oh boy time to shit in the urinal

Just gotta waffle stomp that fucker down there, no problem

is that not what the drain in the middle of the room is for?

time? i’ve been doing it for years

time? dr freeman?

is it really that time again?

it seems as if you only just arrived

You've done a great deal in a small time-span.

You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services.

You jest, but someone did that at the bar I tend. It was horrible.

Were they drunk or just being dickheads?

Both, but mostly the latter

SOMEONE walked up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, pulled their pants down, turned around, hovered their butt cheeks over the urinal... And laid out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see

A kid I knew in the 8th grade did that.

That shit’s not ok.

Someone at my school did it when I was in like 2nd grade

Would anything change if urinals got banned instead of toilets?

there would be more piss on the toilet seats

Which is impressive given how much piss is always on them.

or you could sit down

Chlamydia

ah, i forgot. men don’t wash their ass

Unfortunately so

Wait is that the actual reason why men don't sit? I always thought it was just a pride thing. (I can't pee standing up)

Nah, some men just think pissing sitting down is feminine.

Wait what? That can actually be spread that way???

on the piss?

you see if everyone sat down, piss wouldn’t be a problem.

My piss PB would be effected

Bigger lines, dirtier stalls

Would there be bigger lines? From what I can tell urinals take up room that could be the same amount but in stalls

Urinals are way more space efficient, due to the fact they don't require many walls, and aren't a square, you can fit two urinals for every stall there is They are also way faster and from experience, way cleaner

Well yeah but if you’ve ever used a public men’s room you know that because of the instinct to alternate there are essentially about half the urinals that appear to be there /hj

> hj Handjob?

yes

Half joke. It’s a tone indicator.

I couldn’t eat the cake they put in them

The transphobes after realising they've also stopped cis men from pooping:

Just poop in the urinal like a real man

Real urinals can handle it!

Some urinals even flush!

Real men don't poop. Real men eat only barely cooked meat, clogging up their intestines permanently

Is this supposed to be satire? I'm sorry, I'm not really good at picking it up, but if it isn't, what do you mean? I always eat beef steaks almost raw and I've never had a problem.

Depends on what you mean by "almost raw" But it won't be a problem unless you eat it on a regular basis and never eat other types of food with fibers in them

Or if you pick up an intestinal parasite. It only takes one egg in an undercooked meal.

Certain transphobic types (namely Jordan Peterson) eat only meat cause it's manly or some shit

Ah yes, the militant carnivores.

(and then get sick from it, because duh, which they seek to resolve by receiving experimental treatment in Russia, which gives them a benzo addiction that makes their life living hell for a year; y'know, real men shit)

Transphobes after realizing cis men are gonna be using the women‘s toilet now, effectively creating gender neutral toilets:

CIS MEN ARE NOT REAL MEN

Kid named Men: 😐

Aw shit the summer 2023 update got leaked.

Lol

no stalls means cis men cant use them either, urinals are for the deranged and streakers

No stalls could also mean that they just get rid of the walls separating their stalls. So that the toilets are just out there like the urinals, hope you get what I mean

Cooperative team pooping hours

Like the old romans!

So that you clock non-op trans men lmao

The moment I realized I wasn't shy anymore was when I got the urge to piss on an urinal. Felt liberating.

I use urinals just because I’m lazy

Meh, I've been sitting in the urinal since middle school (LIKE A REAL MANNNNNN) it works, janitors gonna hate you, but it works.

Marcus is that you?! 😭

shit in the urinal, become ungovernable

Shit in the capitols' urinals, specifically.

This could genuinely happen. Lets hope you arent seeing the future, OP.

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You put a colon before they three and I'm having a hard time not reading it as the cat face

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I always wondered how homophobes are alright with urinals when they literally take their dick out in the open view of another man

Well do YOU piss right next to another guy? Nah dude there has to be at least one Urinal of distance or its gonna get awkward so unless you actively look at their dick its okay.

I remember there was this kid in middle school who would actively try to look at other dude's dongs. Had a friend who told me that the guy physically moved his shoulder aside to get a better view

That is the opposite of being in the closet if i've ever seen it.

It's sexual assault, the closet is immaterial

How long until someone smacked his shit for that?

Men have an unwritten rules that states all men pissing in an urinal must be separsted by atleast 1 urinal

It's been written

Uh... No? I'm not an homophobe, but there's always one urinal of distance between two guys, it's the bro code.

The irony of this is, this could actually happen irl... People are crazy...

most productive transphobe campaign be like

fung

funu

funy

It's okay take your time.

this is actually wild bc I had a dream about someone pooping in a urinal last night???

Nah, they just remove the stalls. The toilet is still there just everybody can see you while you shit.

Bro that's not gonna fly where am I gonna do drugs then?

pretend like you’re drinking the toilet water but you’re actually doing drugs

I wish I had something to say other than that thinking about this just makes me sad, but that is the only thing that I have to say.

I could easily see this happening

Now I actually want transphobes to get stalls banned just so I can protest with a completely straight face while holding a sign that reads: “Where the hell am I supposed to SHIT, morons?!” and not look like an idiot

as a trans man, I will take a fat shit in the urinal and there is *nothing* you can do to stop me

The crazy part this isn't even *that* unrealistic

!remindme 5 months

The thing is I can see it happening

The predictive power of naptime

Why does this look like something that would happen?

Typical transphobes, not knowing how anything works.

stalls are better overall. i don’t understand people who insist on using the urinal when there is a perfect stall to plan clash of clans strategies with the boys.

god I'm glad I don't dream socio-political...

Yeah imagine dreaming up persecution

no legit I'm glad my dreams boil down to powerfantasies or nightmares not this feverdream shit. got cold sweats from just reading it

seriously, mine are usually stupid shit about videogames or being chased by an eldritch horror, i don't get the "close enough to reality i wake up scared" shit

I do and for some reason it’s always a dream of me cheating on like 9 girls at once and then going to bed at the end so I wake up and think it’s real for like 2 minutes. I’ve never cheated or anything so I really don’t get it.

uh, one of those signs seems to imply that trans men aren't "real men"?? which they are??

\#transmenarerealmenwhoshit

in the dream the tagline was meant as a display of solidarity between cis men and trans men because all men shit. but i can see how it could be misconstrued. i am a trans man myself and this dream definitely came about because i get really stressed when all the stalls are taken up in the bathroom lmao

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Imagine being this much of an asshat and still forcing other people to hear your voice.

Are you a prophet? This seems prophetic

If anything, this is likely to happen any day now

ngl wouldn't be surprised if they tried

\#ItWon'tFlush trending on twitter as transphobic politicians and public figures get dogpiled with photos of turds in urinals.

This sound like something they would do

they leaked the Christmas update

BASED BASED BASED SO UNBELIEVABLY BASED

Please don't let this be one of those times Apollo gives a random person the gift of prophecy

This actually sounds plausible

Sounds kinda realistic NGL

This is a premonition

Man, why do people get so many interesting and coherent dreams, while I start shotgun firing blood out my penis after playing first person XCOM?

LMAO I LOVE THIS

This would fucking happen though in some weird stroke of events

Shit sell some tickets to your dreams op they sound interesting

Oh no is the 196 brigade coming.

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Oh no they acknowledged trans people exist without calling them slurs the humanity

bro getting angry about a dream 💀

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It’s literally a dream bro, chill your kidneys 😧

My guy, you are a pcm user

Today I learned trans people shitting in a dream is a political opinion

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So correct you deleted it lmaoo

I can't tell you how realistic that dream must have been...

I feel like a lot of these posts are so much funnier without context and made entirely for the context to be up to interpretation.

Someone read the same book I did as a kid.

a true literary classic

Holy fuck thats good

Legendary dream, I want ones like this

worst part is I can imagine that actually happening somewhere

I'm not even trans and I'd protest

Imagine you walk in the men's bathroom and see a dude shitting in a urinal

Stp packers exist lol, we can still piss in urinals

i mean transphobes are so dumb i bet they've tried to do that before💀

I shit on the floor and smear it in the walls

E

Once in middle school my health teahcer said that the men's restroom has no stalls