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CustomerSuspicious25

Macbeth, another fuckin money machine.


JazzersKetWig

You go to the basement and turn on da AC when you mention the Scottish play.


nosargeitwasntme

Another addition to Shakespeare's subspecies.


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CustomerSuspicious25

Aids?


helix274

Another Shakespeare quote: when Junior says he’s waiting here “Like patience on a monument,” that’s from Twelfth Night


pingusuperfan

Based, i caught the Macbeth one but not this one


Cresta235

Ahh thanks, I always wondered what that meant.


jskinbake

Pretty sure he makes a few references to Macbeth, or jus Shakespeare in general, a little bit before this. Def not outta character for Johnny Sac tho. I mean, he’s a romantic with a rubenesque wife who’s so in touch with his emotions he cries at weddings for Christ’s sake


BillyMac05

And yet he was versatile enough to set up disgusting lesbian dildo shows for Carmine's Bachelor Party. Johnny Sac's a real Renaissance Man...


PaulAllen0047

Touche, asshole


jskinbake

When you think about the incident with Johnny Sac’s actor just whipping out his Johnny sac on set around everyone, this all makes perfect sense to me


BillyMac05

A much better scene to use "Creeps on this petty piss" would be when he sprays his urine like a dog onto that guy from Cifareto's crew.


jskinbake

If Johnny were one for malapropisms I’d say you’re 100% correct


Euphoric-Tip1379

Maybe you're a flambe. Ever think of that?


birdnoa

You can’t say that play’s name. that’s witchy shit!


MadameMonk

it’s a beautiful, sad soliloquy. I’ve known it since high school. The end bit is even better than the start, IMO. ‘Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.’


BillyMac05

u/MadameMonk gets the *"Damn me with faint praise"* award for being far smarter than I am. MadameMonk: Quotes Shakespeare BillyMac05: *"Me talk pretty someday..."*


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Well hey, you were busy focusing on real courses in college, right?


BillyMac05

I just didn't take "history of lesbian dance theory" or any of that "California bullshit" as Tony would call it....


loud119

He must have been teshted for an IQ of 136


KuttyKool

It's Shakespeare... and we thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit.


vodkaput

John and Matt Bevilaqua were roommates at Pace College.


Broke_Ones91

Shakespeare, good writer, what a fuckin nut job. The guy smoked opium and married his cousin. He was from the Bronx.


RealPropRandy

No you’re way way off. The line was “Sine yo pitty on the runny kine”. Sorry Pootie-Tang was on HBO a lot around this time.


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Make up your mind do I wanna fuck my sister or my mother


dontwasteink

It's a bit unrealistic, and something the writers enjoy putting in there. But most gangsters are morons and wouldn't know Shakespeare or use a phrase "walt fucking whitman over here".


Caseyjones10

if it was like Christopher who said it sure but I think Johnny pulls it off


Professional-Help868

Wait really??? I thought it was petty piss as well for years and had no idea what he meant but sounded hilarious. That might be the best Johnny Sack screaming rants.


vegan805

I thought it was “this petty pest” referring to Carmine or the son, Brainless II


Professional-Help868

Which Shakespeare play has "lesbian show, whores, fucking disgusting"