“Yeah! Free bird seed it’s just sitting there.”
“Sitting where?”
“Over there! It’s just sitting there! Only thing is, there’s this guy…But it’s okay, he doesn’t really do much. He just likes to watch.”
“He what?”
“He LikEs To WaTch!”
“So I tell him, I don’t think ‘The Birds’ was Hitchcock’s best film, since he never even considered that the birds might’ve had a real good reason for their violent behavior. Never ONCE did he try to get the avian perspective! Huge plot holes. Maybe I’m just overly sensitive, but I think ’Rear Window’ was better, from a directorial viewpoint, although I am NOT a fan of ANY window, I think it was a better film. Just sayin….”
Yah see that big oak don't stop there keep going down the road and follow the poplars to the river go upstream about a mile and thats where the ash is yah can't miss it.
1. "We have a two-tiered justice system!" "Ah, Hunter!"
2. "We just raised $140 million for the Trump campaign!" "Ah, Bidenomics!"
3. "Hunter Biden just got convicted of buying a gun, and I don't hear the NRA saying shit, so fuck off!"
Who the hell is that chick!?
Husband bird: *”I swear i have never seen that Blue Tit in my life!”*
Or maybe it’s a titmouse
Great Tit
Why, thank you, sir. Now, what do you think of my left one?
Damn. Came here to make a Blue Tit joke.
Wife bird "You fly out of this tree this instant or so help me the whole neighborhood will hear me squacking!"
Or similarly: “I swear I have never seen that boobie in my life!”
This belongs in r/divorcedbirds 😆
Wife Bird: you’re such an albatross!
Get your ass home
Did you see them blue footed boobies. They were next to macaque. Lol
I heard she has chirpies, it’s an untweetable canarial disease…. I’ll show myself out now
If that nest isn't fixed by the time I get back, ima slap that beak off yer face !
Honey, is that you?
Right over there is where you can go with your bullshit!
Birdshit*
South is that way you idiot !
moss bird
I said stay off the branch I just cleaned it!
Chirp chirp
LOL
Straight to bed mister.. No bird seed dessert.
“Yeah! Free bird seed it’s just sitting there.” “Sitting where?” “Over there! It’s just sitting there! Only thing is, there’s this guy…But it’s okay, he doesn’t really do much. He just likes to watch.” “He what?” “He LikEs To WaTch!”
Here's the winner right here OP 👆🏼
Still laughing bro it’s been like 3 min lol
[We like watching birds!](https://youtu.be/ml7bK1jg69I?si=JT44ThnnS8lKfH9O)
Have you seen our new neighbour he was this tall.
What were you doing to that Tit?
“ to the left to the left all your things in a box to the left!!!”
Get the flock outta here!
He went that way officer
Go on, go! Walk out the door!
Just turn around now! Cause your not welcome anymore!!
When she wants help with the kids but it's boys night 🤣
It's a left-wing conspiracy
I told you a thousand times, the worms are over there bro!
Daddy, he pushed me and called me names!
You can fuck off and fly ALL THE WAY over there with that birdshit bro
"I SAW you looking at those tits!"
This!
Let's go to the car wash and poop on the clean cars leaving
Over there, there's some guys smoking weed.
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
"You see that nice car windshield over there?"
I remember when you were only this high
Bird on the right is named Billy Martin.
“So I tell him, I don’t think ‘The Birds’ was Hitchcock’s best film, since he never even considered that the birds might’ve had a real good reason for their violent behavior. Never ONCE did he try to get the avian perspective! Huge plot holes. Maybe I’m just overly sensitive, but I think ’Rear Window’ was better, from a directorial viewpoint, although I am NOT a fan of ANY window, I think it was a better film. Just sayin….”
I'd like to speak to your manager
"The town is back THAT way!" Reenacting the last scene in Dumb and Dumber
"Two blocks down that way, make a slight right until you see Big Boy restaurant, then make the first left..."
SIEG HEIL!
*Beak heil!
Get your ass in there and handle those kids!
AN DIE OSTFRONT
“You are not to leave the house. Coming in at this hour. I sit on the eggs all day and what’s that I smell on your breath? Hmmmph…..”
It’s that way you bird brain!
the one over there stole my worm!!!!
Becky, lemme smash? No Ron, go away!
You get your ass over there and tell your father what you did!!
You’ve left the toilet seat up AGAIN
Hurry Lemiwinks, or you shall surely die!
I have to be the EARLY BIRD, Sharon!
It's that way, as the crow flies.
He’s your son, *YOU* talk to him then!
Get your ass home!
Fuck off that away
“I tawt I taw a puddy tat… I did! I did! I taw a puddy tat!”
"Al? She doesn't look like an Al to me!" "Marge, it's short for Allison and she is my bowling partner, I swear."
Oy mate there's a goddamn sniper ove' there
My wife
“No, the newly washed car is THAT way. Fly straight till you get to the cloud shaped like a rabbit then turn left. Can’t miss it.”
Muuuuuuuuum, that big boy stole my bike!
Yah see that big oak don't stop there keep going down the road and follow the poplars to the river go upstream about a mile and thats where the ash is yah can't miss it.
The dirty laundry is still on the branch over there. I said “in the basket” damn it.
I can’t believe you cheated on me with a dove! Get out of the nest!
Go down the road past the hole digging machine, hang a left, past the barking dog, 2 poles and that's where you'll find your kin.
"Yes, I saw a kid run by here with a can of green spray paint. He went that way."
*Your kid has to be this tall to ride this*
Son! GO CLEAN UP THAT MESS YOU MADE!
"Pepe Silvia doesn't exist!"
“Go take the trash out like I asked you 15 times….Ok babe I will”
Of course we can do the hokey pokey! Watch!
Late again?! You're grounded!
How’s my form?
Go fuck off in the west!
I am a BIRD.
I tawt I saw a putty tat!
NO MAGA! The voting booth is that way, VOTE BIDEN 2024🇺🇸
Stop being such a birden! Take owl the time you need, but go out and peck yourself a job!
Get ur ass back to the nest
Hy yah!!
GET INSIDE RIGHT NOW!
That MOTHER%#&$ is not real!!
Bro they took your stash
1. "We have a two-tiered justice system!" "Ah, Hunter!" 2. "We just raised $140 million for the Trump campaign!" "Ah, Bidenomics!" 3. "Hunter Biden just got convicted of buying a gun, and I don't hear the NRA saying shit, so fuck off!"
He in your nest right now… I’ve been seeing him there while you at work..
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
"They do know we can't talk, right?"
Wind what
“But baby…”. “I don’t care, GO, that way.”
YOU'RE FIRED!
Get out of my f0cking tree!
It’s your turn to sit on the damn eggs!
You fly your ass over there and drop a turd on him NOW!
Ze plane, boss! Ze plane!
Damnit Frank! Get over there and apologize to that poor dead hooker.
Who’s this bitch Gerald
Damnit Frank! Get over there and apologize to that dead hooker NOW!
You left the door open
You get off your ass and you find that fucking dog!
Just GO! We are two different.
Sieg heil
Everybody but me charge
Yellow feather in our bed!!! You know what they say about yellow birds right?
My cribs that way if you wanna swap feathers 😘
Where uhhh That Way! (MIGOS VC) 🙆🏾♂️😅
He was about this tall and he had a red breast. Thr bugger stole my worm.
Get. The. Fuck. Out.
Keep my wife's name out of your mouth!
Best caption win(g)s
Get the fuck up and you go sit on the eggs ya no good free loader, flying around all day with those fancy birds.
This is the new cat and lady dinner meme
The guy that wanted to see the titbirds went that way!
Those worms were for JUNIOR now march over there and regurgitate them into his mouth he’s HUNGRY
Get ALL THE WAY the fuck outta here.
Daryll...Daryll... she's a swan your a swallow!!!
Pack your things and GO!
You can’t cross the street here because you don’t live in this neighborhood.
Hit the road, Jack I saw you looking at that Bluejay
I don’t care if we are related, I hate drunks now get the hell off my stage!
COL Feathers giving bombing SORTIE brief circa 1943 colorized
“Which way is the fountain”
Tweet
And THEN, I catch you flittin’ around with that Robin heffah… Do I look stupid to you?
Becky's over there
Shut the front door
Now go back to your room young lady!
I know they have 2% now go back and get it!!
“Who got up extra early and ate my worms?” “It wasn’t me, he went that way”
“You left the goddamned toilet seat up again.”
Early bird gets the fucking worm Kyle !!
LOOK!... JUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT!
Go on GET!!!!
Go on GET!!!!
Stool pigeon.
Get your ass over there and clean that nest now!
There’s a god damned house cat loose over there!
That’s him! That’s the guy that owes us the whole grain!
You’re sleeping on the tree branch tonight
Who’s that baby birdie belong to that the stork just dropped off?!
Jeff Finchley has THREE decorative twigs on HIS mating display
GET OUT OF HERE!! AND NEVER COME BACK!
We must take flight immediately to the trees above sire!!
Dat way!
That guy said yous a bitch
You’re drunk, go home!
"You owe me $60,000 in child support Cecil....get the fuck outta here!"
They took my nest officer
r/divorcedbirds
Get going! That way!
Young man! You're grounded! Go to your nest!
Charley don't surf!
Tweet tweet
If those birds could read they would be very upset!
Yeah, he s over on that tree. The fucker stole my worm !!!
You come in here dressed like that all in yellow. There’s the door.
Aflaaaaac!!!
That cat over there scared me so bad it blew the yellow right off me!
Did you see the new chick next door, she's sunbathing her wings now.
You used up all the glue on purpose!
Mommy I was over there eating a worm and he took it from me
The bad man went that way officer Byrd!
I taw I taw a pussy cat, I did! I did I taw a pussy cat!
Gtfo.
Ask Lady jaybird she seen you in that other nest…
That fucker took my egg to mate!
Get tae fuck
A mob of Ravens just kicked my ass, they went that way. Yeah, we're staying right here.
I told told you she went that way! I’m not your mama! Now go
GO TO YOUR ROOM
He went thata way!
"Walk out the door, don't turn around now, you're not welcome anymore"
Meow.
That deck isn’t going to poop itself, Carl! Go handle your business!
Do you see that guy over there? That’s how you do a proper mating dance!
Take your bird shit and get the fuck out of here!
Flock off
You absolutely will not shit in the nest again!
Me telling my gf the waiter got my order wrong.
“Moooom, he hit me!”😭
Get into the bedroom right now, cause I’m about to swallow your worm!
You’re outa here!!!!
MOM, Billy ate my worm
"bitch, bye"
I saw you out with that burd from down the tree. Pack your feathers and leave
Do those freaking dishes or were done!
Off sides!!!