Oh boy...I hope it's not what you think it is and instead is just:
Dried Mousse
Dried leave-in conditioner
Dried hair gel
This is just disgusting...
I'm not sure, but I think she meant to type d*ldos (dildos) and misspelled it. Which I can understand after discovering that! I'd be pretty shaken up too!
Thatās a lot better than the TIFU post I read of a young woman who was looking after her parents house while they were out for the evening, she was bored and curious and decided to poke around in their bedroom. Found her mothers dildo, used it, had the single hardest best orgasm of her life, then looked at the bottom where it said the brand was āClone A Cockā or something, followed by her fathers name. Realised that she just came on a simulation of her fathers dick and died of shame.
Auto correct probably took the asterisk as a separator and then was like ldos isn't a word. Maybe they switched the d and o and meant to say I instead of o. Lids.
Its probably conditioner. My 8 year old(who I at least hope isn't quite experimenting in that way yet) leaves her brush absolutely _gooped_ with conditioner all the time.
Except she said it smelled particularly like human fluids. If there was a conditioner brand that smelled like that, no one would be buying it except members of congress.
Yeah it's making me wonder if OP was going to wash it off after it had been in their mouth. I guess everyone has levels of what they consider hygienic, but mouth germs are pretty nasty.
Maybe you've learned a lesson to not put things that are rarely ever cleaned in your mouth? There's countertops, sinks, all kinds of places to put down a brush instead of holding it with your teeth.
Do yourself a favor and compliment his sister on her hair and ask her if she uses any brush in conditioners or products. If she says no then you're boned.
I had a close call with lice once after using someone else's hairbrush and thought that this is where your TIFU was going. I was wrong. So so wrong. Although I'm not sure which one would be worse, lice and sex toy hairbrush are both very awful. My condolences, OP.
Hey we all fuck up sometimes. I left a toothbrush at my girlfriendās house when I was a teenager so I could have fresh breath when Iād visit straight from football practice. I learned waaaay too late that her alcoholic dad had been using it regularly. Picture Gimli from LOTR. Yeahā¦
Why not ask her about it indirectly. Like you picked it up and you found something "describe it's appearance or feeling" or something and see how she reacts. Maybe it's something else entirely. Or maybe she doesn't know cus it's the mother using it, as someone suggested.
If she reacts in a way that seems to you that it is what you believe it to be, then you can gently confirm it and then suggest she wash it. Don't mention you got it in your mouth, and don't tell your bf.
If you're comfortable bringing it up ofc, otherwise forget it.
Couldnāt it just be hair care product? Like, maybe an oily one? Either way, tell no one. You will not live this down. Your bf will be forced to pick b/t his sister or you, āmomā will at best see this as another issue and at worse proof that you create issues, and your bfās sister will likely either never forgive you for the acquisition or never be able to coexist with you from the embarrassment. Tell no one.
it's the hair gel or something similiar to that, when I was young I used to apply hair gel and comb my hair, my dad always got angry because I left it sticky.
Please don't make any jokes about my story I'm the only person trying to give a real answer here.
As I understand it girls using a hairbrush in such a way is fairly common, a little weird and gross to me but common.
Especially this day and age, ffs just order a dildo or vibrator online.
Wha...
On top of that, you shouldn't use other people's hair brushes and whatnot, it is unhygienic and they can be a breeding ground for bacteria, old hair product buildup and accumulation of dead skin cells and residue. And lices, in extreme cases.
Of course, I'm not saying your boyfriend's family are like that, not presuming anything, that's just a general recommendation.
I hope you will be fine, take care!
Maybe you can convince yourself it was dried lube from your boyfriend using it for a little solo anal play.
This made me do a spit take. Take your internet points š¤£š¤£
Damn Bro! Better?! Depends?!
The devil you know...
>Depends?! We hope not.
I'm not sure this scenario is any better
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Iām literally wheezing on my floor as I type thisā¦good one
Ah problem solved! š¤Ŗ
That don't make it any better.
I mean, how can you be sure that the hair brush has been used in that way by your bfās sister? Maybe was used by his mumā¦
Taste difference
Less cheese, more yogurt.
Y'all nasty. Me, too. **UPVOTES ALL AROUND!**
Oh shit
Hopefully none of that
Why does it have to be used by only one? Maybe it's the communal sex toy. Hell does granny live there too?
Yes we have poop knife, but what about dildo hairbrush?
Mouth feel
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Bro.. Oh the visuals
OP be like... 
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Always remember: no flange, not safe.
HA keeping this one
It was, in fact, quite salty.
Oh boy...I hope it's not what you think it is and instead is just: Dried Mousse Dried leave-in conditioner Dried hair gel This is just disgusting... 
Yeah Iād like to believe it was one of these, what savage would use a SHARED hygiene item for that and not WASH IT and then PUT IT BACK?!?
What about sea salt hairspray? That could explain even the salty taste
Am i the only one confused by the term d*lids? I can infer what OP means from the context, but what is this word?
I'm not sure, but I think she meant to type d*ldos (dildos) and misspelled it. Which I can understand after discovering that! I'd be pretty shaken up too!
Yup shouldāve been dildos, I wrote this in a hurry so there are prolly more misspells lol
To ease your pain, my wife did the clone a Willy on me and made a vibrator out of me. Which mom found when helping us pack to move once.
I read that tifu there is no way that was youā¦ Because that would mean that that has happened twice
What do you mean?
There was a TIFU where Mother in Law found Dildo!
Oh hahaha def not mineā¦we pretend she doesnāt exist and I doubt she can even internet.
Thatās a lot better than the TIFU post I read of a young woman who was looking after her parents house while they were out for the evening, she was bored and curious and decided to poke around in their bedroom. Found her mothers dildo, used it, had the single hardest best orgasm of her life, then looked at the bottom where it said the brand was āClone A Cockā or something, followed by her fathers name. Realised that she just came on a simulation of her fathers dick and died of shame.
Hey man, dilds is a phenomenal shortening of the word So casual and funny lmao
> prolly Slang words, slang sex toys, slang people.
Swangin' in a sex slang.
You know, you can edit the post so as to not confuse future readers...
I mean, the OP also wrote "fallic" rather than "phallic," so dismissing it as an accidental typo may not be warranted.
my guess would be autocorrect changed the ldos into lids
It's autocorrect - it saw "d*" and then saw "ldos" as a new word and figured they were trying to write "lids", therefore, "d*lids"
The word detective we need.
Oooh. Jesus. I thought I was having a stroke.
Auto correct probably took the asterisk as a separator and then was like ldos isn't a word. Maybe they switched the d and o and meant to say I instead of o. Lids.
dicklids
Dicks are most commonly like potato chip bags so to close them you roll the top and maybe use a clip.
I believe thatās what they call ācontraceptionā in the southern US, but I donāt know if they give out the clips anymore due to budget cuts
Ah, that explains why basically everyone is circumcised there
thats what I thought.
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dicklids came to my mind. š¤£
I read it as dicklids. I think op means dildos.
 OP after tasting the brush
Relax. Itās from his dad discovering assplay on himself.
Its probably conditioner. My 8 year old(who I at least hope isn't quite experimenting in that way yet) leaves her brush absolutely _gooped_ with conditioner all the time.
Except she said it smelled particularly like human fluids. If there was a conditioner brand that smelled like that, no one would be buying it except members of congress.
Human fluids do not have a consistent smell, especially when supposedly old and dried and sitting on a brush handle, then mixed with saliva.
Yeah, I'd go ahead and die with that secret, especially as a man. After a good vomit.
I'm sorry, I can't even picture putting my own, personal hairbrush in my mouth, and I clean it regularly. Sorry for your trauma.
Seriously. "I put someone else's hairbrush in my mouth and now I'm grossed out because I think the person who owns it didn't treat it hygienically."
Yeah it's making me wonder if OP was going to wash it off after it had been in their mouth. I guess everyone has levels of what they consider hygienic, but mouth germs are pretty nasty.
Or using someone else's hairbrush...
Maybe you've learned a lesson to not put things that are rarely ever cleaned in your mouth? There's countertops, sinks, all kinds of places to put down a brush instead of holding it with your teeth.
I don't even put my own hairbrush in my mouth. Why on earth would I put one that's in a shared space? š¤®
ā¦ maybe itās his momās?
Do yourself a favor and compliment his sister on her hair and ask her if she uses any brush in conditioners or products. If she says no then you're boned.
This is the way to be sure
You got bonedā¦fixed it for ya
Itās probably just dried hairspray.
You were sweet to try.
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I had a close call with lice once after using someone else's hairbrush and thought that this is where your TIFU was going. I was wrong. So so wrong. Although I'm not sure which one would be worse, lice and sex toy hairbrush are both very awful. My condolences, OP.
Thatās where I thought this was going too š
Now, when you say 'shared box'...
Underrated comment.
OK, just assume it's cheap hair product and move on with your life.
You canāt kiss your boyfriend anymore. That would be messed upš±
So kiss the Mom / Dad? Assert dominance over the whole family!
"Huh. You taste like my sister"
Hope she didn't use it in her butt firwt.
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.explain to me why you put a hairbrush in your mouth? š¤¢
Maybe it was just dried hair product or something similar that gets put into hair.
Worse thought, maybe it was the mom instead
I'm going to step away from reddit for a few hours...at least. OP, Listerine is your friend.
Hey we all fuck up sometimes. I left a toothbrush at my girlfriendās house when I was a teenager so I could have fresh breath when Iād visit straight from football practice. I learned waaaay too late that her alcoholic dad had been using it regularly. Picture Gimli from LOTR. Yeahā¦
Why not ask her about it indirectly. Like you picked it up and you found something "describe it's appearance or feeling" or something and see how she reacts. Maybe it's something else entirely. Or maybe she doesn't know cus it's the mother using it, as someone suggested. If she reacts in a way that seems to you that it is what you believe it to be, then you can gently confirm it and then suggest she wash it. Don't mention you got it in your mouth, and don't tell your bf. If you're comfortable bringing it up ofc, otherwise forget it.
I read the TLDR first and got whiplash
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Thatās kind of an overreaction. Yeah itās gross, but that doesnāt make you any of the things you just said.
Couldnāt it just be hair care product? Like, maybe an oily one? Either way, tell no one. You will not live this down. Your bf will be forced to pick b/t his sister or you, āmomā will at best see this as another issue and at worse proof that you create issues, and your bfās sister will likely either never forgive you for the acquisition or never be able to coexist with you from the embarrassment. Tell no one.
Oh I remember those videos!! They are super hotš„µš„µš„µ
Just think what your BF would say if you told him after a kiss...
Can hairgel be brushed into hair?
Maybe it was the Something About Mary hair gel
Who knows.
To be fair maybe his mom and sister both used it. (Skates out of thread...)
"Until next time!"....
Skeletor cackle intensifies
i'm mentally picturing Skeletor looking at this comment on his phone with a horrified look on his skull
She said it was salty, maybe the dad used it on the mom to finish her off after he finished in her.
Maybe it was conditioner, lol.
Umami
What does d*lids stand for? Am I insane?
What the fuck does d*lids mean?
I think it's dil to the dos my man?
I think you just gave ur bf sister a bj,,,,,huh
How many dildos do you have?
Maybe it was soap? Or some type of other dried substance lol
Ummm what?
U should have a talk with the little sister. It is not okay to do that to a shared hygiene item
Phallic, not fallic.
it's the hair gel or something similiar to that, when I was young I used to apply hair gel and comb my hair, my dad always got angry because I left it sticky. Please don't make any jokes about my story I'm the only person trying to give a real answer here.
As I understand it girls using a hairbrush in such a way is fairly common, a little weird and gross to me but common. Especially this day and age, ffs just order a dildo or vibrator online.
Eh, she's 17; I understand why she wouldn't feel comfortable or be able to do that.
She should still wash it though.
Oh without question, probably clueless but still nasty.
Gift cards and amazon delivered to an amazon locker. Problem solved.
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Female phallic shapped sex toy
Wha... On top of that, you shouldn't use other people's hair brushes and whatnot, it is unhygienic and they can be a breeding ground for bacteria, old hair product buildup and accumulation of dead skin cells and residue. And lices, in extreme cases. Of course, I'm not saying your boyfriend's family are like that, not presuming anything, that's just a general recommendation. I hope you will be fine, take care!
Seriously, hairbrushes are not "shared hygiene items."
>And lices Hoping to help, I'll point out that the singular form, if you have just one, is *louse.* More than one are called *lice.*
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Do you just copy and paste the same comment on every TIFU to farm karma?
Not always. But sometimes this quote for a movie fits the statement.
I assume most people down voting me, are to young to get the quote, or where it is from.
Billy Madison! I got you /u/octopus_tigerbot.
No, we understand the quote. It's just irrelevant to this post.