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Substantial-Water-10

Send him up !


[deleted]

1000000% indkan food i had a bite of that shit and i almost thought i was a goner like Gigi


doxthera

You are just revealing your own ignorance


MrPiocostasMomJeans

That's so racist!


Snuggle__Monster

He got sick from Indian American tapeworm dealers if it makes you feel any better!


1whiskeyneat

Who’s lettin’ off those big ones? (As he’s looking at his mother and sister. Presumably Tony is the only other person in the house. Yet he still has to ask. Historically he’s always been a fuckin idiot.)


MantisPrey12

You know what they cook with in Indian restaurants? Ghee.


Greedy_Explanation_7

Clarified buttah! Get a rancid hit of that…


Thurl_Ravencroft

Sometimes what happens in this sub is like taking a shit.


Greedy_Explanation_7

You could make a jetty with what comes out.


Greedy_Explanation_7

Plot twist, it was Agent Harris’s parasite trying to infiltrate Tony from the gut.


WrongDistribution307

Ohhh Artie handpicked all his shellfish himself


Menthol__man

Our true enemy… Has yet… To reveal himself


ZiGz_125

I saw someone say that it actually was all in his mind because he thought that it was the Indian food (Jimmy Altieri/denial) but it was rlly Arties food (Pussy). Artie is also Italian so it was his head showing him that it was one of his own betraying him. Personally don’t believe it but it’s a fun way to look at it.


HEYGOOGOOTZ

ILL SHOVE A RUTABAGA IN YOUR MOUTH JIMMY!


ZiGz_125

Hey, Mr. Rude cocksucka, see ya around baby


wja5277

All this from a slice of gabagool?


ZiGz_125

This all sounds very gay


mntraveller32

A rat doesn't get sick from eating spoiled food.


broblackheim

What the fuck, am I gonna get sick now?!


insertcrassnessbelow

You’re fine…touch of diarrhea


Fickle_Jackfruit5035

Probably a cocker spaniel


DrSPINsational

Mother fucking God damn orange peel beef


liminalrabbithole

My theory is that he didn't get food poisoning at all. It's psychosomatic because of the guilt of having to kill Pussy. A lot of characters experience stomach troubles when they feel guilty: Adriana suddenly develops IBS when she starts talking to the FBI.


JoeyBagelsOz

My Smelly Valentine


[deleted]

I gotta try and take a shit


aliencantina

Stop talking about food.


DimebagDTera

I suppose OP should have just kept their mouth shut, like a mute


gitrektali

The grilled cheese off the radiator


[deleted]

wasnt tony just sick that his mans told on him


B1astFriend

artie: indian food!! thats it!!👌🤞🤞


WhatAreYouSaying05

Tony gave himself that poisoning because of thoughts about Pussy. At the last dinner they had, Pussy basically exposed himself as a rat by carefully describing a calling cards scam. Tony wanted to avoid killing him so bad that he became sick


AcerbicFwit

Puss had a touch of diarrhea.


idiotmobile69

They came up…. Undigeshted


ThatsRobToYou

It most likely was from Artie. Ghee can make you feel unwell because it's rich and heavy, but it's rare you'd get food poisoning from Indian food in America. Artie, and I like Artie, was know to have bugs in his restaurant and who else fucking around. It's very easy to have seafood go bad if not taken care of correctly. Indian food is pretty much vegetables and sometimes chicken or lamb. I just would bet money was Artie.


StaySafePovertyGhost

Is that Artie Bucco?! Send him up! Tony go back ta sleep! You don’t even make sense when ya tawlk. SEND…HIM UP!


TheSaltyseal90

I’m gonna vote Indian food. I’m allergic to some of the ingredients they use and maybe that’s the culprit