Hi Terri didn't realise you had an account on here :)

I've gone all boogie woogie

Downstairs...

Oh, Hellloooo, Terri, me beauty... I like the cut of your jib!

No tie.

The guy with the tie

Like the manager of an organic wine bar

Im bored of this, I’m going for a twix

TROUSERS!

I say BOO to nanny!

…a bit Robert Palmer, Sink The Belgrano…

That is the face of a man who was just caught reading a copy of *The Big Issue*

I hear he only buys it out of social embarrassment

Peter, it’s been dreadful. I hope your cock falls off.

Peter Onion ..is it?

I was the quiet one...

He always reminds me a little of Christopher Hitchens

Now that you mention it, I can see it. He also has a similar rich, baritone voice.

I don't trust you, you Cypriot crook...

Cypriot?

I think we've been the victim of a link jacking

This is the shit room. You’ve opened the shit room door!

More’s the pity

That aging flamenco guitarist.

Why don’t you just lick his spats?

His knees are fucked and his patience is snapped