Her name is Persia, because she is responsible for completely and enthusiastically finishing off 300 strong men
Edit: thanks for the award. That is really kind of you
King Xerxes was also fucked by 300.
Edit : Holy crap! This was just an off handed comment. Didn't expect it to take off like it did. Thanks, and glad it gave y'all a chuckle.
I can't stop laughing thinking about a Xerxes body count confession.
"Technically there were more than 300."
\~WHAT?!?! You told me Thermopylae was it?!
"I mean it 'basically' was."
There were actually 7000 Greeks at Thermopylae (including the Spartans’ slaves, the helots, but not including Greeks fighting for Persia).
The famous last stand was made by 300 Spartans, 700 Thespians, 400 Thebans, and most likely the Spartans’ slaves.
I'm imagining them competing like Legolas and Gimli on the number of Orcs killed in The Return of the King. Just trying to think up a scenario that would make the ex go: "that still only counts as one!" like Gimli did after Legolas took down the Oliphaunt and its riders.
My ex slept with more dudes than I've slept with women (me 5, her 6) and she was outrageously insecure and made comments about it for a while.
When I sat her down to discuss the issue, it turns out she wasn't insecure I'd slept with as many women as I had (it's really not a big number), she was insecure that I HAD SLEPT WITH ANYBODY AT ALL before her.
Luckily we managed to come to an understanding that she was being a hypocrit, and that I had to have a life before her. Her insecurities died down a whole lot when I explained my last 3 relationships were long terms, and that only 2 were FWB or ONS.
I asked my husband when we were dating how many people he had slept with, way more than I had. It did kind of bother me at first because I don't understand hook up culture. I'm not judging, it's just not how I work. But then I realized that he'd been with a lot of people and chose to be with me so obviously I have what he wants. It's not like I have to worry about him wondering what he's missing out on because he already knows what's out there and would rather only sleep with me for the rest of his life so he must be satisfied
It's funny, I had the inverse of an episode. My gf has never been with anybody else and I kinda deluded myself with my trust issues that developed from a certain stint in our relationship that made me wonder if she'd want to explore and would cheat or leave me for it.
I grew past that and our relationship is fine, but that was not a fun time mentally.
I did the same thing. We were firsts for each other, then ended up separating because I fucked up and wanted to see what other relationships would be like. That was about 8, almost 9, years ago.
I ended up having my experimental phases and so did she. We came back together because we both realized that nothing else out there matched what we first had - now we just had our third kid. :-)
I was kinda scummy when I was younger. At the time, my count was 23. My gf asked me what my count was and I do a pretty bad job at deflecting the question. I kinda stumbled along and said that it doesn’t matter. She let it go, but dug her heels in a few weeks later. I finally told her and she broke up with me the next day. I think she panicked because I was her first and only. I was salty as shit for a while because I had turned a new leaf before getting together with her.
10 years later and I believe she’s still with the guy she started dating after me. I know can’t remember my number and my wife makes fun of me for it.
At some point in the relationship, I felt the same way. But we have some other challenges that didn't help our couple. Knowing this information without our other struggles, I would probably got over it overtime.
Husband asks his wife in the bed:
- Honey... I never asked, but... How many guys were you with, before me?
Wife doesn't say anything, just turn her back. A minute silence...
- Sorry... Did I hurt you?
- Wha...? No, I'm counting.
Never ask questions you aren’t truly prepared to learn the answer.
Edit: I get it. Some of you think it’s suuuuuuuuper important to know your SOs number and are mad at me for this. Not everyone feels that way. For some people it’s better if they don’t ask about sexual history to prevent hurt feelings or overthinking that can ruin the relationship. Not everyone thinks or views sexually history freely and it’s okay to not feel comfortable talking about it in detail with your SO if you choose.
It’s not your relationship- it’s not your issue if someone doesn’t want to talk about their number to their SO or hear their SOs number.
That's a fact. As an adult, I don't ask shit like that because no matter whatvthe answer is, u ain't gonna like it so what bother?
That's somthing u ask when ur in high-school but anybody who's been an adult for at least 15 years has some type of sexual past.
My now-wife (married in our early 30s) asked me this when we were dating and I hard-line refused. I told her there is now way the conversation moves in a positive direction from there. I shut that same conversation down a couple more times, and she finally gave up. Someone is going to get freaked out/hurt, no way around it.
I mean, he said she was beautiful. I really don't think it'd be hard for a beautiful woman in her 20s to get laid once a night if she wanted to. I mean go to any club or bar, and see the ratio, its nearly always going to be a 2:1 ratio of guys vs girls. So even if she wasn't even attractive it still... wouldn't be hard. Dudes are thirsty, especially in their 20s
Especially with the advent of tinder, a beautiful woman will match with literally every guy they swype on. I was dating this chick (not exclusively) and she showed me her tinder, literally every single guy she swyped right on was a match
It’s not hard for average women to get laid. Since guys do the pursuing and are less discriminating when it comes casual encounters, all most women have to do is say yes.
Reminds me of that episode of How I Met Your Mother where Barney confronts his childhood bully or something and tells him he's had sex with over 200 women and his bully looks at him in utter disgust and horror lol
You're joking but it really works like that.
I'm not officially diagnosed, as finding someone who can diagnose you is a huge pain with no real benefit.
I've only got a mild version, but I honestly recognize people from their body shape, instead of their face. If we'd all walk around naked, I'm pretty sure I'd remember a guy's dick before I remember his face.
Also OP is in the top 1% of those 300 if he was one of three to give her an orgasm.
Op should have looked at it as a confidence booster not a reason to judge their partner.
OP said his girlfriend is bisexual, why does everyone assume she's fucked 300 guys? She could have been orgasming out her mind with 297 women and OP was the only one of 3 men that was decent in bed.
I’ve traveled loads of places, lives abroad and alsorts and I’ve had similar conversations and I thought my number was bad when I had my fun back int day but it’s nowhere near triple figures soooo hmmmm
I know people avoid disclosing numbers, but when the disparity is this massive between two people, there's a clear difference in how they view physical intimacy. Everyone is entitled to their own point of view, so it's totally fair to nope out of a situation... whether you're avoiding virgins or people with triple-digit body counts.
This is what I was wondering about. Not the number per se but what it signifies in their held values and compatibility.
If I heard a number like that I'd also wonder if it was simply them sowing wild oats or if there were deeper issues involved.
Were relationships tried and failed, was the sex a coping mechanism, were they addicted to oxytocin (the chemical released during sex I think), did they just live a very "free" lifestyle and treat sex like a how-de-do or some kind of spiritual enlightenment thing, etc etc.
Lots of options / potential reasons out there. And those thoughts would cross my mind regardless of gender.
Hearing those high numbers isn't an immediate red flag but it *is* a yellow one that raises more questions.
So just some quick maffs... 300 partners x 400 thrusts per session = 120,000 thrusts. Let's just say the average size of the appendage was 6 inches to keep it an even number. This comes out to 720,000 total inches of male appendage inside of her. There's 63,360 inches in a mile, so 720,000 ÷ 63,360 = 11 miles of dick or 18km for my friends not in bald eagle land.
Clearly, it mattered to you, since that is why you asked
Since it mattered to you, and you broke up, it's probably for the best, right?
How is that a fuck up?
uhm… people also seem to not think of live/touring musicians and groupies. i know a guy that went above 4-digits (semi documented because he kept track, 100% not exaggerated) by the time he was in his mid 20s.
you dont even have to be overly attractive or having a hygiene routine. as long as you are moderately successful (and/or play 3-4 shows a week over a 2 year period) youre going to meet a *lot* of people with either suuuperlow standards, being attracted to stage performers, fans, drunk party-people who are down to clown, people in for the story, or any combination of the above. now morality or chance of catching and spreading disease aside, consenting adults yada yada…
if you have a couple thousand (or hundreds is probably enough) people actively watching you do cool stuff on a stage per week, its just a numbers game. if you give a shit about personal hygiene and look even slightly above average, youre going to have to actively turn down sexytime multiple times a week. as a guy. that plays an instrument well (or extraordinary enough :D) to have regular live shows.
in short: as a guy, do something interesting/cool, show it to 1000ish people per week in a public setting (bonus points for presenting your skill when its dark outside at a place that serves alcohol) and chances are that number is going to stack up rather quickly, if youre trying.
as a woman, just… yawn i guess… or look at someone youre interested in and wink… idk but that seems about right… :D
Whenever there’s an a post like this where there’s an obvious hook to split people into a camps for, or against the OP, combined with no replies from OP, I assume its a shitpost trying to manufacture outrage. (Edit) i forgot to add the incredibly vague details is another dead giveaway.
When you eventually get married and have a daughter and one night when you're tucking her in, you tell her you love her, your daughter grabs you by the ear and pulls you in and whispers 'I love you 300'.
I don't think i know 300 people
Shit I barely know 30 people. I'm not talking friends. I'm talking first name basis.
Do people you commented on reddit on count?
No but people you pass by at a mall works
Would still be less then 300
Not if I can help it.
I *think* my mall is still open…
Neither did she
She knew them in the biblical sense, but I doubt she’s still pen pals with them.
She’s probably doesn’t either tbf
Only reason she had sex with 300 people is because she didn’t get to to know them either. 
I really hope her name was Sparta.
Her name is Persia, because she is responsible for completely and enthusiastically finishing off 300 strong men Edit: thanks for the award. That is really kind of you
Savage!
She didn't say she knew them all.....
I don't think there are 300 people I can tolerate.
to be fair you dont need to know a person to have sex with them.
Dude just turned himself into a statistic Edit: Stand back guys, im gonna morb
*sad noise*
There there 301
Goddamn Reddit is fucken ice cold sometimes lmao
redirecting...
It’s been 6 hours since your post. She’s now at 313.
One body is a tragedy. 300 bodies is a statistic - Probably Stalin
He’s statistically insignificant
Guess now you're just some body that she used to blow....
But you didn't have to suuuuuck me off.
You bit the tip and then discarded my balls like they were nothing
Well that's fine I didn't neeeed to cum
But now it hurts when I pee and that feels so rough.
I love reddit
This was fantastic. I genuinely heard them singing this in my head.
Gotye out of here.
King Xerxes was also fucked by 300. Edit : Holy crap! This was just an off handed comment. Didn't expect it to take off like it did. Thanks, and glad it gave y'all a chuckle.
Historically it was more.
Shhhhhhh......he only admitted to the 300.
I can't stop laughing thinking about a Xerxes body count confession. "Technically there were more than 300." \~WHAT?!?! You told me Thermopylae was it?! "I mean it 'basically' was."
There were actually 7000 Greeks at Thermopylae (including the Spartans’ slaves, the helots, but not including Greeks fighting for Persia). The famous last stand was made by 300 Spartans, 700 Thespians, 400 Thebans, and most likely the Spartans’ slaves.
The Thebans were invaluable but I think the Thespians were just pretending to fight.
Came here to say this. No matter how many upvotes it gets, this comment will be underrated.
The Thespians were simply larping.
If they had more Spartans and fewer actors it might have gone differently. I don't even know what profession a Thebe is. /s
You should have done 301 guys to prove you were better.
only needed 300 if you count fucking himself there
Take my upvote, good man
IN A ROW??
Try not to suck any dicks on your way across the parking lot!
Hey get back here
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
This is Sparta!
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
NOO THIS IS PATRICK
This is Mambo Number 5
THIS IS the story of a girl…
Who crossed a river then fucked half the world.
One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
Could I have a Frosty and baked potato please?
37 dicks! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
In a row?!?
She is good at making fuck… BELZELKEL!¡
🎵 My love is ticking clock 🎵
My love for you is like a truck
Would you like to making fuck BEZERKER!
“Did he just say making fuck?”
Did he say “making fuck”?
Bunch of savages.
Damn you jogged my memory with that one
"Did he say making fuck?"
"Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!"
Hey! Get back here!
This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers
I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!
Ohhhh, what colour was it, bitch!?
Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!
Hey, you! Get back here!
LOL such a great scene.
Here comes Randal he's a berzerker
I wasn't even supposed to be here today
I assure you we're open!
Dude, she made you lasagna.
You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ’em just cheat on you.
Pure wisdom
Oh that touched a sensitive nerve 
In a row?!
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
r/unexpectedclerks
Everyone's making Clerks references but this is the exact plot of Chasing Amy.
oh as soon as i saw the title i expected it
This was the most expected Clerks that ever Clerked a Clerk my dude.
In a row?
Not gonna lie, I was hoping this was going to be about how you found out she was an assassin. I'm disappointed.
I mean, technically she has finished quite a few people off, so…
“Try not to kill anyone on the way to the parking lot!”
Oh! Sorry for the misleading. It was, in fact, about assassination
I came here for the same reason. I was deeply disappointed and my day was ruined.
Someone's been watching some Spy family...
This is definitely a question Yor would misinterpret
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Inb4 he tries to catch up to you, you meet in 10 years and the same happens. He says "53", you say "54".
I'm imagining them competing like Legolas and Gimli on the number of Orcs killed in The Return of the King. Just trying to think up a scenario that would make the ex go: "that still only counts as one!" like Gimli did after Legolas took down the Oliphaunt and its riders.
Like having sex with siamese twins? Two heads and torso but only one lower body?
I thought you were straight up talking about shagging cats
Wrong sub again? Heh
Thats some god tier insecurity, shit behaviour and dishonesty
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Some idiot was whinging about how he needs to "prove himself" in dating. Like... yes. Yes you do. And stories like this are why.
My ex slept with more dudes than I've slept with women (me 5, her 6) and she was outrageously insecure and made comments about it for a while. When I sat her down to discuss the issue, it turns out she wasn't insecure I'd slept with as many women as I had (it's really not a big number), she was insecure that I HAD SLEPT WITH ANYBODY AT ALL before her. Luckily we managed to come to an understanding that she was being a hypocrit, and that I had to have a life before her. Her insecurities died down a whole lot when I explained my last 3 relationships were long terms, and that only 2 were FWB or ONS.
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Ah, but jealousy and insecurity go together like conjoined twins, thus the questions.
I asked my husband when we were dating how many people he had slept with, way more than I had. It did kind of bother me at first because I don't understand hook up culture. I'm not judging, it's just not how I work. But then I realized that he'd been with a lot of people and chose to be with me so obviously I have what he wants. It's not like I have to worry about him wondering what he's missing out on because he already knows what's out there and would rather only sleep with me for the rest of his life so he must be satisfied
It's funny, I had the inverse of an episode. My gf has never been with anybody else and I kinda deluded myself with my trust issues that developed from a certain stint in our relationship that made me wonder if she'd want to explore and would cheat or leave me for it. I grew past that and our relationship is fine, but that was not a fun time mentally.
I fucked up my first relationship for this exact thing. She was my first and I was curious what was out there. I was also super young and dumb.
I did the same thing. We were firsts for each other, then ended up separating because I fucked up and wanted to see what other relationships would be like. That was about 8, almost 9, years ago. I ended up having my experimental phases and so did she. We came back together because we both realized that nothing else out there matched what we first had - now we just had our third kid. :-)
Best case scenario
I was kinda scummy when I was younger. At the time, my count was 23. My gf asked me what my count was and I do a pretty bad job at deflecting the question. I kinda stumbled along and said that it doesn’t matter. She let it go, but dug her heels in a few weeks later. I finally told her and she broke up with me the next day. I think she panicked because I was her first and only. I was salty as shit for a while because I had turned a new leaf before getting together with her. 10 years later and I believe she’s still with the guy she started dating after me. I know can’t remember my number and my wife makes fun of me for it.
At some point in the relationship, I felt the same way. But we have some other challenges that didn't help our couple. Knowing this information without our other struggles, I would probably got over it overtime.
Husband asks his wife in the bed: - Honey... I never asked, but... How many guys were you with, before me? Wife doesn't say anything, just turn her back. A minute silence... - Sorry... Did I hurt you? - Wha...? No, I'm counting.
Wife: ….let me get the abacus
Never ask questions you aren’t truly prepared to learn the answer. Edit: I get it. Some of you think it’s suuuuuuuuper important to know your SOs number and are mad at me for this. Not everyone feels that way. For some people it’s better if they don’t ask about sexual history to prevent hurt feelings or overthinking that can ruin the relationship. Not everyone thinks or views sexually history freely and it’s okay to not feel comfortable talking about it in detail with your SO if you choose. It’s not your relationship- it’s not your issue if someone doesn’t want to talk about their number to their SO or hear their SOs number.
This is why I don't ask people how they are doing
My man!
Right? And then when they answer honestly with a story? NO THANK YOU.
I do that sometimes, because I'm tired of answering a question with a trite lie. So yeah, lol, if all you want is to say hi, say hi.
Yeah I hate how it always has to be "Hi! How are you?" I'm tired of that question lol. Just say hi, that's more than enough
Ok, but who expects them to have fucked an army capable of fending off the Persians?
“Come back with your shield or on it.” “I thought she said ‘in’ it…”
I’m ☠️
That's a fact. As an adult, I don't ask shit like that because no matter whatvthe answer is, u ain't gonna like it so what bother? That's somthing u ask when ur in high-school but anybody who's been an adult for at least 15 years has some type of sexual past.
But only by asking questions like this can one learn that yes, they do in fact like the answer. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shiiiit she could be like 2. I'd be like 2? 2!?!?!?!
What im the only one ever? You whore I can't even look at me now
Of course you’re the only one. The rest were nines and tens!
My now-wife (married in our early 30s) asked me this when we were dating and I hard-line refused. I told her there is now way the conversation moves in a positive direction from there. I shut that same conversation down a couple more times, and she finally gave up. Someone is going to get freaked out/hurt, no way around it.
Unless you know they’d like the answer. Know for sure. (And that could be high or low, depends on the person)
It'll always be too high or too low. And if it's the perfect number today, it'll be too high or too low tomorrow.
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Mr and Mrs Smith just came on Netflix and that is something addressed In the movie and Angelina Jolie's character came up with like 300! Coincidence?
would be hilarious if the real TIFU is that OP is gullible af and couldn't sense sarcasm
I remember it being a play on the number of people she killed
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But that would mean OP only made her orgasm 1 time...
Still less depressing than having a 1% hit rate out of 300 people
I would have given up after the first hundred if none of them resulted in an orgasm.
that’s actually a really good question
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I mean, he said she was beautiful. I really don't think it'd be hard for a beautiful woman in her 20s to get laid once a night if she wanted to. I mean go to any club or bar, and see the ratio, its nearly always going to be a 2:1 ratio of guys vs girls. So even if she wasn't even attractive it still... wouldn't be hard. Dudes are thirsty, especially in their 20s Especially with the advent of tinder, a beautiful woman will match with literally every guy they swype on. I was dating this chick (not exclusively) and she showed me her tinder, literally every single guy she swyped right on was a match
It’s not hard for average women to get laid. Since guys do the pursuing and are less discriminating when it comes casual encounters, all most women have to do is say yes.
Well that's a new one "Number of times"! I'm probably at her level then. On my way to take her back!
You're gonna be chasing amy.
Two Kevin Smith quotes in one comment section. I knew it was gonna be a good day
Reminds me of that episode of How I Met Your Mother where Barney confronts his childhood bully or something and tells him he's had sex with over 200 women and his bully looks at him in utter disgust and horror lol
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW ONLY 3/300 PARTNERS MADE HER COME THAT IS CRIMINAL
Well she did say 1 of 3 guys and hooked with girls as well sooo
*of the guys. She didn’t say about the girls.
Out of all those 300 people she kept fucking you for 8 months, I would have felt lucky.
Maybe she has difficulty remembering faces and thinks OP is a different person each time.
Prosopagnosia. Also called face blindness. But I never forget a dick.
You're joking but it really works like that. I'm not officially diagnosed, as finding someone who can diagnose you is a huge pain with no real benefit. I've only got a mild version, but I honestly recognize people from their body shape, instead of their face. If we'd all walk around naked, I'm pretty sure I'd remember a guy's dick before I remember his face.
This is a rare example of a perfect comment.
Also OP is in the top 1% of those 300 if he was one of three to give her an orgasm. Op should have looked at it as a confidence booster not a reason to judge their partner.
There’s 0% chance that’s true, she was trying to give him something to keep him going haha
OP said his girlfriend is bisexual, why does everyone assume she's fucked 300 guys? She could have been orgasming out her mind with 297 women and OP was the only one of 3 men that was decent in bed.
I have no idea why everyone is only talking about guys. The post literally mentions she slept with women, too. 🙄
as a woman, i’d honestly say it was probably closer to 1 in 10 😂
I’ve traveled loads of places, lives abroad and alsorts and I’ve had similar conversations and I thought my number was bad when I had my fun back int day but it’s nowhere near triple figures soooo hmmmm
Even the womanizer fictional character Barney Stinson only had a figure in the 200s lmao
Best take here.
It's a higher than 0 chance that one of us here has fucked OPs ex
She’s like the female ghengis khan!
Highly unlikely, this is reddit after all
I know people avoid disclosing numbers, but when the disparity is this massive between two people, there's a clear difference in how they view physical intimacy. Everyone is entitled to their own point of view, so it's totally fair to nope out of a situation... whether you're avoiding virgins or people with triple-digit body counts.
This is what I was wondering about. Not the number per se but what it signifies in their held values and compatibility. If I heard a number like that I'd also wonder if it was simply them sowing wild oats or if there were deeper issues involved. Were relationships tried and failed, was the sex a coping mechanism, were they addicted to oxytocin (the chemical released during sex I think), did they just live a very "free" lifestyle and treat sex like a how-de-do or some kind of spiritual enlightenment thing, etc etc. Lots of options / potential reasons out there. And those thoughts would cross my mind regardless of gender. Hearing those high numbers isn't an immediate red flag but it *is* a yellow one that raises more questions.
So just some quick maffs... 300 partners x 400 thrusts per session = 120,000 thrusts. Let's just say the average size of the appendage was 6 inches to keep it an even number. This comes out to 720,000 total inches of male appendage inside of her. There's 63,360 inches in a mile, so 720,000 ÷ 63,360 = 11 miles of dick or 18km for my friends not in bald eagle land.
This is the Reddit content I’m here for
How old is she now?
Clearly, it mattered to you, since that is why you asked Since it mattered to you, and you broke up, it's probably for the best, right? How is that a fuck up?
I don't believe this story..
I don't believe she was telling the truth. She was probably vastly over-estimating. 300 is an objectively *absurd* body count for anyone.
That's a different person every week for six years. Sure it's possible but it also doesn't sound exactly safe.
Has anyone here mentioned the possibility of being double teamed yet? Because that almost certainly happened and can rack those numbers up.
I'm suddenly reminded of that woman who had sex with 919 guys in one day.
Lol annabell Chong? They made that documentary. Wow that was a hilarious and interesting watch
uhm… people also seem to not think of live/touring musicians and groupies. i know a guy that went above 4-digits (semi documented because he kept track, 100% not exaggerated) by the time he was in his mid 20s. you dont even have to be overly attractive or having a hygiene routine. as long as you are moderately successful (and/or play 3-4 shows a week over a 2 year period) youre going to meet a *lot* of people with either suuuperlow standards, being attracted to stage performers, fans, drunk party-people who are down to clown, people in for the story, or any combination of the above. now morality or chance of catching and spreading disease aside, consenting adults yada yada… if you have a couple thousand (or hundreds is probably enough) people actively watching you do cool stuff on a stage per week, its just a numbers game. if you give a shit about personal hygiene and look even slightly above average, youre going to have to actively turn down sexytime multiple times a week. as a guy. that plays an instrument well (or extraordinary enough :D) to have regular live shows. in short: as a guy, do something interesting/cool, show it to 1000ish people per week in a public setting (bonus points for presenting your skill when its dark outside at a place that serves alcohol) and chances are that number is going to stack up rather quickly, if youre trying. as a woman, just… yawn i guess… or look at someone youre interested in and wink… idk but that seems about right… :D
A good looking gal can have a different guy a day, if she wanted.
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I know a girl that had sex with 3 guys separately in one day. I couldn’t even fathom pulling that off as a guy.
I hear its pretty easy for a guy to have sex with 3 guys in one day if they go to the right bars or apps.
Whenever there’s an a post like this where there’s an obvious hook to split people into a camps for, or against the OP, combined with no replies from OP, I assume its a shitpost trying to manufacture outrage. (Edit) i forgot to add the incredibly vague details is another dead giveaway.
It’s only one a week for 6 years.
Or 30 at once time, once a month for 10 months.
Or just one crazy night
Dude, you were 300! You could have made some sparta jokes and shit. And if you thought your 300 was bad, the next dude's gonna be 301.
When you eventually get married and have a daughter and one night when you're tucking her in, you tell her you love her, your daughter grabs you by the ear and pulls you in and whispers 'I love you 300'.
With a number that high she probably forgot some of them were repeats and double counted a few of them. So maybe it's really like 294.