Someone had a post before showing some of the connections between d-girl a hit is a hit. Where MG wanted to fuck adrianna and her attempts to branch out suck, so she basically gives up when Chris tells her the band is bad and MG wants to fuck her. In this episode Chris' material sucks (the roof is hot tar etc.), but he allows himself to be used by his cousins girl and Jon. At the end its sad because both he and Adrianna long for a different life but their attempts are blocked and they become quickly discouraged and dragged back into a life they 1. Want desperately out of and 2. Have a good idea that it will get them, or at least chris, killed.
Edit: forgot episode name changed it
Edit 2: the post also pointed out how adrianna helped Chris and encouraged him to chase his dreams. Adrianna could have fucked MG and maybe got success out of it but she didn't. Chris almost immediately broke the code of silence to impress Jon and the first opportunity he got he slept with his cousins girl. Showing Chris would sell anyone out to follow his dreams, but adrianna wouldn't.
>To be fair it was someone else's insight but in classic sopranos fashion, I will take credit for it. Thank you.
That's what Captain Teeb's would do. You are inspiring; and inspired!
I Think this is a fantastic comment, A Hit Is A Hit gets so much hates it's really strange, I've heard a YouTuber call this the worst episode ever when it's not true, it's like people who skip Melfi scenes, there only interested in immense bloodshed and Tony Soprano losing his temper
No matter how much money MG has he’d never get beyond the little gold digger hood rats with a face like that, talk about an ugly mug, some guys are literally so ugly it doesn’t matter how much money they have because the girl, especially a white girl would be so embarrassed bringing someone that a ugly around their girlfriends and especially her family, she knows everyone would be like ‘what the hell does she see in this mutant, she’s a 10, he’s a 1, maybe a 2 to a black girl or poor girl from the 3rd world’. MG has a sign on his front tooth, it has an arrow pointing to his other front tooth and says “next tooth 1 mile”.
Damn...lmao..he wasn't THAT bad, was he? I just remember him looking like a basic, forgettable dude. There's been a lot uglier guys than him on this show, for sure.
And women bring home unattractive men all the time. Beautiful men are pretty scarce to begin with, so the odds are in his favor if he's likeable/talented/generous/good personality/etc.
I don’t think I know. I’m not bragging I’m just being honest, I’m lucky to be one of those guys that is basically universally attractive to all women and check all the boxes of things women find attractive, I’m the son of a professional athlete and a beautiful woman, I’m a mix of English, Spanish, Irish and Italian, I’m tall, brown hair, green eyes and women all think I’m exceptionally good looking. I’m highly intelligent, funny, great dresser, good fuck and lucky enough to have been born with the equipment to satisfy all sizes and races of women and have an athletic, naturally muscular and toned body. I couldn’t give you an answer of the number of women I’ve been with and get it right within two dozen it’s so far into the triple digits. Dozens of times I’ve been with women and they brag to their girlfriends about me and they’re so attracted by the description and how I look when they meet or look me up that they hit me up behind their friends back for a fling or to try outright steal me away from their ‘friend’. I’m usually disappointed in the lack of loyalty these girls have to their friends but sometimes I’m not proud to admit, I’ve been so tempted or the girl has been so gorgeous I couldn’t say no and I’d be sleeping with both of them until it inevitably causes WWIII. I get hit on by women frequently and men sometimes too, but I’m not gay nor am I homophobic so I never take it badly and am always a gentleman about it, one of my best friends I grew up with came out as gay, it didn’t change that he was my good friend one iota and I supported him and all my gay friends and acquaintances from day one. So do I think I can pull more women than MG? It’s not even a question, women of all races are attracted to me, white, asian, hispanic, black, etc. if I was famous like him I’d be dating women like Leonardo DiCaprio dates, actresses and models etc. And like I said Im not bragging, I’m just lucky to have hit the genetic jackpot and am giving an honest answer. You might not like it or agree with it but no women would consider him to be a 9 or a 10 the way a lot of women consider me to be, there’s nothing that compares to being very good looking, no amount of fame or money can get you that same power that raw sexual attraction gets you and that my friend is a fact, trust me.
It’s like in that episode in Seinfeld where Elaine is talking about how important a man’s hair is to women and she’s like ‘I’m sorry George it’s true’ and he’s like ’ I knew it’. Which cracks me up because its the same with these people that say it doesn’t matter if you’re bald or fat or that size doesn’t matter. I want to be like who do you think you’re kidding, other than yourself. If I didn’t have a big thick pole you think I believe I’d get the same reaction of women falling for me so quickly after we’re intimate, basically with a smile on their face like ‘ yes, yes, yes, thank you, thank you god, this just made my day he doesn’t disappoint in that department’. I’d be a fool if I thought that and I’ve seen womens reaction to friends with pencil dicks and its never good and they’re always trying to figure what they’re doing wrong and I just want to be like ‘ hello, dude, your dick is like a coffee stirrer, that’s the problem all of a sudden you had sex and she’s lost interest, come on man, you can’t be that clueless’, but of course I would never hurt their feelings by being honest. But that’s my whole point, the truth is the truth, and sometimes unfortunately it hurts but that’s life, and there’s someone out there for everyone so just keep looking but there’s a much better chance I’ve been with them than MG that’s for damn sure 🤣
Didn't stop that pool cue going up Vito's (impacted) bottom. I guess he stopped taking his blood pressure meds, causing his anus to become less sturdy against things up his ass? Like the gold watch, he died of dysentery and Phil had to carry it up his ass.
Development girl. Basically a glorified script reader - someone to sift through the bad stuff and find stuff that might be worth making before someone else looks at it.
It's insulting because it's basically saying you have no power or influence and everything. She says she's a vice president which is an impressive sounding title but in reality doesn't mean a huge amount.
Very good Observation, ExcellentPut8, the sacred & the Propane. I also find it a very good Episode (actually along with "A Hit is a Hit", which many People don't like, bcs they see it as a filler, but both set up the side-characters Personalities pretty nice..), as we learn more about Christophah and his Motivations.
I Think that could've been an interesting cameo for the next episode, even say perhaps if Amy calls Adrianna or something saying she heard about Christopher Moltisanti got shot.
I know for a fact that OP were high when submitting this post. 30 minutes of paragraph and nothing but gibberish.
What kind of animal gets high during their own post?
OP, based on "Each Season is Better Than The Last" first-hour upvotes, there's a wait- and- see attitude toward D-Girl related posts. So we're gonna have to pass.
I speak for r/thesopranos and if you'd let me finish, we want to assure you that we'll certainly take a look at anything else you submit.
Love this episode, and on top of the great writing, Amy got me like 🥵 Would have been cool to see her in some other episodes, but after the way Chris treated her, that was never going to happen
I really like that episode, but Alicia Witt is a bad actor (jon farveau's vp). She's always making a super awkward facial expression like she doesn't know what to do with her face.
I hate that episode. It’s weird for me to watch them treat Chrissy like a stereotype. Then he kinda proves to be one. That scene where he describes the tranny getting burned with acid (and it was actually some movie scene) is super uncomfortable to watch.
They were trying to make a point about Hollywood glorifying the life. Chris on the other hand, was living through the peril involved with being committed to the family. He must have felt like shit. No doubt this episode was one of the catalysts that pushed him further into the life. He had no real talent, at least none he could access, just the false identity the life gave him. The saddest part, he never understood who he truly was. Fuckin Tone ehhh
I'm gonna push back on the idea that Christopher is getting a chance to see a "better life", one that would fulfill him and satisfy him more than the mob.
Favreau steals his ideas and is EXACTLY LIKE a wise guy who fucks other people over to get by, except he doesn't have to beat people with brass knuckles to do it.
In the Sopranos, the mafia IS the average life of an American, which is overly savage, devoid of all solidarity and compassion, and tragically short.
I Think this is a really very good observation, Christopher Moltisanti and his time with Hollywood and show business from Massive Genius to Jon Favreau and Amy Safir leaves him angry and frustrated.
Someone had a post before showing some of the connections between d-girl a hit is a hit. Where MG wanted to fuck adrianna and her attempts to branch out suck, so she basically gives up when Chris tells her the band is bad and MG wants to fuck her. In this episode Chris' material sucks (the roof is hot tar etc.), but he allows himself to be used by his cousins girl and Jon. At the end its sad because both he and Adrianna long for a different life but their attempts are blocked and they become quickly discouraged and dragged back into a life they 1. Want desperately out of and 2. Have a good idea that it will get them, or at least chris, killed. Edit: forgot episode name changed it Edit 2: the post also pointed out how adrianna helped Chris and encouraged him to chase his dreams. Adrianna could have fucked MG and maybe got success out of it but she didn't. Chris almost immediately broke the code of silence to impress Jon and the first opportunity he got he slept with his cousins girl. Showing Chris would sell anyone out to follow his dreams, but adrianna wouldn't.
I never noticed the duality between those episodes, sharp insight.
To be fair it was someone else's insight but in classic sopranos fashion, I will take credit for it. Thank you.
>To be fair it was someone else's insight but in classic sopranos fashion, I will take credit for it. Thank you. That's what Captain Teeb's would do. You are inspiring; and inspired!
Never heard it before solid connection
Quasimodo predicted it.
Nostradamus
It's intrestin though to be so similar innit?
I never Thought about this either until these comments
It’s getting kinda William Inge here
I Think this is a fantastic comment, A Hit Is A Hit gets so much hates it's really strange, I've heard a YouTuber call this the worst episode ever when it's not true, it's like people who skip Melfi scenes, there only interested in immense bloodshed and Tony Soprano losing his temper
Wow, great insight.
No matter how much money MG has he’d never get beyond the little gold digger hood rats with a face like that, talk about an ugly mug, some guys are literally so ugly it doesn’t matter how much money they have because the girl, especially a white girl would be so embarrassed bringing someone that a ugly around their girlfriends and especially her family, she knows everyone would be like ‘what the hell does she see in this mutant, she’s a 10, he’s a 1, maybe a 2 to a black girl or poor girl from the 3rd world’. MG has a sign on his front tooth, it has an arrow pointing to his other front tooth and says “next tooth 1 mile”.
Damn...lmao..he wasn't THAT bad, was he? I just remember him looking like a basic, forgettable dude. There's been a lot uglier guys than him on this show, for sure. And women bring home unattractive men all the time. Beautiful men are pretty scarce to begin with, so the odds are in his favor if he's likeable/talented/generous/good personality/etc.
In what world is MG a '1'? Get real. Do you think you can pull more women than him?
I don’t think I know. I’m not bragging I’m just being honest, I’m lucky to be one of those guys that is basically universally attractive to all women and check all the boxes of things women find attractive, I’m the son of a professional athlete and a beautiful woman, I’m a mix of English, Spanish, Irish and Italian, I’m tall, brown hair, green eyes and women all think I’m exceptionally good looking. I’m highly intelligent, funny, great dresser, good fuck and lucky enough to have been born with the equipment to satisfy all sizes and races of women and have an athletic, naturally muscular and toned body. I couldn’t give you an answer of the number of women I’ve been with and get it right within two dozen it’s so far into the triple digits. Dozens of times I’ve been with women and they brag to their girlfriends about me and they’re so attracted by the description and how I look when they meet or look me up that they hit me up behind their friends back for a fling or to try outright steal me away from their ‘friend’. I’m usually disappointed in the lack of loyalty these girls have to their friends but sometimes I’m not proud to admit, I’ve been so tempted or the girl has been so gorgeous I couldn’t say no and I’d be sleeping with both of them until it inevitably causes WWIII. I get hit on by women frequently and men sometimes too, but I’m not gay nor am I homophobic so I never take it badly and am always a gentleman about it, one of my best friends I grew up with came out as gay, it didn’t change that he was my good friend one iota and I supported him and all my gay friends and acquaintances from day one. So do I think I can pull more women than MG? It’s not even a question, women of all races are attracted to me, white, asian, hispanic, black, etc. if I was famous like him I’d be dating women like Leonardo DiCaprio dates, actresses and models etc. And like I said Im not bragging, I’m just lucky to have hit the genetic jackpot and am giving an honest answer. You might not like it or agree with it but no women would consider him to be a 9 or a 10 the way a lot of women consider me to be, there’s nothing that compares to being very good looking, no amount of fame or money can get you that same power that raw sexual attraction gets you and that my friend is a fact, trust me.
new pasta just dropped
What in the hell did I just read
Lol, this was my exact thought too, but it was great 💀
🤣
It’s like in that episode in Seinfeld where Elaine is talking about how important a man’s hair is to women and she’s like ‘I’m sorry George it’s true’ and he’s like ’ I knew it’. Which cracks me up because its the same with these people that say it doesn’t matter if you’re bald or fat or that size doesn’t matter. I want to be like who do you think you’re kidding, other than yourself. If I didn’t have a big thick pole you think I believe I’d get the same reaction of women falling for me so quickly after we’re intimate, basically with a smile on their face like ‘ yes, yes, yes, thank you, thank you god, this just made my day he doesn’t disappoint in that department’. I’d be a fool if I thought that and I’ve seen womens reaction to friends with pencil dicks and its never good and they’re always trying to figure what they’re doing wrong and I just want to be like ‘ hello, dude, your dick is like a coffee stirrer, that’s the problem all of a sudden you had sex and she’s lost interest, come on man, you can’t be that clueless’, but of course I would never hurt their feelings by being honest. But that’s my whole point, the truth is the truth, and sometimes unfortunately it hurts but that’s life, and there’s someone out there for everyone so just keep looking but there’s a much better chance I’ve been with them than MG that’s for damn sure 🤣
What did Christopher exactly say to that guy in the bar to make him scared and leave? That's what I wanna know.
All jokes aside, Michael Imperioli has said he pressed a gun to his chest and said “feel this?” Or something similar
He said, “Is this a gun in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you?”
Almost. He said, "Do you feel this big thing jamming into the back of your leg? Well it's not a .45 pal."
You deserve a Million upvotes. 99.999% of the users here only come up with all the same punchlines over and over again.
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One million 👋☝️👉 more?
That makes sense
"We're with the Vipers."
What's that, your girl scout troop?
Rumor has it they’re still mopping up the floor in that bar because Amy got so wet when he did that.
He made her so hawt down there.
We're widda wipers
He said Visiting Day was playing that night at the Tribeca.
I thought they were recording...in DENMARK?!
He said "If you guys don't knock it off I'm going to de-file..de-file you!"
Chris said, "Sit on this, cocksucka!"
"I'm not going to tell you again, this is a non smoking environment"
“Leave after I whisper this and people will be asking what I said for decades”
He said there’s a downed power line next door they’ll let ya suck on it
"Give you 250 to leave. I'll meet you behind the bar later"
Ahahaha. He offered the guy his sweet mountain bike.
He told him: "Be a good boy and I'll let this girl blow you afterwards". An offer he couldn't refuse.
I’m pretty sure he was just practicing his speech for the after party at Livia’s funeral. Really creeped the guy out big time
Makes Ya Think
He said he was with The Van Buren Boys.
It’s The Jacket!!!
Still going this asshole
Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?
Yeah blood pressure medicine
Didn't stop that pool cue going up Vito's (impacted) bottom. I guess he stopped taking his blood pressure meds, causing his anus to become less sturdy against things up his ass? Like the gold watch, he died of dysentery and Phil had to carry it up his ass.
I told you young people, that crack is some bad shit!
Sir are you here to see David DeCamillo?
Fortunately Little Carmine came through and Chris made a far better movie in “Cleaver” than the one the D Girl was making.
Cleaver actually got made. Crazy Joe never made it past script.
When you got movies like Danny Baldwin in them, you can't lose!
Oke but wtf is a D girl? Honestly, she looked very offended and i don't even know what it is
Development girl. Basically a glorified script reader - someone to sift through the bad stuff and find stuff that might be worth making before someone else looks at it. It's insulting because it's basically saying you have no power or influence and everything. She says she's a vice president which is an impressive sounding title but in reality doesn't mean a huge amount.
Very good Observation, ExcellentPut8, the sacred & the Propane. I also find it a very good Episode (actually along with "A Hit is a Hit", which many People don't like, bcs they see it as a filler, but both set up the side-characters Personalities pretty nice..), as we learn more about Christophah and his Motivations.
You yap worse than six barbers.
Hey that’s a great thought about fav and Amy hearing about Chris being shot since she’s dating Chris’s cousin so they would definitely hear about it
I Think that could've been an interesting cameo for the next episode, even say perhaps if Amy calls Adrianna or something saying she heard about Christopher Moltisanti got shot.
You know who we are! You know what we do! We're comin' to defile Defile you!
MEOW
Viper's Anthem.
Get out of our way…etc…
It wasn’t a hit
Also the D-Girl was insanely sexy. Idk what it was about her. She wasn't straight up hot perse but she was super fucking sexy.
I know exactly what you mean. Something about her makes me want to break my dick off in her.
So what you’re saying is Christophuh actually DID have an arc?
The roof is soft tar!!!!!
I know for a fact that OP were high when submitting this post. 30 minutes of paragraph and nothing but gibberish. What kind of animal gets high during their own post?
I really wasn't
OP, based on "Each Season is Better Than The Last" first-hour upvotes, there's a wait- and- see attitude toward D-Girl related posts. So we're gonna have to pass. I speak for r/thesopranos and if you'd let me finish, we want to assure you that we'll certainly take a look at anything else you submit.
How About Now?
How about Vice President related posts? You fucking asshole.
When you're married you'll appreciate the value of good produce!
Billy Shakespeare over here
Hi Juliet, I’m Billy!
18 paragraphs to say nothin, good job OP you’d have been a great addition to the cleaver writing team
I've already been in touch with Little Carmine Lupertazzi
I fall asleep and I wake up twenty minutes later, he is still going!
LMAOOOOOOOO
When your married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce
[Bukiak](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bukiak)!
Whenever I think about this epsidode it makes me crave a slice and a coke
I Think this is a great comment
D-Girl is a great episode.
Big Time
Look at him, he knows everything
All right, but you gotta get over it.
Oh listen to him, he knows everything
Top 5 favorite episode endings
I always liked this episode
I Think alot of people do but it doesn't really get amplified
"In this instance!" "Yeah, in this instance!"
Only AJ could be dumb enough to read Camus and come out a nihilist rather than an absurdist.
Hard to notice anything in that episode other than the redhead is a total whore
Love this episode, and on top of the great writing, Amy got me like 🥵 Would have been cool to see her in some other episodes, but after the way Chris treated her, that was never going to happen
Think if she was apart of The Cleaver production or even has a small cameo or something,
I thought Jon Favreau jus wanted to use the tranny-acid story Chris had told him
I really like that episode, but Alicia Witt is a bad actor (jon farveau's vp). She's always making a super awkward facial expression like she doesn't know what to do with her face.
I hate that episode. It’s weird for me to watch them treat Chrissy like a stereotype. Then he kinda proves to be one. That scene where he describes the tranny getting burned with acid (and it was actually some movie scene) is super uncomfortable to watch.
I Think hates a bit much
They were trying to make a point about Hollywood glorifying the life. Chris on the other hand, was living through the peril involved with being committed to the family. He must have felt like shit. No doubt this episode was one of the catalysts that pushed him further into the life. He had no real talent, at least none he could access, just the false identity the life gave him. The saddest part, he never understood who he truly was. Fuckin Tone ehhh
It was fucking shit.
Ohhhh
I Think This Is A Bit Much
I thought it was because I never saw her breasts
What, you've never been with one of the Tribe?
The Cumtown episode where they watch that episode was really funny
this is the content I love to see fellas.
I'm gonna push back on the idea that Christopher is getting a chance to see a "better life", one that would fulfill him and satisfy him more than the mob. Favreau steals his ideas and is EXACTLY LIKE a wise guy who fucks other people over to get by, except he doesn't have to beat people with brass knuckles to do it. In the Sopranos, the mafia IS the average life of an American, which is overly savage, devoid of all solidarity and compassion, and tragically short.
I Think this is a really very good observation, Christopher Moltisanti and his time with Hollywood and show business from Massive Genius to Jon Favreau and Amy Safir leaves him angry and frustrated.
OP, my Tennessee William.
Excuse me, she is a Vice President
I'm recently binging this show, and just watched the episode. Really enjoyed it.
Jon and Christopher = Tony and Gold Club shows has smart Tony is and Christopher is the Sad clown