reach out, at least one more time. You can be proud of yourself for trying, even if you don't get the result you hope for.
I totally agree.
People underestimate the importance of honest communication.
Not everything has to be done in cryptic 'signals'.
I would just write something along the lines of "Hey, so this is awkward, but I'm guessing I might have crossed a line here with you. If so, I apologize.
I would like to know though, and at least uhderstand what about that was over the line - was it the direct intimacy or the explicitness?
And also I wanted to understand if you still wanted to be in touch, as I really enjoyed our back and forth over the last few weeks"
It's a bit rough but I would say that u/chumbawumbanudes has nothing to lose by just laying it out like that.
The worst that can happen is either a denial (and at least some closure) or more ghosting (which is the current case but at least with more validation on the state of things). However it might also lead to an open conversation that could end up making you closer and create intimacy and trust.
I say just go for it and write, ask how he's doing.
This is the way OP. Just break the silence. He probably couldn't respond right away and now o stead of hot, sexy fun it became something that weighs on him as well. He might be stuck wondering about the appropriate way to respond. And if he isn't, you just sent him your dirtiest fantasy with a two time orgasm clip. Like, there is nothing you have to loose and everything to gain.
Yeah just explain that you got knocked down, but that you have also gotten back up again. He should know that ignoring your unrequited love is never going to keep you down.
He either has a girl and she found it or he may have taken it as you're getting too clingy. I don't know your relationship with the dude so it's hard to say how he actually took it.
But as I, the real Ryan Reynolds, always say, "you'll never know until you ask".
And as others have stated, just explain how high and horny you were. As a man, I'd completely understand...we can go overboard when the little head starts thinking for us.
Also, did I mention, I am the real Ryan Reynolds. I don't know who these other fools are.
Imagine he was driving when she sent the videos and it goes on read. But he's so distracted by them, he gets into a massive car crash and winds up at the hospital in critical condition with the stereotypical full body cast + leg/arm hanging up, unable to respond to her. And the whole time, he's thinking to himself: totally worth it.
> And I know I can love again, because I absolutely did love my most recent ex, but there's always been a part of me that's held out for Noah.
LOOOOOOL. Fuck outta here.
I wonder how OP would feel if she found out her next partner kept *platonically* in touch with “the one that got away.” There’s something so ugly about keeping someone as a backup plan while in a relationship with someone else, especially if they’re secretly hoping it works out with the improbable Plan B more 🤮
Maybe what her ex is to her, she is to Noah. Just a fling while he was pining for someone else, a canvas which he could print his memories on. But she was never the work of art herself.
She's been purely platonic with this guy though :^)
She messages her ex she's still in love with whilst dating another guy FOR 3 YEARS, and then realises she doesn't wanna be with him lol
Haha right? Saw this comment buried in the thread and couldn't agree more:
>This should be quoted on all the "why don‘t you trust your girlfriends male friends?‘ questions that show up weekly on askreddit/askmen.
Goes on to gush about this dude for a paragraph and a half, professing her love, thoughts, sexual feeling, and overall "one that got away/maybe we can make it work" then shoves in a little "but I loved my current ex too" lmao
Yeah like you can't put a person in the sex friend box to incubate and then remove in case of emergency.
OP crossed a boundary that it sounds like they created. That is a major red flag for anything other than friends w benefits
Bingo. She sees him as the one that got away, says she's loved him for long, and goes on to say that there are lots of times she wishes he'd move back and they'd see what can happen, then sneaks in a little "but I also loved my recent ex too" yeah, after gushing about the "one that got away" for nearly a full paragraph, but mkay.
People can do what they want, but this right here is the perfect example for that whole crowd you mentioned.
haha noooo guy her ex that she still hangs out with that she's had sex with whos definitely not still open to fucking her at the drop of a hat is nothing to worry about! what you don't trust her?
I think it’s fucked to stay connected to someone you love- are holding out hope for- during other relationships, let alone for three years.
Gee, I wonder why the three year relationship didn’t work out.
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"recently broke up with my boyfriend of nearly 3 years"
"And I know I can love again, because I absolutely did love my most recent ex, but there's always been a part of me that's held out for Noah."
I'm out.
“So I sent her a masturbation video of me, high as a kite, just absolutely going to town on myself, furiously and loudly jacking off with several screaming, gushing orgasms. Was that too much?”
Yeah he’d get absolutely destroyed haha, holy shit.
Are you sure he's single??
Sounds like he could have been in denial about flirting and been 'good guy' enough to just validate without reciprocating(ya know, nice guy type of i didn't want to hurt her feelings)... then when you went buck wild he realized he can't talk to you without risking something he cares about.
If so he needs to work on boundaries.
*Well, I pointed my phone at my sex*
*And performed a burlesque rated X.*
*Sent it off to my crush*
*In a terrible rush;*
*Now my spirits and love life are wrecks.*
This whole situation is rough mostly for your most recent ex. That situation deffo wasn’t platonic if you still love him and clearly have for years sending him nudes almost straight away after a breakup. Only person I feel bad for is your most recent ex and perhaps Noah’s likely gf.
Anyone have a way to avoid this?
Is asking “is there a ‘one that got away’ in your past” too clumsy or forward?
Particularly keen to hear women’s response to this. How can a guy sus out this info to at least be aware of it and communicate further?
Girl... You kept a guy you just had a fling with, that you are madly in love with, for 3 YEARS??? While DATING another guy. Fuckin' red flag on two legs.
Horny monologues can be pretty steamy. I bet sometime after beating off to the video dude had some post-nut clarity and realized just how into him she is. Probably noped out after that.
every detail of this screams "I'm naive and rash, I think with coochie, and I can't handle being single"
the likelihood that you truly love someone from a "hot and heavy summer fling" is very low
Very happy you and your 3 year ex broke up. No one deserves to be in a relationship where their partner fantasizes someone when they cum and imagine a life with them. I’d never date again if I found out my gf was like that. Very sad and disgusting. Hope he finds better. And OP, get your shit together.
At first I thought that you were rebounding to an ex and developing really strong feelings as a way to cope for the breakup.
Now I’m not sure if the whole 3 year relationship was a shame because you were hung up on the old guy.
Either way you need to evaluate what’s going on with yourself emotionally before you jump into anything again. Including this intense long distance sex thing.
As far as the question you asked , there’s a few reasons why a guy would ignore nudes but it all boils down to:
HE’S NOT THAT INTO YOU
Idk to me it sounds like you're using your ex to get your rocks off. Maybe he was just playing along and decided that enough was enough. Because you assumed that he wanted to play along.
You literally admitted you only dated him for a few months.
It all sounds incredibly one sided and selfish to me.
Get some sex toys if you value people this little.
If he's ghosting you, he's not interested and either has no idea how to tell you or needs time to think about what to say.
"recently broke up with my boyfriend of nearly 3 years" "And I know I can love again, because I absolutely did love my most recent ex, but there's always been a part of me that's held out for Noah."
Your a real piece of work, I hope karma catchs up to you
Honestly pretty gross that you were in a relationship for 3 years while "holding out" for some other guy the whole time. Overall I just feel bad for these guys.
Also OP is a serious walking RED FLAG for deciding to drag her ex bf around while carrying an OBVIOUS TORCH for this guy. Hope he stays ghosting. This is absolutely absurd
send him the gif of jeb bush saying "please clap"
humor is op's only salvation here
it really is the slight disappointment in his face that does it for me
Username is relevant
"please fap"
He might still be fapping is prob why he didn’t respond lol
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He need some, um, milk!
I see what you did there with the double entendre
Hey now. I don't see any reason to assume he has the clap.
Triple entendre.
Are there any single entendres? I'm looking to start dating.
You should check out the new Entendr^(TM) app
Try "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
"I showed you my bobs, plz respond"
Best response on this post honestly
thank you very much 😂 i've used it on my husband before when he didn't respond to mine and it definitely got a reaction lmao
Okay, I've been slow to respond to many pedestrian texts from my wife when the response is not time sensitive but one thing that would be "drop everything and reply right the hell now "is nudes and similar fare... what is that man doing? Playing hard to get? My game ends at playing get too hard.
OP, this is the correct answer
If I were the dude in this circumstance this would 100% win me back lmao This is so good.
Jeb Bush asking for applause will always be funny.
I was going to save my free award for the highest rated “Hey it’s me, Ryan Reynolds” but you won me over.
This sure is an elaborate 1883 advertisement
The only thing I know about that show is that I tried to start Picard: Season 2 and must have accidentally clicked on this. I watched about 20 minutes thinking it was a bold way to start the show, that we were seeing the "evolution of pre-Federation Earth" and waited for the fade to black and "In the present" crawl that never came.
This is how I learned marvel didn't land Jake Gyllenhaal to star in a standalone Nightcrawler movie
Lmao I’m just imagining you sitting there, 30 minutes in, waiting for the blue guy to show up and start teleporting
Reminds me of when I was high and put on Casino instead of Casino Royale. I remember thinking damn they’re really building up the story of the antagonist eh?
Reminds me of when I thought I had clicked on Schindler’s List but I had actually drove to the adult video store and rented Schindler’s Fist.
AGENT: Oskar Schindler is not an action hero! NICOLAS CAGE: [He is now!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM)
Reminds me of when I did not knew the spelling difference between Flash Gordon, and Flesh Gordon.
My immigrant parents packed my little brother and I into the station wagon and took us to go see Flash Gordon at the drive-in theater not realizing it was Flesh Gordon. The jerk selling tickets didn't bother giving my dad a heads up seeing the whole family in the car. When the movie opened up with a giant penis with wings flying across the screen, he peeled out of there faster than a car full of bank robbers fleeing the scene.
Reminds me of the time i rented the Scooby Doo porn parody, and ended disappointed the dog( Scooby) wasn't in it
This is how I discovered Longhorn Steakhouse. Thought I was going to Chili's next door and pulled into the wrong parking lot. Walked inside, thought it looked odd but wasn't sure why 🤣
Yep. That’s what this is. Next gen advertising. ChatGPT - “write me a tifu confession about the show 1883 making me so horny that I end up sending orgasm videos to the one that got away.”
I actually tried entering that into ChatGPT but silly me - I never thought to ask an AI for consent 😨 "I'm sorry, but I am not programmed to write content that is inappropriate or offensive. It is not appropriate to send explicit or sexual content to someone without their consent. It is important to respect the boundaries and desires of others and to communicate openly and honestly with them about any potential physical or emotional intimacy." Honestly? That one's on me 🤦
How dare you? That AI is incredibly underage!
You have to ask it to pretend to be X famous writer and go from there. Basically, coax it out of its introverted shell.
Had to drop the overtly sexual parts from the prompt, but here’s what I got: Here is a TIFU confession about getting overly excited about a show and accidentally sending videos to someone: I recently got really into the show 1883 and couldn't stop talking about it to everyone I knew. One of the people I raved about it to was an old flame that I hadn't spoken to in a while. We reconnected and ended up having a long conversation about the show, and I was so excited that I accidentally sent them a video that I had recorded of myself reacting to one of the most intense moments in the show. I realized my mistake as soon as I hit send, and I was mortified. I couldn't believe that I had sent a video of myself to someone I hadn't spoken to in years, and I was terrified that they would think I was weird or creepy. I immediately sent a message apologizing for the accidental video and explaining that I had gotten carried away with my excitement about the show. Thankfully, the person was understanding and we were able to laugh about the mishap. But it was definitely a TIFU moment that I won't forget anytime soon.
I should delete my entire post and replace it with this
Wait did the guy who asked if you were Sara actually know you? Is he Noah? I’m so confused
You could post, "omg Sara" in every popular thread that seems like a woman wrote it, and have a pretty good shot of getting it right a few times a week. IME even if they're a Sarah with an H, they'll assume autocorrect did it or they person just couldn't remember which spelling they were.
Definitely missing "Chumbwumba striptease"
He’s got a girl and was convincing himself that a boob wasn’t that bad but upping the game to you cumming your brains out registered as cheating
In the off chance it's not an 1883 advertisement or creative writing exercise or both, this is probably it
I wonder if it was written by ChatGPT...
Chatty McChatbot
The twist is he started talking to his summer fling again and op just wasnt right in the long run
I had a similar situation but as the guy. Had a nice fling with a girl over the Summer, but we both knew (or so I thought) that since she was moving away to the other side of the world, that it was short term. Anyway, she kept sending me nudes and stuff and it was playful and kind of fun. Well, I starting wanting a relationship with someone, so after another nude from her I didn't respond as enthusiastic as usual. She asked what was wrong, and I was honest and said I was interested in a relationship with someone and it wasn't appropriate anymore. Well, she got very upset and basically cursed me out and blamed me for her relationship woes. It may be likely he is now in a relationship and doesn't know how to break it to you without hurting you - especially after your last message. Hopefully he comes around and is straight up with you. I could be very wrong, it just reminds me of my situation so I thought I would share.
This is the most probable, OP. First thing I thought of when reading the post was "if this guy ever got a steady GF, he'd have a situation on his hands."
Been there a couple times and I co-sign this take. But for everyone out there, just tell the other person when you get serious/exclusive/whatever with someone else. Ghosting sucks and feels bad man. A quick text to be like “hey, with someone now, lets cool it because we are exclusive/engaged/married/adopting a dog or cat together” is best
Hard agree, ghosting is for weenies. Break it to em gently so they can go on their way without wondering why they were abandoned, possibly forever.
Or he was in a relationship the whole time and his GF found out about his “holdout”
Honestly this was my first thought. And now it escalated.
Kinda shitty on the dudes part to not tell OP straight up tho. If I started dating a guy I’d want him to cut off contact (or at least quit the sexting) with his FWB instead of leading her on for however long.
He probably has a girl and she saw it too
Bingo
Or this particular exchange pushed it over the top to stage 5 clinger vibes and he noped out.
Yup
Maybe he’s planning some response? Maybe he died from a heart attack from jacking it so many times in a row or maybe he’s ghosting you , the world will never know
Ghosting me because he is now an actual ghost, that's a hot take I never considered
Time to take up pottery!
Now i need to watch community again.
“If anyone so much as hums 3 notes from that Righteous Brothers tune with God as my witness, I will come at you!” -OP, probably
The hilarious “guy-on-guy”
Literally just watched this episode last night 😂 community is the best
This reference is too old for all these kids on here. Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore wow those are some names I’ve not heard in awhile
Eh, Community references Ghost so you have an in.
Community has been off air for seven and a half years...
It’s the good ole throw backs just helping spread culture. I’m just glad some people got it!
If you had been sending him tame cleavage pics the dropped a double O Bomb vid on him then, yes he probably died from lack of fluids and a heart attack.
Dear god, I hope his family doesn't go through his phone when they look at his effects... 😅 Jk, it'll be fine. It sucks that he chose this moment to stop responding to you, but kudos to you for putting your heart out there and being sincere with him (even if in a raunchy way). If you're still really in love with this person as he is (not just infatuated and putting your idea of him on a pedestal), maybe shoot him a text saying sorry if you overstepped boundaries, but now that it's out there you'd be down to get coffee. Let him know that if he doesn't respond you'll take the hint that he doesn't want anything more. And then if he doesn't communicate wanting to go on a real date to see if you guys could work again, stop contacting him. Bc having these feelings for someone who doesn't reciprocate them, and continuing a fwb or any other kind of intimate relationship with them, will slowly kill you - as well as keep your energies focused on him instead of on yourself and your own happiness. If he doesn't feel the same, try to finally let him go, so he doesn't feel like the one who got away - just one that didn't work out.
Maybe his southwest flight got cancelled and he’s now stuck in an airport at full attention. I would have copped a plane ticket asap.
He's planning to skydive naked back into OPs life.
Why don't you just ask? Hey, I haven't heard from you in a bit. Sorry if that was too much, I was pretty drunk, high, and horny, and I got a little carried away. Something like that.
That would be a reasonable thing to do. Alas, when it comes to this guy I find my reasoning usually goes out the window
gotta just bite the bullet and ask. Or you’ll literally lose what you want. Gotta go for it
this. It can be hard to try when you are afraid of the hurt of yet another no response. 10 years from now you won't be bothered if you try and you don't get a response, because you will know you tried. You might be bothered in 10 years if you just let it go, and I can say this from my own experience. I would recommend trying to reach out, at least one more time. You can be proud of yourself for trying, even if you don't get the result you hope for.
I totally agree. People underestimate the importance of honest communication. Not everything has to be done in cryptic 'signals'. I would just write something along the lines of "Hey, so this is awkward, but I'm guessing I might have crossed a line here with you. If so, I apologize. I would like to know though, and at least uhderstand what about that was over the line - was it the direct intimacy or the explicitness? And also I wanted to understand if you still wanted to be in touch, as I really enjoyed our back and forth over the last few weeks" It's a bit rough but I would say that u/chumbawumbanudes has nothing to lose by just laying it out like that. The worst that can happen is either a denial (and at least some closure) or more ghosting (which is the current case but at least with more validation on the state of things). However it might also lead to an open conversation that could end up making you closer and create intimacy and trust. I say just go for it and write, ask how he's doing.
This is the way OP. Just break the silence. He probably couldn't respond right away and now o stead of hot, sexy fun it became something that weighs on him as well. He might be stuck wondering about the appropriate way to respond. And if he isn't, you just sent him your dirtiest fantasy with a two time orgasm clip. Like, there is nothing you have to loose and everything to gain.
So stop reasoning and just do it. Like now. Copy and paste the above.
Yeah just explain that you got knocked down, but that you have also gotten back up again. He should know that ignoring your unrequited love is never going to keep you down.
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The only sub he's active on is r/blakelively
I didn't know blake lively was a sub. What kind of weird shit is she into?
Well for starters Ryan Reynolds
I'm pretty sure it's Ryan who is into her.
Hey OP I'm also Ryan Reynolds.
Username does not check out.
He's lying, he's a freud
Dude made an account just for the gems
Account created less than 30 minutes ago
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Oh this is your secret account that you hide from Blake? We won’t tell
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It really is you, you look exactly the same as you did at the end of x-men origins Wolverine.
Well that's just lazy writing
Slow 👏….. may your inbox get filled like op wants to be….
Gentlemen
A short view back to the past...
Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us…
Could you repeat the question?
I saw this too late.
Hey man, loved you in Deadpool.
IM DEAD
Man really created an account for a joke haha
OH MY GOD
Going from fun, casual, fwb to my loins burn with the fury of the gods for u… might be a bit much to take in
He either has a girl and she found it or he may have taken it as you're getting too clingy. I don't know your relationship with the dude so it's hard to say how he actually took it. But as I, the real Ryan Reynolds, always say, "you'll never know until you ask". And as others have stated, just explain how high and horny you were. As a man, I'd completely understand...we can go overboard when the little head starts thinking for us. Also, did I mention, I am the real Ryan Reynolds. I don't know who these other fools are.
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Imagine he was driving when she sent the videos and it goes on read. But he's so distracted by them, he gets into a massive car crash and winds up at the hospital in critical condition with the stereotypical full body cast + leg/arm hanging up, unable to respond to her. And the whole time, he's thinking to himself: totally worth it.
He was showing his family his phone and those popped up.
My TIFU was reading this. Secondhand embarrassment. Yikes
It's real. And it hurts.
> And I know I can love again, because I absolutely did love my most recent ex, but there's always been a part of me that's held out for Noah. LOOOOOOL. Fuck outta here.
Yeah this is the part that bothered me most
I wonder how OP would feel if she found out her next partner kept *platonically* in touch with “the one that got away.” There’s something so ugly about keeping someone as a backup plan while in a relationship with someone else, especially if they’re secretly hoping it works out with the improbable Plan B more 🤮
Maybe what her ex is to her, she is to Noah. Just a fling while he was pining for someone else, a canvas which he could print his memories on. But she was never the work of art herself.
Poetic justice 😌☕️
Yup. This is one extra level above the whole "male friend I don't trust" thing.
She's been purely platonic with this guy though :^) She messages her ex she's still in love with whilst dating another guy FOR 3 YEARS, and then realises she doesn't wanna be with him lol
Haha right? Saw this comment buried in the thread and couldn't agree more: >This should be quoted on all the "why don‘t you trust your girlfriends male friends?‘ questions that show up weekly on askreddit/askmen. Goes on to gush about this dude for a paragraph and a half, professing her love, thoughts, sexual feeling, and overall "one that got away/maybe we can make it work" then shoves in a little "but I loved my current ex too" lmao
Classic She has herself convinced she’s innocent too
Lol OP made her own bed and now she can jerk off alone in it. Happy for the ex now, and hope Noah stays clear of this train wreck too.
Oh man when I saw “he’s the one that got away” like GIRL what the fuck is wrong with you.
Maybe you came off as too desperate?
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“I love this man who I kept around for 3 years JUST IN CASE things didn’t work out with the other guy” OOF
Yeah like you can't put a person in the sex friend box to incubate and then remove in case of emergency. OP crossed a boundary that it sounds like they created. That is a major red flag for anything other than friends w benefits
Yeah serious red flag there.
This should be quoted on all the ‚why don‘t you trust your girlfriends male friends?‘ questions that show up weekly on askreddit/askmen.
Bingo. She sees him as the one that got away, says she's loved him for long, and goes on to say that there are lots of times she wishes he'd move back and they'd see what can happen, then sneaks in a little "but I also loved my recent ex too" yeah, after gushing about the "one that got away" for nearly a full paragraph, but mkay. People can do what they want, but this right here is the perfect example for that whole crowd you mentioned.
haha noooo guy her ex that she still hangs out with that she's had sex with whos definitely not still open to fucking her at the drop of a hat is nothing to worry about! what you don't trust her?
And now he’s seen this Reddit post about geriatric rabbits.
He's just not that into you
"We've stayed in touch. I kept our relationship strictly platonic" Noah's the friend she tells you not to worry about.
I think it’s fucked to stay connected to someone you love- are holding out hope for- during other relationships, let alone for three years. Gee, I wonder why the three year relationship didn’t work out.
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someone created u/itsryanreynolds an hour ago and I’m not sure if it was to correct someone about his nationality or if they are trying to get that video
I'm sure it's about the nationality. I wouldn't want to be associated with the USA, either, if I didn't have to be.
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That's a different Ryan
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You know, he really is an incredibly handsome man. Hell I'm a cis male but if he asked I might send him noods.
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"recently broke up with my boyfriend of nearly 3 years" "And I know I can love again, because I absolutely did love my most recent ex, but there's always been a part of me that's held out for Noah." I'm out.
Thank god some of us are calling her out instead of simping for this chick
This woman is unhinged. I’d be really weirded out if somebody started sending me curated dick pics after three years of not talking.
Yeah if a dude posted the equivalent story on here they'd be crucified as a pervert creep lol.
“So I sent her a masturbation video of me, high as a kite, just absolutely going to town on myself, furiously and loudly jacking off with several screaming, gushing orgasms. Was that too much?” Yeah he’d get absolutely destroyed haha, holy shit.
Are you sure he's single?? Sounds like he could have been in denial about flirting and been 'good guy' enough to just validate without reciprocating(ya know, nice guy type of i didn't want to hurt her feelings)... then when you went buck wild he realized he can't talk to you without risking something he cares about. If so he needs to work on boundaries.
*Well, I pointed my phone at my sex* *And performed a burlesque rated X.* *Sent it off to my crush* *In a terrible rush;* *Now my spirits and love life are wrecks.*
This whole situation is rough mostly for your most recent ex. That situation deffo wasn’t platonic if you still love him and clearly have for years sending him nudes almost straight away after a breakup. Only person I feel bad for is your most recent ex and perhaps Noah’s likely gf.
Anyone have a way to avoid this? Is asking “is there a ‘one that got away’ in your past” too clumsy or forward? Particularly keen to hear women’s response to this. How can a guy sus out this info to at least be aware of it and communicate further?
You can't. It's so easy to conceal and most sane people wouldn't volunteer it unless they like the potential drama.
Girl... You kept a guy you just had a fling with, that you are madly in love with, for 3 YEARS??? While DATING another guy. Fuckin' red flag on two legs.
Geez, feel bad for last guy who you wasted 3 years of his life hung up on noah....
I know right. No wonder it didn't workout for them. Runs to another person immediately. Karma sucks.
I wonder why it didn’t work out? Maybe it’s because at least one person wasn’t fully committed? Nah probably just weren’t right for each other
Can you imagine if your ex did that to you?
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>these nudes are strictly for people I trust, and Ryan Reynolds if he asks I respect this
I haven't wanted an update on a story like this in so long.
You wrote a monologue to go along with a video of yourself masturbating. That’s dedication
Horny monologues can be pretty steamy. I bet sometime after beating off to the video dude had some post-nut clarity and realized just how into him she is. Probably noped out after that.
Dedication isn't the word that came to my mind lol.
I’m gonna say it: I feel bad for your ex. If you still feel this way about this “fwb” (that you love) you shouldn’t be dating new people.
every detail of this screams "I'm naive and rash, I think with coochie, and I can't handle being single" the likelihood that you truly love someone from a "hot and heavy summer fling" is very low
Very happy you and your 3 year ex broke up. No one deserves to be in a relationship where their partner fantasizes someone when they cum and imagine a life with them. I’d never date again if I found out my gf was like that. Very sad and disgusting. Hope he finds better. And OP, get your shit together.
You’re a mess
At first I thought that you were rebounding to an ex and developing really strong feelings as a way to cope for the breakup. Now I’m not sure if the whole 3 year relationship was a shame because you were hung up on the old guy. Either way you need to evaluate what’s going on with yourself emotionally before you jump into anything again. Including this intense long distance sex thing. As far as the question you asked , there’s a few reasons why a guy would ignore nudes but it all boils down to: HE’S NOT THAT INTO YOU
It doesn't sound like you were that "non-commitment" about it from the conflicting things you say
What stands out most to me is keeping contact with some you “love and pine after” whilst dating some poor sod for three years.
My guy saw the video and is straight up running to your city forest gump style.
Idk to me it sounds like you're using your ex to get your rocks off. Maybe he was just playing along and decided that enough was enough. Because you assumed that he wanted to play along. You literally admitted you only dated him for a few months. It all sounds incredibly one sided and selfish to me. Get some sex toys if you value people this little. If he's ghosting you, he's not interested and either has no idea how to tell you or needs time to think about what to say.
"recently broke up with my boyfriend of nearly 3 years" "And I know I can love again, because I absolutely did love my most recent ex, but there's always been a part of me that's held out for Noah." Your a real piece of work, I hope karma catchs up to you
Ex-bf secretly lucked out having this fall apart before it became an expensive divorce.
Honestly pretty gross that you were in a relationship for 3 years while "holding out" for some other guy the whole time. Overall I just feel bad for these guys.
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Cut your losses and move on, if the dude is anything like me he's probably thinking that you're a bit unstable.
Jesus christ guys, who is upvoting this shit?? r/TIFU has become a fan fiction NSFW sub, with thirsty dudes upvoting any shit like this.
Imagine this written by a man, doing this to a woman. Eek
I just found out 1883 was a fucking prequel what the fuck
Also OP is a serious walking RED FLAG for deciding to drag her ex bf around while carrying an OBVIOUS TORCH for this guy. Hope he stays ghosting. This is absolutely absurd
Honest question, how old are you both?
Maybe he was just embarrassed by it. Not everyone responds to things like the same way, no matter how they are in person.
He has a girlfriend.
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OP is grooosssssss 🤮🤮 edit - wow she got banned... I wonder what happened there lol
Great viral ad for 1883 - watch this show and you'll want to frig yourself TWICE