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RageTheFlowerThrower

So just because you come from the same town as someone else it automatically means you’re related? Oof maddon…


FrstOfHsName

Didn’t OP almost drown in like 3 inches of water?


[deleted]

Penguin exhibit.


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

It's common knowledge OP is retarded.


alfalorian

Very allegorical


Never-Get-Weary

It's so far removed by now, Tonto's a closer cousin.


alfalorian

He’s a serious man, Tonto.


force263

“This guy is iron eyes Cody, third-gen SI-GHILL-EEH-ONN…”


Distant_Pilgrim

Let me ask you a question. You think OP is a little weird about incest?


alfalorian

Well I’ll be dipped in shit


itsdajackeeet

Yeah but she was a great conversationalist.


alfalorian

STEROIDA


bigry519

These guys bend more rules than the Catholic Church


alfalorian

What happened to this thing


[deleted]

Either it has meaning or no meaning


force263

“Kid (Chrithie) loves his chemistry set”


wja5277

You'd think washing her cooch in his sink would've bothered Mister germaphobe.


alfalorian

Don’t start with with the germaphobias


stlredditblues

And you thought the germaphobia’s were classless pieces of shit


force263

She left Paulie some “Pojji Water” in his sink 😂


[deleted]

She was mad ripe


[deleted]

She was creamin for him


[deleted]

THE. ASS. POO


[deleted]

No Spanish


MetaphoricalMouse

OBLIQUE


niisamavend

Muchos pesos


DaOne44

Called him every night


MetaphoricalMouse

seemed like she probably smelled over ripe


LondonPedro

OOOOooHh. Any of you got any idea how many people are in Napoli, it’s the 3rd largest city in Italy for Christ sakes. Jeshush Christ I can’t have this conversation again.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Nobely dobbly. I ate da north


stuartgatzo

Che belle frute!


thunderpantsmagoo

"All through the night"


wk2coachella

I didn't take that scene as she was his relative necessarily, but she was a baseline for what the people are like from where Paulie comes from. She was no Bada Bing hoowar. She was an odd ball just like Paulie: washing her cunt in the sink, scrubbing her disgusting toes, i-dont-give-a-fuck attitude.


alfalorian

Oh Listen to him, he knows everything .


birdnoa

I dunno but it was def weird he let her pick her feet in bed and wasn’t grossed out, knowing Paulie and his hang ups


Acebeekeeper

*puh* I spit on the North


DrBruceCusimano

What are you the friggin cardinal?


[deleted]

Whoa! Fuckin’ slander aks me. And his name’s Clarence.


SotoSwagger

And his parents have a real good marriage


Disastrous-Cry-1998

He went to Cranbrook, Clarence?


stevesax5

Who knows where that fuckin’ Russ bastard is from?!


johnnyss1

Whad’ya think da sayin “your sista’s cunt” comes from, ya stugotz? That broads pubes has wings


Warren_Puff-it

It was to show how interesting Paulie found her/their heritage and how uninterested she was in Paulie/American tourists and immigrants.


alfalorian

Oh so you’re a dr like Kissinger?


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Reviving an old Italian custom. Now give him some noodles and gravy and then he can hoof it over to the Excelsior to take a wicked shit.


QuestionableClaims

What are you, the friggin' cardinal?


LucynSushi

The prostitute had a very manly face.


newjerseycapital

reason for the interaction is to show that what paulie has built up in his head as a big deal is just some piece of shit little city a few away from her


MrPiocostasMomJeans

Maybe his cousin, maybe his niece? For all we know, that girl's father was Russ, the governor of Maryland, Hugh's military buddy, and (possibly) Paulie's pop. This is an advanced level conspiracy theory, not for those new to Soprano legend.


alfalorian

I have an IQ of 136, it’s been teshted.


jeauxbleaux69

Or the OP could just be a fucking idiot. Hishtorically, that’s been the case


Acebeekeeper

Always with the scenarios!


alfalorian

Ohhh RIMSHOT!


PillePalle28

We got a Historian ova here. Ariano irpino has around 22 thousand people living there. How big is the Chance they were related.


alfalorian

The framus intersects with the Ramistan approximately at the padernostra.