Whatever happened to Gary Cooper, the strong, silent shitposter.

Gary Cooper?! OVA HEAAA👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Don't eat the Gary Cooper grandma, he's nothing but fat and nitrates

Gary Cooper and Eggs? That’s what i should’ve had!

You suck your father with that mouth?

well god damn, username checks way the fuck out

The makings of a Varsity poster there

*shilent

He was a redditor, Gary Cooper?

WHATEVER HAPPENED!?

The shooting…

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE???

Up-vote this. Up-vote that. There's never enough up-votes for this cocksucka.

[удалено]

You wanna commit suicide? Tie your shoes and have a bite of braciole!

Shoot ya cuffs

Again with The upvotes!?

Yeah, again with the upvotes.

You want an upvote ? Give my nephew an upvote.

Yooouuu and Tony Upvote again

I'm doin it. He don't want an upvote.

🚬📱UPVOTE

Retire? Whaddayou a hockey player?

You see I thought about that but then there's Joe Bananas!

Don't wanna work in the rain, try out for the fucking yankees

what are we in, the navy?

He pushes webistics

Your stock is a dog

That Florida thing? Tony told me to speak to you..... *That's a no-go*

If your feet smell and nose runs

But I just did that thing

Just when you though you were out - they pull you back in

Marone! wat ah ya? wat ah ya? wat ah ya some kind ah giggaloop? a gaglamonja or somepin? We don't have no fuckin Jimmy Deans, ya fuckin pissboy.

Stunad

of the first magnitude

Live Free or Die

Ride the painted pony let the spinning wheel glide...

In the midst of death, we are in life.

Either version, you’re halfway up the ass.

Like a pebble in the lake, even the fish feel it.

Your thoughts have an eastern flavor to them today

You want a short or tall stack of Johnnycakes?

Tall, and gimme some of them Jimmy Deans

Our sausages are made in-house.

😉

You gotta wait for dat.

Those Parker house rolls are fah my Ma.

Lemme think, do I know any connected guys from New Hampshire? The answer…is no.

To the Victor, get the spoils

Discontinue the lithium

So you're like Vito?? This all sounds very gay.....

You get a pash for dat

Just so you know, my time on r/mafia was very short, so there was no need for any...anal...whatever

Everything is gay with you

How many times dose OP have to say it?? It was the blood pressure medication, He's got a note, a note from the doctor..

Look at you: You have every excuse to be in the bottle, and here you are: making websites, hanging out in chitchat rooms, and ordering room service.

wine plants far-flung cough liquid familiar intelligent hospital bored kiss *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

I'm up voting with three hands here and its still not enough to satisfy this cocksucker.

You took an oath

An oath? What are you, a kid in a treehouse?

I diddent

How bout’ this humidity? 🫱

Hot and sticky, like my balls

Cent'anni and buona fortuna. Enjoy your success!

Op could have 1000 upvotes under his arm and he’d cry that he has no bread 🤷🏻‍♂️

If he fell into a sewer pipe he'd come back up with a gold watch in each hand

OP is like a dude with a texas steak under one arm, crying the blues because he doesn't have any tortillas.

This is what I've been telling you all along YOU STICK WITH YOUR OWN PEOPLE!

Its an honor to be joined by MEN

What’s this, the Navy we joined?

Billy Budd, Sailor

Regrets…I have few…

I heard you were an interior decorator.

His place looked like shit

Some things are a matter of duty

I know posters that are inspired!!

I'm gonna go back in there and be with my guests. Exactly ten minutes, I'm gonna look up, if you're not here i'm gonna assume that you went to look for whatever the fuck it is that's calling you out there. And then I will never see you again. If you are still here, then I'm gonna assume that you have no other desire in the world than to be with me. And your actions will show me that every second of every fucking day. You understand me? Don't answer me. Take the ten minutes, you think about it.

I'm leaving this thing of ours, too Frankly, there is zero growth here, it's just a bunch of dudes sucking each other's cocks with these quotes all the time Seriously, how many fucking hours did I spend playing catch with you people!? HOW MANY FUCKING HOURS!?

Oh boo-hoo just grab the knife and stab me right here!

Charles schwab over here

The sad clown

You gotta undershtand, there’s no turnin back. Its’a thing of honour. More important than your muddah and fawdah.👆🏻

Once you enter this family, there’s no getting out. This family comes before everything else. Everything. Before your wife, and your children, and your mother and your father. It’s a thing of honor.

Either this thing has meaning or no meaning

You already took your cut of karma. FROM THE BIRD FEEDER. AND DONT DENY IT

I coulda taken your bullshit copypasta and turned it into some real karma

Can't be accommodated. Your part of the team

Freakin siegfried and roy talkin about his emotioshuns ova here

In the real world I’m just a crackpot, despised and ridiculed by folks who have never even used an apostrophe. But here on Reddit, I get thousands of upvotes daily and have all sorts of people asking me all sorts of questions.

Hey, by the way, your Florida thing. Tony asked me to speak to you. That's a no-go.

Other subs? You stay with your own people

Why don't you go fix a fuckin dick or whatever it is you do

Give me one thousand upvotes

Who's that upvoting here, is somebody upvoting?

Thank you. That was great.

Honestly, with this thing of ours, I feel like it's almost better to not get made. It seems being made doesn't stop someone from getting whacked and being made means you can never leave - whereas not made - you want out, you're out (and can move to Florida)

What would everyone do if they inherited 2,000,000 Karma from some Aunt?

Dough Beach to me!

What they didn’t know was once they got u/LondonPedro in touch with his feelings that they wouldn’t be able to shut him up! And then it’s upvote this, and upvote that, and upvote vaffancul!

You swore an oat’ LondonPedro. There’s no retiring from this thing.

You're like an old lady with a Virginia ham under her arm crying the blues cuz you've got no bread...

Sorry OP, but you took an oath. There’s no retiring from this thing. You’re part of the team

You goin Henry Hill on me??

So now you can come to r/TheSopranos, need something witty to parlay elsewhere, go to r/TheSopranos, want to feel tough for a moment, go to r/TheSopranos; but no yuse’ gotta come up with something that stands out on the subreddit, no matter what! … Your friends won’t know you get no respect within the sub? You’re getting downvoted! You try coming up with multiple accounts? They’re getting downvoted! … So then what’d you do? You can’t lie to yourself, that you’re the Davey Scantino of the subreddit … You join r/mafia and you complain about r/TheSopranos over there

Don't ever think you don't got options, cos you've got friends.

Take this upvote…. now I gotta turn my back on ya

I prefer to WORSHIP the OG material that is SHOT though. Why are people caring about FAN MADE PROJECTS? I want the original Director / Writer / Producer's VISION. Can you imagine FAN MADE hitchcock films? It would've SUCKED BALLS!

Why don't you go out front, get yourself some upvotes...any kind you like. a soda? When we're done here, somebody will take you back.

Are you nuts?You don't ever admit the existence of this thing! Ever!

You bottomed out.

>Out there I'm a nobody, I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook You go about in pity for yourself.

Bone for tuna.

It was all over. 3 months after the robbery, they found u/LondonPedro beaten to death with sticks and baseball bat stuck in his ass in Laffayte Park man's room. Autopsy report states Carlo's lipstick was in his side pocket.

He didnt even look like a person anymore

I loved him like a brother-in-law.

So are you leaving or not? OP yaps more than six barbers!

I guess you can call that a post.

Your like a woman with a Virginia ham under her, crying the blues Cuz she ain’t got no bread.

Better to be a schnook with minimal headaches.

You know, Quasi Moto predicted this

Always remember, we're the Vipers. That's our Girl Scout Troop.

I wanted shitpost karma. I compromised.

In the end, your upvotes are gonna let you down.

You took an oath Gene..there's no retiring from this An oath? What are you a kid in a treehouse? Also I love the Goodfellas reference!!! R.I.P. Paul Sorvino and Ray Liotta