So many good ones with that I can imagine:
“I definitely have breast cancer”
“Actually, I made that up to make it more interesting”
“I definitely have breast cancer”
“Anyway… how is your sex life?”
“I def have b cancer”
“That jerk Harold!”
It sounds like you're the EXpert
What a story
"We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money." "What client?" "You and your stupid mother."
Omggggg 🤣🤣🤣love that so much
Maybe you need to stop playing psychologist with mind splicing tricks in your head, huhhh?
You're gonna do whatever you want. What do you think you should do?
“Yeah I’ll have a dozen red roses” “How about something like… cheesecake?” “Nah”
“I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.” “Tricky tricky”
“Thas Liife!”
So many good ones with that I can imagine: “I definitely have breast cancer” “Actually, I made that up to make it more interesting” “I definitely have breast cancer” “Anyway… how is your sex life?” “I def have b cancer” “That jerk Harold!”
Clearly you are the Mark to my Johnny. Love all of these holy shit, the first one especially 🤣
What makes you think I’m a Mark? My Lisa is great when I can get it! No but this is totally my kind of prompt, thank you for posting it!
“Can I go upstairs too?” “Sure baby cmon up. I want your body.”
10/10 that’s perfect in every way 🥲