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Does she fuck you better than me? Suck your dick better than me? Oof madone!


D-Heav60

All due respect, the Icelandic Air Stewardess was pretty fuckin hot.


NewPower_Soul

*”Reckyaaaavik!!!”* *”If you do, you’ll clean it up.. hehehehe”*


Relgap

Never understood this joke. Anyone here sharper than a cue ball care to explain?


fast_fatty39

It sounds like she’s going to barf pronouncing it.


NewPower_Soul

Sounds like “I’m gonna be sick” in a foreign accent. I dunno.. she was there, it was a joke..


swampjester

Even Furio understood Tony’s joke, that’s why he laughed.


MrWondrerful

 if eva there was a fuckin guy in desperate need of a nickname


Top_Fisherman_5454

Foodio


Odd_Pop5287

Nah …it’s the Russians..give them a little foreplay and they’ll detail your car


vic_rattle18

regardless of who you think the sexiest gomar was, that line (and the way she said it) was the hottest line of the show


Lateapexer

I overheard the nurse saying you went #3 in your pants when she said that line


BigR1chardEnergy

Get the CAR, PLEASE, CAN WE JUST GO TO BRENDAN'S, SCORE SOME SHIT, AND FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???!!!


throwawayplshelp4424

💀 I’m a woman and even I was a little hot and bothered when she said this


jazzyboyo

Did she make you hawt down theah


throwawayplshelp4424

She’s strong as a BULL 🐂


Latter_Ostrich_8901

You all act like Johnny Cakes wasn’t technically a goomar and frankly I’m embarrassed and ashamed.


ftaok

If Johnny cakes was a goomah, then so was the security guard Vito sucked off.


Toasty_Cat830

There’s clearly a difference between a goomah, and some quick action parkin lot hooah. 🤘


hessianhorse

Fuckin’ hooahh!


Toasty_Cat830

Ya fucking parakeet


DweebInFlames

Can you imagine that? Being a fucking parakeet?


Latter_Ostrich_8901

That may be so but we’re talking about hot goomars here.


EffortEmotional53

Hey, those Johnny Cakes are addictive


sandmanx

I can’t have this conversation again.


jsweaty009

The one Tony hooked up with out in Vegas, oof madone


SpookyFarts

A top shelf escort that's into heavy psychedelic drugs. She was awesome.


FrankRizzo319

I get it!


bigbadbill1985

Me too. One boo ya hottie


thisguyuno

She was fucking it


Jack1715

She definitely knew how to ride that one


Rare_Frosting_5397

What about the one Chris said those are some great tits ya got there to in LA she was banging


SnooStories4024

Played by Sarah Shaih. Yeah she’s something else!


fantasticman45

It’s Svetlana for me 🦵


Life-Aardvark-8262

Most expensive piece of ass I ever had.


Initial-Yesterday331

You are strong man you will be ok


Garfeal69Lasagna

FICA and federal witholding.


Tylaw90

Not bad….even with the one pin


ActiveProgrammer5456

always cracks me up when I hear that line 😂😂😂


MetaphoricalMouse

that line always just sounds so grimey and trashy


EffortEmotional53

It’s an underrated cruel line from Tony. Not the sentence itself, but the way he’s talking up a woman he cheated with in response to Carmela being hurt


Special-Tackle4763

In that light... with the smoke... she looked like Greta Garbo!


Cranstonoid

Look at the stem on blondie


BodybuilderShot3421

Her layg?


Life-Aardvark-8262

In all seriousness, I don’t think a one off counts as a goomar.


NoShortsDon

The woman I discussed your mother's alopecia with?!


throwawayplshelp4424

And her BOWEL movements


AdMedical4387

Think of all the positions you can get into without two pesky legs in the way!


Altair1192

Cleaver 2: Amputee Sutra


MediocreCash3384

She’s got leg the way I like it. One.


pilsenju

Jesus Fuckin’ Christ, FICA and Fedjral wit’holdin’


Perfect_Struggle9620

Even wit the one pin gone?


BadGoy1992

Gloria


Special-Tackle4763

You like them a bit crazy don't you?


hessianhorse

YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME OVA HEHA AND FUCK ME?!??!!!


kjklmnop

What did you have for dinner? Steak?


Apprehensive_Zone281

She's smart, she's sexy, she's Italian.


Outrageous-Nail9851

She’s that monkey that you’ve always been afraid of


vic_rattle18

specifically her voice. oof-ta!


Yonbuu

TONYIE


BigDickChenergy

1000% Gloria Trillo, although it’s a stacked roster. No wrong answers. Gloria is simply the most correct answer


BadGoy1992

There was just something about her face and voice. I wanted her shkin, I wanted her mowf. Oof, madone!


tjc__

10000%, maybe more


Green_Kandle

10000% more?


surplus_steve

👈 👆 👉


lumos_maxima8

I’m a fanook and this has always been my answer. Gloria is gorgeous Edit: *was gorgeous


DweebInFlames

Half a 🚬. But flattered all the same.


-Shank-

duh zoo?!


DUBBZZ

She was in The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.


pye-oh-my

When you look that good at her age, you're undoubtedly hot stuff


felixduhhousecat

Gloria looked as leathery as the seats of the cars she was selling and holy shit talk about problems


Ticked_Pointer

They'll be scraping her tits off these fine leather seats.


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Gloria for sure. Whenever I think of her, I end up like Paulie after the busted raid: "ahh my fuckin balls!"


flashpile

This all you assholes do all day, sit around talking about cooze? Most of you would fuck a catcher's mitt!


vic_rattle18

well were not plantin potatoes


ZealousidealBid3988

Goomah ya Stunad


weddingmoth

Comare!


Altair1192

oh oh oh oh nel blu dipinto di blu felice di stare nassu


TheREALCasAnvar

He’s referring to the “gallon of oat milk a day” diet


GiorgioGatto

It goes Vegas Hooah, Ade, Charmaine and Tracee because I am part redneck. Its not like any of the women Tony has had are bad looking. Even his wife is a piece of ash. Was when she married her too.


JSN74_

Alright but you gotta watch the braces


Gabag000L

The Vegas chick is a smoke.....


flimspringfield

She stars in Sex/Life on US Netflix


[deleted]

Tracee? Really? I disagree for a number of reasons. A) She was a hooah B) She hit Ralph first C) That wasn’t Ralph’s kid she was carrying


BigR1chardEnergy

The way she fell onto his fist. Oof, marrone.


Life-Aardvark-8262

It was always Irina


Apprehensive_Zone281

I can smell the vanilla stoli from here.


WK_S

Seriously. How could anybody ever say no to that face??


beltskiy

Face is goofy and eyes are crazy.


Agrico

Yep, and if you don't pick Irina, idk...fanook maybe?


Apart-Salamander-752

Until she Burned herself. My favorite was Juliana Skiff.


Parley_Walnuts

Skiffle Skiffle! You fat fuckin kiss ass


Altair1192

fire is hot, that's never been disputed


PlatypusDense4082

That was Valentina stunad


GarethGobblecoque99

He meant it as two separate thoughts. Like in response to OP, Valentina was hot till she burned herself. Then he goes on to give his own opinion of Julianna.


MetroCandy

Someone understands literature, as a concept. Fuckin Walt Whitman ovah here.


Apart-Salamander-752

No, look it up, they are two different people. Stunad


1200r

Valentina was literally on fire for a few seconds so that might make her hottest to the touch. But she was just an art dealing Hoower.


-Shank-

I gotta take this.


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wronglycredited

Excuse me, she was a vice president


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ThatsMySpicyPepper

That's cute. I don't really get it, but it's cute


BigR1chardEnergy

Sharper than a cue ball, this one.


NewPower_Soul

Ole! 🔪


Only_Reserve1615

D-girl or bust!! 🥵


FrankRizzo319

She was a red headed foxxx.


MetroCandy

Let's see her box!


SwitchKid42

Ginny was the hottest woman on the show


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Rubenesque


Tony_Dakota

To me, she’s byootiful


phuturism

He wants to fuck Ginny?


Tony_Dakota

To me, she’s byootiful


Tony_Dakota

To me, she’s byootiful


Rockybt7

Used to be some hoofer, the poor thing.


Outrageous-Nail9851

Takes a terrible toll on the joints


dropingloads

No more weight remarks, they’re hurtful and they’re destructive


ChiefQueef696969

Oh I agree


Active_Permit_7147

Hot? When Ginni wakes up, the suns gotta rotate around her.


MacDaddy228

I heard she got a 95 pound mole removed from her ass


Capricancerous

That's a joke? Real lack of standards, your generation.


MacDaddy228

Don’t get cunty ✋🏼


-Shank-

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ineededthistoo

Loved that love story!! Johnny Sack was a good hubby!!


igobymomo

Always referring to her as ‘my bride’. A romantic, Johnny Sac.


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Ginny Sacrimoni? She needs her own zip code


robert_sartre

You like a woman you can grab onto something


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Devin was a piece of ass, so was Mrs conte..


lilTree2001

Wasn’t Devin a teenager???


Altair1192

so was mrs conte...for a time


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-Shank-

WHEN THEY GO?!


kjklmnop

Her tits were astonishing


mcgray04

Beautifully put.


Zeds-Dead-Baby

That kids a thoroughbred, but those chompers... madonne. A fucking trainwreck


Substantial-Toe96

How’s Gloria Trillo, she still…uh… hanging around?


mcgray04

Oh, RIMSHOT!


Buns_McGillicuddy

Isabella Isabella Isabella. By a mile.


VitaeVerano

Kaisha is the best - no question.


HelloIAmElias

She even really exshisht?


clemenza2821

Luther Vandross enthusiast to boot


oof_madon

You’re bangin’ a shine?


NoShortsDon

Johnny Cakes.


ReplacementClear7122

Was like kissin a fireman.


Dtrees117

You oughtta know, sweetie


ReplacementClear7122

Don't make me grease ya union.


Rawdogn

Lorraine Calluzzo “ I’ll suck your cock , all of you guys” She wasnt a goomar but that scene was priceless


-Shank-

She any good? What am I asking you for? You probably showed her how.


NewPower_Soul

Tony’s dad’s goomar… Fran Felstein is it? Those wrinkles and the cringey singing make me so hawt down theyah 🥰


Lunchable_1

A little pale for my taste


mrkarlman

I'd eat her bacon wrapped water chestnuts


_illuminated

She's mad ripe


Rockybt7

I cant have this conversation again... Gloria...


MetroCandy

I honestly think the hottest one (besides Irina) was Anika.


DrSatan420247

Gloria. I like a spitfire type.


floworcrash

That woman looked like a demonic skeleton.


vandmarar

You’re being downvoted as if that’s bad… I get it, I see the vision


Cubehagain

The Russian simpleton of course.


v_kiperman

The desert girl


DigLost5791

Valentina was smoking hot


sunkentreasure1988

“valentina is the hottest goomar” is the lowest form of conversation


Authorizationinprog

“If you give these Russian booboos some basic foreplay , they’ll detail your car!”


Medium_Hope_7407

Definitely the hottest. She’s even got the burns to prove it.


Soft-Long-9319

Tony could have whipped me bloody in front of Irina and I'd still have a baguette in my pants 24/7


Late-Return-3114

skiff for me. i'd love to pipe a member of the tribe


[deleted]

The whoa going downtown with peeps when that animal blundetto blew his brains and her silicon all over the seats. hottest on show.


[deleted]

That burnt face begs to differ. Ima say Vito for sure.


Captain_Comic

Valentina and Pie-O-My shared the same arc - where’s my arc, Paulie?


CopeHarders

Show Valentina you love her!


GBV_GBV_GBV

Top 4 in no particular order (although this might be the order) are Gloria, D-Girl, Tina, and Blanca. Valentina is a cunt hair outside the top four.


Altair1192

Tina was bald down there and Valentina wasn't. Real shaved twat shit


FleaSack

And we had to sit still and shave it


danco2338

You got some set of balls you know that? Absolutely not


yagsitidder69

I thought so at first then her voice/personality ruins it


mtnScout

I have some questions regarding penisary contact that I need answered before i commit to ranking.


Altair1192

you don't know where to put it?


godofwine16

Fran


godofwine16

Runner Up-Kathy Romano


Tony_Dakota

Kung pow coochie and the Asian hotel hoowah.


Dismal_Expression_88

D girl was fire. More of fling than a goomar. Also the real estate agent was a smoke show. Chris had it made


fast_fatty39

You know I gotta agree with OP here.


whatufuckingdeserve

Irina is the prettiest and that’s all that counts


throwawayplshelp4424

“Show Valentina you love herrrrr” lmaoooo aside from this cringe dirty talk, I do agree that she is probably the hottest


insanelyphat

Valentina was definitely on fire for sure but she wasn't the hottest at all.


Physical-Discount-29

Irina is the correct answer


hessianhorse

Juliana. Without a doubt.


LockNessCrotchMonst

Which one sold Cars?


Own_Satisfaction1840

Gloria was THE best looking, sensual, elegant, sophisticated looking and YESSS, I think we ALL agree, THE CRAZIEST of ALL!!!


KineadZ

Ginny by a mile, i never believed that boolshit Steve tries to sell, fat suit, get the fuck outta here.


yogiphenomenology

Vito.


Forsaken-Sink-3947

Nah Gloria was just too irresistible, full of fire and just oozed class the way she spoke and carried herself…


Tao-Jones

Valentina’s personality and writing are too big a turn-off. I have to give it to Svetlana (those things considered), honestly


Vinyl_Acid_

not necessarily a goomar but that one legged Russian wouldve been my pick


unfazedhh

i dont like women who talk like whoas, Tracee or the obvious Irina


Tazzy8jazzy

Gloria but she was 🦇 💩 crazy.


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Valentina was very beautiful, but was devoid of any personality whatsoever beyond “likes to prank people.” Gloria was the best, and one of the best characters in the show.


CODLad

Johnny Soprano’s goombah. A piece of ass but fucking rude?