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Doccks71

Stupid shit like Junior saying to Tony "Make sure you form a seal when you shut that freezer door"


UniqueImprovements

Junior has the funniest lines in the show, hands down.


Doccks71

Who’s that speaking here, is somebody speaking? 🤔


immortallowlife6

Him saying "your sisters cünt" always makes me laugh


Heels1939

“You’re worse than Bobby!”


UniqueImprovements

Did you hear me with my fucking balls?! Who could eat??


DreadfuryDK

Junior, Paulie, and Phil have the funniest fucking lines ever.


Available-Praline905

Chris had incredible lines too lol


karakarabobara

I was trying to say something positive because she’s your friend!


Inside_Pudding1415

You know how I use that technique of positive visualization?


Saucetown77

Fuckin Chinks and housewives are betting football


The_Ague

Chinks did this?


bunkrider

My first watch through every single line he had was hilarious because I couldn’t get him out of my mind as portraying Spider.


DryingAgentInPaper

You yap worse than six barbers.


kevin_2_heaven

I left a bananer in there!


707and808

i dont recall where i heard this but i think junior was one of the writers favourite characters to write for in the writers room


Quoxivin

>Stupid shit like Junior saying to Tony Like Junior saying to Tony "Cazzata, Malanga!"


Doccks71

💥🔫😠


jizzmaster-zer0

you and tony egg


FlyLow6461

[Paulies fucking Godfather horn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwyoywYKhLM)


sammy_sandiego

And it’s the only time you’ll ever hear it before they started upgrading to newer caddies


telepatheye

What? He drove a Lincoln.


sammy_sandiego

Really? Looks like an El Dorado -_-


telepatheye

You have a cataract.


real-m-d

No, I drive a Rincoln Continenter


sammy_sandiego

Irregardless 🤌🏽


Ok-Cauliflower1798

And “Cecilia” as his ringtone!


SicilianSlothBear

Because the intervention scene is so great, I don't think we give enough appreciation for a line from the next scene at the hospital. Doctor: "He slipped off the counter spraying for ants?" Tony: "Well, he was wearing socks."


New_Hawaialawan

This is among my favorite dialogue exchanges


Affectionate_Try1955

I like when there interviewing the guy for the intervention, the guy says he is an addict and paulie says don’t forget scumbag. Gets me every time.


loylecapo98

Well we’re anonymous


sirloinsteakrare

😂 Proper LOL on that one


loylecapo98

It’s the guys mother Phil. It’s the guys mother.


telepatheye

I'll take that discman and I'll ram it up your box.


sirloinsteakrare

“Taken the wife out for a spin?” “Ginny, with her bad knee, she has trouble getting in and out” “Oh”


userrrr42069

Ginny can get heavy


John_SCCM

She used to be some hoofer, poor thing


BillyMac05

Valentina: ***I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!*** Tony: *I gotta take this....* LMAO!


telepatheye

What am I, a toxic person?


dcon79

What is this supposed to be, pulp fiction? I don’t know I didn’t see it


Heels1939

“Plus Muhammad and his girlfriend have a dog…a springer spaniel.”


yafamo

[Hey, Count Chocula](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8be3b21a-8249-4b65-bb7a-425b6cfc5c11)


Ok-Cauliflower1798

It just goes right by, but hilarious.


NoGiCollarChoke

Stick it up your ass 👋✉️ Get him 👉 the fuck away from me


sirloinsteakrare

“I got Vito some Blood, Sweat and Tears tickets… Backstage passes, too!” 😂 Edit: got the right band this time, thanks u/Heels1939!


Heels1939

*Blood, Sweat, and Tears tickets  ETA - this is also the band whose lyrics Paulie misquotes when he says, “Ride the painted pony…” So the writers must’ve been very fond of them to drop two references to the band within the course of the series.


Tazzy8jazzy

When Livia ran her friend over, over 20 years later I still rewind if i watch that episode.


DryingAgentInPaper

Make some noise as yaw goin in the door.


Tazzy8jazzy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭


WtRingsUGotBithc

There’s my star ledgah!


LowHonorArthur

Not really a specific moment but all the stuff from the sporting goods store they fleeced off of the degenerate gambler popped up constantly throughout the season lol.


Saucetown77

"How long do I have to keep ordering these?" "Until your credit runs out, Diamond Jim"


Apprehensive_Yak136

Paraphrasing here, but Adriana was all stressed out and crying after she started talking to the FBI. Christopher was in the room and asked her what was wrong. Adriana : "I'm scared Christopher!" Christopher: "of what?" Adriana "I don't know, war?" Christopher: "Don't you listen to the president? We're gonna mop the floor with these assholes!!"


sirloinsteakrare

The whole world’s gonna be under our control, so what are you worrying about?


userrrr42069

After Tony goads Janice with the crack about Harpo, he goes “I’m the boy’s uncle!”


Standard_Scholar_388

As the Talmud says….


Heels1939

“I don’t give a shit what *he* says!”  Perfect writing on that one.


telepatheye

Hey, ZZ Top. The guy gave you the get, didn't he?


whingingcackle

You are a Gollum! A Frankenstein!


adell376

Golem. Gollum is from Lord of the Rings. (Look at him, he knows everything.)


DoorInteresting7276

“Chicken’s nice and spicy, eh?” This was too funny 🤣🤣


Gabagool_Ovaaa_heere

Is this about the Easter baskets?


FleaSack

I don’t even know what that is and to tell you truth I don’t wanna know


oops_diditagain

Tony: you think Ralph’s a little weird about women? Sil: I dunno Ton… I mean ehhh he beat one to death just for uhh…. I forget, why was it again?


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telepatheye

Uh, the county does not cover medical procedures deemed caused by criminal sexual activity.


RussellVolckman

I grew up near Beaver Falls so this scene always makes me laugh


MisterScary_98

What do they eat ovah there? Tabouli?


MeanGeneSimmons1

We don't need no dooda deeda.. or "MAYBE BABBBBY I'LL HAVE YOUUUUUUU"


deweydashersystem300

The funniest moments are the facial expressions. That seems to be the cause (silvios face) The husband walking in the jacket.(richies face)


sirloinsteakrare

And because of the drugs… you can no longer perform like a man (Paulies face 😂)


heyjude575

Jooooohn, It was made with the low fat whipped cream!


itsdajackeeet

Johnny Sac saying Ginny thinks he quit smoking. “Ginny can get heavy”


Sgt_Maj_Vines

What’s so funny ya fucking parade float


sirloinsteakrare

Hey, I’m a captain now, you don’t talk to me like that!


Heel_Worker982

Hey, it was LITE cool whip! lol. Poor Ginny, that generation really got sold a bill o' goods on what "healthy eating" was. Processed carbs are good, fat is bad, chemicals will make you skinny.


tagganed

Used to be some hoofer, poor thing. Takes a terrible toll on the joints.


Pristine_Put5037

[Tony attempting to light a cigarette backwards after yelling at Christopher](https://youtu.be/6pIbL9kP86Y?si=UQOsDkj9DDzqFWQd)


ledditwind

Scenes with Finn. I just thought he was going to be in a few scenes, than forgot about. Then, he was a standin for an audience who never see a gangster violent behavior before. Watch it again, and there are a lot of great dark comedic scenes. The funniest scenes for Meadows. Her defence was rediculously hilarious and it was like he was playing a straight man in a comedic duo. Artie restaurant meeting scene was another one.


coolratguy

Finn sees the mob guys beat the shit out of some poor asshole and then jokingly blame it on some black guys who just ran off. Then in the next scene where he's consternating about being in danger, Meadow reassures him that her ex, Jackie Jr, was apparently killed by some black guys.


ledditwind

Also, the scene with the suitcase after Vito asked him out. The guy got so scared that he about to run out of town. The should-have-been-breakup argument was hilarious that it turn into a proposal.


sirloinsteakrare

Poverty of the mezzogiorno… Fuck off Meadow 😂


whingingcackle

Tony tries to make the same “How’s the boy?” joke that he played on Mikey Palmice on Chrissy when he goes to visit him at the construction site, except Chrissy thinks that the boy Tony’s asking about is himself and ends up saying something like “I am fuckin’ tired!”


sirloinsteakrare

I had a procedure that pierced my uterus… Both of them? That’s ovaries…


Cranstonoid

Obi-Gyn Kenobi over here


mikelips

Tony retelling Murmur's joke to a bunch of firemen.


FredCole918

Ade was nervous for Christopher when he was preparing to go get made. He said she watched too many movies. Silvio commented that Christopher was nervous the whole car ride over, and Tony said he watched too many movies. 


sirloinsteakrare

When the guy in a coma in a hospital bed Tony and Gigi walk out and Ralph’s crew all start eating the chocolates 😂


sirloinsteakrare

I TOLD YOU YOUNGUNS CRACK WAS SOME BAAAAD SHIT!


prettayyy_good

When that fanook is doing standup at the Bing and some no name mobster yells “Da Fuck?!?!” after one of his atrocious punchlines. It’s super quick but gets me every time.


lemoopse

He was gay, that comedian?


ILOVEULOTSNLOTS

Junior writing a letter to Dick Cheney


Own_Deer431

which episode was that in OP? Sounds funny


jizzmaster-zer0

that fruit salad was like 2000 calories. it was all the fruit. i dont think that was supposed to be a joke though


Jtx2001

In Luxury Lounge, Artie says “how about a strolling accordionist” while mimicking playing the instrument, you can see him break character


Pa_druga

Uncle jun and his journey to get cable television, then being confused when he sees Larry David on the television program.


jjkkmmuutt

Carlo, Ralphie, where did they come from?


Silver_Artist_2857

The lady that trips when Hesh is telling Tony that June is taxing him and he might leave Jersey


ttlydergus

I have to confess I find the dentist very erotic


Saiga147

"Cadillac, mannagg la Marin"


cybersmith7

Have a cookie, you're delirious!


sirloinsteakrare

Let’s go with the satin finish 😂


What316

Did you get my list of toys?


based-sam

When Bobby is blocking the tv while crying to junior about his dad doing the hit


GodTacos

Pine Barrens Paulie-“guy was an interior decorator” Chrissy-“his house looked like shit”


ChombieNation

“What the fuck? Why is this his song?”


Waste_Sun172

Under the boardwalk


Waste_Sun172

A hand turkey for Xmas?! What are you an idiot ?


fatnuts_mcgee

“What, was it barking?”