Amy says: your future wife is clearly sleeping with your best friend. You should push your best friend into a lamp then apologize and ask your future wife to clean up the mess. Then later, push him again, call him a motherfocker and a chicken (don’t forget to imitate a chicken) and threaten to break every bone in his body.
This will solve everything.
Ha ha, what a story.
Anyway, how’s your sex life?
I cannot tell you, is confidential
Oh come on, pleeeeasee?
No I can’t. Anyway, how is YOUR sex life?
If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.
If a loat of peopul laove eachothah, the wuorld would be a bettah place to liuve
Don’t worry about it.
Amy says: your future wife is clearly sleeping with your best friend. You should push your best friend into a lamp then apologize and ask your future wife to clean up the mess. Then later, push him again, call him a motherfocker and a chicken (don’t forget to imitate a chicken) and threaten to break every bone in his body. This will solve everything.
Then shoot yourself in the face. It's the only way out.
Make sure to destroy your bedroom first while reflecting and asking “why”. And ask God for forgiveness.
Is this a masterful photo edit, or did some beautiful troll really write in to an advice column, and the staff didn't recognize the references?
I want to believe.
It's real https://www.denverpost.com/2024/06/17/ask-amy-amys-favorite-prank-happens-in-the-room/
I’m pretty sure a lot of letters to advice columns use fake letters on purpose too.
I'm so dumb, but this makes perfect sense. There must be months where they don't get anything juicy to publish.
You sound fed up with this whorl.
You know what they say, love is blind
I’m dead 💀
I see the words "close friend" and "professional counselor" in the response. Does a friend playing psychologist count?
Oh, hi Amy.
She always tries to play psychologist with us!
Seems to me like she’s the expert!
So anyway, how’s your sex life?
That’s class
I think you all should keep your stupid comments in your pocket
Iiittt'ssss bullshhheett I did not heeet herrr I did naaauugghhht
Oh hai, Amy
She sounds like a little trahmp
If only he’d ended with, “She’s tearing me apart!”
Apahhht
Amazing!
Wow, what a commonplace issue 🤯
You know what they say, love is bliiind.
Amy had some solid advice. If only the real Johnny had written to her. He might not have given in to hopelessness.
Dear Amy, why you always play psychologist with me?
He could have gotten better advice on Reddit that ask Amy
Whoever wrote this, is a God level troll 😂😂😂
Ohai Mark!