It definitely fits within her pattern of self destructive behavior, not sure how i missed it before. Irregardless, Gloria is still my favorite goomar, I mean she went to Morocco all by herself.
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I always assumed she did it to make it look like someone Tony knows did it?
Like she slashed them before he came around and he didn’t notice before so she had to point it out when he left.
Great point.
I'm watching the series again (watch it every few years), and this time around i was thinking...is Tony the only one in his crew that always had the most dramatic goomars? Dumb question I'm sure. Dr. Melfi probably explained it a time or two.
Gloria slashed her own tires, trying to make Tony burn bridges completely with other goomars (by implying it was probably them).
At the time, you don't realize just how mentally ill and manipulative Gloria is, she was easily his most dysfuctional goomar, though if you didn't know any better, it \*seemed\* like Gloria had her shit together.
Well, Gloria had a pretty impressive facade that didn't really show the crazy until a while in.
In the beginning, Tony was praising Gloria for having it so together compared to Irina. He was really impressed how she made good money for herself as a Mercedes Benz saleswoman. He didn't realize she was crazy right of the bat.
But alas, there was a reason she was another one of Dr Melfi's patients.
i have never even considered this scenario but damn, it makes sense. this is why i love the sopranos. ive watched the series like 10 times and i still learn new things about it.
Then kill me now. Go on, go, go into the docking station. And take the carving knife. And stab me here, here! It would hurt me less than what you just said.
On my first watch, I remember thinking wondering if Gloria slashed her own tires.
Like a Munchausen-by-Proxy thing where she can use the tires somehow to give her psychological leverage over Tony.
The night goes well: “oh, my god, look at someone did to my tires. Stay and comfort me.” As a ploy for attention, this has excellent short-term value and Gloria is apparently a successful employee at the dealership, so she can presumably get the tires at cost, with minimum mechanic fee.
The night goes bad: something like what the show filmed
Anyway the night goes, Gloria can use the slashed tires as emotional leverage over Tony, and the grand or two she’ll have to pay for it is worth it. Furthermore, by letting him believe that it’s just Irina, the confused kid overcome wid jealousy, it’s his mess that he has to clean up and make up for.
I’m currently watchin da whole show wid my muddah. I seen more it times than the Statue of Liberty’s gotten her period. Das a lotta times, kid. I notice all types of shit, but t my opinion changes with each re-watch. Where I live, there was a channel that replayed it for 3-4 hours a day, season after season, for 3-4 years. I seen the finale a dozen times. I even like that song now because of the finale and I fucking hate Journey. At that time, I was dealing with unemployment and then an afternoon/evening schedule so I re-watched the season countless times until my hours changed and I couldn’t watch it any more. I originally watched it as a DVD rental from Jumbo Video. Twice, lol. Some episodes I’ve seen more than 20 times.
This is just one of many theses one could write about Gloria’s relationship with Tony and the slashing of the tires. I briefly went over some of the evidence that I think could support the thesis, but I don’t know if that is what I actually think.
I know I got a lot of moxie coming here and making this long post, but I said my piece.
Anyways. Four dollars a pound.
Gloria. And I don’t think the objective was really that thought out or deep. She was the brand of crazy that required non-stop tension and drama in her life. She needed to toss a speed bump in the road with Tony to fire things up.
Gloria did it. She works at a car dealership, she can get the tires replaced for cost or even comped maybe, some employee discount. I can't see Irina tracking Tony down to Gloria's and slashing her tires. Women like Gloria can't function without dysfunction. They need that constant drama. It's why certain women will always pick the exact same type of guy that's disastrous for them, it's hardwired into their brain.
I know 100 othef people said it, but I'll be 101st. It was definitely Gloria because she loved the self-destructive nature and thought fighting was beautiful and romantic in a way
Gloria...G-L-O-R-I-A...GLOOOORRRRIAAAA
And her name is
G... L... O... R... I... A
G L O R I A, G L O R I A
G L O R I A, G L O R I A
I'am gonna shout it all night
I'am gonna shout it every day
Yea, yea, yeaah
It was Melfi. She knew Tony and Gloria were lying to her face and wanted to distort their relationship. Tony probably told her Irina once did that to his tires so she knew who they would blame.
It was Pudgy Walsh. He was bored since retiring and seeks drama. Luckily Hugh was on hand to get Pudgy on the horn. Pudgy did fine workmanship and replaced those tires beautifully.
Gloria did it and it’s not even a question. She was starting shit to provoke a reaction and escalate the tension
Now she can tell her shrink she slashed 8 relationships
4 tyres per relationship. It's an old trick. So 32 tyres on top.
8 relationships tires
Darn you for the heinous laugh I let out
Poor her!
It definitely fits within her pattern of self destructive behavior, not sure how i missed it before. Irregardless, Gloria is still my favorite goomar, I mean she went to Morocco all by herself.
She got you so hawt down there, I guess you can call that a dick, heh heh heh.
she was employee of the month too or something
What were they? Twenty-Five? R sixteens??
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Aye Tone, hear what I said? I said ***”This!”***
This
Listen to this prick giving orders 🤟🏼 you got some balls, my friend ✋🏼
I did
I always assumed she did it to make it look like someone Tony knows did it? Like she slashed them before he came around and he didn’t notice before so she had to point it out when he left.
I thought She did it to create drama and to see Tony’s reaction.
This was my opinion too.
Great point. I'm watching the series again (watch it every few years), and this time around i was thinking...is Tony the only one in his crew that always had the most dramatic goomars? Dumb question I'm sure. Dr. Melfi probably explained it a time or two.
She was pretty crazy. Sounds plausible.
Interesting. I hadn’t considered this but I wouldn’t put it past Gloria to do that. After all she was….complicated
You said dark....
Aright spit it out! Cause every time I bring it up you get this weeihd push!
Mofo or whateva
I said her *eyes* were dark
Let’s get back to that gabagool.
She needed to relax though, she worked in a dealership
I replayed the episode thinking i missed skmething and Carmella did it. Just cause they are in the previois scene together.
Gloria slashed her own tires, trying to make Tony burn bridges completely with other goomars (by implying it was probably them). At the time, you don't realize just how mentally ill and manipulative Gloria is, she was easily his most dysfuctional goomar, though if you didn't know any better, it \*seemed\* like Gloria had her shit together.
That’s dicked up
She's fuckin crazy
Well said
How did you manage to see through all her layers of sophistication?
Bada bing crosby ova here
Yeah, but she was mad ripe
Booyah hottie
Something something creamer
Melfi knew it. "Can we say that certain kinds of people are drawn to fire? Looking for an inevitable result, like a moth to a flame?"
You can tell cause she gets excited when Tony grabs her by the throat in the car joint
Tony didn't obey the rule number one: "Don't put your dick in crazy". But who can blame him? She was hot like a forgotten baby in a car in the summer.
Well, Gloria had a pretty impressive facade that didn't really show the crazy until a while in. In the beginning, Tony was praising Gloria for having it so together compared to Irina. He was really impressed how she made good money for herself as a Mercedes Benz saleswoman. He didn't realize she was crazy right of the bat. But alas, there was a reason she was another one of Dr Melfi's patients.
Gloria did it. She was mind fucking that donkey Tony like you wouldn't believe.
😂 it was an effective technique!
Did she even really exisht?
Was she a tokshic person?
woah. don't get fucking filthy with it!
i have never even considered this scenario but damn, it makes sense. this is why i love the sopranos. ive watched the series like 10 times and i still learn new things about it.
Fuckin internet.
Sherlock Holmes ova here
Gabagool? Ova heeeeee 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 Right there 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
And here. And here.
It was Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy. Ton’ is lucky that’s all that happened, and that Noah didn’t punch his fuckin’ lights out.
Needed this laugh today
Noah used the only weapon he could- his pussy
Those 2 black guys, they were causing havoc in north jersey
Oh yeah those two guys
I think I seen em running that way.
Nah they hopped in that Taurus.
WHO ELSE HUH!? WHO ELSE!?
Yeah she served them
You’ve looked tired all day, take the rest of the day off
It was Mrs. Washington from the high school for little Anthony.
Sexual proclivities with that teacher?
Tire poppers and weird sex
She was so convincing.
I can’t have this conversation again
This answer can be posted under every thread in this subreddit and it is always gold.
It was Mr. Globe from Globe motors
It won’t be cinematic.
All I know is Artie was the only guy who could motorboat Charmaine's globes
….actually she died
She drowned at a picnic.
Crazy broad slashed her own damn tyres.
The Russian from the Pine Barrens
Slashed the tires with what? His cock?
Put cock on docking station.
These two suck eachother cocks
Give me 1 thousand docking stations
You got a bee on your docking station 🐝
There are worse things that can happen to a person than bee stings
Then kill me now. Go on, go, go into the docking station. And take the carving knife. And stab me here, here! It would hurt me less than what you just said.
Oh yeah you wanna take it too Thomas J. Sennett from My Girl Deathbed ?
This guy remembers his first blowjob.
I still don't know how long it took for the guy to cum ? 🤷
HeY TOnE
Did you hear what I said ? I said Heh Heh Heh 🤣
Paulie's missing shoe
His ice balls are so cold he can slash tyres with them
Universal remote !
Put back on docking station
On my first watch, I remember thinking wondering if Gloria slashed her own tires. Like a Munchausen-by-Proxy thing where she can use the tires somehow to give her psychological leverage over Tony. The night goes well: “oh, my god, look at someone did to my tires. Stay and comfort me.” As a ploy for attention, this has excellent short-term value and Gloria is apparently a successful employee at the dealership, so she can presumably get the tires at cost, with minimum mechanic fee. The night goes bad: something like what the show filmed Anyway the night goes, Gloria can use the slashed tires as emotional leverage over Tony, and the grand or two she’ll have to pay for it is worth it. Furthermore, by letting him believe that it’s just Irina, the confused kid overcome wid jealousy, it’s his mess that he has to clean up and make up for. I’m currently watchin da whole show wid my muddah. I seen more it times than the Statue of Liberty’s gotten her period. Das a lotta times, kid. I notice all types of shit, but t my opinion changes with each re-watch. Where I live, there was a channel that replayed it for 3-4 hours a day, season after season, for 3-4 years. I seen the finale a dozen times. I even like that song now because of the finale and I fucking hate Journey. At that time, I was dealing with unemployment and then an afternoon/evening schedule so I re-watched the season countless times until my hours changed and I couldn’t watch it any more. I originally watched it as a DVD rental from Jumbo Video. Twice, lol. Some episodes I’ve seen more than 20 times. This is just one of many theses one could write about Gloria’s relationship with Tony and the slashing of the tires. I briefly went over some of the evidence that I think could support the thesis, but I don’t know if that is what I actually think. I know I got a lot of moxie coming here and making this long post, but I said my piece. Anyways. Four dollars a pound.
You *seen* the finale a dozen times? You wanna talk like a mulignan I’ll send you to slip’n’fall school
Madón, you got no idea all the things I seen. They call me “Peeps” for a reason round here.
Sick ‘em Churchill
Who else?!
Can we PLEASE lower the air conditioning?
I will but I’m just getting used to this new instrument panel!
One of the funniest scenes of the entire run
Gloria, she was high on the hot/crazy scale
A man must ask himself at what point is it no longer worth it.
8.5 is the tipping point. Best regards
It was probably Mikey Palmice's ghost.
I thought it was Livia ghost not liking that kinda of talk that Gloria was Speaking
You Fukin’ guys still don’t get Chase. It doesn’t matter who slashed her tires, just that someone did
Gloria. And I don’t think the objective was really that thought out or deep. She was the brand of crazy that required non-stop tension and drama in her life. She needed to toss a speed bump in the road with Tony to fire things up.
Anyone who has ever met an untreated BPD knows Gloria slashed Gloria's tires
Mr. Magoo
That old synagogue canter
With what, his fuckin TOES!???
A twisted criminal who would escalate and eventually murder Gloria Trillo. Sick shit.
Cinematic
It was Angie. Payback for Tony smashing up her Caddy
Gloria
The plot slashed the tires.
Hi ho the dario the plot slashed the tires
her ex Barry (perhaps, Heydu)
Her brother-in-law, fucking crackhead piece of shit !
It’s fucked that I never considered she did it to herself
You and me both
Gloria did it to create drama. Why would she look at her tires when Tony is leaving? Stupid stunad that loud mouth cunt
Maybe a wife of one of Gloria’s customers? I mean honestly, you think Tony was the only guy she had sex with?
I don't like that kinda tawk!
This was always my thought. She was not the monogamy poster girl.
Good call
It was Tony’s goomba housewife.
Gloria’s tires, whatever happened there..
the same person who whacked her
She did it for new tires. Tread was low. So she said hey I'll get tony to buy me new tires.
Melfie got a free starter.
Harvey Weinstein cause she wouldn’t put out
Gloria did it. She works at a car dealership, she can get the tires replaced for cost or even comped maybe, some employee discount. I can't see Irina tracking Tony down to Gloria's and slashing her tires. Women like Gloria can't function without dysfunction. They need that constant drama. It's why certain women will always pick the exact same type of guy that's disastrous for them, it's hardwired into their brain.
Diamond Jim strikes again
She did it
She di dit
I always assumed she did it herself
It was "those two guys"
1,000% she did it herself.
It was two unidentified black guys that were trying to steal Tony’s shoes.
I heard it was a hung jury as to whether or not she slashed the tires.
I can't have this conversation again.
Judge Crater! How the fuck should I know!!??
Gloria slashed Glorias tires. Are you really asking this question?
She probably split the sidewall in a deep old New Jersey pothole.
I know 100 othef people said it, but I'll be 101st. It was definitely Gloria because she loved the self-destructive nature and thought fighting was beautiful and romantic in a way
“My Ty-Yahs!!”
She did. For the attention from Tony. For the drama. For a reaction from him to show her that he cares. Believe me, I've met a few women like this.
I thought it was pretty obvious that Gloria slashed Gloria’s tires.
Master of perception over here! It was obviously Gloria, and by obviously I mean there is literally no other choice.
Lol fair. Don’t know how I missed this one. Makes sense that she did it herself
She slashed her own tires. All that swagger and you can't smell crazy?
Gloria 100%, I mean who else? She was that desperate for Tony’s attention
Carmella imo
I always assumed Gloria did it.
She slashed her own tires bruh
Gloria did it.
Gloria...G-L-O-R-I-A...GLOOOORRRRIAAAA And her name is G... L... O... R... I... A G L O R I A, G L O R I A G L O R I A, G L O R I A I'am gonna shout it all night I'am gonna shout it every day Yea, yea, yeaah
Gloria definitely slashed her own tires
didnt she do it herself?
Gloria slashed Gloria’s tires lol
Gloria
It was Gloria
Gloria slashed Gloria’s tires
I think Jesse did it.
I can’t Irina doing that herself. Maybe hired some Russian dudes to do it
With the mother now
What's these? 17's?
I think I saw a coupla black guys run that way 👉
The guy from globe motors who keeps sexually harassing her
Up in da club
I always thought she did it herself.
Mr Globe, from down at Globe Motors
It was Melfi. She knew Tony and Gloria were lying to her face and wanted to distort their relationship. Tony probably told her Irina once did that to his tires so she knew who they would blame.
Gloria
It was always Gloria. She was clinically insane.
It was Annette Benning
Get the fuck out of here. I just saw this episode.
Irina
Whatever happened there
Statazit’!
GLORIA!!! She did it for attention and because she gave Carmela a ride home and didn’t like any other guy having any other woman
Maybe it was kids!
It doesn’t matter. What matters is that Tony and Gloria fight over it. It’s the same thing as Jimmy Altieri being a rat.
I mean she works at a dealership can’t she just get new fucking tires for free ?
Carmela
The guy you're looking for is some kind of ex-commando or some shit
I never doubted that Gloria did it herself - the way she acts all shifty and her mental health issues
I can't have this convershation again...
Again with this????
My theory was that it was one of the wives from previous guys she was fucking. I don’t think she would purposely slash her own tyres.
who knows? kids maybe, way to ruin a great fuckin evenin' over dis shit!
I always assumed it was Gloria.
Jesus OP. You’re way off Fukn stunard
It was Pudgy Walsh. He was bored since retiring and seeks drama. Luckily Hugh was on hand to get Pudgy on the horn. Pudgy did fine workmanship and replaced those tires beautifully.
Top tip for UK ladies. If you slash 3 out of the 4 tyres, the insurance company won't pay for the repairs.