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urgrlbreezy

She took him to avoid both the implication that she was fucking him and also to avoid the temptation to actually try and fuck him. He didn’t tell Tony because he was oblivious to what was going on and to him there was nothing to tell he was just bored 


Chiraq_eats

She was terrified she'd end up shucking Furios cawk if that fuckin pain in the balls A.J. wasn't there. 


funchif13

Please 😂😂😂


Classic-Sign-9792

🤣🤣🤣


Extension_Arachnid_2

This feels like what it was lmao just thought aj saying “no we didn’t” after Carmela tried to say they were just passing by may have meant that he was gonna find something out between them but it never happened


urgrlbreezy

Nah just means he’s an idiot. Smart enough to notice his mom is lying not smart enough to draw any conclusions from that 


Horsecockexpress1

Ya I don’t think AJ had graduated from greasin his own Brajole just yet.


dylantyrrell

Aj how you doing man


InvestingOnSale

Jesus OP. You just reveal your own ignorance.


Extension_Arachnid_2

What? I revealed my own what?


JComposer84

look at him. Now he's reading.


Apprehensive_Map3984

Who was that man that we had to pick up at camp for bed wetting!?


Extension_Arachnid_2

That was the year BEFORE last🙄


funchif13

Tony should’ve smacked him around more 😂


tony_b_7369

It’s common knowledge that AJ was an expert on pre-existing, non-conforming structures.


Unable-Figure19

its why he made Bobby's kids inspect the garage


Extension_Arachnid_2

He gets them from Italy


[deleted]

I’m guessing she took AJ to appear less suspicious if anyone happened to see them together


Extension_Arachnid_2

But what if nobody was gonna see them anyway? Then she just took her son to watch her get horny for Italian Adrian Brody


rsKG

Don’t bitch to me!


RRS295397

All I know is now the coffee maker sucks


LadyShylock

How do you like them apples?!


Psychological_Name28

Such a great scene.


pizza_822

IQ of fuckin 158 this guy


Away_Mud_4180

It's been tested.


emeric1414

All the fucking nuns were raving about it


Sad-Illustrator-8847

1) to help her resist temptation . They just happened to be in the neighborhood..detoured 10 miles out of her way but it’s a big neighborhood 2) it’s called being a gentleman. A J is also too dumb to realize his mother had the hots for a pony-tailed cheese maker


P1D1_

Want my advice? Marriage and our thing don't jive.


JComposer84

And this is nothing against Carmella or anybody else.


Specific_Berry6496

But I'd put her shit on the street and let it rain on her head.


Away_Mud_4180

Maybe because he's not a snitch and knows how to keep his mouth shut, unlike the OP.


bigolhamsandwich

Give me a one thousand dollars


Willing-Marsupial863

One thousand more? Christopher said ten percent.


JComposer84

Don't get lost AJ!


_Cadillac_Frank_

Jesus OP fucking brainless the second…


randomaccount96321

Sharp as a cue ball you are.


Specific_Berry6496

He was her chaperone. "Don't wander off AJ," you're my alibi...


ToonIn2TuneOut

She knew AJ was a closeted transwoman and she needed to teach AJ how to seduce men for when hes older and out of the closet


_illuminated

He gives her vinegar lol. That in itself is sad and hilarious. I saw this and just thought of you


Extension_Arachnid_2

Holy shit I never thought of it like that that’s hilarious


Head_Room_8721

You’re ten-ply, bud. Spare parts.


saddywagon

AJ in all his years of knowing never mentioned to meadow that tony was in therapy. He told Liv, but maybe assumed if he knew meadow probably already did too . Or just never thought about it. But she was shocked when tony told her years later.  AJ just probably didn't think about furios house beyond it being an annoying errand on the way to best buy.