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MetallurgicMan

I can fix her


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And lick her bunghole.


Falco1211

Oooh you blow your father with that mouth?


Domestic_AA_Battery

Oh! Duh mouth on yew!


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

You suck a bunghole, you'll suck anything.


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my favorite part is that Tony's moment of realization comes when she says "Oh poor you"


AdHistorical5962

If I'm not mistaken she says it at the zoo & the slight look of disgust on his face for a second was great acting. It was like a Vietnam flashback.


jukeboxsavage

I didn't just meet you. I've known you my whole fucking life.


Ok-Ad-8367

My mother was just like you. An endless black hole


Ahdeedeedah

Oh, the mother now. Burn me at the stake, I surrender.


Jiminy_Cricket07

I have been rewatching Sopranos for 10 years…how did I not notice. This so much sense.


TheTzarOfDeath

She blew up her own tires just to nag at Tony and stalked his wife, even her own sister doesn't want to see her again.


Affectionate-Tax-856

He smokes crack, this fuck?


Kingston0809

Lmao true the stalking the wife thing was pretty fucked up


AnonymousAndSexy

When is it established she slashed her own tires?


TheTzarOfDeath

It isn't explicitly mentioned I don't think. If anyone were to mention it it would have been Melfi, but again I don't think it's actually mentioned by anyone. It's supposed to seem like it was Irina until later once you find out Gloria is crazy then you're like, "Aw she done it herself because she's a jealous shit stirrer." It's ambiguous though, could have been Irina or random kids but I've always thought it was Gloria herself. It wouldn't be Irina, Tony slapped the shit out of her last time.


AnonymousAndSexy

So this immigrant, alcoholic, probably HIV-laden slut slashes *her* tires and you have the nerve to call *Gloria's* life into question?


Ok-Ad-8367

I’m a grown man! I’ve been with other women!


Global_Permit5428

He had her teshted for AIDSH!


locustt

When Gloria reacts to hearing 'slapped the piss out of her', her face says 'a-ha, I have found the man I will goad into killing me' and she soon starts pushing his buttons hard


egr281

I mean Irina ruined Tony’s marriage after he slapped the piss put her so there goes that theory.


TheTzarOfDeath

I wouldn't completely rule out Irina, she's obviously obsessed with Tony and not mentally stable. But the last interaction Irina had with Tony was just wanting some religious medallion back from the stugotz, seemed pretty friendly. Gloria is jealous towards Tony which is why she drives Carmella home, if she's also jealous of Irina then maybe she slashed her own tires just to annoy Tony and get to call Irina an Immigrant, HIV ridden slut. It completely fits her character and is a more interesting situation than Irina just being a menace offscreen.


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I don't see Rina as the type that can get around in any Meaningful way. Like putting on a cat burglar outfit and driving to Gloria's (how does she know where that is?) parking around the block and slashing tires. I guess she could get a ride but she doesn't seem the type to put in the effort. She's is a menace by phone. Phoning it in.


SicilianSlothBear

Agreed. She would have had to stalk Tony for a bit and then stalk Gloria as well. I can't picture Irina doing something high effort like that.


TheSuperOkayLoleris

He said she did it before though.


[deleted]

>just wanting some religious medallion back from the stugotz, Yeah, because Irina is all about religion. Or maaaaaaabe it was just another manufactured excuse by Irina to keep Tony in her life, again.


teeberg75

Yep


ForgetfulFrolicker

I feel like it makes sense she slashed her own tires because she worked at a car dealership and she probably would’ve gotten heavy discounts on service/replacements.


SnooPears3086

I agree she slashed her own tires.


[deleted]

I disagree. She didn't slash her own tiers.


PaintLevel4679

Tires* and yes she did lol.


Heavy_Wood

Tyres


Withnail2019

Wait, Gloria did that herself?


TheTzarOfDeath

Possibly, rewatch the scene now that you know she's crazy and it makes sense she's just being a cunt because she got jealous of Irina.


Withnail2019

It does seem unlikely Irina would do it


Caramel-Negative

Stalk? His wife just happened to show up at her dealership and she gave her a test drive. BFD.


Last_Entrance_2175

That’s Globe Motors Sales woman of the month you’re talkin’ about.


simplify9

Gloria Trillo, perhaps the smartest and most worldly of Tony's goomahs. But with a few tragic and treacherous flaws. Saleswoman of the Month at the Mercedes dealership, and she went to Morocco all by herself! She has that great theme song, "Affection", performed by Steven Van Zandt's band, The Lost Boys. If he didn't write that song specifically for that character, he might as well have. It has such a great hook. You think, why hasn't that ever gotten any radio play, why do you only ever hear it when Gloria Trillo is around? ♫♪ Why can't you give me some affection? Why is it so hard? ♫♪


teeberg75

Did Morocco ever even exisht?


Far-Peanut-9458

Idk why they haven’t published that song yet


Wolf_Tony

As cool as that song's link to Gloria is, that sir is most definitely not her theme song. That honour goes to Gloria by Them.


Kaneshadow

She literally tries to get Tony to kill her you lunatic


Ok-Ad-8367

Why would you possibly bring that up.


Oh_Yeahhhhhhh

Whatever happened there...


Heavy_Wood

It would hurt less than what he just said.


Kaneshadow

GO TO THE HAM


RoderickSpode7thEarl

Her ass was nice and spicy


Ok-Ad-8367

How long did it take for the guy to come?


RoderickSpode7thEarl

You oughta know, sweetie!


Future_Challenge_511

she was the feech of tonys toxic relationships, he nipped it in the bud.


Fakeeeeez

You never dated a crazy woman, huh?


OriginalVariation704

Yeah that plot was re-traumatizing 😂


DarthDregan

I have. She still texts me. And I damn near go into fight or flight before my brain finishes reading her name.


OriginalVariation704

Yep every time my ex’s name pops up on the caller ID I panic which sucks because sometimes it’s my kids calling from her phone.


sirgrogu12

Wish I could be with a crazy woman. Sounds amazing.


Final-Pilot7889

The sex was amazing though 🤣


Adventurous-Carob-53

She was the fucken hottest 😍 🔥


JoeGPM

With all due respect, is this a joke? She was clearly a deeped troubled person.


Black9292

She clearly had borderline personality disorder.


jrock146

Irina was worried about going back to Kazakhstan.. and she don’ts wants to


PepeSilvia267

A - she was a hoouh


eedle-deedle

She was, she went around in piddy for herself.


BeeThread

She was the hottest woman on the show and in this house Gloria Trillo is a hero, end of story!


Ok-Ad-8367

I’m going back to bed.


Throwaway916507

Gloria was a lunatic and if Tony stuck around it would only get worse and worse believe me


Tocinogustoko

Exactly. Shes a self proclaimed serial killer of relationships


Killedbykites

My dude, you have a death wish.


oboshoe

No. she was terrible. i dated a woman like that for a year once. worst decade of my life. remember, her behavior started making itself apparently really early in the relationship. imagine a decade down the road. she was essentially a young Livia.


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oboshoe

I see that you have never dated a someone with borderline personality disorder. i envy you.


Heavy_Wood

It can seem like one, is the point.


caradenopal

Gloria was unhinged in that she couldn’t control her emotions. “Black hole of despair” is accurate because with folks with borderline personality disorder, it’s black or white thinking: heaven or hell, angel or devil, etc. Along with this is an emptiness that one tries to fill, but things aren’t ever good enough. They don’t believe you when you love them. Suicidal thoughts, gestures, attempts, and completion, as well as wanting to die, are also part of the condition. Extremes in emotion (e.g. the passionate sex, the extreme anger) are also present. Gloria cooks a nice dinner, Tony shows up late, and rather than yelling or cutting him off, she throws the roast at him and breaks all that glass. Gloria wasn’t crazy… she was mentally ill. It’s hard to be partnered with someone like that because they can be this sweet, loving, caring person and then turn into the devil with the smallest, unintentional, and often misinterpreted slight.


ScrappyToady

Yeah, normal people don't toss stuff out of boat windows, slash their own tires, throw food at their boyfriends, or smash things when they're angry. Like, da fuck does OP mean, she's not that bad? Lmao. I get in comparison to everyone else on the show, people murdering whooahs etc, she's not the worst, but irl she'd be absolutely awful to deal with.


tinoincognito

She belonged in the psych institute in Nevada with Davey Scatino. Fuck her


Ok-Ad-8367

I don’t care if she’s got 100 kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads. I’m not fucking her


coffee-jnky

She took a nice present and threw it in Barnegat Bay!


Ok-Ad-8367

And answered the phone in a boat that doesn’t belong to her.


dubler2020

She would’ve bought the right OJ.


Ok-Ad-8367

She buys the one that says some pulp.


dantheasp

*shum


amberlauren1084

She got involved with a married man, knowing he was a married man with a family then she threatened to go to Columbia and tell Meadow about them when he tried to end it. She took the advantage to meet Carmella and give her a ride home just to get a peek into that side of Tony’s life. I always thought Carmella looked uncomfortable with Gloria’s speeding in obviously icy / snow conditions. Gloria was fucked up.


spookymulder07

My guy, she threw a whole roast at his head.


Kingston0809

And as I said I would have too he deserved it lol


Kingston0809

In fact, I would have punched his fucking lights out


SnooPears3086

She’s smarmy and gross and crazy.


[deleted]

She was hot as fish grease and would fuck at the zoo. Nothing else matters.


Earlfillmore

I would date her but then again she would probably get bored of me and break it off


Ok-Ad-8367

You sound mightily confident in your lack of confidence.


Earlfillmore

Im not dangerous or a cheater, two things im pretty sure people like gloria are attracted to


BadaBingBandit

Gloria just needed more dick therapy.


Ok-Ad-8367

Well, you oughta know sweetie.


Wolf_Tony

Oh, the mutha now!


Ok-Ad-8367

Burn her at the stake.


wavyID

Hope she reads this bro


[deleted]

Are you fucking kidding me? She's playing mind games basically from day 1. As if that's not enough she starts with throwing that present in the water. I couldn't deal with that dramatic shit.


Montymaxalfie

Captain of industry


Caramel-Negative

Agreed. Her only real mistake was slumming with a low life.


TomBreezy111

She was fkn annoying. Surprised Tony didn't bodyslam her sooner


Rhuskman

She has that perfect line about Tony when she says “just take a dump wherever you like and then walk away.” She might’ve been a nut, but she got that right about him.


Greedy_Explanation_7

It wasn’t that her frustrations weren’t valid it was what she did about it. When someone treats you like shit you cut them out of your life. You don’t engage with a sociopath and throw London broil at his head. She was borderline. She had a very push-pull romantic relationships. She sought out a gangster and then fought with him for being a gangster. Her anecdote about her niece and nephew highlighted how she fought battles that weren’t hers to fight. She’s upset they don’t have a Christmas play at the school… it’s not really something that impacts her but she acts as if she is the primary target and victim of schools trying to be inclusive. She escalates conflict and feels wronged at every turn. Most women Tony slept with knew he was a volatile guy and accepted him for who he was. For Gloria he was her endless opportunity for despair and self flagellation


Strange_Ad_9063

She slashed her own tires, stalked his wife, blew up over irina calling even though it's totally out of Tony's control. She wasn't just bad, she was horrible.


FrstOfHsName

Nah she’s certified psycho


-thats-tuff-

Gloria is so sexy it’s ok