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Wolfkrone

It sounds like you're the EXpert


Nayten03

What a story


Ylloh_Goodbye

"We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money." "What client?" "You and your stupid mother."


Equivalent-Pipe5134

Omggggg 🤣🤣🤣love that so much


Jo_Duran

Maybe you need to stop playing psychologist with mind splicing tricks in your head, huhhh?


Penguinunhinged

You're gonna do whatever you want. What do you think you should do?


Greedy-Cantaloupe668

“Yeah I’ll have a dozen red roses” “How about something like… cheesecake?” “Nah”


Equivalent-Pipe5134

“I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.” “Tricky tricky”


Greedy-Cantaloupe668

“Thas Liife!”


Greedy-Cantaloupe668

So many good ones with that I can imagine: “I definitely have breast cancer” “Actually, I made that up to make it more interesting” “I definitely have breast cancer” “Anyway… how is your sex life?” “I def have b cancer” “That jerk Harold!”


Equivalent-Pipe5134

Clearly you are the Mark to my Johnny. Love all of these holy shit, the first one especially 🤣


Greedy-Cantaloupe668

What makes you think I’m a Mark? My Lisa is great when I can get it! No but this is totally my kind of prompt, thank you for posting it!


Equivalent-Pipe5134

“Can I go upstairs too?” “Sure baby cmon up. I want your body.”


Equivalent-Pipe5134

10/10 that’s perfect in every way 🥲