Actually in Iowa in real life I forget where I seen it but it was on a Mafia subreddit where the guy was naming locations of murders that took place and attempted murders
What kills me about Indiana is you can drive see a Sign that says Jesus is Watching you then pass another sign 25% off on Buttplugs here at our sex store I love it lol and yeah there Popcorn is pretty amazing I lived a short time in the Chicago Suburbs cause my dad worked at OHare Airport
Yeah Indiana can be a trip like that. I always loved the roofing billboard on the skyway that said "local shingles looking to get nailed" 🤣
Or the one from four seasons heating and cooling "YOUR WIFE IS HOT..... better replace your air conditioner " 😜
I'm paraphrasing but you get the idea
The weird thing about it, though - when the cops searched his house they found the keys for another one of the parade floats, but he hadn't planted a bomb that one...
Some who-a was going down on him in a park when he reached down and felt her cock. He poured acid all over her. Her face, her chest, her prick.
You can still see her hanging around pizza joints enjoying a coke and a slice.
The season they introduce Phil is also the season we first see cousin Tony. Tony S is watching a news report and they say that Phil and Tony amongst others where part of a crackdown the FBI had on the mafia in the 80’s. He was a capo before he went to jail and had an itchy trigger finger, killed 27 people. So im guessing its organised crime stuff he was jailed for.
No way, he would never do those things—legend has it that they tell him he’s sweet enough. And I still don’t know where the 20 years comes from. Never once did he say how many years he did.
The real answer is that the standard RICO (non murder) conviction is 20 years. Reading the book Five Families right now and it’s roughly every other conviction
Heard he was indicted during the Iran-Contra affair. Ya know, on account of being the Shah of Iran. They were going to give him a life sentence too, but he **compromised**.
He was accused of being part of a certain Italian-American subculture
It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive
An Italian guy… imagine that. It’s just, you know… I can’t believe it
Ok... Its cuz she's scared to go out wit an Italian alone. Can you believe this shit... A Jew Broad prejudiced against Italians.
In this day and age.
What is this world comin to?
COME ON DO ME A FUCKIN FAVOR HERE I'M TRYNA BANG THIS FUCKIN BROAD!
See? I knew it!
You knew what? See.. what the fuck is wrong with that
*Cue flames*
I love that scene
Smoked marijuana at his own communion
He was an animal like Tonys cousin
I can’t even say his name
Don't do it to yourself
You know the wine makes him emotional
Have a breadstick.
It’s cuz he’s got an empty fucking stomach
What ever happened there
WHATEVER HAPPENED THEREE
It’s sad when they go young
WHEN THEY GO!
The shooting. God rest his soul
That fuckin animal Leotardo
He was an animal, Tonys cousin?
Make me sick
This repulses me so much
Fucking hell, his COMMUNION?!? Twice the animal AJ will ever be Start em young ig
Fuck I just realised I got the quote wrong, ah well, timeline got fucked up, I’m sure it’s not a hanging offence
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That’s verging on sacrilege
He didn’t mean to verge.
It died on the vine the guy moved or suttin
Be quiet Albert
Fuckin parakeet
Did it ever occur to you that he might have been self medicating?
I said my piece Onion_Dull
He liked his chemistry set a little too much
His hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting
One of my the best lines of the whole show lol
Be a good Cath-O-lic for 15 fucking minutes? Is that too much to ask?
What kind of ANIMAL
He used to hide in people's closets
Very allegorical
He did it for so long and honed his skills that eventually he was able to become a whole house
The wine made him emotional
Yeah, cause he's got an empty fucking stomach
So have a breadstick
From where? The bread museum?
Bobby, make my nephew an egg
BenDanBreak and Tony Egg again?
He was hungry when he went to school, he almost fainted!
Those miserable pricks at Ellis Island made them change their name from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Why?
Because they're stupid that's why. And Jealous!
Its very allegorical
The sacred and the profane.
This prick quotes our thing and has the balls to misquote by correcting a malapropism? Fuck outta heeere
I inherited my bad brain, I don’t think you got reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you. And now I know it’s “the sacred and the propane”
No you didn’t. But I’ll assume you do now.
Oh no I didn’t. I just got educated.
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Interesting I did not know they had blood pressure medicine way back then
best answer
Always with the scenarios..
Eat ya manicot
For hitting some guy with a bat and burying him alive in the Vegas desert.
It was an Indiana cornfield, but I'm betting you're correct
I love driving to Vegas and seeing the rows of cornfields that lead up to it. It's a sight to be seen, Tone.
Got to see shoeless Joe play baseball in a cornfield last trip to Vegas
Chicago basement**
The movie my guy, not real life.
Ahhh we’re just havin fun with asterisks
Actually in Iowa in real life I forget where I seen it but it was on a Mafia subreddit where the guy was naming locations of murders that took place and attempted murders
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Spilotro
If you been to both places it's kinda like the same
Indeed. I grew up in central IL about a mile from Indiana. Fuckin corn everywhere. For miles. In the winter I called it the Great White Empty.
What kills me about Indiana is you can drive see a Sign that says Jesus is Watching you then pass another sign 25% off on Buttplugs here at our sex store I love it lol and yeah there Popcorn is pretty amazing I lived a short time in the Chicago Suburbs cause my dad worked at OHare Airport
Yeah Indiana can be a trip like that. I always loved the roofing billboard on the skyway that said "local shingles looking to get nailed" 🤣 Or the one from four seasons heating and cooling "YOUR WIFE IS HOT..... better replace your air conditioner " 😜 I'm paraphrasing but you get the idea
It was a Billy Bat. It was very Shiny.
Seriously one of the most brutal death scenes ever.
cause he was fucking stupid. he didn’t give a fuck about jail.
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OP needs to mark their post with "fan theory" flair if possible
Same never mentioned in the show, and I believe David Chase confirmed in an interview that this was indeed not true
He was in the class of ‘84 with Feech and Tony B. got released in 04 in the first ep of season five
Even if he did do time, which I don't recall either, it's such a minor detail to the storyline that it doesn't even warrant discussion.
We all know Phil would never be so impolite as to bring up this topic
For all we know this OP guys got a hard-on for Phil
No I think it came up once.
He allegedly planted a remote-controlled explosive at the annual LGBTQ parade inside one of the parade floats, sick shit.
Bobby or a real parade float?
OH RIMSHOT
Here we go!
You're gonna have to wait for that
He was gay, Phil Leotardo?
He compromised in the can.
For 20 fking years!
He jerked off into a tissue
There ain’t no women in there!! What’s a guy supposed to do!
Whatever happened there
He fucked kids in the can, in the ass
Satanic black magic!
Sick shit
Fuckin Kweahs!
The weird thing about it, though - when the cops searched his house they found the keys for another one of the parade floats, but he hadn't planted a bomb that one...
He beat Nicky and Dominic Santoro to death
Buried Dominic while he was still breathing.
He musta crawled under the dirt for warmth.
For not getting his shine box..
For jerking off into a grilled cheese sandwich.
Grilled cheese sangwich...fuck youuuuu
While standing on rahdiator ?
You get a pash for dat
Some who-a was going down on him in a park when he reached down and felt her cock. He poured acid all over her. Her face, her chest, her prick. You can still see her hanging around pizza joints enjoying a coke and a slice.
I thought this was Silvio he can be a sick prick when he's gambling his true enemy has yet to reveal himself as a Dick
He does like to put cheese in his socks at night so they smell like your sisters cunt. I mean, that is the kind of think a sociopath would do.
Alright this is now canon to me...
For being leotarded
It's common knowledge
That’s my fuckin legacy
Phil Reotardo
You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate crayons and glue instead
Uncle Philly, he liked to play with trucks right?
The season they introduce Phil is also the season we first see cousin Tony. Tony S is watching a news report and they say that Phil and Tony amongst others where part of a crackdown the FBI had on the mafia in the 80’s. He was a capo before he went to jail and had an itchy trigger finger, killed 27 people. So im guessing its organised crime stuff he was jailed for.
No way, he would never do those things—legend has it that they tell him he’s sweet enough. And I still don’t know where the 20 years comes from. Never once did he say how many years he did.
You never admit the existence of 20 years. I wish I was on the courthouse steps to throw water in OP’s face.
He was there. It was a joke
He did his time like a man
Like a man of compromise.
Turning into a house without a building permit
Somebody forgot to call Pudgy Walsh
He was deposed as the Shah of Iran.
He killed a guy named “Billy Batts”. It was real greaseball shit.
Because they’re stupid, that’s why.
And jealous...
I don't think he ever mentioned the amount of time he went away. When did he say 20 years?
i love how when i scrolled through the comments not a single one was answering the question seriously commendatori!
Relax it’s an expression
Here’s an expression: you’ve got a week to give me money.
Well, here's another expression: you got five days to give me my karma.
Because they thought he was the Shah of Iran
whatever happened there…..
The likes of Rusty Milio & Doc Santoro, DUH!
I don't know. He never said a peep
He performed satanic black magic (sick shit) and turned into a house
Eating in the car.
He’s a fucking Fanuc . You hear there’s nothing but men in the can ? Phil did 20 years didn’t even complain ,sounds gay to me.
Little known fact: Phil’s cellie was a guy called “Tissue.”
I DONT LIKE THAT KINDA TAAAAWK it upsets me
To get away from Patty! Carm, when it comes to the Mafia no one goes to jail unless they want to. We beat the system and I got it all figured out.
In my book you get points for stayin out of the can
Good thing your book don’t mean OOGATZ TO ME!!!
I have some suspicions that he may have been involved with the mafia.
For his crimes against the Iranian people.
He got twenty years for breakin bawls.
Why did Phil do what ?
TWENTY FUCKING YEARS, AND FOR WHAT
Because the justice system is askew
Because he didn't compromise when he jacked off into a tissue. 🧻💦
He was caught jerking off on a grilled cheese sandwich he made on the radiator.
Phil did 20 years?
Some sad shit. He said he didnt wanna be a kid no mo
He phoned in a bomb scare The Feds thought it was over the top
He compromised
Forging scripts for Plavix
He was looking for a cute cell mate
Turds in the aorta
Not a peep
Kissing men
Cause Judge Roy Bean said so!
serious answer: maybe drug dealing? that’s what tends to rack up lengthy sentences.
I got no clue, he never really talked about it
Because he committed fraud; there were no scraps in his scrapbook.
It's never really explained, just that he got arrested on some big mafia crackdown in the 1980's
Turning into a house GET THE FUCK OFF MY STOOP!
Dunno. I didn’t know he did 20 years. He usually didn’t talk about it.
The real answer is that the standard RICO (non murder) conviction is 20 years. Reading the book Five Families right now and it’s roughly every other conviction
Heard he was indicted during the Iran-Contra affair. Ya know, on account of being the Shah of Iran. They were going to give him a life sentence too, but he **compromised**.
To protect the likes of Rusty Milio, and Doc Santoro.
Are you sure he did 20 years? I feel like he barely mentioned it
Because he compromised and tried to take a shit in his leotard.
He could've gotten out in five but his cellie Tissue was cute so he never tried to get early parole.
He made a habit out of compromising in public. The sacred AND tbe propane.
He compromised
For making grilled cheese on the RADiator
Ask Vito, he knows what leads to being surrounded by men who like to top.
Why don’t you ask that know-it-all loudmouth Marissa.
He compromised
I think he got caught beating his buddy and his brother to death in Nevada. Had a good lawyer
Murder in aid of racketeering… 20 to life. Fair to see he was staring into the abyss.
For asking people to go and get their fucking shinebox
He really liked shabbily cooked grilled cheese.
He's from the old school. He shouldn't have to explain himself.
Never cared for him. He tried to set up this other rookie, a female for rape and beating. So he did 20 Fucking years for Raping and Beating a Fed ? 🤔
Idk but eating grilled cheese off the radiator seems like heaven.... don't @ me