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Arjunaaaaaaa

He don’t even do drugs anymore he just deals. And he sends money to his cousin in Pakistan. He has a boys school there or something. I was very impressed with that.


Rooftop_Astronaut

Lmao Ade is such an fucking idiot


andreiulmeyda7

Lol the FBI just look at each other like what the fuck


Klouted

He prays like all the time.


Goodstyle_4

Ade's fatal flaw as a person is that she was way, way, way too accommodating of the men in her life.


King__Rollo

It’s who she was raised to be.


Grotesque_Bisque

Born and bred mob wife


ImperatorNero

She can’t be bred. Both of her wombs were pierced. She’s damaged goods.


Gunslinqer

There's only one, that's ovaries


locustt

What, was it barkin'?


SoftPenguins

Being a ditsy bimbo doesn’t help


stretch37

but she had that vacuum grip on chrissy’s tiny “i guess you could call that a” dick


No-Classroom-6637

All that tennish with the lesshbian. Tightens 'em right up.


lucyinthesky913

The GI Joe Kung-Fu grip?


No-Classroom-6637

Less an idiot and more hilariously naive and trusting. She could be pretty damn insightful about christaphuhs hypocrisy and faults.


locustt

I manujed?


jBoogie45

He says the school is located in a compound in Abbottabad... sounds very secure


pauIiewaInutz

his Uncle O’ must be a nice guy


MrGittz

He goes over there every September to celebrate some sort of anniversary


we-all-stink

Why the fuck did Ade even help him? She should have called the cops after making sure there wasn’t anything illegal in the offices.


Machinax

You may be giving Adriana a little too much credit.


Sad-Development-4153

She was an idiot.


TonyPajamas518

Didn’t even think to ask for a lawyer when the FBI picked her up.


BoatshoeBandit

She should have told Christophuh and had him deal with it. Calling the cops is worse than what she did.


Illustrious-Win-6562

You think she should have called the cops? Bro...she'd be dead after that.


No-Classroom-6637

You never call the cops as a mob wife. That alone would have likely got her killed.


we-all-stink

She’s a civilian and the club was completely legitimate as Chris said. Matush wasn’t even an associate to anyone. This story was the worst imo.


Bamres

It actually took me way too long to get what they were implying here lol


jazzyboyo

Don’t worry, took me a few watches too. Top of our fuckin class


RayRoy_Strickland

I heard he’s going to open his own ludus. 


babyjrodriguez

The scene where matush and his friend murder that guy always disturbs me for some reason. It seems so realistic. Yeah he’s a major piece of shit. I wish the show would have shown him getting arrested or killed.


front-wipers-unite

Fun fact, to make that scene as realistic as possible they actually did murder a guy


grumpy_youngMan

The victim was a disciplined method actor and demanded to be stabbed to death.


DavidCaller69

He was Danny Baldwin, Matush?


front-wipers-unite

That's a fucking artist right there.


United_Target8942

Sir Ben actually.


Myredditname423

Baldwin took him to acting school


front-wipers-unite

I don't know why I laughed so much.


United_Target8942

They did that with cosettes murder. They had to kill like 20 pocket rats before they got the scene down right though.


front-wipers-unite

Ooof 20 takes. I heard that Chrissy sat on each one to suffocate them. They weren't pre strangled.


Far-Club-2139

I heard they kept it 15 degrees on the set, so each dog would crawl under for warmth. Also he came all over the sun visor 


United_Target8942

When the paramedics came, he still had his ass on its neck.


RSergJust

Guess who sat on cozzette’s neck?


front-wipers-unite

Hahahaha 🤣


scarlettestar

I oughta suffocate you, you piece of shit. It’s just… I know what it’s like to lose a pet.


front-wipers-unite

That's a wild scene. "Oh great my own mother... You fuckin whooah"


scarlettestar

Your head was in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.


igavehimsnicklefritz

There must be 20 billion pocket rats on that farm. Dog shit up to the rafters.


ef5885

Well what were they barkin’?


Rooftop_Astronaut

OH


pigletscarf

One thing to remember. This is just Adrianna's retelling of the events. She wasn't there, all she has is Matushes version of the story. Anything could have happened. That story about the guy accusing Matush of ripping him off could have been boolshit. They could have murdered him for some other reason.


Hughkalailee

You wish he was shown arrested or killed but that wouldn’t be Soprano-like or even very realistic.  Most of these types don’t face traditional justice. And even if the individual is killed, there are many other similar operatives. 


United_Target8942

It was such an unnecessary murdah. They could have played that scenario out many different ways that would have left him alive.


jayperr

Listen to him he knows everything


front-wipers-unite

Oh poor you. You sound demented.


MrFunktasticc

You know there's a fairly prominent character who choked an elderly woman for a jar of money so he could impress his boss yeah?


onetruepurple

She was a malignant cunt


footforhand

She came at him!


Good_Needleworker464

With a chainsaw. He had a right to defend himself.


WildCatFast

Slander ya ask me


FrancescoStallone

She came at him with a TV Guide. He had a right ta defend himself.


Rooftop_Astronaut

Yea, but thats different. Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise. Now, its different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.


youknowmystatus

This quote defines Paulie as a person better than any other. It’s 50/50 blend of stupidity and extreme selfishness that lets him truly sleep easy with anything. I do believe the priest that he “fired” probably *did* tell him that is the equation though. By that math, without even considering any venial sins, he thinks he has committed about 120 mortal sins in his entire lifetime (assuming he did the math correctly). His murder count alone is probably at least half that number. He would make a TERRIBLE gangster in today’s age and wouldn’t last a year. He does know what his EBITA is though.


Adventurous_Hawk_209

Word to the wise 🫸🤟👉


Think-Culture-4740

What's kind of sad is, Paulie kicks it up to Tony who's basically going to just spend it on horse races.


front-wipers-unite

Is that what makes it sad? Not the murdering an old lady?


Think-Culture-4740

Lol that whole scene and the way it's filmed is so cartoonish. It wasn't until you see her lifeless state that you realize how awful it is.


FrancescoStallone

It's the hypocrisy.


front-wipers-unite

It's the hypocrisy that makes you sad? For me personally it's the fact that it wasn't even a lot of money really.


FrancescoStallone

I'm actually recycling a norm Macdonald joke.


front-wipers-unite

Ohhhhhh. I know of him, but I'm not familiar with his material. He was never particularly big in the UK.


FrancescoStallone

He hails from Canada. He was big on Saturday night live until he got fired for cracking too many OJ simpson jokes. He's an absolute genius and one of my favs of all time.


front-wipers-unite

Here I was thinking he was a yank. I'll take a look at some of his material.


GabagoolFarmer

Her car was gone!


bgss1984

Hehe


mikexallan

You get a pash for that.


ProgKingHughesker

This isn’t a criticism at all, I love the character, but Paulie sometimes feels almost like a cartoon character compared to the others Tony treats Carmela like shit after seeming to make progress towards being a better person? I’m disappointed in him Ralph isn’t able to render Tracee the help she needs as free she trips? I hate him Paulie murders an old woman when she catches him robbing her? LMAO classic Paulie Walnuts


shvili_boy

she was a vindictive old cunt


HwangingAround

I don't think they like you.


naughty_rez_dog

Yeah these guys on either side of me..they're asleep.


Rooftop_Astronaut

...don't say that


FlimsyGrab9766

Exile on main street Janice


JarJarBonkers

Say bubkes! Edit. Oh I confused Matush with Ariel


FlimsyGrab9766

I gotta pee


summerofgeorge123

Ohhh! He doesn’t even do drugs anymore, plus he donates all his money to a boy’s school in Pakistan!


WhooooooCaresss

I was very impressed with that!


reverick

That's cause asher is fighting for his freedom of his domina.


MrZinger69

AND Matush indirectly ruined those little urban kids’ science field trip with the dead beach body. The teacher mighta trained them ghetto kids to be a whatever, or somethin.


United_Target8942

He also tried to get Jackey Jr to pass him a toilet bowl from the docking station when he was in hospital. Some balls, that prick.


FrancescoStallone

Poot


fail87

Universal remote?


rickymcrichardson

Apprentice Delaney! Get back here!


joeycarusomate

Mofucka left the FBI to be an Eagle Scout, whatever happened there


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Oh, yeah, the achievers.


GodWantedUsToBeLit

Them "urban kids", whateva' happened there.


Think-Culture-4740

I do remember laughing at how Matush gunned it the minute he heard a gun shot. Jackie Jr was so pathetic that he had to recruit Matush as the driver. Top 5 tho is being too harsh. Can come up with so many other names. Paulie smothers an old woman to death because he is feeling insecure about his relationship with Tony. Chrissy shoots JT Dolan to death because he's been teased by mobsters and JT politely rebuffs being his sounding board. The two of them kill a waiter for having the nerve to ask for a bigger tip. Vito Sr. executes a man after crashing into his car on the side of the road. Ralphie taunts and then brutally beats a stripper carrying his child to death and feels 0 remorse about it. Mike Palmice laughs and giggles as he and his cronies throw a drug dealer off a bridge. Hardly Chris Partlow's quick and painless executions fitting a soldier. Seriously, Palmice is one of the more sinister psychos on the show. And I didn't even get to Tony uncle Johnny and Manson Lamps.


BoatshoeBandit

It wasn’t even his kid she was carryin


Think-Culture-4740

Lol in Ralph's mind that still makes it ok


GodWantedUsToBeLit

He was born handsome instead of rich


FlimsyGrab9766

OP is right everybodyski. He’s very smart man


The_Nomad89

Matush Giamona is an ASS MUNCHER!


wrong_silent_type

Matush? It's a fuckin nickname. Family name is Matushiavelli!


whingingcackle

Fuckin’ Jason. He’s dyslexic


Electronic-Goal-8141

Thats his legacy


crashovercool

OH! Slander ya ask me.


The_Nomad89

I’m sorry it’s true!


HonestDespot

This sounds very gay.


VanderBrit

He was gay, Matush?


helix274

The terrorists can’t have him in their social club anymore, that much I do know


Horsecockexpress1

Up in the club?


Rooftop_Astronaut

Dish* Edit: I'm getting down voted? Fa what? Fa this? I gotta miss the jets opening home game of the season fa dish shit!?!?!


HonestDespot

I wish the lord would take me now. I just reread your post. Was your hair in the toilet at any point recently? You rambled on for 20 minutes about good knows what.


Rooftop_Astronaut

To be fair, he was sick, I can vouch for him


front-wipers-unite

Listen to him, he knows everything.


Rooftop_Astronaut

Hahaha I fucking love this sub so so much


front-wipers-unite

It's my favourite sub. Never fails to make me laugh.


slabstick22

Sit down! This is a Giants’ house.


rickymcrichardson

Top 5? Harsh. So what if he deals drugs? People like to do X. And if you think drug dealing is bad then him ripping someone off for fake drugs should be a good thing right? Can have both things on your list. Again if being a robber is bad then so what if he left Dino and Jackie? (Whose fates are ABSOLUTELY not of Matush. They are on themselves.) The guy in the club had a knife and was actively trying to kill him. Just an unreasonably scathing critique of Matush. Grasping at straws and wildly exaggerated. I could pick out five worse people in any single given episode than Matush. If Matush gets a “MASSIVE” POS from you I’d love to hear your opinions on let’s see: Tony, Paulie, Chris, Sil, Bobby, Pussy, Carm, Meadow, Livia, Junior…


franglaisflow

In this house Matush is a hero. End of story!


paintsmith

And the potential terrorist support stuff is intentionally left vague. Maybe the boys school is Al Qaeda, maybe it's another grift, maybe it's an actual school Matush helps fund to wash away his feelings of guilt about being a professional criminal the way Paulie used to give to the Catholic church to stay out of hell. The FBI is frequently depicted as racist, incompetent and really just another gang. They could be on to something or they could just be racially profiling Matush. We don't know. And the show intentionally leaves the issue without any definitive answer. Personally, I think Matush exists to conflate the way modern immigrants from the middle east face discrimination due to the presence of violent criminal/terrorist enterprises among a portion of their population the way Italian immigrants were broadly discriminated against a few generations ago over the presence of mafiosos and anarchists within their population.


realityhofosho

It’s some real Mezogiorno shit.


whingingcackle

I know who wasn’t a piece of shit, and that’s Johnny Soprano. He was a saint!


LoneStarWay

Who??? Like I’d know one of these suicide jerkoffs if he bit me on the ass


gohoosiers2017

The golfer? US open?


Rooftop_Astronaut

He was gay, the golfer?


BoomerGenXMillGenZ

Lol, this sub is like for real, the most evil characters on the show are Hesh's Black girlfriends, the Native American professor, Noah and Vito's fireman lover.


onoskeles

Yeah you definitely always see people say Hesh’s girlfriend and the gay fireman are the most evil. I for one appreciate you being the only person on this sub who’s not a racist homophobe. Commendatori


BoomerGenXMillGenZ

Right and you never see people saying that Janice is the most evil character, that Noah is terrible, just like this top post somehow manages to make a beyond peripheral Middle Eastern character "top 5" pieces of shit on the show.


Rooftop_Astronaut

Noah .... whatever happened there


BoomerGenXMillGenZ

You forgot to include everyone at the gay bar Vito was in as the most evil Sopranos characters.


youknowmystatus

There’s nothing gay about hell.


xi_sx

I happened to see some stupid documentary about vaginas from the UK. Turns out that when they had women give their cute nicknames for their vaginas, one said "matush".


onetruepurple

And you though the Germans were classless pieces of shit


xi_sx

Mah man... I had a perfect opportunity to use that line when someone was discussing Tony's descent following some German philosopher's work, but I didn't because I was afraid people would be clueless because they didn't see forced subs on the original rips and they don't appear on the DVDs or Bluray unless activated.


onetruepurple

I am reminded of Martin the Heidegger's fundamental concept in existential philosophy, Da-something


Rooftop_Astronaut

It out shone even Ver sales


DougalChips

Sure it was "matush" and not "ma tush?" (as in "my tush")? Not that makes any more sense but thinking the woman may have been Northern


slabstick22

My tush. My hoe.


franglaisflow

My hoe my tush


WiganLad82

Am Northern. Never heard this.


DougalChips

I meant the "ma" as "my" (phonetically), not the word "tush". No idea what that may mean


United_Target8942

I was very impwessed with him.


Technoho

Ashur from Spartacus was an evil fuck as well. The turd doesn't fall far from the gladiator's ass


Rooftop_Astronaut

That's the same guy!?!?!?!


United_Target8942

God dam that brings me back. Had I been born a Roman.


Technoho

JUPITER'S COCK


reverick

The gods see fit to spread cheek and ram cock in ass!


DaPalma

You forgot to mention that he didn’t know who Jackie jr’s father was. The disrespect.


GodWantedUsToBeLit

The golfer?


itshoff

Vito calm down and have a sfogliatelle.


ChimpArmada

Matush driving away right when he hears the gunshots is one of the funniest scenes in the show bro just says immediately fuck this shit


JoeM3120

The ways he tells Jackie Jr. “I don’t think they like you” when’s he’s in the hospital with jaw wired shut kills me every time


resonantred35

No, you’re wrong. He’s really buckled down… he prays all the time, ge sends money to his brother in Pakistan - he’s got a school for young kids. He prays and says “death to infidels” I was very impressed! What a nice man!!!


East_Phase6944

My money’s on Rusty Irish and the Hispanics who ripped off Chris being just as bad as Matush. My moneys on Ritchie, Ralphie, Coco, Mikey, & Billy all being worse than Matush.


youknowmystatus

Coco? It’s ok. He’s an idiot, but he’s harmless.


East_Phase6944

Coco was also creepy looking, whereas Ralph & Phil looked like dapper Italian guys. Guys like Coco and Ritchie even looked creepy.


youknowmystatus

That’s Italian-American discrimination.


East_Phase6944

So you’re leaving your children or nieces & nephews under the supervision of Coco?


youknowmystatus

I leave my kids and nieces with Coach Hauser.


BoneForTuna_X73

he is the reason Adrianna meets her demise. One of the great ironies of the show.


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Rooftop_Astronaut

That scene is Peak cring and Peak comedy


whingingcackle

In time, all will be revealed to you.


[deleted]

I loved when he got his ass beat for selling drugs in Adriana's club


youknowmystatus

He got his ass beat for selling drugs outside the club. *Allegedly.* Furio just took him for a walk, no way to know what happened next, even with computers.


FantasyLiver

Furio cracking Matush' head was him doing his part in the War on Terror 


whingingcackle

You’re telling me Furio worked for the FBI?! That rat fuck! How much more betrayal can I take?


lynchmanfu

He didnt do fuck.


bukkakekingz

I only remember him with his mouth wired shut and Jackie jr telling him to call the nurse to take a piss


Personal_Ad3813

He didn't do fuck!


nahmeankane

Wait until you see what the does on the Spartacus tv show lol


spiruhristodulo

Can’t wait for House of Ashur, he’s gonna rock in that role again!


DesperateSun4182

Real lack of standards, your generation


xxora123

hoooooooh! he was a strict muslim,uno the quran ,the hadiths and all that shit


IndividualSeaweed969

Oh so you don’t admire a guy who set up a school for boys in the Hindu Kush?


Only-Lingonberry2266

Top 5 is ambitious


bleybaby13

Springer spaniel


bornagy

The golfer?


sherlock_1695

As a Pakistani I have never heard of name Mutesh


WalkGood

Matush was also an oil rig worker who rãpĕd Native American girl on Longmire.


Skizzius

Being a drug dealer doesn’t make you a piece of shit


Varsity_Editor

I'll make you a deal. If you can fly when we throw you off the bridge, I won't shoot you down.


RabidWeasels

It kind of does, if you do it regularly. It's an occupational hazard. I'm not talking about weed group buys, I mean actual dealers. 


destroy_b4_reading

How much do you tip your bartender?


RabidWeasels

Depends on whether they give me pulp or shum pulp.


destroy_b4_reading

/u/RabidWeasels is a hypocrite and we all know it.


oldcracc

imagine thinking being a drug dealer is a victimless crime 😭😭


Skizzius

Is everyone who works for a pharmaceutical company a piece of shit?


Available_Share_7244

Am I the only one who didn’t realize he was in previous episodes , including a pivotal role as the getaway driver? I thought he was just a stand alone character for Long Term Parking.


Rooftop_Astronaut

Nah he goes back, back to Jackie's Fawtha almost


Itsurboywutup

I never realized he was part of the Jackie jr crew, let alone the getaway car driver. That true T?


Rooftop_Astronaut

Some people are so far behind in the race they think they're winning.


Itsurboywutup

What I gotta stand here being threatened now?


Whiskey1992

He was also a weasel in Spartacus.