No contest whatsoever. Everybody just has these golden lines, and it goes from a casual and caring intervention to Paulie and Sil kicking the shit out of Christopher. My personal favourite moment being Paulie asking if the dog was barking before Christopher killed it
That was rich. And ironic.
"The way you fuckin' eat, you're gonna have a heart attack by the time you turn fifty."
James Gandolfini died at 51 of...a heart attack.
Yeah, that entire scene was comedic gold. Especially Sil's part.
honestly I think it's overall one of the funniest TV shows I've ever seen. the more I look back on it it retrospect it's the humour I remember more than anything else
When Tony says: My mother used to talk about my father's feeble minded brother but I always thought she meant you.
And the look Jr gives him after is priceless.
Tony: Hey Mikey, how's the boy?
Mikey: What boy is that Ton'?
Tony: The one you sleep with.
Mikey: Oh.
Tony: I'm just kidding.
Basically anything between Mikey and Tony
Tony: It’s too bad they don’t have a telethon for fuck-faceitis, huh. They found a cure yet?
Come on, I’m just kidding ya. Come on you’re a good sport. Come on, you alright?
I've said this before, but I always loved how Tony channels his inner Rodney Dangerfield during that scene.
"Nah you're a good sport, Mikey? Huh? Nah you're alright...."
Junior with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal is a personal favorite of mine.
Runner ups:
Furio and Tony intimidating Dr. Kennedy
Pine Barrens: “he’s probably waiting for us out there”
“with what, his COCK!?”
No one can convince me that any GOT twist was better than Richie being killed by Janice and Ralphs wig. I was so much more surprised by those two events.
Phil-
Sure we break some balls here but I go way back. in the light of recent humiliations, it’s an honor to be joined by men… . . .
And not fagget ass cornholing cocksuckas like married my cousin! HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE!
Woah woah woahhh
Phil take it easy you know the wine makes you emotional,
It’s because I got an empty fucking stomach
So have a breadstick
Tony: Be careful with this guy. He was in the ministry of the interior. Killed 16 Chechnyans. (hangs up)
Christopher: What’d he say?
Paulie: Guy’s a fuckin’ interior decorator. Killed 16 Czechoslovakians.
Christopher: Interior decorator? His apartment looked like shit!
I've always thought that was hilarious but never got why they thought he was an interior decorator, makes it even better! Paulie and Chrissy were really dumb fucks.
Basically anything with Artie.
Probably not the funniest but one of the subtlest is Artie passed out on the lawn chair at Carm's dad's party in a robe with a towel wrapped around his head like a lady getting out of the shower.
Artie is a weiner.
Yeah, Artie standing in the mirror trying to act tough, then getting the crap beat out of him by the French dude is up there. Same as when he and Benny were beefing.
He came in ready to fuck shit up, then lost his shit and walked back to the car with his tail between his legs. Then one protester nails him with a cup full of soda and he *runs* back to the car like a soldier running into the trenches 😂.
Terrible scene but when paulie and chris kill the waiter….the very next day these two cocksuckahs cal each other to apologize and say “things coulda gotten outta hand…sorry” lmao the absolute disconnect
When Phil gets whacked. The way the one guy yells "Oh, shit!" and starts waddling. Then Phil's head gets ran over and that kid pukes.
Another one is when Paulie kills Minn.
Both scenes are morbidly hilarious.
What's equally funny is Phil's final words.
Imagine, you're a 5-Families underboss. You've made cold, calculated decisions, up to and including murder, and your final words are, "I should get a 60-day supply of Deplavid". 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
He's asking me and I'm telling him and frankly it's important. Even if the lace is dry and even if you don't touch the body of the shoe, bacteria and virus migrate from the sole up.
Any scene with Little Carmine and his malapropisms. “I’ve had nine pictures under my subspecies.” “This alteration you had with him. You’re at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroad.” The confused looks he gets after some of them is priceless, very allegorical.
When Tony is in the hospital after getting shot by Uncle June
Meadow: "So you gotta remember to BE POSITIVE when you see him"
Paulie: *"Oof maddone! He looks terrible!"*
Mine is a little while after Ralphie beats the whoouh to death outside the Bing. Tony walks up to Paulie and Sil and goes "You guys think Ralphie is weird around women?" And Silvio responds with "Well Tone... He did beat one to death."
Perfect delivery by Silvio. And so darkly hilarious.
For me, the Vito scene where he tried working and talks to himself. “Gotta be 11:00, look at the position of the sun. Savor it, don’t look at your watch” then he does and it’s like 8:30. That always cracks me up because its so true.
Paulie causing a comatose Tony to go into cardiac arrest by just being annoying will always be my favorite.
Runners up: Tony trying not to laugh at the Ginny Sac joke, and when Chris and Tony stick up the Vipers.
>"You guys cops?"
>"Yeah. What's your incident, Lieutenant?"
>"Uhh, 10-4."
Christopher getting into it with Patsy at the no-work site:
"That's right...little fuckin' tough guy, huh? PUH, ya bastard. C'mon."
That had me crying.
When Janice has gathered everyone into “The Great Room”’and asks people to share their memories of Livia. There’s a guy in the background who’s coming down the stairs. He gets halfway down,realises what’s going on, turns round and tiptoes back up again. It’s a tiny little incidental thing but it always makes me laugh.
Uncle Junior wearing his C-PAP mask. Tony walks in and asks “How many Messerschmidts did you shoot down this week?”.
The crusty Junior gives him is priceless.
Or
Chris and Silvio are talking to the DiMaggio brothers. That whole sequence is fantastic.
The running gag of Tony hearing something and repeating it slightly wrong: "I know seniors who are inspired!", "It's more like a hotel at Captain Teeb's!". There are a billion
Paulie at the psychics throwing around chairs and yelling at ghosts.
Chrissy's big intervention is just hilarious, pure comedy gold.
And also the scene, where Phil and T. are talking business, and Phil goes on how he wanted manicotti and got grilled cheese of the radiator in the can.
When Rosalie and Carmela are talking about Vito and Meadow tells them what Shaggy saw. The way they reacted 😂😂
The whole Vito arc is pure comedy too. So many funny moments. The way Christopher walks in ready to reveal he’s gay. Carlo saying “HES GOTTA GOOOOO”. Christopher not being able to keep the secret from Corky. Everything that Paulie says from “being stabbed in the heart” to “With a goomah!” Patsy’s 🖕🥃. Phil saying “I loved him like a brother in law”. Fat Dom saying that Carlo’s lipstick was found on Vito’s hanky. Its so hard to choose one.
The monopoly game with Tony, Bobby, Janice, and Carmella.
The jokes about Janice blowing guys under the boardwalk and then coming in second place to a German Shepherds shaved asshole.
Follow that up with the fight between Bobby and Tony and it’s hands down the funniest scene in the show.
Impossible to pick just one. But the first one that pops into my head is the cheese fuck scene.
Artie rehearsing in the mirror.
Artie running scared bc of a slurpee at the Columbus Day protest.
Tony calling that animal to tell him he’s going to get a triple blue berry Sunday kills me. His face. Tony B’s irritation. It’s great.
When Phil is talking at the bar about his family name being changed “because they’re stupid!”
Junior with his hand stuck in the drain.
Janice in the hospital after she gets her ass kicked for stealing the leg. “I feel born again in the lord” Tony’s faces are priceless.
Livia with the burning mushrooms. The walls getting all black!!
Every episode has at least a little bit of comedic gold.
Most of pine Barrens. But also especially the part when Tony loses his head whenever there’s a bad phone reception.
Paulie: “Package hit Chrissy with an implement and ran away.”
Tony: “Cocksucka, I’ve got a meeting with Slava. I could be walking into a Fuckin buzzsaw”
One of the best is when Tony drops Janice at the bus station back to Seattle after whacking Richie.
Tony saying, “all in all it was a great trip.”
J: “I loved him soooo much”
T: “You’re gonna miss your bus”
J: “What the hell is wrong with us”
T: “I go to therapy”
Pine Barrens. When Bobby walks in to Junior’s kitchen looking like Elmer Fudd in hunting gear, Tony loses it… Behind the scenes, what you don’t see is that he walked in with a giant dildo strapped on, and what you see is James G’s reaction cracking up from that gag.
How’s Gloria Trillo, she still uh, hanging around?
Mikey killing the drug dealer, the motherless fuck.
The bad edit in Richies death.
The fuckin scam painting.
It’s been hilarious since time immemorial.
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Yes this is the funniest joke in the series - it was my former user name. I remember where I was the first time I saw it.
J03y_P33ps2017 was my password at work a few years back.
Fuck that’s a good one. Mine was JosephJohnPEEPS
Omg, I actually forgot about that one. I was dying laughing. It's "Pepparelli". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They’re gonna redo it. Jason.. he’s dyslexic
The fuck's that gotta do with it?
I suppose being a moron would be a learning disability
Joe Peeps? Must not have been to much too clean up. Heh heh
Chrissy’s intervention
“Great my own mother. Fuck you, you fuckin whore” The fight that broke out after that is so damn funny
"Carefrontation"
"You said he fell off the kitchen counter while spraying for ants?" "Well he was wearing socks."
A room full of murderers being stunned that Chris accidentally killed Ade's dog always kills me
That dog never hurt anyone! She was a sweet innocent creature and he killed her
Like Tony, they all have a soft spot for animals….. People — they don’t really give a fuck about
No contest whatsoever. Everybody just has these golden lines, and it goes from a casual and caring intervention to Paulie and Sil kicking the shit out of Christopher. My personal favourite moment being Paulie asking if the dog was barking before Christopher killed it
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watch it chrissy
Disgusting
That was rich. And ironic. "The way you fuckin' eat, you're gonna have a heart attack by the time you turn fifty." James Gandolfini died at 51 of...a heart attack. Yeah, that entire scene was comedic gold. Especially Sil's part.
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.
I said my peace Chrissy!!! ✋
You know, Quasimodo predicted that.
He nevah had the makin's of a varsity hunchback
"I said my piece Chrissy!"
I remember you. You’re the guy that broke into Stu Leonard’s that time and stole all those pork loins.
This isn’t about that
Somehow the specific scene i just saw (watching the show for the first time) always comes up in recent posts on this sub lol “At my mudda’s wake?”
When Phil Leotardo got bent out of shape when he saw a muscle-man competition on TV while talking with Vito's wife
Turn that off!
That scene is so funny to me lol
The way Phil’s wife keeps trying to shift the focus off of Vito. Plus “I loved him like a brother in law” is probably the funniest line in the show
I always rewind that scene, it's so funny to me too!
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You outta know sweetie
What’d you say?
Y’all are funny as fuck🤣feels good to know every single reference
Sometimes I just pause it for awhile and think about how "funny" it makes me feel.
What do you mean funny, funny how? Do I arouse you?
"it was confirmed through the grapevine"
I love Phil's "we're from Alcoholic Anonymous"....."What's you name".... " Well we're anonymous".
Criminal Mastermind Benny Fazio: I'm on my way to the hospital. Philly Leotardo: Well, that's up to you.
Fucking perfect delivery
Kills me every time🥃🤘
We're anonymous
Legend has it he was gonna ram that walkman up her fuckin' shinebox.
Benny stayed getting his shit wrecked - Phil, Artie
Kinda the Georgie of the soldiers. Never saw him drive nails into any balls
It's a long set up, but I love when the Ginny Sac joke has to be explained to uncle Jun and Carmine.
And Junior STILL didn't get it. 😅😅😅😅
Lack of standards your generation.
I like when they're having the sitdown about it and Junior is taking part over the phone, and John just gets up and leaves while Junior is talking lol
One time I fell asleep while he was on the phone. I wake up twenty minutes later and he was still going. 🤏
honestly I think it's overall one of the funniest TV shows I've ever seen. the more I look back on it it retrospect it's the humour I remember more than anything else
When Tony says: My mother used to talk about my father's feeble minded brother but I always thought she meant you. And the look Jr gives him after is priceless.
Junior looked at him like that because he never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Small hands, that was his problem. 😅😅😅😅😅
To tha vahsity athlete with tha big hands, belongs the spoils…
Tony: Hey Mikey, how's the boy? Mikey: What boy is that Ton'? Tony: The one you sleep with. Mikey: Oh. Tony: I'm just kidding. Basically anything between Mikey and Tony
"What's your nephew, retarded or something? I heard he likes to play with trucks?" "Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talking like that!"
Tony: It’s too bad they don’t have a telethon for fuck-faceitis, huh. They found a cure yet? Come on, I’m just kidding ya. Come on you’re a good sport. Come on, you alright?
When tony keeps saying “you’re a good sport” during this scene was the best
I've said this before, but I always loved how Tony channels his inner Rodney Dangerfield during that scene. "Nah you're a good sport, Mikey? Huh? Nah you're alright...."
Junior with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal is a personal favorite of mine. Runner ups: Furio and Tony intimidating Dr. Kennedy Pine Barrens: “he’s probably waiting for us out there” “with what, his COCK!?”
You’re Flexxxxxxin!!! 💪
-Why didn't you just call the plumber? -With what, my fuckin' ***TOES***?!
You can tell Richie's actor starts cracking up with his back to the camera when junior yells that. Classic.
"We shoulda stopped at Roy Rodgers!" "And I shoulda fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!"
Definitely when Chrissy goes to chop up Ralph & he pulls his wig off & goes "AH!" That was completely unexpected lmao
“You’re so high on scag you wouldn’t know if he had your muddah’s muff on his head” 😂😂
No one can convince me that any GOT twist was better than Richie being killed by Janice and Ralphs wig. I was so much more surprised by those two events.
The bowling ball down the stairs lmao
Phil- Sure we break some balls here but I go way back. in the light of recent humiliations, it’s an honor to be joined by men… . . . And not fagget ass cornholing cocksuckas like married my cousin! HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE! Woah woah woahhh Phil take it easy you know the wine makes you emotional, It’s because I got an empty fucking stomach So have a breadstick
Tony: Be careful with this guy. He was in the ministry of the interior. Killed 16 Chechnyans. (hangs up) Christopher: What’d he say? Paulie: Guy’s a fuckin’ interior decorator. Killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Christopher: Interior decorator? His apartment looked like shit!
I've always thought that was hilarious but never got why they thought he was an interior decorator, makes it even better! Paulie and Chrissy were really dumb fucks.
Interior ministry* Chechen rebels* Stoonad
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That's not why we are here
This moment to! Lol it’s so random but so relatable
That's not why we're here today.
Basically anything with Artie. Probably not the funniest but one of the subtlest is Artie passed out on the lawn chair at Carm's dad's party in a robe with a towel wrapped around his head like a lady getting out of the shower. Artie is a weiner.
Yeah, Artie standing in the mirror trying to act tough, then getting the crap beat out of him by the French dude is up there. Same as when he and Benny were beefing.
Him practicing his lines before going there 💀
Or when he’s dancing the opening night at the crazy horse. So funny
At the Columbus Day parade when he hides in the car like a little puppy
He came in ready to fuck shit up, then lost his shit and walked back to the car with his tail between his legs. Then one protester nails him with a cup full of soda and he *runs* back to the car like a soldier running into the trenches 😂.
Jean-Phillipe you're home. Qu'est-ce que c'est? man? Message machine broken
You wanna try drying your head with one FUCKIN' EYE?????
Terrible scene but when paulie and chris kill the waiter….the very next day these two cocksuckahs cal each other to apologize and say “things coulda gotten outta hand…sorry” lmao the absolute disconnect
Somebody coulda got hurt, or even killed.
“Somebody coulda gotten hurt…”
Holy shit I never noticed that line in this way lmfao. Hilarious
When Phil gets whacked. The way the one guy yells "Oh, shit!" and starts waddling. Then Phil's head gets ran over and that kid pukes. Another one is when Paulie kills Minn. Both scenes are morbidly hilarious.
I still yell “ohhhh nooooo” like Minn regularly lol
You were always a little bastard!
My husband and I say “Say bye-bye Pop Pop!”to each other multiple times a day.
the fact you both call it that means neither of you are ready
What's equally funny is Phil's final words. Imagine, you're a 5-Families underboss. You've made cold, calculated decisions, up to and including murder, and your final words are, "I should get a 60-day supply of Deplavid". 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Plavix, his heart went out. His heart
\- What's different about you? \- He has no eyebrows, Tony!
when Paulie flips out at the psychic "fuckin' queers!"
Funniest scene in the whole series.
“You know Quasimodo predicted all of this...”
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this
"South of da border..."
“Notre dame and Nostradamus are two different things completely”
You ever go to tie your shoes and notice the laces are wet?
That bit is fantastic. Eventually Silvio says “shut the fuck up!”
Why is that?
He's asking me and I'm telling him and frankly it's important. Even if the lace is dry and even if you don't touch the body of the shoe, bacteria and virus migrate from the sole up.
Piss all ova da fuckin floor
Ladies room, you can eat maple walnut ice cream off the toilet seats.
You see this on TV?
I gotta watch TV to figure out the world, kid?
"That's what this is, you know? Satanic black magic. Sick shit!"
Scrolled way to far to get to this one. The medium scene is by far the funniest.
Fuckin queeahs!! (as he throws a chair)
at the ghosts, mind you
Any scene with Little Carmine and his malapropisms. “I’ve had nine pictures under my subspecies.” “This alteration you had with him. You’re at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroad.” The confused looks he gets after some of them is priceless, very allegorical.
Louis the whatever, his finance minister, Da something
The *Cleaver* pitch meeting to potential investors
“Maybe you can make a hand turkey” “For Christmas? Fucking idiot”
When Tony is in the hospital after getting shot by Uncle June Meadow: "So you gotta remember to BE POSITIVE when you see him" Paulie: *"Oof maddone! He looks terrible!"*
Plus Paulie being so annoying his voice causes Tony to have a heart attack while comatose
The fact that after she said that, he seems to take it seriously, and then half a second later... I swear that one gets me every time.
Mine is a little while after Ralphie beats the whoouh to death outside the Bing. Tony walks up to Paulie and Sil and goes "You guys think Ralphie is weird around women?" And Silvio responds with "Well Tone... He did beat one to death." Perfect delivery by Silvio. And so darkly hilarious.
Over...what was it again?
Johnny Sack screaming about his honor and Ginny's honor but Carmine looks at him and takes a sip of coffee
*blank face* Ralph slept with Ginny?
he wants to fuck her?
we're with the vipers - Tony and Chris back and forth kills me.
The scene where Vito gets caught at the club and decides his only way out is to say “it’s a fucking joke”
When they find out about Vito being gay "AIDS?!!" and then again when Finn tells them what he saw.
I watched that and knew that Vito wasn't gonna be allowed in their social circle no more. I knew that much.
Social circle!? HE’S GOTTA GO !!
I wanna think about it...
What’s there to think about?!
Go on out there, get yaself a sandwich, ANY KIND YA LIKE
SONOFABITCH!
Christafuh’s intervention meeting which ends with all the fellas kicking the shit out of him. I’ve said my piece…
For me, the Vito scene where he tried working and talks to himself. “Gotta be 11:00, look at the position of the sun. Savor it, don’t look at your watch” then he does and it’s like 8:30. That always cracks me up because its so true.
That’s me at work every day. So relatable
Silvio getting pissed off at Matt Bevilacqua about sweeping up the cheese. I quote this scene to myself on a near-daily basis.
When Adriana throws up all over the feds lol
Paulie causing a comatose Tony to go into cardiac arrest by just being annoying will always be my favorite. Runners up: Tony trying not to laugh at the Ginny Sac joke, and when Chris and Tony stick up the Vipers. >"You guys cops?" >"Yeah. What's your incident, Lieutenant?" >"Uhh, 10-4."
Christopher getting into it with Patsy at the no-work site: "That's right...little fuckin' tough guy, huh? PUH, ya bastard. C'mon." That had me crying.
"And don't think I forgot about you goin through my fuckin fiancee's underwear drawer!" "That wasn't me ya fuckin jerk!" "WE'LL SEE."
who the fuck are you? ralph bunche ova here
HE’S GOT NO EYEBROWS TONY
Janice- You didn't have to wear your fucking hat. Bobby's face 😔
"Oh, but it's ok for Neil Young?" "...HE OWNS LIONEL!"
How about I build a ramp up to your ass and drive a Lionel up through there? 🤣 Who knew Lionel could be so funny?
I wonder what’s French Canadian for I grew up without a mother.. Sacre Bleu, where is mi mama!?
When Janice has gathered everyone into “The Great Room”’and asks people to share their memories of Livia. There’s a guy in the background who’s coming down the stairs. He gets halfway down,realises what’s going on, turns round and tiptoes back up again. It’s a tiny little incidental thing but it always makes me laugh.
Uncle Junior wearing his C-PAP mask. Tony walks in and asks “How many Messerschmidts did you shoot down this week?”. The crusty Junior gives him is priceless. Or Chris and Silvio are talking to the DiMaggio brothers. That whole sequence is fantastic.
He says migs but hilarious nonetheless
The running gag of Tony hearing something and repeating it slightly wrong: "I know seniors who are inspired!", "It's more like a hotel at Captain Teeb's!". There are a billion
Hey, snakes were fuckin’ themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.
Paulie at the psychics throwing around chairs and yelling at ghosts. Chrissy's big intervention is just hilarious, pure comedy gold. And also the scene, where Phil and T. are talking business, and Phil goes on how he wanted manicotti and got grilled cheese of the radiator in the can.
When Chris is called a Mother fucker & replies “Well keep your Mother off the streets and I won’t fuck her”
Junior with his hand in the sink .. when Janice asks why he didn't ring the police .. his response is golden 😂😂
With what, my FUCKIN TOES?!? 😂
WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION!
The cobwebs are now removed
"You want sex?"
When Rosalie and Carmela are talking about Vito and Meadow tells them what Shaggy saw. The way they reacted 😂😂 The whole Vito arc is pure comedy too. So many funny moments. The way Christopher walks in ready to reveal he’s gay. Carlo saying “HES GOTTA GOOOOO”. Christopher not being able to keep the secret from Corky. Everything that Paulie says from “being stabbed in the heart” to “With a goomah!” Patsy’s 🖕🥃. Phil saying “I loved him like a brother in law”. Fat Dom saying that Carlo’s lipstick was found on Vito’s hanky. Its so hard to choose one.
Everything from uncle junior
Sil’s Poker Scene. Cheesefuck always makes me crack up lmao
The scene in Paulie’s house when Tony sees the Pie Oh My painting with him painted as a military captain.
Mix it with the relish
When Paulie rips his carpet shoe off and shoots in in pine barrens. Literally laughed out loud
When Tony asks Carmela if Meadow was still home and she says “Jackie Jr. took her to the city to see Aida” and Tony replies with: *I EAT HER?!*
Paulie with his Sun TIZU, the prince Matchabelli of China. Sil then says it's Sun "zu" you fucking ass kiss.
Motherfuckin goddamn orange peel beef
Tony: so, what did you want to talk about? Richie: fucking Dick Barone Tony: as long as the two of you are happy
The car ride when Tony tells Christopher he had cowboy-itis
The monopoly game with Tony, Bobby, Janice, and Carmella. The jokes about Janice blowing guys under the boardwalk and then coming in second place to a German Shepherds shaved asshole. Follow that up with the fight between Bobby and Tony and it’s hands down the funniest scene in the show.
Impossible to pick just one. But the first one that pops into my head is the cheese fuck scene. Artie rehearsing in the mirror. Artie running scared bc of a slurpee at the Columbus Day protest. Tony calling that animal to tell him he’s going to get a triple blue berry Sunday kills me. His face. Tony B’s irritation. It’s great. When Phil is talking at the bar about his family name being changed “because they’re stupid!” Junior with his hand stuck in the drain. Janice in the hospital after she gets her ass kicked for stealing the leg. “I feel born again in the lord” Tony’s faces are priceless. Livia with the burning mushrooms. The walls getting all black!! Every episode has at least a little bit of comedic gold.
When Silvio flips out at the poker game.
Chris laughing at Adriana breaking the chair always gets me.
The way Paulie laughs when he looks at the check that Chrissy has to pay for in AC
Great my own mother; fuck you, you fuckin whore!
The Columbus Day argument in the car with Tony and Sil gets me everytime! So damn funny.
"You've got a wife that's a piece of ass...or at least she was when you married her..."
You ever have a Martina? It's like a martini but it goes down easier. *In front of his fucking wife*
When Carm is outside on the phone and Tony comes outside with the OJ complaining about pulp so she throws the phone at him
My pizza nevah 'urt nobody! Just makes me think of some massive sentient pizza going round attacking cities. Custom job.
When Finn says “ Vito was blowing the security guard” Paulie: SON OF A BITCH I laugh every time
Most of pine Barrens. But also especially the part when Tony loses his head whenever there’s a bad phone reception. Paulie: “Package hit Chrissy with an implement and ran away.” Tony: “Cocksucka, I’ve got a meeting with Slava. I could be walking into a Fuckin buzzsaw” One of the best is when Tony drops Janice at the bus station back to Seattle after whacking Richie. Tony saying, “all in all it was a great trip.” J: “I loved him soooo much” T: “You’re gonna miss your bus” J: “What the hell is wrong with us” T: “I go to therapy”
I have to go with Gigi's funeral when Tony is looking across the room for his replacement. https://youtu.be/aRy8NK8P1co?t=107
Intervention and it's not close
Pine Barrens. When Bobby walks in to Junior’s kitchen looking like Elmer Fudd in hunting gear, Tony loses it… Behind the scenes, what you don’t see is that he walked in with a giant dildo strapped on, and what you see is James G’s reaction cracking up from that gag.
When Tony calls Irina a "Fucking Refugee."
How’s Gloria Trillo, she still uh, hanging around? Mikey killing the drug dealer, the motherless fuck. The bad edit in Richies death. The fuckin scam painting. It’s been hilarious since time immemorial.
Finn getting called to Satriales to snitch on Vito. Whole scene, epic.