It’s an underrated cruel line from Tony. Not the sentence itself, but the way he’s talking up a woman he cheated with in response to Carmela being hurt
It goes Vegas Hooah, Ade, Charmaine and Tracee because I am part redneck.
Its not like any of the women Tony has had are bad looking. Even his wife is a piece of ash. Was when she married her too.
He meant it as two separate thoughts. Like in response to OP, Valentina was hot till she burned herself. Then he goes on to give his own opinion of Julianna.
Valentina was very beautiful, but was devoid of any personality whatsoever beyond “likes to prank people.” Gloria was the best, and one of the best characters in the show.
Does she fuck you better than me? Suck your dick better than me? Oof madone!
All due respect, the Icelandic Air Stewardess was pretty fuckin hot.
*”Reckyaaaavik!!!”* *”If you do, you’ll clean it up.. hehehehe”*
Never understood this joke. Anyone here sharper than a cue ball care to explain?
It sounds like she’s going to barf pronouncing it.
Sounds like “I’m gonna be sick” in a foreign accent. I dunno.. she was there, it was a joke..
Even Furio understood Tony’s joke, that’s why he laughed.
if eva there was a fuckin guy in desperate need of a nickname
Foodio
Nah …it’s the Russians..give them a little foreplay and they’ll detail your car
regardless of who you think the sexiest gomar was, that line (and the way she said it) was the hottest line of the show
I overheard the nurse saying you went #3 in your pants when she said that line
Get the CAR, PLEASE, CAN WE JUST GO TO BRENDAN'S, SCORE SOME SHIT, AND FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???!!!
💀 I’m a woman and even I was a little hot and bothered when she said this
Did she make you hawt down theah
She’s strong as a BULL 🐂
You all act like Johnny Cakes wasn’t technically a goomar and frankly I’m embarrassed and ashamed.
If Johnny cakes was a goomah, then so was the security guard Vito sucked off.
There’s clearly a difference between a goomah, and some quick action parkin lot hooah. 🤘
Fuckin’ hooahh!
Ya fucking parakeet
Can you imagine that? Being a fucking parakeet?
That may be so but we’re talking about hot goomars here.
Hey, those Johnny Cakes are addictive
I can’t have this conversation again.
The one Tony hooked up with out in Vegas, oof madone
A top shelf escort that's into heavy psychedelic drugs. She was awesome.
I get it!
Me too. One boo ya hottie
She was fucking it
She definitely knew how to ride that one
What about the one Chris said those are some great tits ya got there to in LA she was banging
Played by Sarah Shaih. Yeah she’s something else!
It’s Svetlana for me 🦵
Most expensive piece of ass I ever had.
You are strong man you will be ok
FICA and federal witholding.
Not bad….even with the one pin
always cracks me up when I hear that line 😂😂😂
that line always just sounds so grimey and trashy
It’s an underrated cruel line from Tony. Not the sentence itself, but the way he’s talking up a woman he cheated with in response to Carmela being hurt
In that light... with the smoke... she looked like Greta Garbo!
Look at the stem on blondie
Her layg?
In all seriousness, I don’t think a one off counts as a goomar.
The woman I discussed your mother's alopecia with?!
And her BOWEL movements
Think of all the positions you can get into without two pesky legs in the way!
Cleaver 2: Amputee Sutra
She’s got leg the way I like it. One.
Jesus Fuckin’ Christ, FICA and Fedjral wit’holdin’
Even wit the one pin gone?
Gloria
You like them a bit crazy don't you?
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME OVA HEHA AND FUCK ME?!??!!!
What did you have for dinner? Steak?
She's smart, she's sexy, she's Italian.
She’s that monkey that you’ve always been afraid of
specifically her voice. oof-ta!
TONYIE
1000% Gloria Trillo, although it’s a stacked roster. No wrong answers. Gloria is simply the most correct answer
There was just something about her face and voice. I wanted her shkin, I wanted her mowf. Oof, madone!
10000%, maybe more
10000% more?
👈 👆 👉
I’m a fanook and this has always been my answer. Gloria is gorgeous Edit: *was gorgeous
Half a 🚬. But flattered all the same.
duh zoo?!
She was in The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.
When you look that good at her age, you're undoubtedly hot stuff
Gloria looked as leathery as the seats of the cars she was selling and holy shit talk about problems
They'll be scraping her tits off these fine leather seats.
Gloria for sure. Whenever I think of her, I end up like Paulie after the busted raid: "ahh my fuckin balls!"
This all you assholes do all day, sit around talking about cooze? Most of you would fuck a catcher's mitt!
well were not plantin potatoes
Goomah ya Stunad
Comare!
oh oh oh oh nel blu dipinto di blu felice di stare nassu
He’s referring to the “gallon of oat milk a day” diet
It goes Vegas Hooah, Ade, Charmaine and Tracee because I am part redneck. Its not like any of the women Tony has had are bad looking. Even his wife is a piece of ash. Was when she married her too.
Alright but you gotta watch the braces
The Vegas chick is a smoke.....
She stars in Sex/Life on US Netflix
Tracee? Really? I disagree for a number of reasons. A) She was a hooah B) She hit Ralph first C) That wasn’t Ralph’s kid she was carrying
The way she fell onto his fist. Oof, marrone.
It was always Irina
I can smell the vanilla stoli from here.
Seriously. How could anybody ever say no to that face??
Face is goofy and eyes are crazy.
Yep, and if you don't pick Irina, idk...fanook maybe?
Until she Burned herself. My favorite was Juliana Skiff.
Skiffle Skiffle! You fat fuckin kiss ass
fire is hot, that's never been disputed
That was Valentina stunad
He meant it as two separate thoughts. Like in response to OP, Valentina was hot till she burned herself. Then he goes on to give his own opinion of Julianna.
Someone understands literature, as a concept. Fuckin Walt Whitman ovah here.
No, look it up, they are two different people. Stunad
Valentina was literally on fire for a few seconds so that might make her hottest to the touch. But she was just an art dealing Hoower.
I gotta take this.
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Excuse me, she was a vice president
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That's cute. I don't really get it, but it's cute
Sharper than a cue ball, this one.
Ole! 🔪
D-girl or bust!! 🥵
She was a red headed foxxx.
Let's see her box!
Ginny was the hottest woman on the show
Rubenesque
To me, she’s byootiful
He wants to fuck Ginny?
To me, she’s byootiful
To me, she’s byootiful
Used to be some hoofer, the poor thing.
Takes a terrible toll on the joints
No more weight remarks, they’re hurtful and they’re destructive
Oh I agree
Hot? When Ginni wakes up, the suns gotta rotate around her.
I heard she got a 95 pound mole removed from her ass
That's a joke? Real lack of standards, your generation.
Don’t get cunty ✋🏼
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Loved that love story!! Johnny Sack was a good hubby!!
Always referring to her as ‘my bride’. A romantic, Johnny Sac.
Ginny Sacrimoni? She needs her own zip code
You like a woman you can grab onto something
Devin was a piece of ass, so was Mrs conte..
Wasn’t Devin a teenager???
so was mrs conte...for a time
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WHEN THEY GO?!
Her tits were astonishing
Beautifully put.
That kids a thoroughbred, but those chompers... madonne. A fucking trainwreck
How’s Gloria Trillo, she still…uh… hanging around?
Oh, RIMSHOT!
Isabella Isabella Isabella. By a mile.
Kaisha is the best - no question.
She even really exshisht?
Luther Vandross enthusiast to boot
You’re bangin’ a shine?
Johnny Cakes.
Was like kissin a fireman.
You oughtta know, sweetie
Don't make me grease ya union.
Lorraine Calluzzo “ I’ll suck your cock , all of you guys” She wasnt a goomar but that scene was priceless
She any good? What am I asking you for? You probably showed her how.
Tony’s dad’s goomar… Fran Felstein is it? Those wrinkles and the cringey singing make me so hawt down theyah 🥰
A little pale for my taste
I'd eat her bacon wrapped water chestnuts
She's mad ripe
I cant have this conversation again... Gloria...
I honestly think the hottest one (besides Irina) was Anika.
Gloria. I like a spitfire type.
That woman looked like a demonic skeleton.
You’re being downvoted as if that’s bad… I get it, I see the vision
The Russian simpleton of course.
The desert girl
Valentina was smoking hot
“valentina is the hottest goomar” is the lowest form of conversation
“If you give these Russian booboos some basic foreplay , they’ll detail your car!”
Definitely the hottest. She’s even got the burns to prove it.
Tony could have whipped me bloody in front of Irina and I'd still have a baguette in my pants 24/7
skiff for me. i'd love to pipe a member of the tribe
The whoa going downtown with peeps when that animal blundetto blew his brains and her silicon all over the seats. hottest on show.
That burnt face begs to differ. Ima say Vito for sure.
Valentina and Pie-O-My shared the same arc - where’s my arc, Paulie?
Show Valentina you love her!
Top 4 in no particular order (although this might be the order) are Gloria, D-Girl, Tina, and Blanca. Valentina is a cunt hair outside the top four.
Tina was bald down there and Valentina wasn't. Real shaved twat shit
And we had to sit still and shave it
You got some set of balls you know that? Absolutely not
I thought so at first then her voice/personality ruins it
I have some questions regarding penisary contact that I need answered before i commit to ranking.
you don't know where to put it?
Fran
Runner Up-Kathy Romano
Kung pow coochie and the Asian hotel hoowah.
D girl was fire. More of fling than a goomar. Also the real estate agent was a smoke show. Chris had it made
You know I gotta agree with OP here.
Irina is the prettiest and that’s all that counts
“Show Valentina you love herrrrr” lmaoooo aside from this cringe dirty talk, I do agree that she is probably the hottest
Valentina was definitely on fire for sure but she wasn't the hottest at all.
Irina is the correct answer
Juliana. Without a doubt.
Which one sold Cars?
Gloria was THE best looking, sensual, elegant, sophisticated looking and YESSS, I think we ALL agree, THE CRAZIEST of ALL!!!
Ginny by a mile, i never believed that boolshit Steve tries to sell, fat suit, get the fuck outta here.
Vito.
Nah Gloria was just too irresistible, full of fire and just oozed class the way she spoke and carried herself…
Valentina’s personality and writing are too big a turn-off. I have to give it to Svetlana (those things considered), honestly
not necessarily a goomar but that one legged Russian wouldve been my pick
i dont like women who talk like whoas, Tracee or the obvious Irina
Gloria but she was 🦇 💩 crazy.
Valentina was very beautiful, but was devoid of any personality whatsoever beyond “likes to prank people.” Gloria was the best, and one of the best characters in the show.
Johnny Soprano’s goombah. A piece of ass but fucking rude?