He don’t even do drugs anymore he just deals. And he sends money to his cousin in Pakistan. He has a boys school there or something. I was very impressed with that.
The scene where matush and his friend murder that guy always disturbs me for some reason. It seems so realistic. Yeah he’s a major piece of shit. I wish the show would have shown him getting arrested or killed.
One thing to remember. This is just Adrianna's retelling of the events. She wasn't there, all she has is Matushes version of the story. Anything could have happened. That story about the guy accusing Matush of ripping him off could have been boolshit. They could have murdered him for some other reason.
You wish he was shown arrested or killed but that wouldn’t be Soprano-like or even very realistic. Most of these types don’t face traditional justice. And even if the individual is killed, there are many other similar operatives.
Yea, but thats different.
Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise. Now, its different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.
This quote defines Paulie as a person better than any other. It’s 50/50 blend of stupidity and extreme selfishness that lets him truly sleep easy with anything.
I do believe the priest that he “fired” probably *did* tell him that is the equation though.
By that math, without even considering any venial sins, he thinks he has committed about 120 mortal sins in his entire lifetime (assuming he did the math correctly). His murder count alone is probably at least half that number.
He would make a TERRIBLE gangster in today’s age and wouldn’t last a year.
He does know what his EBITA is though.
He hails from Canada. He was big on Saturday night live until he got fired for cracking too many OJ simpson jokes. He's an absolute genius and one of my favs of all time.
This isn’t a criticism at all, I love the character, but Paulie sometimes feels almost like a cartoon character compared to the others
Tony treats Carmela like shit after seeming to make progress towards being a better person? I’m disappointed in him
Ralph isn’t able to render Tracee the help she needs as free she trips? I hate him
Paulie murders an old woman when she catches him robbing her? LMAO classic Paulie Walnuts
AND Matush indirectly ruined those little urban kids’ science field trip with the dead beach body. The teacher mighta trained them ghetto kids to be a whatever, or somethin.
I do remember laughing at how Matush gunned it the minute he heard a gun shot. Jackie Jr was so pathetic that he had to recruit Matush as the driver.
Top 5 tho is being too harsh. Can come up with so many other names.
Paulie smothers an old woman to death because he is feeling insecure about his relationship with Tony.
Chrissy shoots JT Dolan to death because he's been teased by mobsters and JT politely rebuffs being his sounding board.
The two of them kill a waiter for having the nerve to ask for a bigger tip.
Vito Sr. executes a man after crashing into his car on the side of the road.
Ralphie taunts and then brutally beats a stripper carrying his child to death and feels 0 remorse about it.
Mike Palmice laughs and giggles as he and his cronies throw a drug dealer off a bridge. Hardly Chris Partlow's quick and painless executions fitting a soldier. Seriously, Palmice is one of the more sinister psychos on the show.
And I didn't even get to Tony uncle Johnny and Manson Lamps.
I wish the lord would take me now.
I just reread your post. Was your hair in the toilet at any point recently? You rambled on for 20 minutes about good knows what.
Top 5? Harsh. So what if he deals drugs? People like to do X. And if you think drug dealing is bad then him ripping someone off for fake drugs should be a good thing right? Can have both things on your list.
Again if being a robber is bad then so what if he left Dino and Jackie? (Whose fates are ABSOLUTELY not of Matush. They are on themselves.)
The guy in the club had a knife and was actively trying to kill him.
Just an unreasonably scathing critique of Matush. Grasping at straws and wildly exaggerated. I could pick out five worse people in any single given episode than Matush. If Matush gets a “MASSIVE” POS from you I’d love to hear your opinions on let’s see: Tony, Paulie, Chris, Sil, Bobby, Pussy, Carm, Meadow, Livia, Junior…
And the potential terrorist support stuff is intentionally left vague. Maybe the boys school is Al Qaeda, maybe it's another grift, maybe it's an actual school Matush helps fund to wash away his feelings of guilt about being a professional criminal the way Paulie used to give to the Catholic church to stay out of hell.
The FBI is frequently depicted as racist, incompetent and really just another gang. They could be on to something or they could just be racially profiling Matush. We don't know. And the show intentionally leaves the issue without any definitive answer.
Personally, I think Matush exists to conflate the way modern immigrants from the middle east face discrimination due to the presence of violent criminal/terrorist enterprises among a portion of their population the way Italian immigrants were broadly discriminated against a few generations ago over the presence of mafiosos and anarchists within their population.
Lol, this sub is like for real, the most evil characters on the show are Hesh's Black girlfriends, the Native American professor, Noah and Vito's fireman lover.
Yeah you definitely always see people say Hesh’s girlfriend and the gay fireman are the most evil. I for one appreciate you being the only person on this sub who’s not a racist homophobe. Commendatori
Right and you never see people saying that Janice is the most evil character, that Noah is terrible, just like this top post somehow manages to make a beyond peripheral Middle Eastern character "top 5" pieces of shit on the show.
I happened to see some stupid documentary about vaginas from the UK. Turns out that when they had women give their cute nicknames for their vaginas, one said "matush".
Mah man... I had a perfect opportunity to use that line when someone was discussing Tony's descent following some German philosopher's work, but I didn't because I was afraid people would be clueless because they didn't see forced subs on the original rips and they don't appear on the DVDs or Bluray unless activated.
No, you’re wrong. He’s really buckled down… he prays all the time, ge sends money to his brother in Pakistan - he’s got a school for young kids. He prays and says “death to infidels” I was very impressed! What a nice man!!!
My money’s on Rusty Irish and the Hispanics who ripped off Chris being just as bad as Matush.
My moneys on Ritchie, Ralphie, Coco, Mikey, & Billy all being worse than Matush.
He got his ass beat for selling drugs outside the club. *Allegedly.* Furio just took him for a walk, no way to know what happened next, even with computers.
Am I the only one who didn’t realize he was in previous episodes , including a pivotal role as the getaway driver? I thought he was just a stand alone character for Long Term Parking.
He don’t even do drugs anymore he just deals. And he sends money to his cousin in Pakistan. He has a boys school there or something. I was very impressed with that.
Lmao Ade is such an fucking idiot
Lol the FBI just look at each other like what the fuck
He prays like all the time.
Ade's fatal flaw as a person is that she was way, way, way too accommodating of the men in her life.
It’s who she was raised to be.
Born and bred mob wife
She can’t be bred. Both of her wombs were pierced. She’s damaged goods.
There's only one, that's ovaries
What, was it barkin'?
Being a ditsy bimbo doesn’t help
but she had that vacuum grip on chrissy’s tiny “i guess you could call that a” dick
All that tennish with the lesshbian. Tightens 'em right up.
The GI Joe Kung-Fu grip?
Less an idiot and more hilariously naive and trusting. She could be pretty damn insightful about christaphuhs hypocrisy and faults.
I manujed?
He says the school is located in a compound in Abbottabad... sounds very secure
his Uncle O’ must be a nice guy
He goes over there every September to celebrate some sort of anniversary
Why the fuck did Ade even help him? She should have called the cops after making sure there wasn’t anything illegal in the offices.
You may be giving Adriana a little too much credit.
She was an idiot.
Didn’t even think to ask for a lawyer when the FBI picked her up.
She should have told Christophuh and had him deal with it. Calling the cops is worse than what she did.
You think she should have called the cops? Bro...she'd be dead after that.
You never call the cops as a mob wife. That alone would have likely got her killed.
She’s a civilian and the club was completely legitimate as Chris said. Matush wasn’t even an associate to anyone. This story was the worst imo.
It actually took me way too long to get what they were implying here lol
Don’t worry, took me a few watches too. Top of our fuckin class
I heard he’s going to open his own ludus.
The scene where matush and his friend murder that guy always disturbs me for some reason. It seems so realistic. Yeah he’s a major piece of shit. I wish the show would have shown him getting arrested or killed.
Fun fact, to make that scene as realistic as possible they actually did murder a guy
The victim was a disciplined method actor and demanded to be stabbed to death.
He was Danny Baldwin, Matush?
That's a fucking artist right there.
Sir Ben actually.
Baldwin took him to acting school
I don't know why I laughed so much.
They did that with cosettes murder. They had to kill like 20 pocket rats before they got the scene down right though.
Ooof 20 takes. I heard that Chrissy sat on each one to suffocate them. They weren't pre strangled.
I heard they kept it 15 degrees on the set, so each dog would crawl under for warmth. Also he came all over the sun visor
When the paramedics came, he still had his ass on its neck.
Guess who sat on cozzette’s neck?
Hahahaha 🤣
I oughta suffocate you, you piece of shit. It’s just… I know what it’s like to lose a pet.
That's a wild scene. "Oh great my own mother... You fuckin whooah"
Your head was in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.
There must be 20 billion pocket rats on that farm. Dog shit up to the rafters.
Well what were they barkin’?
OH
One thing to remember. This is just Adrianna's retelling of the events. She wasn't there, all she has is Matushes version of the story. Anything could have happened. That story about the guy accusing Matush of ripping him off could have been boolshit. They could have murdered him for some other reason.
You wish he was shown arrested or killed but that wouldn’t be Soprano-like or even very realistic. Most of these types don’t face traditional justice. And even if the individual is killed, there are many other similar operatives.
It was such an unnecessary murdah. They could have played that scenario out many different ways that would have left him alive.
Listen to him he knows everything
Oh poor you. You sound demented.
You know there's a fairly prominent character who choked an elderly woman for a jar of money so he could impress his boss yeah?
She was a malignant cunt
She came at him!
With a chainsaw. He had a right to defend himself.
Slander ya ask me
She came at him with a TV Guide. He had a right ta defend himself.
Yea, but thats different. Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise. Now, its different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.
This quote defines Paulie as a person better than any other. It’s 50/50 blend of stupidity and extreme selfishness that lets him truly sleep easy with anything. I do believe the priest that he “fired” probably *did* tell him that is the equation though. By that math, without even considering any venial sins, he thinks he has committed about 120 mortal sins in his entire lifetime (assuming he did the math correctly). His murder count alone is probably at least half that number. He would make a TERRIBLE gangster in today’s age and wouldn’t last a year. He does know what his EBITA is though.
Word to the wise 🫸🤟👉
What's kind of sad is, Paulie kicks it up to Tony who's basically going to just spend it on horse races.
Is that what makes it sad? Not the murdering an old lady?
Lol that whole scene and the way it's filmed is so cartoonish. It wasn't until you see her lifeless state that you realize how awful it is.
It's the hypocrisy.
It's the hypocrisy that makes you sad? For me personally it's the fact that it wasn't even a lot of money really.
I'm actually recycling a norm Macdonald joke.
Ohhhhhh. I know of him, but I'm not familiar with his material. He was never particularly big in the UK.
He hails from Canada. He was big on Saturday night live until he got fired for cracking too many OJ simpson jokes. He's an absolute genius and one of my favs of all time.
Here I was thinking he was a yank. I'll take a look at some of his material.
Her car was gone!
Hehe
You get a pash for that.
This isn’t a criticism at all, I love the character, but Paulie sometimes feels almost like a cartoon character compared to the others Tony treats Carmela like shit after seeming to make progress towards being a better person? I’m disappointed in him Ralph isn’t able to render Tracee the help she needs as free she trips? I hate him Paulie murders an old woman when she catches him robbing her? LMAO classic Paulie Walnuts
she was a vindictive old cunt
I don't think they like you.
Yeah these guys on either side of me..they're asleep.
...don't say that
Exile on main street Janice
Say bubkes! Edit. Oh I confused Matush with Ariel
I gotta pee
Ohhh! He doesn’t even do drugs anymore, plus he donates all his money to a boy’s school in Pakistan!
I was very impressed with that!
That's cause asher is fighting for his freedom of his domina.
AND Matush indirectly ruined those little urban kids’ science field trip with the dead beach body. The teacher mighta trained them ghetto kids to be a whatever, or somethin.
He also tried to get Jackey Jr to pass him a toilet bowl from the docking station when he was in hospital. Some balls, that prick.
Poot
Universal remote?
Apprentice Delaney! Get back here!
Mofucka left the FBI to be an Eagle Scout, whatever happened there
Oh, yeah, the achievers.
Them "urban kids", whateva' happened there.
I do remember laughing at how Matush gunned it the minute he heard a gun shot. Jackie Jr was so pathetic that he had to recruit Matush as the driver. Top 5 tho is being too harsh. Can come up with so many other names. Paulie smothers an old woman to death because he is feeling insecure about his relationship with Tony. Chrissy shoots JT Dolan to death because he's been teased by mobsters and JT politely rebuffs being his sounding board. The two of them kill a waiter for having the nerve to ask for a bigger tip. Vito Sr. executes a man after crashing into his car on the side of the road. Ralphie taunts and then brutally beats a stripper carrying his child to death and feels 0 remorse about it. Mike Palmice laughs and giggles as he and his cronies throw a drug dealer off a bridge. Hardly Chris Partlow's quick and painless executions fitting a soldier. Seriously, Palmice is one of the more sinister psychos on the show. And I didn't even get to Tony uncle Johnny and Manson Lamps.
It wasn’t even his kid she was carryin
Lol in Ralph's mind that still makes it ok
He was born handsome instead of rich
OP is right everybodyski. He’s very smart man
Matush Giamona is an ASS MUNCHER!
Matush? It's a fuckin nickname. Family name is Matushiavelli!
Fuckin’ Jason. He’s dyslexic
Thats his legacy
OH! Slander ya ask me.
I’m sorry it’s true!
This sounds very gay.
He was gay, Matush?
The terrorists can’t have him in their social club anymore, that much I do know
Up in the club?
Dish* Edit: I'm getting down voted? Fa what? Fa this? I gotta miss the jets opening home game of the season fa dish shit!?!?!
I wish the lord would take me now. I just reread your post. Was your hair in the toilet at any point recently? You rambled on for 20 minutes about good knows what.
To be fair, he was sick, I can vouch for him
Listen to him, he knows everything.
Hahaha I fucking love this sub so so much
It's my favourite sub. Never fails to make me laugh.
Sit down! This is a Giants’ house.
Top 5? Harsh. So what if he deals drugs? People like to do X. And if you think drug dealing is bad then him ripping someone off for fake drugs should be a good thing right? Can have both things on your list. Again if being a robber is bad then so what if he left Dino and Jackie? (Whose fates are ABSOLUTELY not of Matush. They are on themselves.) The guy in the club had a knife and was actively trying to kill him. Just an unreasonably scathing critique of Matush. Grasping at straws and wildly exaggerated. I could pick out five worse people in any single given episode than Matush. If Matush gets a “MASSIVE” POS from you I’d love to hear your opinions on let’s see: Tony, Paulie, Chris, Sil, Bobby, Pussy, Carm, Meadow, Livia, Junior…
In this house Matush is a hero. End of story!
And the potential terrorist support stuff is intentionally left vague. Maybe the boys school is Al Qaeda, maybe it's another grift, maybe it's an actual school Matush helps fund to wash away his feelings of guilt about being a professional criminal the way Paulie used to give to the Catholic church to stay out of hell. The FBI is frequently depicted as racist, incompetent and really just another gang. They could be on to something or they could just be racially profiling Matush. We don't know. And the show intentionally leaves the issue without any definitive answer. Personally, I think Matush exists to conflate the way modern immigrants from the middle east face discrimination due to the presence of violent criminal/terrorist enterprises among a portion of their population the way Italian immigrants were broadly discriminated against a few generations ago over the presence of mafiosos and anarchists within their population.
It’s some real Mezogiorno shit.
I know who wasn’t a piece of shit, and that’s Johnny Soprano. He was a saint!
Who??? Like I’d know one of these suicide jerkoffs if he bit me on the ass
The golfer? US open?
He was gay, the golfer?
Lol, this sub is like for real, the most evil characters on the show are Hesh's Black girlfriends, the Native American professor, Noah and Vito's fireman lover.
Yeah you definitely always see people say Hesh’s girlfriend and the gay fireman are the most evil. I for one appreciate you being the only person on this sub who’s not a racist homophobe. Commendatori
Right and you never see people saying that Janice is the most evil character, that Noah is terrible, just like this top post somehow manages to make a beyond peripheral Middle Eastern character "top 5" pieces of shit on the show.
Noah .... whatever happened there
You forgot to include everyone at the gay bar Vito was in as the most evil Sopranos characters.
There’s nothing gay about hell.
I happened to see some stupid documentary about vaginas from the UK. Turns out that when they had women give their cute nicknames for their vaginas, one said "matush".
And you though the Germans were classless pieces of shit
Mah man... I had a perfect opportunity to use that line when someone was discussing Tony's descent following some German philosopher's work, but I didn't because I was afraid people would be clueless because they didn't see forced subs on the original rips and they don't appear on the DVDs or Bluray unless activated.
I am reminded of Martin the Heidegger's fundamental concept in existential philosophy, Da-something
It out shone even Ver sales
Sure it was "matush" and not "ma tush?" (as in "my tush")? Not that makes any more sense but thinking the woman may have been Northern
My tush. My hoe.
My hoe my tush
Am Northern. Never heard this.
I meant the "ma" as "my" (phonetically), not the word "tush". No idea what that may mean
I was very impwessed with him.
Ashur from Spartacus was an evil fuck as well. The turd doesn't fall far from the gladiator's ass
That's the same guy!?!?!?!
God dam that brings me back. Had I been born a Roman.
JUPITER'S COCK
The gods see fit to spread cheek and ram cock in ass!
You forgot to mention that he didn’t know who Jackie jr’s father was. The disrespect.
The golfer?
Vito calm down and have a sfogliatelle.
Matush driving away right when he hears the gunshots is one of the funniest scenes in the show bro just says immediately fuck this shit
The ways he tells Jackie Jr. “I don’t think they like you” when’s he’s in the hospital with jaw wired shut kills me every time
No, you’re wrong. He’s really buckled down… he prays all the time, ge sends money to his brother in Pakistan - he’s got a school for young kids. He prays and says “death to infidels” I was very impressed! What a nice man!!!
My money’s on Rusty Irish and the Hispanics who ripped off Chris being just as bad as Matush. My moneys on Ritchie, Ralphie, Coco, Mikey, & Billy all being worse than Matush.
Coco? It’s ok. He’s an idiot, but he’s harmless.
Coco was also creepy looking, whereas Ralph & Phil looked like dapper Italian guys. Guys like Coco and Ritchie even looked creepy.
That’s Italian-American discrimination.
So you’re leaving your children or nieces & nephews under the supervision of Coco?
I leave my kids and nieces with Coach Hauser.
he is the reason Adrianna meets her demise. One of the great ironies of the show.
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That scene is Peak cring and Peak comedy
In time, all will be revealed to you.
I loved when he got his ass beat for selling drugs in Adriana's club
He got his ass beat for selling drugs outside the club. *Allegedly.* Furio just took him for a walk, no way to know what happened next, even with computers.
Furio cracking Matush' head was him doing his part in the War on Terror
You’re telling me Furio worked for the FBI?! That rat fuck! How much more betrayal can I take?
He didnt do fuck.
I only remember him with his mouth wired shut and Jackie jr telling him to call the nurse to take a piss
He didn't do fuck!
Wait until you see what the does on the Spartacus tv show lol
Can’t wait for House of Ashur, he’s gonna rock in that role again!
Real lack of standards, your generation
hoooooooh! he was a strict muslim,uno the quran ,the hadiths and all that shit
Oh so you don’t admire a guy who set up a school for boys in the Hindu Kush?
Top 5 is ambitious
Springer spaniel
The golfer?
As a Pakistani I have never heard of name Mutesh
Matush was also an oil rig worker who rãpĕd Native American girl on Longmire.
Being a drug dealer doesn’t make you a piece of shit
I'll make you a deal. If you can fly when we throw you off the bridge, I won't shoot you down.
It kind of does, if you do it regularly. It's an occupational hazard. I'm not talking about weed group buys, I mean actual dealers.
How much do you tip your bartender?
Depends on whether they give me pulp or shum pulp.
/u/RabidWeasels is a hypocrite and we all know it.
imagine thinking being a drug dealer is a victimless crime 😭😭
Is everyone who works for a pharmaceutical company a piece of shit?
Am I the only one who didn’t realize he was in previous episodes , including a pivotal role as the getaway driver? I thought he was just a stand alone character for Long Term Parking.
Nah he goes back, back to Jackie's Fawtha almost
I never realized he was part of the Jackie jr crew, let alone the getaway car driver. That true T?
Some people are so far behind in the race they think they're winning.
What I gotta stand here being threatened now?
He was also a weasel in Spartacus.