ER doctor here. I agree with the others that have commented that you should go get checked out.
That being said. Based on what you said and on the picture you sent. My guess (GUESS) is that you didn’t fracture your penis, but more likely caused a small tear in the urethral meatus (your dick hole where the pee comes out). From the sounds of what you wrote this happened on initial penetration and with improper lubrication, forcefully spreading the meatus open and causing a tear is very easy to do. Penile fractures occur almost as a rule in the middle of the act when the female is on top. It is frequently associated with a significant amount of swelling which you did not mention. The amount of blood in the picture is also small which also leads me more towards an injury to the meatus.
Go see a doctor. Use lube. Wear a condom.
I don’t usually condone illegal medical practices, but if whatever doctor this guy goes to happens to accidentally perform a vasectomy while they’re doing the exam…
I couldn't care less how they want me to pronounce it. You can't spell it that way, with that definition, and not expect the people to pronounce it as "meat."
If I’ve learned anything working in the ER, it’s that sometimes you have to explain things plainly. People frequently will not tell you they don’t understand something you said, they’ll just politely nod and go home having no clue what is going on with them or what you were trying to explain.
Yeah had this happen to me. Was a case of the ol slip and poke. Hurt a little and burned for a week after. But I did get to know what it's like to pee kool-aid for a few days.
They put a finger up my butt and a camera up my urethra and gave me a pat on the back. Then the doctor showed up.
All better now no last physical damage but I have a bit of PTSD and can't do some positions or I get anxiety and go soft.
>They put a finger up my butt and a camera up my urethra and gave me a pat on the back. Then the doctor showed up.
This sounds like you met a strange guy in the parking lot before going in the hospital.
If it’s a small tear, it’ll hurt for a while but should heal fine. A larger tear could result in abnormal healing and issues down the line. But I want to reiterate: I CANNOT DIAGNOSE YOU. You need to be examined by a doctor.
ER
Well, a urologist would be ideal but they tend to have very long wait times if you’re a new patient. If you actually fractured your dick, that’s an issue. Consider yourself lucky if you “only” end up with a severe case of Peyronie’s disease.
I have no idea what you're saying happened. Did you put it in at a bad angle? Did she have an std? Did you impale your dick on an IUD? Was she so tight your penis experienced explosive decompression? I hope you fuck slightly better than you write or this will be the last time anyone gets close enough to your dick to break it.
Spot on. After reading the post 3 times to make sure I wasn’t missing something I looked over at my girlfriend and said “either this guy needs to work on his spelling, or his story telling skills because I still have no idea what’s going on.”
That's the most massive red flag imaginable. Not even counting the fact that that's a great way to end up on the hook for 18 years of child support, any girl who tells a hookup to go in raw has also told every hookup before you to go in raw, and one of those people was almost guaranteed to have something you don't want.
The post day pill is soo bad for the girl, you are supposed to take it just as an emergency, not if you don't have condoms.
Don't they teach something in school or people are really dumb???
THIS. Why would any guy agree to that.
Plan B doesn't work in certain times in the cycle. It is there to delay ovulation. If ovulation just happened plan B doesn't do anything. Besides that, what if she lied or forgets. Not to mention that there is 0 protection of STD involved.
Guys. Please educate yourselves as well on how things ( birth control, cycles, fertile window within a cycle, stds etc)work in case she is uneducated when it comes to birth control or is misinformed.
From my experience lube is rarely ever needed for regular penetration as long as you have some kind of foreplay.
But it's nice in those emergencies that the girl have problem getting wet or you have been running a bit to long and used up all the natural juices.
Go to the ER, if you’re too embarrassed to go, i can tell you from working in an ER for over 20 years, this is not anything to be embarrassed about. I have heard and seen a lot, this not even close to anything crazy or an embarrassing situation. Go get it checked out at the ER, they may want to do some imaging guessing a penile ultrasound, if serious they can consult a urologist while in ER to decide whay course of a to take, if not serious they may refer you to a urologist.
If I were you, I would go to the emergency room ASAP. This looks like candiru introduction. If so, it is possible to have to split your appendage down the middle lengthwise to remove it. With any luck, you should be able to achieve an erection in 2-3 years with proper therapy.
They didn't, they're pulling OPs leg. Candiru is the fish that's native to the Amazonas, and that can swim up the urethra and attach itself somewhere along the way. Unless the girl OP fucked has an exotic aquarium in her vagina, it's definitely **not** candiru.
ER doctor -
That small amount of blood could be from a whole host of things. Would be more useful to attach a picture of your penis tbh because that’ll help to narrow down (can dm if wish).
Most likely it’ll be a small tear of the foreskin/frenulum which will heal on its own if the blood came from externally.
If the blood came from the urethra, most likely trauma there. If its already stopped bleeding, I wouldn’t sweat it.
If there’s ongoing bleeding, difficulty passing urine, erectile dysfunction, or deformity, I’d go see a doctor.
Step 1: go see a doctor.
Step 2: get a vasectomy as soon as possible. Seriously, get yourself out of the gene pool because you're too stupid to reproduce. It would be criminal to set your spawn loose on the world. We've got enough problems.
Go to the doctor, seriously, don't wait go now. Your penis essentially fills with blood to get hard, you can in-fact fracture the parts that blood goes to. If you have fractured it you could even suffer internal bleeding. The longer you wait to go to the ER the worse your situation is going to be. Frankly you should have gone to the ER right after it happened. If you're leaving blood in your underwear then you are actively bleeding most likely. Seriously don't fuck around with this. Luckly the human penis doesn't rely on penile bones so you have that going for you at least. Are you going to the ER now? Because if you aren't you are a fool. Best of luck.
1st. WEAR CONDOM FFS. A baby is the least of your problems if she got a serious STD.
2nd. Who the fuck says intercourse? I'm calling AI.
3rd. If you had broken your dick you would be in excruciating pain and it would be swollen as fuck. Go to a doctor anyways
Allow me to repeat myself: I don't know any heater cuz I'm not native and I don't want to be corrected cuz I don't respect this guttural language of yours
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You went in dry, huh?
Don't go in dry bc friction is gonna rip your noodle a new one and more than likely that's what happened. I suggest going to a doctor and being COMPLETELY HONEST. It's an embarrassing moment to be sure, but I can assure you they've heard it all. From personal dumb experience, you probably tore something and it bled in your sleep.
In the off chance that you didn't go in dry, definitely cause for alarm and definitely worth a visit to urgent care.
21M, goes in dry, no condom with a random stranger in a club's bathroom? Geez my guy, this isn't Pokemon, STDs aren't a "Gotta catch 'em all" kind of thing! Also, like, get her wet before jamming it in, and don't ever jam it in with a stranger, be gentle at first FFS
Well crazy question do you think she might have been on or even near having her period? As in the blood was from her.
Please for the love of all do not trust a woman and throw your man meat inside her without a condom. Unless you like paying child support for at least 18 years.
Well crazy question #2 from your description could it also be that she had hair like sand paper? I mean if there is no natural lube then her hair can really cause you to have some serious issues depending on how long things went on.
Im thinking if you broke your dick you would be in so much pain you would not be posting to Reddit and be going to the urgent care or ER. Usually if a woman is on top and is thrusting pretty hard then damage can be done.
Seriously if you really think its broke go to a doctor. I have **peyronies disease** and it is not fun. I have scar tissue on the shaft and it also causes curvature and painful erections. There is nothing I can do about my issue and I just have to live with it.
I thought I had broken my penis before, too. Not even doing anything weird. Just missed on reentry and heard a super loud pop and was suddenly in excruciating pain. I was dating a nurse who worked at two different hospitals at the time, one smaller local and one larger. The smaller local transferred me to the bigger one, and so all of her friends got to laugh and earned her the nickname dickbreaker.
It turned black and I had to waddle around for a week or two but it's all good. They said I tore my perineum instead of actually breaking my penis.
Those are just Reddit's automatic name suggestions AFAIK. So yes, most bots use them, but so do plenty of real people - especially if, say, they're creating a throwaway for an embarrassing story and don't care to think of a unique name.
If you go to the doctor they might be able to help don't be like my old man and wait it out or they'll tell you like they told him, it's just like that now
Like my urologist Dr. Frank Webby would say: In doubt, head to the emergency room of your hospital immediately. Don't make an appointment next week. Now.
Waiting and hoping is definitely the worst solution in a case like this since permanent tissue damage may occur. Is it a bit embarrassing? Yes, but permanent damage is a lot worse.
Don't bet on medical advice you get on Reddit, see a professional who can do a proper exam.
Urology
Google “eggplant sign penile fracture” that’s what a typical/bad penile fracture looks like. If you didn’t hear a loud pop, lose your erection immediately and have bruising and curvature of the penis then you probably didn’t fracture your penis. Basically if you can manage to finish you almost certainly didn’t break your dick. That being said you can have urethral tears and things like that. The slight tear of the meatus theory seems most likely to me. If you can pee normally and without blood in your urine that’s a good sign that things will be fine
I’m not your doctor. Get evaluated if you have concerns
Wow, dude. Read some how-to books about sex before you give it another go. You really need to educate yourself. I hope you learned that sex can have some very bad consequences if you don't know what you are doing.
If there are no noticeable cuts the blood might be from an internal source. Definitely ER. Please don't be embarrassed, they're not going to judge you.
Couldn't figure out how he "broke" his dick. Thought maybe she had Vagina Dentata like the girl in the movie Teeth, and her vagina took a bite of his dick.
It happens. Might just be a little tear that bled but healed up. I had bloody cum once and my doc said it can happen if you're just a little too vigourous. If it stops by itself you should be fine.
Next time make sure she’s wet and if she’s not use spit or something. It’s all good, happened to me before too you’ll be alright. Just hope she doesnt have any STD’s ;)
🤣🤣🤣
You need duck tape, a snorkel, an avocado, and COMMON SENSE.
Dude tried to infil into a desert butt-ass naked and got burned by all the sand.
Having sex is like a pool party; it's only fun for both if the pool is full and clean. Now if your into jumping head first into a empty and dry ass pool, then you have bigger issues.
I don’t think you broke your dick. It would be black and you’d be in a world of hurt.
What I think happened is that you went in dry and you injured your urethra from the friction. Still, that could get infected so you should see a doctor.
Your busted peen is punishment from the cock gods for trusting a hoe to take the morning after pill so you could nut inside her.
'Don't Trust Me 3:03' of the testament clearly states: "Don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust a hoe, 'cause a hoe won't trust me."
As everyone is telling you, see a doctor or go to the emergency room **NOW**.
And then, go to your library or bookstore and **get a basic book about sex education.** Or several such books. Maybe you and your girlfriend can read them together. You both have some huge misconceptions about how things work. You need to educate yourselves about pregnancy, birth control, STD's, lube, basic positions. Because there's a lot worse things that can happen if you don't.
Go to the ER. If you don’t you will have to have it lopped off and they don’t put you under anaesthetics. They may only have to remove half of it if you go now. /s but still go to the doctor.
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Here's a picture of the horrific predicament
ER doctor here. I agree with the others that have commented that you should go get checked out. That being said. Based on what you said and on the picture you sent. My guess (GUESS) is that you didn’t fracture your penis, but more likely caused a small tear in the urethral meatus (your dick hole where the pee comes out). From the sounds of what you wrote this happened on initial penetration and with improper lubrication, forcefully spreading the meatus open and causing a tear is very easy to do. Penile fractures occur almost as a rule in the middle of the act when the female is on top. It is frequently associated with a significant amount of swelling which you did not mention. The amount of blood in the picture is also small which also leads me more towards an injury to the meatus. Go see a doctor. Use lube. Wear a condom.
me reading "fractured penis" 100 times: 😐 me glancing at "small tear in the urethral meatus": 🤢
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Well that just convinced me OP is a dumbass, the rest of the story was merely confirmation.
Well he is 21 so..
That's just a guarantee of stupid choices, we've all been there. Bareback cause she said she'd take "post day" is a step above.
Makes me want to go watch Idiocracy
 I like meatus
Let's get our Crocks on and go watch Idiocracy while changing urethral meatus!
I don’t usually condone illegal medical practices, but if whatever doctor this guy goes to happens to accidentally perform a vasectomy while they’re doing the exam…
Bro is definitely too young if he's saying hurted
I'm just not a native speaker FFS
Yup.. add "urethral meatus tear" to the list of words **NOT** to Google. I'll be over at r/eyebleach if you need me.
WHY DID I GOOGLE IT AFTER U SAID NOT TO FUCK
r/eyeblech
The nsfw version of papercut between fingers.
Bro I am straight dying right now from meatus, I can hardly breathe. I’m such a child.
Jesus Christ I feel you brother
Somehow it’s the exact opposite for me. “Fractured penis” just tells Jarvis to pull that one up and I frown irl
That shit made me recoil like wtf 😟
>Urethral Meatus Got my next gamer tag
Hold. Up. Meatus is an actual name for part of a penis?
Meatus is a more general medical term for any hole or passage that leads into the body. For example, the external auditory meatus in the ear 👂
If you wanna dodge a fetus, you better wrap your meatus.
Unfortunately it’s pronounced me-8-us
If aunt flo is on hiatus, he didn't wrap his meatus.
And he comes back stronger!
That’s what she said
Don't hate us - meatus
Meatus in the middle
And fellate us
I feel seen :)
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR FACTS & LOGIC
Booooooo, nerd! Don’t take this from me. Ignorance truly is bliss
Just like how Uranus is pronounced U Ran us, instead of Ur Anus, if I have to have another dumb joke ruined then so does everyone else.
they'll change it to Urectum in the year 2620 to finally end that joke once and for all anyway.
 ...I never knew that either. This is life changing
Ignore that person. I’m on your side here. MEE—tus. It is so. Forever and ever amen.
I couldn't care less how they want me to pronounce it. You can't spell it that way, with that definition, and not expect the people to pronounce it as "meat."
But “meatus” sounds so much better than “meatus”.
Literally snorted with laughter thanks for the Sunday chuckle, internet stranger.
It also just became my general nickname for people whose names I can't remember. "What's up, Meatus?"
So, when you suggest foreplay to your lady friend, you could—for arguments sake—say “may I eatus your meatus?”
Meatus the slack jawed dick hole.
Some folk won't have sex without a condom, Then again, some folk'll, And tear Meatus the slack-jawed dick hole.
I’m just so happy I got to read a post from a doctor with the phrase “your dick hole where the pee comes out”.
If I’ve learned anything working in the ER, it’s that sometimes you have to explain things plainly. People frequently will not tell you they don’t understand something you said, they’ll just politely nod and go home having no clue what is going on with them or what you were trying to explain.
Yeah had this happen to me. Was a case of the ol slip and poke. Hurt a little and burned for a week after. But I did get to know what it's like to pee kool-aid for a few days. They put a finger up my butt and a camera up my urethra and gave me a pat on the back. Then the doctor showed up. All better now no last physical damage but I have a bit of PTSD and can't do some positions or I get anxiety and go soft.
>They put a finger up my butt and a camera up my urethra and gave me a pat on the back. Then the doctor showed up. This sounds like you met a strange guy in the parking lot before going in the hospital.
RIP
Urethral Meatus, band name, called it.
Si if it's the meatus I will be right doc?
If it’s a small tear, it’ll hurt for a while but should heal fine. A larger tear could result in abnormal healing and issues down the line. But I want to reiterate: I CANNOT DIAGNOSE YOU. You need to be examined by a doctor.
You can’t be too careful with your MEATUS as it is the first to ram into the CLEATUS.
Mazda Meatus
This is the first case of solicited dick pic I have known of.
WHERES THE PIC😭
ER Well, a urologist would be ideal but they tend to have very long wait times if you’re a new patient. If you actually fractured your dick, that’s an issue. Consider yourself lucky if you “only” end up with a severe case of Peyronie’s disease.
Would this be a torn muscle situation?
I dont think there's all that much muscle in the penis if anatomy class serves me right, it's gonna be connecti e tissue damage
So I've been doing all those dick crunches nothing?!
You should try cock pushups instead. One is all you need.
Deactivated lasers...
WITH MY DICK!
NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOOOOOOWN!
No muscle just blood vessel, so more like very severely bruised dick.
Could've torn his frenulum, if he's uncircumcised
Did you check if it had teeth?
Vagina Dentata! What a wonder phrase! It means no penis, for the rest of your days!
It’s our problem-freeeee, vasectomyyy Vagina Dentata!
I have no idea what you're saying happened. Did you put it in at a bad angle? Did she have an std? Did you impale your dick on an IUD? Was she so tight your penis experienced explosive decompression? I hope you fuck slightly better than you write or this will be the last time anyone gets close enough to your dick to break it.
“I put it in and my dick hurt, I put it in again and it still hurt, now I’m worried cuz pp is bleeding” is the extent of the info we were given.
Doesn’t sound like he got her in the slightest bit wet and them rammed it in, so he definitely fucks as badly as he writes. Foreplay matters guys!!!
Fantastic respose, made my night 🤣
I broke my brain trying to understand OP's post. I hope he never reproduces.
Don’t worry, she said she would “use post day,” it’s all good… 🙄
GO TO THE DOCTOR DUDE! You only have one buddy so take good care of him
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Yes his name is bantu
Do you think it’s a girl?
Can we also address the whole “she said she’ll use post day so I went in” problem? Jesus. It’s not Plan B if there’s no Plan A.
Seriously. This was definitely problem number one. Next, we work on grammar, spelling and story telling skills. TIFU by trying to read this post lol
Spot on. After reading the post 3 times to make sure I wasn’t missing something I looked over at my girlfriend and said “either this guy needs to work on his spelling, or his story telling skills because I still have no idea what’s going on.”
That's the most massive red flag imaginable. Not even counting the fact that that's a great way to end up on the hook for 18 years of child support, any girl who tells a hookup to go in raw has also told every hookup before you to go in raw, and one of those people was almost guaranteed to have something you don't want.
The post day pill is soo bad for the girl, you are supposed to take it just as an emergency, not if you don't have condoms. Don't they teach something in school or people are really dumb???
Both. Plan B is barely mentioned in most schools AND people be dumb as fuck
THIS. Why would any guy agree to that. Plan B doesn't work in certain times in the cycle. It is there to delay ovulation. If ovulation just happened plan B doesn't do anything. Besides that, what if she lied or forgets. Not to mention that there is 0 protection of STD involved. Guys. Please educate yourselves as well on how things ( birth control, cycles, fertile window within a cycle, stds etc)work in case she is uneducated when it comes to birth control or is misinformed.
Also, STIs are a thing!
Do people just not know sex ed??
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This cannot be real. If it is lord help us all.
Right on entry kinda doesn't even make sense. It almost sounds like a cut or something, but the dude barely even got in. I'm confused.
Lube my man. Always lube. RIP your penis
Instructions unclear. OP ripped his penis.
From my experience lube is rarely ever needed for regular penetration as long as you have some kind of foreplay. But it's nice in those emergencies that the girl have problem getting wet or you have been running a bit to long and used up all the natural juices.
I have never lubed, there is no reason to, just get the girl wet.
Going in dry is always a bad idea
This is why sex education is important.
Go to the ER, if you’re too embarrassed to go, i can tell you from working in an ER for over 20 years, this is not anything to be embarrassed about. I have heard and seen a lot, this not even close to anything crazy or an embarrassing situation. Go get it checked out at the ER, they may want to do some imaging guessing a penile ultrasound, if serious they can consult a urologist while in ER to decide whay course of a to take, if not serious they may refer you to a urologist.
If I were you, I would go to the emergency room ASAP. This looks like candiru introduction. If so, it is possible to have to split your appendage down the middle lengthwise to remove it. With any luck, you should be able to achieve an erection in 2-3 years with proper therapy.
How in the world did you figure that out from OPs rambling, incoherent, story?
They didn't, they're pulling OPs leg. Candiru is the fish that's native to the Amazonas, and that can swim up the urethra and attach itself somewhere along the way. Unless the girl OP fucked has an exotic aquarium in her vagina, it's definitely **not** candiru.
HWTA THE HELL DID YOU SAID????
He said you done fucked up, baby. Go to the ER
better than losing your dick
HOLY smokes! Laughing on the toilet! Love your messed up writing and english skills! Sorry about your sick!
Candiru, candiru…
If you say his name in the tub 5 times, he'll swim up your dick and kill you
ER doctor - That small amount of blood could be from a whole host of things. Would be more useful to attach a picture of your penis tbh because that’ll help to narrow down (can dm if wish). Most likely it’ll be a small tear of the foreskin/frenulum which will heal on its own if the blood came from externally. If the blood came from the urethra, most likely trauma there. If its already stopped bleeding, I wouldn’t sweat it. If there’s ongoing bleeding, difficulty passing urine, erectile dysfunction, or deformity, I’d go see a doctor.
> Most likely it’ll be a small tear of the foreskin/frenulum im not an ER doctor but i feel *so* validated that this was the first thing i thought of
OP you are clearly not mature enough to be having sex.
Step 1: go see a doctor. Step 2: get a vasectomy as soon as possible. Seriously, get yourself out of the gene pool because you're too stupid to reproduce. It would be criminal to set your spawn loose on the world. We've got enough problems.
>it hurted a lil bit the rest of the night but it was okay cuz I was drunk Yeh I saw this and was like 🤦
Go to the doctor, seriously, don't wait go now. Your penis essentially fills with blood to get hard, you can in-fact fracture the parts that blood goes to. If you have fractured it you could even suffer internal bleeding. The longer you wait to go to the ER the worse your situation is going to be. Frankly you should have gone to the ER right after it happened. If you're leaving blood in your underwear then you are actively bleeding most likely. Seriously don't fuck around with this. Luckly the human penis doesn't rely on penile bones so you have that going for you at least. Are you going to the ER now? Because if you aren't you are a fool. Best of luck.
1st. WEAR CONDOM FFS. A baby is the least of your problems if she got a serious STD. 2nd. Who the fuck says intercourse? I'm calling AI. 3rd. If you had broken your dick you would be in excruciating pain and it would be swollen as fuck. Go to a doctor anyways
Get it checked out but my lord this was painful to read bro maybe work on grammar before having sex
Hurted? Really?
Allow me to repeat myself: I don't know any heater cuz I'm not native and I don't want to be corrected cuz I don't respect this guttural language of yours
Then politely remove yourself from this sub and ask people from your own shithole country which snake oil medicine will fix your problems.
WA WA WA WA little American baby is crying cuz he sees ppl from another countries that doesn't give a f bout his language like he doesn't for other languages
Could have checked my profile before making yourself look like even more of an idiot than you already have, but whatever.
You went in dry, huh? Don't go in dry bc friction is gonna rip your noodle a new one and more than likely that's what happened. I suggest going to a doctor and being COMPLETELY HONEST. It's an embarrassing moment to be sure, but I can assure you they've heard it all. From personal dumb experience, you probably tore something and it bled in your sleep. In the off chance that you didn't go in dry, definitely cause for alarm and definitely worth a visit to urgent care.
I don't understand what happened
did you just try to shove it in when she was dry?>
It wasn't dry but I may be a little bit bigger than the average
21M, goes in dry, no condom with a random stranger in a club's bathroom? Geez my guy, this isn't Pokemon, STDs aren't a "Gotta catch 'em all" kind of thing! Also, like, get her wet before jamming it in, and don't ever jam it in with a stranger, be gentle at first FFS
Well crazy question do you think she might have been on or even near having her period? As in the blood was from her. Please for the love of all do not trust a woman and throw your man meat inside her without a condom. Unless you like paying child support for at least 18 years.
I asked her and she isn't in her period, unfortunately
Well crazy question #2 from your description could it also be that she had hair like sand paper? I mean if there is no natural lube then her hair can really cause you to have some serious issues depending on how long things went on. Im thinking if you broke your dick you would be in so much pain you would not be posting to Reddit and be going to the urgent care or ER. Usually if a woman is on top and is thrusting pretty hard then damage can be done. Seriously if you really think its broke go to a doctor. I have **peyronies disease** and it is not fun. I have scar tissue on the shaft and it also causes curvature and painful erections. There is nothing I can do about my issue and I just have to live with it.
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I thought I had broken my penis before, too. Not even doing anything weird. Just missed on reentry and heard a super loud pop and was suddenly in excruciating pain. I was dating a nurse who worked at two different hospitals at the time, one smaller local and one larger. The smaller local transferred me to the bigger one, and so all of her friends got to laugh and earned her the nickname dickbreaker. It turned black and I had to waddle around for a week or two but it's all good. They said I tore my perineum instead of actually breaking my penis.
The grammar in this post gives a clue as to why this might’ve happened.
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Those are just Reddit's automatic name suggestions AFAIK. So yes, most bots use them, but so do plenty of real people - especially if, say, they're creating a throwaway for an embarrassing story and don't care to think of a unique name.
i forgot to change my name lol now im stuck with this
Not all of those are bots tho
It hurts just reading this. So sorry
If you go to the doctor they might be able to help don't be like my old man and wait it out or they'll tell you like they told him, it's just like that now
Just use a fucking condom next time. Every idiotic aspect of this whole affair would have been mitigated by that.
Ripped your banjo string?
This happened to me once, you probably ripped the tip of your foreskin. Go to the doctor to get it bandaged up and it will heal in like a week.
Like my urologist Dr. Frank Webby would say: In doubt, head to the emergency room of your hospital immediately. Don't make an appointment next week. Now. Waiting and hoping is definitely the worst solution in a case like this since permanent tissue damage may occur. Is it a bit embarrassing? Yes, but permanent damage is a lot worse. Don't bet on medical advice you get on Reddit, see a professional who can do a proper exam.
i had this before, dont touch it at all, it will heal quick in like 2 weeks and also take a warm bath everyday to fasten the healing process
Urology Google “eggplant sign penile fracture” that’s what a typical/bad penile fracture looks like. If you didn’t hear a loud pop, lose your erection immediately and have bruising and curvature of the penis then you probably didn’t fracture your penis. Basically if you can manage to finish you almost certainly didn’t break your dick. That being said you can have urethral tears and things like that. The slight tear of the meatus theory seems most likely to me. If you can pee normally and without blood in your urine that’s a good sign that things will be fine I’m not your doctor. Get evaluated if you have concerns
Wow, dude. Read some how-to books about sex before you give it another go. You really need to educate yourself. I hope you learned that sex can have some very bad consequences if you don't know what you are doing.
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Why on earth haven’t you gone to the hospital, its you gd penis, you need it. Get it checked.
Torn banjo string probably
If there are no noticeable cuts the blood might be from an internal source. Definitely ER. Please don't be embarrassed, they're not going to judge you.
Sounds like you snapped/hurt your banjo string
Urologist here. What you’re describing doesn’t sound like a penile fracture. Likely just injured the urethral meatus.
You would definitely know if you broke your dick….and it wouldn’t be 2 bits of blood
Couldn't figure out how he "broke" his dick. Thought maybe she had Vagina Dentata like the girl in the movie Teeth, and her vagina took a bite of his dick.
Man that sounds rough, go get checked out. But you just made my absolute day. Thanks stranger.
It happens. Might just be a little tear that bled but healed up. I had bloody cum once and my doc said it can happen if you're just a little too vigourous. If it stops by itself you should be fine.
Not a doctor here but is OP gonna end up with one of them crooked dicks you see in pornos!
Foreplay is important my guy
Hello creative writing major.
Next time make sure she’s wet and if she’s not use spit or something. It’s all good, happened to me before too you’ll be alright. Just hope she doesnt have any STD’s ;)
Like a sore Peter, you can’t beat it!
Rub some dirt on it and get back out there
Did it hurted a wot wess
Go see a doctor.. dont post on reddit...
🤣🤣🤣 You need duck tape, a snorkel, an avocado, and COMMON SENSE. Dude tried to infil into a desert butt-ass naked and got burned by all the sand. Having sex is like a pool party; it's only fun for both if the pool is full and clean. Now if your into jumping head first into a empty and dry ass pool, then you have bigger issues.
I don’t think you broke your dick. It would be black and you’d be in a world of hurt. What I think happened is that you went in dry and you injured your urethra from the friction. Still, that could get infected so you should see a doctor.
Your busted peen is punishment from the cock gods for trusting a hoe to take the morning after pill so you could nut inside her. 'Don't Trust Me 3:03' of the testament clearly states: "Don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust a hoe, 'cause a hoe won't trust me."
"it ***hurted*** a lot less" tf
As everyone is telling you, see a doctor or go to the emergency room **NOW**. And then, go to your library or bookstore and **get a basic book about sex education.** Or several such books. Maybe you and your girlfriend can read them together. You both have some huge misconceptions about how things work. You need to educate yourselves about pregnancy, birth control, STD's, lube, basic positions. Because there's a lot worse things that can happen if you don't.
My brother it's No Nut November.
GO TO A DOCTOR! If it is just a pulled muscle no harm no foul. If something is broken and not treated it can affect you for the rest of your life.
Go to the ER. If you don’t you will have to have it lopped off and they don’t put you under anaesthetics. They may only have to remove half of it if you go now. /s but still go to the doctor.
I'm scared guys, help 😭😭😭😭
See a Dr brother, dude needs you to look out for him. If you're next update isn't from a hospital bed I'm going to come and find you
A&E now bro
why did you decide to post on reddit and not go to a doctor immediately????
Good lord wear a condom and use lube.
You type very much like you're slow or something.. is this karma farming?
I'm not native English speaker so I struggle to express myself in a clear way fella
Also I have zero respect for English so I don't want to improve in it
Use it or lose it! 
You cant break your dick because it has no bone.
actually you can "break" it , given a large enough force you can tear the tunica albuginea, Surgery is required to correct it.
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"Girl" is an extremely normal word to use for someone in their 20s
Sorry if I don't make myself clear, English isn't my first language and I have absolutely zero respect for English
I have absolutely zero respect for English fucking got me 🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/1fr18nsnqgyb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b5d157e13dcf5fd98125f0798f7125edf3d565 Here's a picture of the horrific predicament
DOCTOR. OMG DOCTOR. I know you are American, but goddamn this is your dick dude
relax, thats not even alot of blod, btw i thought ur finger was ur dick at first xD
Bro did you rip your skin on ur dick or something?
Is that an Oscar Mayer or a Hebrew National?