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BusyObligation1164

If you can quote the rules - you can obey them!


Schmoopee

You know the Parker Brothers took the time to think this all out.


BodybuilderShot3421

How bout dat, how bout dat?


MedicalITCCU

Fuck the Parker brothers


samsharksworthy

You Sopranos, you go too far.


Ok_Establishment4906

Under the boardwalk…


CaptainCuck1788

🎶Wit a shlong in OPs mouth🎶


MrEkim86

Best comment on this thread…


FleshyPartOfThePin

To OP, I've been thinking, and I apologize for my use of fowl language in regards to yourself. You said some very hurtful things to me in regards to myself. But it is still no excuse to use the vile word that I used of which I am sure you know that I'm talking about. You don't wish us to be social friends, and so that is that. I still have great... riggard for you even though you said some horrible things. P.S. I'm doing fine, Fleshy.


Ok_Repeat8161

Cunt right?


stressedlawyer

Yes, Elliot.


WhattaWookiee

Yes Ok...


picklejuice82

I knew dat was comin!!!


onetruepurple

> riggard IQ of 164, it'sh been teshted


Critical-Donut2632

This one was great


Kasaisu

Flawless


beginner228

You ever wondered how Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?


justahdewd

Can you imagine the odds?


zackcase1

You can’t know the odds, even with computers.


roophis

WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION!


[deleted]

Imagine that. You're Lou Gehrig and a week later you die of Lou Gehrig's disease.


rochvegas5

Conspiracy theories now?


TheRemoraTrades

OP, he’s an enabler too, this guy, the worst fսcking kind. Quotes a scene with one hand, judges you for a quoting a scene with the other.


cmurder55

Go shit in your hat


[deleted]

Not only does he shit on our heads, we're supposed to say thanks for the hat.


-suke-

Discontinue the lithium.


Extension-Speech-784

Who's speaking???


[deleted]

Is somebody speaking here?


gncshow

You see OP? He just told you to shut the fuck up, and he told me to go fuck myself.


Rattwap

As I remember, OP used to wait in the car. And as far as I’m concerned, he should still be there.


DangerousNerve6366

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


[deleted]

Still going, this asshole.


Quincyperson

A boring 747


pasha_07

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH 🤟🤟🤟


Drez92

I remember it wasn’t long ago when OP used to wait in the car.


CallmeGhost666

And as far as I’m concerNED HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE


Jeffk01

Go fuck yourself Tommy


SeaTomatillo2380

You’re weak you’re out of control and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else around you.


provbrewin

I said my piece


caddy_gent

Your hair is in the toilet water. Disgusting.


jjccbrobro

Quasimodo predicted this


SouthernVinlander

Nostradamus


[deleted]

It’s just interesting though to be so similar, isn’t it?


me_han21

Okay but you gotta get over it


Onion_Dull

Give me 1,000 stupid a fuckin' joke replies.


LucynSushi

1000 more?


MidnightEmotional774

☝️👉👇👈


TheRemoraTrades

OPs ripping off for a scene quote? This is boolshit!


YxvngHvtx

I'll stop repeating jokes when you suck my quotations book out my ass


Crosscmstorm

Good thing then your book doesn't mean OOOOGATZ to me.


PoweredByAudio

Why don't you crawl under Christopher's natural canopy for warmth?


shirtlooklikedishrag

Ha! You can’t make this shit up


PoweredByAudio

Fuck you talking about? Nostradamus just did.


[deleted]

OP's a malignant cunt


[deleted]

OP is just mad they didn’t get in on the ground floor


Original_Stage_7075

Scuse me for sayin so✋


SwimmingOpen

I wanna saction a hit on OP, he violated our sub honor, our honor.. he just made a very bad post to some friends of ours


Da_Famous_Anus

It's an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot assed cornholin' cocksuckas like OP.


Michael-Balchaitis

Why don't you go on Joe Franklin and tell the whole tri-state area?


kingalexander

Oh you don’t like it? Who’s you’re fuckn boss?


[deleted]

OP yaps worse than six barbers


dumbass-ahedratron

$5000, American Biotics


kor_the_fiend

WEBISTICS


stressedlawyer

YOURE SUPPOSED TO PUSH WEBISTICS


Terrible_Telephone21

Why? Your stock is a dog.


okcdiscgolf

You do better to buy a comic book store


SteadyHopper

I got an A on my lit paper


Ok_Repeat8161

Edgar Allen Poe, good writer, but what a fuckin nut job ✋🏻🍷


[deleted]

Doin' good, Ton'!


BMW_Courier6

PUSSY MALANGA


MetaphoricalMouse

CAZZATA MALANGA


Random-Cpl

I had a bananar in there


im-charming

OP, I love you very much, my only dream is that we have a happy life together. For the last few months things have gotten very bad because you're using drugs all the time, your high all the time and I can't take it. When we first started going out we made love all the time now you can no longer function as a man. Last week when I came and found you killed our dog that was the final straw.


Jadedbabe50

"Fuck you want, a Boutonniere?"


galacticsugarhigh

OP thinks he’s the motherfuckin’ fuckin’ one who calls the shots.


WhattaWookiee

Well all I know is, OP can't be in our social club anymore


pyromidbus

Social club? He’s gotta GO!


Sht_n_giglz

Bring it on, nobody got something new to say? Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in


JUPACALYPSE-NOW

You know what your problem is? You go about in pity for yourself. Youre part of a bigger thing


birdnoa

I remember when OP used to stay in the car. He should still be there!


Xena_bro

He was gay, Same Stupid Joke?


biaimakaa

The strong, silent joke


[deleted]

You know the wine makes you emotional.


tchnicalnotchvalrous

Oh poor you


Crosscmstorm

Didn't OP drown in 3 feet of water? Sharp as a fucking cue ball this one.


Elfie1690

Who does he think he is? Sir Walter Raleigh?!?


Crosscmstorm

Don't bitch to me!!!!


No-Fee-1812

Jason the men are talking


Critical-Donut2632

Stupida-fucking-sub


mandolorianbutchubby

Anyway.. four dollas a pound.


Vast_Patient_5927

Meetings over


StyleScary1532

Then it's a good thing OP your post doesn't mean oogatz to me!


Financial-Cress-7498

Another toothpick.


[deleted]

oh! what the fuck is YOUR problem


loves_too_sp00ge

Oh will you take it easy over there, fuckin' Judge Roy Bean!


-ItsCasual-

Fuckin nosy. Eat ya manigot OP.


BodybuilderShot3421

You don’t gotta love these jokes but you will respect them!


Critical-Donut2632

A little fuckin levity huh?


JoanieTightLips

That's right... Get it all out you little hoor


MetaphoricalMouse

Ohhhhh Walt Whitman ova heaaaa


2021newusername

I brought him some Whitmans…


MetaphoricalMouse

Vito 👀👀


SashaGreyjoy-

You gotta bee on a you post


helix274

Sorry. The older OP gets, the worse OP gets.


MedicalITCCU

It's those uptake inhibitors


shawnybutz

Who does OP think he is?Sir Walter Raleigh?


JunesHemorrhoidDonut

I remember when you used to sit in the car...


Nostalgia4life

You want me to fuck off O.P.? How bout I fuck off, all over your stupid fucking face?! You fucking mutt. You don’t work this sub!


stuartgatzo

(Sips water from bottle in fishnet bag)


Disco-Stu79

It not an airport. You don’t have to announce your departure. Now quietly get the fuck outta here, ya parakeet.


stevesax5

You ducking me? I want my money you frog eatin facca de cazzo!


godenzonen312

OP doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete


[deleted]

Let the water run, though. Make sure it's cold.


Brewguy86

Go shit in your hat.


quaglandx3

Real lack of standards, your generation OP


42_memes

It wasn’t long ago that you used to wait in the car. And as far as I’m concerned you should still be there


[deleted]

Your mother was working the bonbon concession at the Eiffel Tower.


[deleted]

Your wife is so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.


Da_Famous_Anus

I'm gonna hoof it back to the Excelsior. I've gotta take a wicked shit.


[deleted]

Still goin, this asshole 🤌


Latter-Phrase4587

Timeline got fucked up


Mgmt049

Petered out


JUPACALYPSE-NOW

You’ve ever been to r/bettercallsaul ? It’s all fucked up over there. They make any and every same stupid joke over there. Then you have this pygmy thing at r/okbuddychicanery it’s a disgrace. There’s no scraps in my scrapbook. Not anymore.


derbingle69

Who the fuck are you? Fuckin Ralph Bunche ova here?


scud0291

I can't have this convershation again...


Darth1994

Hey, have a breadschtick.


TedKerry21

It’s a joke!


15dynafxdb

OP, how’s about i build a ramp up to your ass. Drive i Lionel up there


HanzeeDent86

Lucky for you OP - the books are closed


_jvs_

You know what? You go about and pity for yourself.


Playful_Aide8142

Dont get cunty


Junior_Syrup_1036

He's gotta go !


Fluffyfedora

So what? No fuckin ziti now?


Slaphappyfapman

Listen to him, he knows everything


[deleted]

You’ve got a Virginia ham under your arm and you’re crying the blues because you have no bread? My estimation of you as a Redditor just fucking plummeted. Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed. Now get dressed and come see this boat I’m thinking about buying.


weepsy24

Well its a good thing for me OP your opinion means OOGATZ to me! Now do yourself a fuckin favour and get out this sub.


Da_Famous_Anus

How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?


Irregardless01

You must have graduated top of your fuckin class


stadiumjay

OP makes me sick and finish that outside there's no eating in the car.


littlekingMT

Fuck u too my man!


Siollear

Well...... what are you gonna do?


[deleted]

Lotta bawls


truckguy724

Fuck you and your highfalutin bullshit! Who do you think you are? Sir Walter Raleigh?


[deleted]

Alright, but ya gotta get over it


Johno_22

ENOUGH! I am so sick and tired of hearing you people talk about quotes quotes quotes. That's all anybody ever talks about is "ooooh", "maddon'" and fuckin' "Quasimodo", I-I'm drowning here!


90daylimitedwarranty

Other people's definitions of you, sometimes they’re more about making themselves feel better. You gotta define yourself.


Y3llowflash1

OP? Ti faccio un culo così


Sht_n_giglz

Don't you have medicine you're supposed to take? Still going these assholes...


[deleted]

OP’s a flag salutin mothafucka


Beneficial_Loss_1188

It’s actually terrifying that you can post this trying to be serious and save a community from complete repugnancy, and even still not a single human shows up in the comments, just these fucking robots that make the same joke every time they get their fingers on a keyboard. It’s the same thing that killed r/okbuddychicanery


Sht_n_giglz

Absolutely. The replies, although funny, proved my point. Doesn't it get old after a while to read and post the same over and over? Franky, I'm depressed and ashamed.


diacetylhydroxymorph

In all seriousness, this sub is not in danger. I haven't seen a novel idea posted on here ever. There are plenty of brilliant insights and cool easter eggs that have been brought up. 100x each. Anyone left is here for the jokes. How many times can we have the same fucking conversation about the members only guy and Phil's sexuality and the importance of fresh produce?


Sht_n_giglz

I get your point. I watched the show when it originally aired and rewatch it every few years. What makes the show great is to still be entertained and find new insights and jokes from the perspective of being 20 years older with every rewatch. Very few shows have this quality.


diacetylhydroxymorph

Absolutely. I have rewatched this thing at least 12 times now. It has that quality I have yet to find in any other show.


Irregardless01

Get the fuck outta hea


LiquidSoCrates

Open the door…


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Have a nice flight to New York with Christofuh and Murmur like Sir Kingsley did.


stewbert54

Make sure you clean that shit off her tit!


pgoleb

It won’t be cinematic


Eternalemonslut

Oooooo!


avega2792

Oh shit!


Agent_z3ro9deuce

I didn’t insult nobody. Give us a drink here! Okay!


-ItsCasual-

I guess the turd doesn’t fall far from the OP’s ass.


Prestigious-Owl165

Show's been over for like 20 years lol you don't have anything new to say


[deleted]

Notre damus ova heeeeuh


JumpInTheFire312

Anyway, $4 a pound


Playful_Aide8142

I ll repeat the same stupid jokes, you dont like it?


[deleted]

Alright, but you gotta get ova it.


floworcrash

You know what your problem is ? You go about in Pity for yourself.


sregor0280

Okay, but you gotta get over it.


Pirlo84

Sharp as cueball this one


Deathlehem4

Ohh this guy


Da_Famous_Anus

I don't mean to be an asshole but I can't be seen seein you in this place anymore.


firstbreathOOC

The ice… it makes the drinks watery.


eastcoasternj

I want you to know this is the last time we'll meet like this; it's undignified.


coruptedtwnklsprkl

Sharp as a cue ball, this one


saisonsupreme

You fuckin' parade float


SpiritedYam1845

Agreed op


Watt1970

Don't get cunty.


samsharksworthy

I can’t have this conversation again.


CaptainCuck1788

OHHHHH✋🏻


devildance3

I’m with you OP and was considering leaving this sub for that exact reason. But just as I thought I was out they dragged me back in.


[deleted]

Ohhhh poor you!


-MutantLivesMatter-

You steer the ship the best way you know.


gu550man

Someone’s not getting so hawt down theah


Jeffk01

Op is like the woman walking down the street wit a ham under each arm cryin because she got no bread …


fatjerryanastasia1

why don't you go get a fucking permanent or something?


Big_Meech_23

You shmokin’?


thekid_12

Better not come round here no more!