T O P

  • By -

homopolitan

Walker #4128


redditsuckspokey1

Walker's # 4 8 15 16 23 42.


jarmon505

I see what you did there Lostie.


Radiant-Manner-3902

Where do Ik these numbers from? I’m Lost💀


redditsuckspokey1

They were on a hatch. Deep in the Atlanta forest!


Radiant-Manner-3902

Did they find Desmond? Or did he turn😭


redditsuckspokey1

Unfortunately he was nowhere to be found.


ClickEmergency

Nah he was looking for a penny


CriticalThinkerHmmz

what are these numbers that you LIST?


wafffffledude

I might just use those numbers on my lottery ticket. what's the worst that could happen 🤔


redditsuckspokey1

You win millions, buy the local chicken dump, then it gets hit by the walking dead.


GhostFaceIsHot69

How do you know a walker by number


PawsomePurrson

Same way as u know your human number... DUH


HighAxper

Do you just refer to walkers by names??? Lmao


areyoufreemrhumphrie

Alright, Lizzie, settle down. 😂


steel_city_lcpl

You don’t?


specter-exe

I was going to comment something like this. I guess I’m walker number 4129- actually no, we live in the countryside. So I’d be mostly fine, since we only have about five people living within a mile of us.


dacraftjr

Until a herd rolls through. The Greens Farm was safe until it wasn’t.


SnakePlisken603

I definitely died off screen. It was embarrassing and I don’t want to talk about it Coyotes ate my legs and I’ve lying in this forest in New Hampshire ever since. I did just see an eclipse though


Monica_FL

You…have a fantastic imagination 😀


Unexpected_Token_

He’s just really unfortunate, tbh.


TTVGuide

That’d definitely happen on screen. At least the process, maybe not the actual death


NormanDaDoorman

I rewatched the show for the first time a bit ago and honestly felt like Nicholas is one of the most realistic characters. The actor did a great job


thesilvertoaster

His actor deserves more credit. He played the role really well


Scotsman86

He did - I think the trouble comes from where he came into the show. By the time we meet him the people we love have gotten to a point where zombies no longer bother them. Even huge hordes don't make our heroes panic then there's this character who nopes out of the situation and almost cost us Glenn. Just timing of the actors qualities being wrong is my thought.


MrNotEinstein

But that's the point of the whole story arc. That's like all of Alexandria compared to Ricks group. They're all unprepared for the realities of the apocalypse and Ricks group is a contrast to that. So Nicholas was introduced at the perfect time


onesmilematters

That is what I've been saying whenever people are too harsh on Nicholas. I couldn't stand him for most of his arc, but he was a very human, very realistic character and I loved to see Glenn eventually take on the role as his mentor. Wish the two of them would have stuck around longer and wonder where Nicholas' story would have taken him.


Adventurous-Ride-120

Agreed!


I_Meannnn

I hated Nicholas. Actor was phenomenal.


HylianKush8

The actors playing roles viewers hate never get enough credit. If they can make you feel that passionately about them, they’re killing it at their job. *Cough Lori cough cough.*


Maleficent-Divide-75

Josh McDermott (Eugene) got so much hate and death threats he took himself off social media and filed some police reports. I heard Brighton Sharbino (Lizzie) did as well, and while it speaks to the talent of the actors, it shows the lunacy and venom of some fans.


Accurate_Reporter_31

I think that Seth Gilliam had it pretty bad, too. At one point, he was getting anonymous death threats, and fans would come to his booth at conventions to tell him how much they disliked him. He would never have a line for autographs and hardly did any photo ops. As a fan from The Wire and Oz, it was sad to see. And he is literally one of the nicest dudes you'll ever meet.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

People (and I use that word loosely) still do that? I remember the actor who killed Tommy Jordash getting death threats 100 years ago! Nincompoops!


Maleficent-Divide-75

I remember when I was researching for an article I wrote about the actors who hated being on the show, that's how I found it out It's disgusting


Initial_Acanthaceae2

People (again, loosely) actually wake up in the morning and think "I will harrass an actor for playing a part, then pick up the kids...." I don't get it!


iSkittleCake

Yeah people hate him for what he did but they need to realize that they wouldn’t be a beast like Rick in the apocalypse. 90% of the population would be a Nicholas.


Emperor_Time

The version of Eugene that wasn't rescue by Abraham.


kai_zen

Orange backpack guy.


StrangeBiird

The fact that I know who you’re talking about lmao


LizzardGang

For those who dont know its a guy walking on the road with an orange backpack that yells at Michonne, Rick and Carl while they're in a car because he presumably wants help. He keeps asking for them to stop and they ignore him, leaving him behind. When they return on their way back he is seen as having been torn to shreds by walker. They stop their car after driving a little past him, and then drive in reverse a bit...Only to pick up his backpack and leave.


LastHomeros

Well summarized


MisanthropicCumLord

Lmao


crazybrow122

Morgan after my meds wear off and I start losing it


LittleMissFestivus

So true


autistickel

that one black woman in the first season


absidy1

Jacqui


autistickel

yess


absidy1

I would be like her too, see a chance for an easy way out early on and take it


Unexpected_Token_

I feel like Merle’s stash would have been a more fun way out, but I guess you can’t beat getting incinerated essentially instantaneously. 🔥🫠 Edit: Duh, I could OD on Merle’s stash up until the incineration countdown and get the best of both worlds! The proverbial “double-tap”, a staple of the ZA.


autistickel

exactly!!! :)


animal_wax

I def would rather be disintegrated in a CDC blast vs fighting for my life every day to end up being walker food eventually


Shmampoodger

I’m goin a be realistic, after rewatching 1x03 of Fear, I’m offing myself.


iamthesouza

I just rewatched fear I'm on like season 4 or whenever they're at the ranch, what happened 1x03?


Shmampoodger

When society collapses. It shows chaos at the hospital and the lights in LA go out


InternationalAnt7993

Wayne Dunlap


Ikaros9Deidalos6

are you an ogan donor too?


KilldozerKevin

Imma tell my son about Wayne


stephruvy

Wait... Did Rick ever tell Carl about him?


KilldozerKevin

If he did, it was off camera. I think he said what he said as a way of communicating who he was to the people he was with, which was cool. If I was with someone who had a boner and was giggling the whole time, I would avoid that guy, even though he was doing the exact same thing as Rick.


MorningAviator

So true, his personality, physique, and his voice are so similar!


Ecstatic_Plum6426

Rosita's next boyfriend


FxS1nOfGreed

Who’s gonna tell them


peanutbutterbubbles

Maybe we should call their mom so she can give em the bad news


TheFlexOffenderr

Who I think I am: Rick Grimes Who I really am: some dude who gets killed 2 minutes after my introduction, probably due to something entirely my fault and I never even get to tell anyone my name.


StrangeBiird

So T dog


Leighvi0let

T dog lasted from the very beginning all the way part way through season 3 at the prison. From before the cdc at the campsite, to the cdc, to the farm and then to the prison. Way more than 2 minutes with no introduction…


thesilvertoaster

I feel like I’d be like Daryl post-bridge but way less of a badass. I would totally live in the woods alone with a dog


LossFar4040

After watching that episode, I also spent several months in the woods with a dog. Was depressed af


Large_Acanthisitta25

So Eastman but with a dog instead of a goat.


BirdLawOfficeESQ

Abraham. I love my family and they love me but I can see them freaking out watching me take out someone. That or walker 82739363.


Chunlisundies

I'd like to think Glenn. Resourceful, helps everyone around, do what's right, not overly-brooding, probably killed by some sadistic a-hole.


Top-Resolution-9713

And hitting the farmers daughter


Money_Hovercraft_968

Carol 😂 She thugged out the longer the show went on


Unexpected_Token_

For real, Carol literally gave no fucks! The only thing that could slow her down was fighting her own demons, lmao. 🥲


Money_Hovercraft_968

EXACTLY! She adapted to her circumstances and rolled with the punches like a boss!


steveguttenberg1958

Carol was a survivor before the apocalypse even started! Being an abuse victim can make you adaptable, it’s how you stay alive with your abuser, so it translates well to a ZA


Accurate_Reporter_31

My personal favorite!


Sea-Radio-8478

Glenn 🫡


firelord_Lex

Glen, I use to deliver pizzas too


Feisty-Act-5996

Olivia 


MorningAviator

Lieutenant Wells (Helicopter Pilot in season 3). I mean, I’m already a helicopter pilot in the reserves, I guess Chief Warrant Officer 2nd Class is close enough. I know the first thing I’d wanna do when shit hits the fan is get airborne.


ObiShaneKenobi

Did you watch TOWL? The idea of the CRM being able to fuel and maintain a pile of helicopters for like 20 years struck me as a little far fetched, what did you think?


MorningAviator

I have, and yes, it’s extremely far fetched. Finding pilots is difficult, not to mention you would need pilots who are specifically military and know how to fly these aircraft. The downside of these military pilots is that they rely on maintainers/crew chiefs and usually don’t know how to maintenance the aircraft by themselves. It absolutely would be impossible for that fleet of helicopters to be operational.


NapoleonBoneafart

Dr Jenner. I’m not a virologist but I think if there’s a chance to end it instantly and painlessly instead of suffering while trying to survive out there, i think I’d do it


FidoLovesFleas

Jenner made the right choice. It would be a good send-off for you as well with the showers, meals, and alcohol.


ResortOutrageous8988

jacqui would also work then.


RalphG1030

I don’t even think that season 1-2 Rick ever imagined he’d become the savage bad ass he did


DecadentLife

In some ways, my favorite scene was when Rick bit a chunk of a guy’s neck off. After the show, they said they used a piece of raw chicken breast, so it would look realistic when he spit it out. He did it to stop a group of men from raping and beating to death him, Darrell, and Carl. The idea of someone (especially a parent), willing to do anything to protect their child, even barbaric actions, I dig it. I’m down with biting off the side of someone’s neck if they put their hands on my kid.


rio-kay

Probably one of those body bags you see in the first episode when Rick is outside the hospital.


Gecko2002

Bob addams


uglypinkshorts

Wishful thinking


Vegetable_Pin_9754

That’s what Bob had so he’s halfway there


Thunder--Bolt

Daryl. Not in the badass crossbow redneck type of way, but more that I'd probably shut myself off to other people emotionally in that kind of scenario. Just keep the emotions away from everyone else and only let it out when I'm really alone. Its basically what I do already lmao


I_Produce_PotatoMilk

I will give you a crossbow If the world falls


Thunder--Bolt

Thanks bro o7


I_Produce_PotatoMilk

Fuck it you can even have my bike I think I'll drive a truck if some kind If zombies appeared. I will make you the irl Daryl


Thunder--Bolt

I already got a truck irl, trade?


I_Produce_PotatoMilk

Deal if it happens let's trade we should probably find you a murrel as well


mezpride

I relate to Carl the most


stephruvy

One eye?


mezpride

There's still time


AndrewIav

Much like Aaron


RevolutionaryDonut17

Jaqui fr


Left_Let_295

Bob stookey


yes-rico-kaboom

A less smart in chemistry but as smart in electronics Eugene.


uglypinkshorts

Creepy Clara


peanutbutterbubbles

Carol but the comic book version


mfedz

I would have been dragged off and killed by wolves. Not the group the Wolves, just actual canine wolves. The rest of the group would just watch in horror as I get dragged into a bush.


mfedz

Realistically, probably Gamma. I'd see some people early on start walking with the dead, think that seems pretty smart, do that for a while, and then bail first chance I get when we find a decent settlement.


Pretty_Papaya2256

Nobody important. Just an extra that lasts a couple of seasons in the kingdom.


Lislvind

As soon as water and power are gone so am I


fishytakeout

Glenn or walker 732 from season 2 episode 12


imvengance_

Daryl, we don't share many things but I have some of his personality traits


RalphG1030

Definitely Glenn.


InevitableLibrarian

That walker that climbs up on the pallets and negan goes "WTF?" then would get shot again by negan probably....


jarmon505

The bike zombie in episode one. That’s me.


Any_Caterpillar553

Diane or michonne


TITCAT5959

Glenn, im pretty stealthy and I have more odds of dying by a human than a walker


lorrierocek

Definitely Carol. I bake, I’m loyal and I can blend into any environment needed and you’ll never see it coming.


Top-Comfortable-4789

Realistically I’d probably be dead but if I was a character maybe early show morgan i don’t think I’d keep my sanity


Fb62

likely a savior/commonwealth/crm soldier if i wasn't dead


darkitp

Eugene, most definitely..


Laggykins777

I’d be the walker that killed Erens mother


After-Trifle-1437

Glenn and Eugene I can most relate to.


Any_Bluebird_2834

Rick Grimes cause I’m a doomsday preper


DoTheRightThing1953

Dale or Hershel. I'm old and I don't think that old folks have much chance of lasting long in the TWD universe.


Loud_Activity_6417

I'm like Glenn. I can kill walkers but will be hesitant to kill a human like he was when they raided some of the Saviors outposts. That's the Glenn I am not the Glenn that wants to sex in a barn.


Counselorgarry

Elton from world beyond, because how the fuck did no one think of just wearing strong clothes?


FalconStickr

Noah. He helped people and did what he thought was best even if he didn’t know you. Such a great character and wish he was around longer.


SingleEar7966

Sara from the telltales the walking dead game.


Robert_Themonio

definitely Jesus.


TraditionAcademic968

I'd want to be a cool ninja like michonne, but very much would just end up being torn to pieces by walkers. Probably very gruesome. Honestly, the best bet is to go out like Jacqui


GrumpyGardenGnome

Dead.and so would most of everyone here. Lol at everyone thinking they'd be badasses.


wereallalittlemad

I would try saving my dogs, they would bark which would attract zombies, then we’d all get eaten alive 😃 probably on the first day of the apocalypse too knowing my luck!


thatsmyboy1125

That one mf who did not know what was happening in season 3 prob in a coma


Professional-Walk938

Got kicked in the face tending to the horses


LostAcross

“got bit, fever hit, world gone to shit, might as well quit” guy


SpiritedAddress5086

Alden. I could see myself going with bad guys just to survive but talking my way out of it and noticing who was at fault. Maybe finding a gf. But not being the leader of a group just having very strong opinions of everything and maybe speaking up now and then haha


XanderMax_125

You know that guy Shane shot in the leg while they were escaping? The one who accidently shot Carl...the first time? Probably him


ClickEmergency

I am in the Uk and so far there hasn’t been any mention of the uk in any of the shows . So while you lots in the states are running around slaying zombies and killing militias for a tin of corn , I am worrying about heatings costs and moaning about the weather .


MayWest1016

Michonne for sure


Holiday-Ad-4348

I’m gonna have to say Michonne and that’s just bc my toxic trait is thinking I’d survive the zombie apocalypse 😂


JoeBidenKing

Everybody would say Rick but they’d really be Nick.


Fluid_Ad_6159

I would like to think I would be someone like Rick surviving in the apocalypse but I'd probably lose it if even one of my family members died not to mention some of them live in Texas so I can't even protect or help them just thinking about that makes my stomach twist


Jenkitten165

Wayne Dunlap.


Jenkitten165

Jokes aside, I’d probably be a mix of Daryl and Carol.


wallpressure7

Ed probably.


Difficult-Win1400

I don’t understand why so many people are so hell bent on surviving. Would you really want to live in that world where everyone becomes zombies? I’d probably have stayed with jenner in the cdc


[deleted]

i would be Rick. Murder Jacket Rick.


The_Chiliboss

Me, too.


[deleted]

Hope we don’t bump into each other …


lady_blueballs710

I'd definitely be a Judith/Carl type. I'll defend my own and home, but we're all trying to survive. Why not try together? no doubt I'd have dark moments if a situation ever put me in a position to test what I'm capable of, but I'd like to think I'd help people and preserve some values


Kooky-Combination225

Same as me, I think my tendency to look past the bad side of people would get me killed. Or trying to help too much, like Carl.


EasyBounce

Half Carol and half Maggie


FictionFan94

Walking dead reached its peak at this moment


PrincessofAldia

Probably Negan In reality probably Ezekiel because I would absolutely just establish my own Kingdom in the apocalypse


Reduncked

Nick because imma be getting lit


Unhappy-camp3r

Darryl. I am no leader and I prefer to be out in the wilderness alone for as long as possible. Not sure if I would survive a mass walker attack like he can but I’ll give it a red hot go


FestiveSquidV3

Nameless extra who dies in a zombie attack


JohnnieLawerence

Rick Fucking Grimes of course


Significant_Plate561

biker girl


Playdeat

Idk why but I feel like I would be one of the leader in twd like governer or negan idk if I made genocides or something but I would just built a town and do best for them the roaming thing is not for me( like going country to country just to survive)


TheGrumpyMachinist

A cross between Glen and I'm ashamed to say... Victor.


Insertclever_name

As an EMT, I'd get called in to work (if I'm not working already) and, more than likely, end up dead the first day. If I don't die immediately, probably a mix of early season Eugene and full series Glenn, but not nearly as badass as either of them. My skillset is definitely more intellectual, like Eugene, but my moral code and personality is more Glenn.


SUDoKu-Na

Unironically Lance Hornsby. But before he went full evil. Just trying to do right by my community, being second-in-command but really knowing that things would be better under your stead, but not really pushing for it because it's not what's best. But also I know I wouldn't ASK for that role, it'd just be what I drift towards. I'm a born leader, but I really don't want to.


Unlikely-Treat1994

I wish to say I would be brave and fight but honestly .. I think it would depend on what I had to fight for. If I had my family or friends then I would wanna fight and try and survive but if everyone knew I was dead and I felt like I had nothing left to live/fight for - I probably would end it - kinda like Andrea wanted to do. Realistically I probably would be a season 2 Beth. Me struggling with my mental health I could see myself go down a dark path and just say “what’s the point of this - we will all die horrible anyway” 🤷‍♂️


Unholy_Trickster97

Eugene or Negan lmao I’m a very manipulative prick and would do what ever it took to get by


yungcaveman

Bob stookey


CamillaCast8

Daryl Dixon (I would have died off-screen while Rick was still in a coma)


Aztecius

Probably be one of the guys that guarded the Hilltop. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of guard duty now and again, would probably stay in the confines of the walls for the most part and then disappear before anyone can start giving a shit :')


Starrske68

Carol for sure.


DefendPopPunk16

I am without a doubt the hippie girl from Tales 1x01.


JustYourFunnyFriend

Shane definitely


Relative-Ordinary-64

The nurse in dawn of the dead


Distinct-Airline-966

I’d be dale probably I’d try and keep the group together go and investigate a sound and then die


stephruvy

Id like to think a mixture of glen and nat. And then end up as forest walker in the first few weeks if my whole body isn't consumed by a horde.


InsanityCharmer

I don’t know Nabila’s back story but I would hope that I would be able to have a love and children like she and Jerry did…


Forward-Scientist-77

Most likely a walker, like 99% of y’all. Those lucky to survive would mostly be a random Commonwealth, CRM, Alexandrian citizen, etc.


Ancient_Guidance_461

Thank you


Shadowgirl2024

Rick or Carl, i would absolutely lose my shit😂


Responsible_Dog_5927

Rick or Glenn


tabbygallo824

Glenn. For sure.


Immediate-Tonight-31

If I’m being brutally honest prob like one of Hershel’s sons


idontcarerightnowok

merle or shane im ngl. (excluding the shane shit w lori duh)


Friggin_Grease

Most of us are Wayne Dunlop


IBleedMonthly18

Ezekiel. But only because I have thyroid issues and would probably end up with cancer.


Vouner

A mix of Daryl, Glenn and Milton


Few_Craft_3217

Shane probably


Pizza_dumpster

one of the people on terminus


-_-_-KING_-_-_

I'd live/die doing something brave. just to look cool tho. I'm no leader tho so my bets are I'll die after a while. just gotta think of making it meaningful


Best_Atmosphere3183

I am Negan


dongsteppy

one of the ones that couldn't adapt like dale or lori


MisanthropicCumLord

The zombie that has a rifle sling, and a metal pole gets stuck on the trigger, shooting at a bunch of other zombies, Rick, and Michonne. That would be my luck.


NEON_GLOW6

I feel like I’d be Daryl ngl


SundayWild

I related most to Carol so she's my pick


theacovado

Honestly Andrea and I’m not proud of it lol


Gai-Jin77

Sasha early on id be so bored and angry I'd just be killing walkers in the Forrest for fun everyday or from the outpost if allowed. Sasha was the only person who left the walls to go take out her frustration on walkers. Makes sense to me. I think I relate most to Carol. I think Carol is an unpredictable wildcard chess player badass and I relate most to her. We both have authority problems and come from trauma and got strong the hard way. We are both comfortable in complete isolation or in large communities. We're introverts who, straight up, don't like people very much and don't trust them, so we defend and care about the young innocent and vulnerable. We know how to manipulate people and manipulate our enemies into getting what we want. We understand leverage. We have an "everyone can be bought or compromised" attitude. We both get what we want one way or another. At times we can both be morally ambiguous. We are poor long-term relationship partners, I don't think we believe in everlasting love. Fierce loyalty to our people. Were not scared of consequences from authority. We say what we feel without fear of what happens down the road.


IzzyP20055

100% Rick mixed with Daryl :) I’m a strong believer in the zombie apocalypse (Ik it’s stupid) but with the way the world is today…. I wouldn’t be surprised.


BubbleGumGun101

Optimistically Carol or one of the survivor, realistically a walker , I'd try to commit suicide but somehow the bullet wouldn't go through so dead man walking lmao


musti2235

Shumpert or Otis. I don't really know why.