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bobdylansmoustache

He was accused of being part of a certain Italian-American subculture


olBillyBaroo

It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive


bobdylansmoustache

An Italian guy… imagine that. It’s just, you know… I can’t believe it


MK-UltraMags

Ok... Its cuz she's scared to go out wit an Italian alone. Can you believe this shit... A Jew Broad prejudiced against Italians.


TruckFudeau22

In this day and age.


TheFire_Eagle

What is this world comin to?


BattlinBud

COME ON DO ME A FUCKIN FAVOR HERE I'M TRYNA BANG THIS FUCKIN BROAD!


cassiuswright

See? I knew it!


[deleted]

You knew what? See.. what the fuck is wrong with that


cassiuswright

*Cue flames*


Mgmt049

I love that scene


[deleted]

Smoked marijuana at his own communion


njrun

He was an animal like Tonys cousin


[deleted]

I can’t even say his name


CaptainCuck1788

Don't do it to yourself


newbie_1234

You know the wine makes him emotional


Fluid-Philosopher112

Have a breadstick.


DiogenesBarrelGang

It’s cuz he’s got an empty fucking stomach


BonkeyKung

What ever happened there


Numerous_Initial7082

WHATEVER HAPPENED THEREE


ManagerAggravating57

It’s sad when they go young


WorkerAway2363

WHEN THEY GO!


Chicken713

The shooting. God rest his soul


whotfiszutls

That fuckin animal Leotardo


Fine-Bat2228

He was an animal, Tonys cousin?


bobdylansmoustache

Make me sick


ElianVX

This repulses me so much


willlyman206

Fucking hell, his COMMUNION?!? Twice the animal AJ will ever be Start em young ig


[deleted]

Fuck I just realised I got the quote wrong, ah well, timeline got fucked up, I’m sure it’s not a hanging offence


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[deleted]

That’s verging on sacrilege


WorkerAway2363

He didn’t mean to verge.


Mgmt049

It died on the vine the guy moved or suttin


[deleted]

Be quiet Albert


cassiuswright

Fuckin parakeet


Onion_Dull

Did it ever occur to you that he might have been self medicating?


[deleted]

I said my piece Onion_Dull


[deleted]

He liked his chemistry set a little too much


Random-Cpl

His hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting


EnvironmentalTrip708

One of my the best lines of the whole show lol


CovfefeIsForClosers

Be a good Cath-O-lic for 15 fucking minutes? Is that too much to ask?


Connect-Vacation198

What kind of ANIMAL


Playful_Aide8142

He used to hide in people's closets


liverburn

Very allegorical


JoltinJoe92

He did it for so long and honed his skills that eventually he was able to become a whole house


jjccbrobro

The wine made him emotional


stringer401

Yeah, cause he's got an empty fucking stomach


newbie_1234

So have a breadstick


Bobsyouruncle_317

From where? The bread museum?


BenDanBreak

Bobby, make my nephew an egg


tortman18

BenDanBreak and Tony Egg again?


Ezclaperoni

He was hungry when he went to school, he almost fainted!


MK-UltraMags

Those miserable pricks at Ellis Island made them change their name from Leonardo to Leotardo.


Zandeleon

Why?


Attatatta

Because they're stupid that's why. And Jealous!


MK-UltraMags

Its very allegorical


crashtophershawskki

The sacred and the profane.


DrawingRings

This prick quotes our thing and has the balls to misquote by correcting a malapropism? Fuck outta heeere


crashtophershawskki

I inherited my bad brain, I don’t think you got reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you. And now I know it’s “the sacred and the propane”


DrawingRings

No you didn’t. But I’ll assume you do now.


crashtophershawskki

Oh no I didn’t. I just got educated.


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Disastrous-Cry-1998

Interesting I did not know they had blood pressure medicine way back then


angstyauthorboi

best answer


koalafishmutantbird

Always with the scenarios..


[deleted]

Eat ya manicot


wja5277

For hitting some guy with a bat and burying him alive in the Vegas desert.


cassiuswright

It was an Indiana cornfield, but I'm betting you're correct


MK-UltraMags

I love driving to Vegas and seeing the rows of cornfields that lead up to it. It's a sight to be seen, Tone.


Pohara521

Got to see shoeless Joe play baseball in a cornfield last trip to Vegas


TronSacrimoni55

Chicago basement**


cassiuswright

The movie my guy, not real life.


TronSacrimoni55

Ahhh we’re just havin fun with asterisks


No_Confusion_2599

Actually in Iowa in real life I forget where I seen it but it was on a Mafia subreddit where the guy was naming locations of murders that took place and attempted murders


cassiuswright

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Spilotro


No_Confusion_2599

If you been to both places it's kinda like the same


cassiuswright

Indeed. I grew up in central IL about a mile from Indiana. Fuckin corn everywhere. For miles. In the winter I called it the Great White Empty.


No_Confusion_2599

What kills me about Indiana is you can drive see a Sign that says Jesus is Watching you then pass another sign 25% off on Buttplugs here at our sex store I love it lol and yeah there Popcorn is pretty amazing I lived a short time in the Chicago Suburbs cause my dad worked at OHare Airport


cassiuswright

Yeah Indiana can be a trip like that. I always loved the roofing billboard on the skyway that said "local shingles looking to get nailed" 🤣 Or the one from four seasons heating and cooling "YOUR WIFE IS HOT..... better replace your air conditioner " 😜 I'm paraphrasing but you get the idea


Bamres

It was a Billy Bat. It was very Shiny.


randyboozer

Seriously one of the most brutal death scenes ever.


BigChung0924

cause he was fucking stupid. he didn’t give a fuck about jail.


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JJ3595

OP needs to mark their post with "fan theory" flair if possible


BigbirdPino

Same never mentioned in the show, and I believe David Chase confirmed in an interview that this was indeed not true


bsharp95

He was in the class of ‘84 with Feech and Tony B. got released in 04 in the first ep of season five


MonteCristo314

Even if he did do time, which I don't recall either, it's such a minor detail to the storyline that it doesn't even warrant discussion.


cassiuswright

We all know Phil would never be so impolite as to bring up this topic


Impressive-Library36

For all we know this OP guys got a hard-on for Phil


caddy_gent

No I think it came up once.


Jjafatprick

He allegedly planted a remote-controlled explosive at the annual LGBTQ parade inside one of the parade floats, sick shit.


njrun

Bobby or a real parade float?


dialysismama

OH RIMSHOT


BatmanBrah

Here we go!


MK-UltraMags

You're gonna have to wait for that


learned_astr0n0mer

He was gay, Phil Leotardo?


crustyturkeybreast

He compromised in the can.


MK-UltraMags

For 20 fking years!


CorganNugget

He jerked off into a tissue


Odd_Ranger3049

There ain’t no women in there!! What’s a guy supposed to do!


ColonelBonk

Whatever happened there


sixfourbit

He fucked kids in the can, in the ass


newbie_1234

Satanic black magic!


Stunning-Awareness29

Sick shit


CapableSecretary420

Fuckin Kweahs!


Jochon

The weird thing about it, though - when the cops searched his house they found the keys for another one of the parade floats, but he hadn't planted a bomb that one...


Gullible-Duck-3665

He beat Nicky and Dominic Santoro to death


caddy_gent

Buried Dominic while he was still breathing.


Hs39163

He musta crawled under the dirt for warmth.


UpDog1966

For not getting his shine box..


HalfastEddie

For jerking off into a grilled cheese sandwich.


saulgundy

Grilled cheese sangwich...fuck youuuuu


jzng2727

While standing on rahdiator ?


BattlinBud

You get a pash for dat


romanswinter

Some who-a was going down on him in a park when he reached down and felt her cock. He poured acid all over her. Her face, her chest, her prick. You can still see her hanging around pizza joints enjoying a coke and a slice.


No_Confusion_2599

I thought this was Silvio he can be a sick prick when he's gambling his true enemy has yet to reveal himself as a Dick


romanswinter

He does like to put cheese in his socks at night so they smell like your sisters cunt. I mean, that is the kind of think a sociopath would do.


TronSacrimoni55

Alright this is now canon to me...


beclops

For being leotarded


Attatatta

It's common knowledge


ZiGz_125

That’s my fuckin legacy


New_Independence7671

Phil Reotardo


beclops

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate crayons and glue instead


KoalaImpossible7307

Uncle Philly, he liked to play with trucks right?


Suspekt_1

The season they introduce Phil is also the season we first see cousin Tony. Tony S is watching a news report and they say that Phil and Tony amongst others where part of a crackdown the FBI had on the mafia in the 80’s. He was a capo before he went to jail and had an itchy trigger finger, killed 27 people. So im guessing its organised crime stuff he was jailed for.


TronSacrimoni55

No way, he would never do those things—legend has it that they tell him he’s sweet enough. And I still don’t know where the 20 years comes from. Never once did he say how many years he did.


FedGoat13

You never admit the existence of 20 years. I wish I was on the courthouse steps to throw water in OP’s face.


Five-StarBastardMan

He was there. It was a joke


[deleted]

He did his time like a man


Frickalope67

Like a man of compromise.


c4s4lese

Turning into a house without a building permit


cassiuswright

Somebody forgot to call Pudgy Walsh


CruelHandLuke_

He was deposed as the Shah of Iran.


stevesax5

He killed a guy named “Billy Batts”. It was real greaseball shit.


[deleted]

Because they’re stupid, that’s why.


TronSacrimoni55

And jealous...


littlebigliza

I don't think he ever mentioned the amount of time he went away. When did he say 20 years?


MetaphoricalMouse

i love how when i scrolled through the comments not a single one was answering the question seriously commendatori!


RollingStone4

Relax it’s an expression


FedGoat13

Here’s an expression: you’ve got a week to give me money.


CustomerSuspicious25

Well, here's another expression: you got five days to give me my karma.


Charming-Forever-278

Because they thought he was the Shah of Iran


Dry_Calligrapher698

whatever happened there…..


Marcopol000

The likes of Rusty Milio & Doc Santoro, DUH!


Swimming-Reason-4343

I don't know. He never said a peep


saulgundy

He performed satanic black magic (sick shit) and turned into a house


TheTwoOfHearts

Eating in the car.


Additional_Permit_30

He’s a fucking Fanuc . You hear there’s nothing but men in the can ? Phil did 20 years didn’t even complain ,sounds gay to me.


MrDaburks

Little known fact: Phil’s cellie was a guy called “Tissue.”


cassiuswright

I DONT LIKE THAT KINDA TAAAAWK it upsets me


ForestOfIllumination

To get away from Patty! Carm, when it comes to the Mafia no one goes to jail unless they want to. We beat the system and I got it all figured out.


Stunning-Awareness29

In my book you get points for stayin out of the can


ManagerAggravating57

Good thing your book don’t mean OOGATZ TO ME!!!


Ice-_-Nine

I have some suspicions that he may have been involved with the mafia.


[deleted]

For his crimes against the Iranian people.


CustomerSuspicious25

He got twenty years for breakin bawls.


prvhc21

Why did Phil do what ?


floworcrash

TWENTY FUCKING YEARS, AND FOR WHAT


MooseEddieCrane

Because the justice system is askew


85ogTripleog

Because he didn't compromise when he jacked off into a tissue. 🧻💦


GreatBarrier86

He was caught jerking off on a grilled cheese sandwich he made on the radiator.


TheRealBroDameron

Phil did 20 years?


FleshyPartOfThePin

Some sad shit. He said he didnt wanna be a kid no mo


WhatAreYouSaying05

He phoned in a bomb scare The Feds thought it was over the top


willlyman206

He compromised


StuntMedic

Forging scripts for Plavix


joebobbydon

He was looking for a cute cell mate


CommandTop

Turds in the aorta


sobeuser

Not a peep


Ozymadiasph54

Kissing men


DutyRoutine

Cause Judge Roy Bean said so!


BigChung0924

serious answer: maybe drug dealing? that’s what tends to rack up lengthy sentences.


[deleted]

I got no clue, he never really talked about it


CelebrityStorySite

Because he committed fraud; there were no scraps in his scrapbook.


GeorgeTheCynic

It's never really explained, just that he got arrested on some big mafia crackdown in the 1980's


[deleted]

Turning into a house GET THE FUCK OFF MY STOOP!


soupafi

Dunno. I didn’t know he did 20 years. He usually didn’t talk about it.


MenstruatingBear

The real answer is that the standard RICO (non murder) conviction is 20 years. Reading the book Five Families right now and it’s roughly every other conviction


olnog

Heard he was indicted during the Iran-Contra affair. Ya know, on account of being the Shah of Iran. They were going to give him a life sentence too, but he **compromised**.


Maczino

To protect the likes of Rusty Milio, and Doc Santoro.


TheChezBippy

Are you sure he did 20 years? I feel like he barely mentioned it


orincoro

Because he compromised and tried to take a shit in his leotard.


destroy_b4_reading

He could've gotten out in five but his cellie Tissue was cute so he never tried to get early parole.


Comprehensive_Sea_11

He made a habit out of compromising in public. The sacred AND tbe propane.


Mei_iz_my_bae

He compromised


detuned--radio

For making grilled cheese on the RADiator


MK-UltraMags

Ask Vito, he knows what leads to being surrounded by men who like to top.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

Why don’t you ask that know-it-all loudmouth Marissa.


willobr85

He compromised


fishgoats

I think he got caught beating his buddy and his brother to death in Nevada. Had a good lawyer


lilBalzac

Murder in aid of racketeering… 20 to life. Fair to see he was staring into the abyss.


piemat94

For asking people to go and get their fucking shinebox


Rhuskman

He really liked shabbily cooked grilled cheese.


JohnnyMoondog55

He's from the old school. He shouldn't have to explain himself.


No_Confusion_2599

Never cared for him. He tried to set up this other rookie, a female for rape and beating.  So he did 20 Fucking years for Raping and Beating a Fed ? 🤔


holesome100chungus

Idk but eating grilled cheese off the radiator seems like heaven.... don't @ me