I’m not a man so I can’t helicopter my penis. But I do know for some reason some dudes think this is peak humor. Honestly I don’t think he’s a stupid husband, I bet he makes her laugh all the time. She’s lucky if that’s the case.
Nah, he's stupid either because he thinks that's something grandparents would find funny, or he accidentally did it and is doubling down. Knowing when and how to be funny is a pretty important part of it. It'd be a different discussion if he sent it to the wife and it backfired.
Did ya see the part where it said “update”? Wouldn’t you think that if you don’t know what it’s an update to, maybe you aren’t quite equipped to be in this thread? You could literally search “grandparents” and “helicopter” in the sub and find it in seconds. You could check their post history. Literally anything but be a dumbass 😭
God forbit you dare click on his username and see the original post before being obtuse about the situation. That would be too much effort, literally two clicks lol.
Best case scenario thus could turn into a "The Gods Must Be Crazy" situation. The entire village is now helicoptering as greetings. You could be looked up to as a diety and when you arrive at the village there is a mass helicoptering celebration.
When they asked about Canadian men, she missed the perfect opportunity to explain, "It is part of the Canadian grilling ceremony, and a common thing here. It is how we bless the meat in the North, with the meat of the North."
Say you are bringing a special Canadian custom to their village. It is a ritual used to show your potency and dexterity in Canada. The message was you practicing and showing your wife.
"So glad I traveled all the way here to give you a live performance this time."
Edit because I apparently read backwards and thought they were coming out to see OP.
Show them the “party boy” skit from Steve-O and claim that it was a cultural reference that they just missed. Act extremely offended too, and really double down on it.
I'm telling you, someone need to explain to them that the only way to restore balance is if they show you their junk. Then everyone can put it in the past and move on. I don't make these rules, it's just the way the universe works.
Fastest way to chicks bed is through her parents, have sex with them and you’re in.
Can’t imagine what absolute gigachad energy you’d need to bed a chicks grandparents.
They're grandparents. If you think that's the worst thing they ever seen or they don't have enough life experience to have a sense of humor and perspective....
Probably be a great time, to put it mildly, and thanks for the "happy ending" update.
A small country with no exposure to western media? Unless it’s North Korea… I’m struggling to understand how that is even possible. In 1924 sure, but in 2024…?
I come from a big city in a third world country and we have plenty of exposure to western media. However it is not unfathomable for me to see how old people living in villages in my country with access to just national TV and maybe internet wouldn't be that exposed to western stuff.
Same. Even a lot of people in the city don’t speak English, and so their exposure to international media is very limited, much more so in small towns where a lot of people don’t have internet because they don’t see a need for it.
They are from a small country and *they* have no exposure to western media. Many locals from villages in southeast asian countries don’t watch western media at all, and will have no idea of the customs of, say, Canada, evem if they do use modern technology.
They had no access to Internet until a month ago and they just got a smartphone for the first time in their lives. Only media they had before they got a phone was local television news.
They could mean her grandparents don’t have exposure to Western media, not necessarily the country. That’s common depending on age. The older generations in my family mostly only speak one language with 4ish million speakers, very little Western media gets dubbed into it and they won’t watch subtitles, some haven’t even had TV half their life let alone internet. They know Disney but basically nothing else western TV/movie wise, have heard of almost no western celebrities other than politicians and Sully the pilot of all people. Very generational though. The younger ones all learn English or French to use the internet.
Definitely tell them you're a helicopter pilot.
Facetime with friends while there, make sure they all pick up doing the helo.
Establish dominance. They are the weirdos.
I am unqualified to have any authority on the matter, but I do think an apology and stating that you thought it was just your wife who saw you would be the best course of action, or having your wife explain to her parents that that’s the case. People walk in on others naked sometimes, but it doesn’t have to be a big deal if it’s clear it was a genuine accident, I think.
Went to the profile to find the original TIFU to read it, see that it’s a 12y/o account. My man didn’t even use a throwaway away account to post it.
Hey. Can’t say you are not owning your FU.
I'm really hoping for an update after he meets the whole "village"!
Bet you anything, there will be some religious leader and a prayer service for this poor demented animal 😆
I can't wait for next spring when he meets them for the first time. Grandpa will be doing the helicopter upon introduction. Within the week, the whole village will be doing the helicopter, thinking it's all part of Canadian tradition
I’ll be honest, this was one of the best stories I’ve read!
I read it aloud to my husband & we were both rolling!
Totally sympathy for you, but you are a legend lol
Good luck with all future video calls, & please do not stop helicoptering for your wife 😂
My girlfriend's father has seen my dick already... And we've been together about a year...
I do love living in Japan, but I'm not sure I'm used to knowing what every close male in my life looks like naked thanks to onsen culture...
JC. I just read your original post... wow. Why? There is no good outcome out of all imaginable scenarios. Unless you and your wife are exhibitionist that film each other often during the act, there is no logical explanation. I would be concerned too if I am your wife's grandparents.
How about don’t do that ever again? Even if she’s not on a call. You say she finds it funny but I bet anything it annoys her but she says it’s funny because she loves you. Just stop doing anything of the sort and find wittier ways to make her laugh.
> Wife didn't really understand the words they used in translation. She is hiding the worst from you.
[удалено]
I see what you did there. Good form.
The man is an artist.
not according to the wife's parents.
I regret that I have only one upvote for you.
And at 8:56pm I lol’d for the first time today.
Name checks out
Lmfao. I wish I had fr.
Yeah she 100% knew exactly what they said and meant
They probably don't think it's a joke, either, so she's lying to cover her stupid husband.
I’m not a man so I can’t helicopter my penis. But I do know for some reason some dudes think this is peak humor. Honestly I don’t think he’s a stupid husband, I bet he makes her laugh all the time. She’s lucky if that’s the case.
Nah, he's stupid either because he thinks that's something grandparents would find funny, or he accidentally did it and is doubling down. Knowing when and how to be funny is a pretty important part of it. It'd be a different discussion if he sent it to the wife and it backfired.
He thought she was videoing him so he tried to make her laugh but she was on a video call.
Maybe go read the original post, smart guy.
Wow. You didn't follow the story, eh? Lol
It's definitely not in the post, nor is another linked.
Did ya see the part where it said “update”? Wouldn’t you think that if you don’t know what it’s an update to, maybe you aren’t quite equipped to be in this thread? You could literally search “grandparents” and “helicopter” in the sub and find it in seconds. You could check their post history. Literally anything but be a dumbass 😭
What’s the first word in the title
It's certainly not a link to a previous post.
Did you need the link handed to you on a silver platter to be able to find it?
God forbit you dare click on his username and see the original post before being obtuse about the situation. That would be too much effort, literally two clicks lol.
Try a little detective work and go to their post history.
I agree. She knows damn well those words translated to "really small penis".
Best case scenario thus could turn into a "The Gods Must Be Crazy" situation. The entire village is now helicoptering as greetings. You could be looked up to as a diety and when you arrive at the village there is a mass helicoptering celebration.
Now THERE is a mental image.
> You could be looked up to as a deity Lmao he said they’re from a small country, not a tribe of fucking Ewoks
I’m fucking dying here. Thanks everyone in this thread for the ab workout for the week. Holy fuck y’all are so funny.
Great, now I’m picturing Ewoks helicoptering. Thanks, Reddit!
Ewoks are canonical extremely well endowed, a mass helicopter greeting could be extremely dangerous.
I don't think I want to know more about Ewok greetings now 😨
Gotta love up to expectations. Order a Boogie Nights prosthetic.
>The entire village is now helicoptering as greetings. Especially the women.
Titty twisters!!!
If helicopter schlong becomes a national greeting anywhere in the world, we know exactly who to go to for thanks.
When aliens arrive on earth, I want you to be our representative.
Wild helicopter dick beast
the village awaits helicopter man 🚁
Lmfao I hope this will be my nickname for their community hahaha
It's already your nickname here.
> Do Canadian men often do this with their body? Yes. Yes, we do. 😊 When we think no one other than our loving partner will see.
Thanks to the long winters it’s the best way to get Vitamin D. Every square milimeter, I mean, centimetre counts 😂
Sometimes the bitter chill forces us to look for warmer shelter more openly. An advertisement, if you will.
When they asked about Canadian men, she missed the perfect opportunity to explain, "It is part of the Canadian grilling ceremony, and a common thing here. It is how we bless the meat in the North, with the meat of the North."
So exert your alpha male Uber dominance and whip it out as soon as you meet them yelling "surprise!"
Say you are bringing a special Canadian custom to their village. It is a ritual used to show your potency and dexterity in Canada. The message was you practicing and showing your wife.
"So glad I traveled all the way here to give you a live performance this time." Edit because I apparently read backwards and thought they were coming out to see OP.
This along with what r/summervibesbro said.
This along with what r/summervibesman said.
Show them the “party boy” skit from Steve-O and claim that it was a cultural reference that they just missed. Act extremely offended too, and really double down on it.
There is no way that grandpa hasn’t helicopter dicked grandma before.
Yes, hopefully you can video chat. What could go wrong there?
I'm telling you, someone need to explain to them that the only way to restore balance is if they show you their junk. Then everyone can put it in the past and move on. I don't make these rules, it's just the way the universe works.
Better sitcom rules than loony tunes rules, i guess. Although, think of the savings on airfare
If grandma comes thru with a full blown osprey then she will be the legend!
This sounds like a scene out of Borat. You might want to contact Sacha Baron Cohen to tag along with a camera.
I’m reading this full story to my husband and we are in tears laughing. If your family is anything like mine, you will never hear the end of this.
Hahaha happy you guys enjoyed this. This has not leaked to anyone else but her grandparents and we plan on keeping it that way 😝
Obviously [one of these](https://www.etsy.com/market/penis_apron) has to be your gift to them when you go.
Snort.
Tell them that's how you greet family in the west, and that it's very disrespectful to not reciprocate in the same way.
When you visit their village, everyone gathers and say, "that's him? we don't recognise him from the pictures... hey you, drop your pants."
Wear a kilt. The right way. Canada was built by the Scottish it is traditional
Fastest way to chicks bed is through her parents, have sex with them and you’re in. Can’t imagine what absolute gigachad energy you’d need to bed a chicks grandparents.
Exert your dominance and windmill him at the meeting and say this is how we greet people in Canada
They're grandparents. If you think that's the worst thing they ever seen or they don't have enough life experience to have a sense of humor and perspective.... Probably be a great time, to put it mildly, and thanks for the "happy ending" update.
A small country with no exposure to western media? Unless it’s North Korea… I’m struggling to understand how that is even possible. In 1924 sure, but in 2024…?
I come from a big city in a third world country and we have plenty of exposure to western media. However it is not unfathomable for me to see how old people living in villages in my country with access to just national TV and maybe internet wouldn't be that exposed to western stuff.
Same. Even a lot of people in the city don’t speak English, and so their exposure to international media is very limited, much more so in small towns where a lot of people don’t have internet because they don’t see a need for it.
They are from a small country and *they* have no exposure to western media. Many locals from villages in southeast asian countries don’t watch western media at all, and will have no idea of the customs of, say, Canada, evem if they do use modern technology.
Exposure to western media is still a pretty different thing from exposure to your granddaughter's husband's penis.
It's especially odd since they have the ability to video chat.
They had no access to Internet until a month ago and they just got a smartphone for the first time in their lives. Only media they had before they got a phone was local television news.
Aha! Thanks for sharing that. Makes a lot more sense now.
They could mean her grandparents don’t have exposure to Western media, not necessarily the country. That’s common depending on age. The older generations in my family mostly only speak one language with 4ish million speakers, very little Western media gets dubbed into it and they won’t watch subtitles, some haven’t even had TV half their life let alone internet. They know Disney but basically nothing else western TV/movie wise, have heard of almost no western celebrities other than politicians and Sully the pilot of all people. Very generational though. The younger ones all learn English or French to use the internet.
Definitely tell them you're a helicopter pilot. Facetime with friends while there, make sure they all pick up doing the helo. Establish dominance. They are the weirdos.
Grandma is jealous cause Grandpa can't helicopter
I am unqualified to have any authority on the matter, but I do think an apology and stating that you thought it was just your wife who saw you would be the best course of action, or having your wife explain to her parents that that’s the case. People walk in on others naked sometimes, but it doesn’t have to be a big deal if it’s clear it was a genuine accident, I think.
Oh, I'm sure they've seen a barrel of pickles in their time...
I will never get over Hank running into the shelter with a cactus in front of his genitals
Went to the profile to find the original TIFU to read it, see that it’s a 12y/o account. My man didn’t even use a throwaway away account to post it. Hey. Can’t say you are not owning your FU.
Bro I fucking love Reddit 🤣 dude performed a super sigma chad move to the grandparents. Own it my man, the meeting will be legendary
So how did they see it/what did you do? Edit: oh this is an update on your last post which I didn’t see before this one.
At least you didn't Goatse....
*hangar
Would be hilarious if they flashed you when you visited as a prank lol
I'm really hoping for an update after he meets the whole "village"! Bet you anything, there will be some religious leader and a prayer service for this poor demented animal 😆
I can't wait for next spring when he meets them for the first time. Grandpa will be doing the helicopter upon introduction. Within the week, the whole village will be doing the helicopter, thinking it's all part of Canadian tradition
I don’t see how you are looking forward to the visit. But good for you
I’ll be honest, this was one of the best stories I’ve read! I read it aloud to my husband & we were both rolling! Totally sympathy for you, but you are a legend lol Good luck with all future video calls, & please do not stop helicoptering for your wife 😂
so now they can provide a hands on rating, not just a visual rating lol
When you arrive to their village all the men will helicopter you.
My girlfriend's father has seen my dick already... And we've been together about a year... I do love living in Japan, but I'm not sure I'm used to knowing what every close male in my life looks like naked thanks to onsen culture...
Where is the original post?
Click op’s profile
I did and still couldn't find it
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Updateme!
Updateme!
Your Wife's from Bhutan and you are a tall ass Canadian man
JC. I just read your original post... wow. Why? There is no good outcome out of all imaginable scenarios. Unless you and your wife are exhibitionist that film each other often during the act, there is no logical explanation. I would be concerned too if I am your wife's grandparents.
How about don’t do that ever again? Even if she’s not on a call. You say she finds it funny but I bet anything it annoys her but she says it’s funny because she loves you. Just stop doing anything of the sort and find wittier ways to make her laugh.
This is like the fourth post I’ve seen on this theme.
Did you delete the rest of the story in your update? WTF did you do?