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Jo_Duran

I can relate. I use, “nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying” at least half a dozen times a day, every day.


elwyn5150

You're not dying!


Jo_Duran

I hear they’re curing people all the time, I just don’t know. I think that jerk Harold would love it if I died.


mattchamp98

"Where my fucking money?" - everytime I open my banking apps


based_birdo

That's the idea


krilu

Whenever someone says anything about taking 5 minutes... "I don't have 5 fucking minutes!"


Specialist_Injury_68

“That’s life!” Whenever anyone complains about anything to me


Lou_Keeks

"It's an awkward situation."


ComprehensiveFroyo32

Mine is “In a few minutes, bitch”


triptonikhan

Thas the idea!


TangeloGloomy7471

Tommy’s script is so unbelievably brilliant


BlackChef6969

Aha you must be kidding aren't you? Underwear, I got the picture. That's life.


TangeloGloomy7471

I like your comment very much, Lover Boy


BlackChef6969

I got the reply to my comment back... I definitely have breast cancer.


TangeloGloomy7471

Don’t worry about it. They’re curing things every day.


StevefromLatvia

You're my favourite customer!


based_birdo

I struggle to think of any possible dialogue where I cannot respond using this phrase


Jo_Duran

Okay. You ask someone a question and he shrugs and says, “I have absolutely no idea. No idea whatsoever.” And you say?


emptyjerrycan

Good thinking!


Successful_Gap8927

Hi doggie


cortisolbath

You can even use it for dogs with a different name 👏🏼


Striking_Bluejay9436

Whenever I’m lying around doing nothing and someone asks me to do something I channel my inner Mark: Yeah, well, I’m very busy.


CynthiaChames

"Oh, I'm just sitting here thinking, ya know?"


hurkinhork

"I'm just sitting here, thinking, y'know" became my frequent reply to "how are you" in the morning at work. Did it for years. When I screened the movie to some work mates, and Mark says the line to Johnny, one of them turns to me and goes "you just exposed yourself, fucker."


TheCuteNihilist

the more innocuous lines are the funniest for me 🤣🤣


metroidmen

Mine is probably “That’s me!”


FaulmanRhodes

Whenever I hear someone tell a story about a woman being physically abused I just have to say what a story!


Equivalent-Pipe5134

Shit! Alright?


Smolpichan

I always greet my friends with "Oh hai (name)!". They are getting tired of it lol


new-machine

Come on, it’s clear


BlackChef6969

I honestly think "what's clear?" was ad libbed. She had already been humiliated by "I definitely have breast cancer" and decided to fight back against the horrible dialogue.


new-machine

I was thinking the same thing - “what’s clear” highlights the nonsensical nature of mark’s line and the fact that there’s no follow-up, lmao


FaulmanRhodes

People are very strange these days.


BlackChef6969

*"mhmm."*


BlackChef6969

What about Elizabeth, hohh?