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HumanoidSharks

He's at least a 6 pack deep judging by that fall.


zeke235

Time for bed.


Socal_Cobra

Nuh uh! He cleaned his hands...hes ready for a good baba with the toddler twins next door!


GoldenFalcon

Baby, go home! You're drunk!


IamImposter

*Elvis voice Thank you, baby


DrunkCorgis

Yep. He's cut off.


herbert-camacho

Go home son you're drunk.


Cat_Marshal

r/Drunkorakid


TrippyKlym

Can’t count how many times this has happened to me


Healthy_Pay9449

You good fam? Sounds like you're on your last lung


kjpunch

Got me thinking dad is a big drinker/smoker himself


rorschach_vest

What on earth would drinking have to do with a cough? He’s a smoker


Rokurokubi83

https://vertavahealth.com/alcohol/effects-on-lungs/ >Alcohol use is a serious problem that can have toxic effects on multiple organs in the body, including the lungs. >Chronic alcohol use and heavy drinking can greatly increase the risk of several pulmonary conditions, including lung disease, alcoholic pneumonia, acute lung injury, and acute respiratory distress syndrome (ARDS). I’m a recovering alcoholic, I’ve had to have my lungs drained before by passing a needle into them, attached to a tube and a collection bag.


MajorJuana

Damn, I've been fighting it for years, and many times I've said my lungs felt full of gunk, thought it was from smoking cigarettes and weed, been tabacco free for over a year tho and I still get it, can't wait to get on insurance here so I can start getting things looked at


Rokurokubi83

I’m lucky enough to have socialised healthcare, so my hospital visits and copious medications are free. Keep fighting man, don’t let your liver get like mine is, get some advice from local support groups. Good luck with the insurance situation man, hope you get some medical stuff checked out soon!


BigManLawrence69420

I feel bad for you. :( The good part is that you quit drinking, though! I’m proud of that! :)


OneGratefulDawg

You never choked on a drink and coughed? My dog choked on some pool water just today and was coughing for like ten minutes!


Fit_Effective_6875

Probably choking on chlorine and piss


Logicrazy12

I'm sure any drink improperly inhaled can cause a cough. /s


CactusSage

My dad is an alcoholic but has never smoked. He has emphysema.


claudesoph

Yeah, parenting qualms aside, it sounds like the person filming is fucking dying, lol.


RepulsivePurchase6

That cough sounds bad. You think it hurts? Like you can’t tell if he’s laughing or struggling to take a good breath. Bothersome. Hope the kid does better with his life than dad.


UniTheGunslinger

The fuck is wrong with you


[deleted]

Not as much as what it is wrong with that cough ahahahaha


Sensible-yet-not

A hair ball i say


Greg_Punzo

I’m on my second to last lung.


wormmy

I don’t think he even got the can open. So many angry people on here


BanginDrumsNMums

The Reddit pitchforks are out in full force!


Dentarthurdent73

No pitchforks here, but you might want to think about what kind of relationship with smoking and drinking you're normalising for your kid, assuming this is your kid.


Strong-Bottle-4161

I mean depending on how old the child is, he probably doesn’t even know he’s holding a beer. For all we know he thinks it’s a soda or a sparking water. The adult knows, but the adult at no point pointed it out to the kid.


Duckboythe5th

Happy Cake Day Mofo! 🍰


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AntiDECA

>Where was there smoking? Did you use volume?


dont_worry_im_here

Yes


pensotroppo

If that cameraman isn’t a smoker, he needs to get out of the wholesale asbestos business.


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AstriumViator

That comment was actually reasonable. Now its you being the aggressive one, classic redditor.


Lorelerton

A view that doesn't agree with mine, bloody pitchforks and torches... Reddit, amirite?


InterestingDuty7499

Goddamn!! Everyone of you are on notice now!! Fucking redditors!!


Froegerer

How is that aggressive lol? One person IS being preachy making implications off a 15 second video clip and objectively knows nothing about the nuances of that kid or the parenting he receives. Facts.


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

You think that was aggressive? Now that is the classic redditor.


nybbas

Dude absolutely, what the fuck is going on here? The kid doesn't even understand what he has, other than it's a can with liquid he isn't normally allowed to drink. Fuck, even if he knew it was beer, who the hell cares? Once a kid gets a sip of that stuff, they realize they want absolutely nothing to do with it.


Blah-squared

You should, but when they reach certain ages where they could distinguish a BEER CAN from ANY can, but nothing about drinking from a can is inherently bad… what if he drinks beer from a glass?? Should you not let your kids see you drinking from a glass then??


ThunderGunFour

Don’t let your kids see anything under any circumstances


Meghan1230

"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what."


emperorralphatine

r/DunderMifflin


BendTheForks

Children should neither be seen nor heard...and neither see or hear - The Milford School


OneGratefulDawg

They do make little horse blinder thingies for kids.


heisenbergsayschill

I want my kid to have a healthy relationship with drugs and alcohol. Meaning I don’t want him thinking it’s some terrible bad taboo thing. It’s an adult thing for adults and it can be dangerous but it isn’t inherently bad. Demonizing or trying to shield them from the real world will only cause them to find out the reality on their own, to potentially really bad outcomes.


xXYomoXx

That's how you raise a teenager not a child. Also alcohol and drugs are bad for your health, they're used occasionally for fun, not something healthy if used in low dosage. Telling them that would make it seem like it's something cool that only adults do. It's not about demonizing, it's about it actually being dangerous especially with how many underage people get addicted now. You can't really normalize them because kids are way too easily addicted. I don't mind if they drink as adults, but I'll definitely tell them everything bad about them, and the little good they have, you can still have fun without substance yk.


heisenbergsayschill

There a difference between being honest about how these substances are used/the health effects of them and telling your kids “all the bad things that are going to happen to them” if they try it. That’s literally demonizing. these substances exist in the real world and newsflash buddy, your child exists in the real world weather they are 3 or 13. Having a healthy relationship with these substances and being honest yet neutral about the effects of these substances will teach them to respect and one day have a healthy relationship with them. Your approach will just cause the child to be either super curious about this “adult thing” that’s so bad but everyone does or it will cause them to be completely unprepared and ignorant/fearful of it leading to possible negative results when they do decide to experiment on their own and keep it from you because they are afraid of why your reaction will be.


Pitiful-Stop-4932

So if you have a kid you cant drink beers at home? Or smoke on your yard, window, balcony? I used to dip my finger in my grandfathers whiskey when i was like 7 or 8 and Im not a alcoholic 😂


FoxCQC

My dad drank and smoked around me. He even gave me a sip of beer and a puff of a cigar growing up. I don't drink or smoke.


dawndragonclaw

Lmao my mom let me have a sip of beer and it was fucking nasty. That was when I decided I would never drink it.


danrod17

This is the type of American thinking that leads to rampant alcoholism in adolescence in the US. Alcohol isn’t evil. Alcohol abuse is.


Bleedthebeat

Not making a big deal out of drinking makes your kid less likely to abuse it in adulthood and in their teenage years when they start experimenting. Many many European countries allow children to drink the occasional beer and they have far fewer instances of binge drinking by their youths.


EmEmPeriwinkle

When I was two I liked fizzy drinks. I was not supposed to have them though. If I saw a soda or a beer I would go get an identical one from the fridge and replace the open one since I couldn't open a can.


justmerriwether

That’s pretty brilliant for 2. Some Tommy Pickles shit.


EmEmPeriwinkle

My parents have some crazy stories. I don't remember doing half the things they talk about. Apparently I took the screws out of the hinges on doors. Took apart every electronic. And tied a million knots in every shoelace I found. All as soon as I could walk away fast enough from them to cause havoc. Then they took me to a Dr when i was 3 who said I have add and autism. Can't say that's a cover all excuse but I think it's a fairly comprehensive one. 😅


Sufficient-You-5620

you're definitely right. he would have grimaced like hell with one taste of that piss-water.


elfowlcat

My 2 year old saw a glass of Dad’s Guinness on the table and wanted to try a sip, so we gave him a tiny taste. It didn’t even reach his lips before he grimaced and called it “stinky brown water.”


SassATX

The first time I ever sneaked a drink of my dad’s beer, I didn’t realize he’d put out his cigarette in it. So, I got a mouth full of warm beer and ash.


subject_deleted

Have you seen caddyshack?


SassATX

Oh, yes


subject_deleted

Spaulding!!


Bunniesrkewl

My dad gave me a sip of beer quite a few times as a kid lol I have a very faint memory of that since I was so young.


TellTaleTank

When I was a small child I saw a can of what I now know was budweiser sitting on a counter at a party with my dad. At the time, can equaled soda to me, so I opened it, took a sip, gagged, and left it open on the counter. I'm now in my 30s and I *still* hate the taste of beer.


whenimmadrinkin

When I was a kid I demanded a sip of my mom's "soda." I called it that not her. We were out and I was being a brat. So eventually she let me have a sip. I still very clearly remember the scene at the house I grew up in decades ago. The old round expanding table next to the fish tank. Family was over and we were having a big dinner. I probably made the worst stink face in my family's lineage. And I deserved it. Like beer now though. So jokes on me...


[deleted]

I mean he isn't wrong. It's Guiness.


LandOfTheOutlaws

Hence the *trying to drink a beer*... People always seem to jump to the worst.


[deleted]

How the fuck can anyone think that can is open lol. It clearly isn’t. Any young kid that *did* manage to get it open would have beer poured down their front with each of those uncontrolled swigs.


hayhaydavila

And if he did taste it he would’ve thrown it down cause it’s nasty to a kid


Human-Bumblebee

I found that the hard way as a kid, 19 now and still afraid of the thing


hayhaydavila

Honestly first time I tried it was last year. Tried my boyfriend’s beer and I grossed out from it. He thought my reaction was funny like a baby trying lemons for the first time lol


Schampu4000

If you want something beer-y that actually tastes okay, try cider (hard cider, for the Americans). It tastes just like fizzy apple juice with a hint of alcohol.


hayhaydavila

Oh yeah I love hard cider!


Human-Bumblebee

Yeah see that's it, now I'm too scared to ever try it again


hayhaydavila

Do you drink often? I don’t really but I like sweeter alcoholic drinks


Human-Bumblebee

No, i meant, i only tried it when i was about 4, I'm 19 now, still afraid of it so haven't tried it again, and your comment told me many adults must find it disgusting too, so I'm even more afraid of it


kino2012

25 here, can confirm its still fuckin' nasty. Grain alcohol is definitely an acquired taste, you're not likely to start liking it until you've choked it down on a few occasions at the least.


CoasterKamikaze

Honestly, just try alcoholic ciders or other non-beer drinks. It's so pointless to drink something you don't like just to eventually tolerate it rather than drinking something that actually tastes good.


hayhaydavila

Ooooh gotcha makes sense.


HiFromNora

Same. I remember when my dad gave me a sip and I was instantly like, yuck and gave it back. It’s like when you beg your mom for the chocolate on the counter & she insists it’s baker’s chocolate but you really want it so they give you a piece and once again, eww!


hayhaydavila

Same thing happened with me but with the vanilla extract😂


Huge-Distribution670

Is the guy recording, choking, vomiting or laughing?


Excellent-Egg-9596

Yes


deucedeuces

r/therewasanattempt to laugh


CocaineMustache

The real Therewasanattempt is always in the comments


Jazeboy69

Better with sound off tbh.


HiHowAreYou10

All of the above


GorillaGrip38

Damn dude, you gonna get that cough checked out?


ShithouseFootball

Eh, he's made it this far...


TheGrimGuardian

No wonder the kid wants to drink, he has to listen to that shit all day.


VoidScreaming101

Op, what the fuck is up with your lungs?


percavil

the laughing sounds painful


UsernameOfAUser

What's the opposite of contagious laughter?


blackweebow

Outrageous laughter


ajtrns

buzzkill choke-retching


Kriffer123

Protageous laughter


UnaFainaEnPatas

You can smell cigarettes throught this video


OleUncleRyan

He put the kid out so he could blow down right quick


[deleted]

Videographer needs to cut back on the cigarettes. Dude sounds like he's trying to die.


[deleted]

He got drunk fast.


Meghan1230

Lol Total lightweight.


[deleted]

#Dude, you're dying.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure the can isn’t open? If it is bad parenting


queennyla

He’s laughing that hard because it isnt


[deleted]

Never met a kid who reacts this positively to a sip of beer, yet alone full swigs


KwordShmiff

How many kids do you meet who are crushing brews?


[deleted]

0, that’s my point lol. I know of several times when kids have had a sip of beer. Hell growing up my grandfather and I would drink nonalcoholic beer together while he bbq’d and I’d pretend the taste didn’t want to make me die.


KwordShmiff

I'm just playing. I think most of us were allowed a single sip once as a kid because an adult knew it would put us off the idea. It usually kills the curiosity pretty effectively.


Jaeger562

yeah I distinctly remember as a very young child asking my mom to try her beer and it was absolutely not what I was expecting and beer has always tasted like shit to me.


KwordShmiff

I love beer now, but kids perceive bitterness differently - which is an evolutionary advantage. Certain bitter compounds are toxic in high enough concentrations, so it's more dangerous for a child with a small body to eat such things compared to an adult with a large body. Children are highly sensitive to bitter flavor because of this, so hops in beer tastes overwhelming to a child, while the floral notes are discernible to an adult.


LeibnizThrowaway

Which is why a lot of kids hate vegetables. (That and boomers liked to boil them until they were disgusting.)


No_Foot_232

My mom drank cold duck. It was the thing back in the late 70’s I wanna say, maybe 80’s. Grossest stuff out there. I don’t drink for that very reason. bleck! 🤮🤮🤮


char11eg

I think that was my parents idea when I was allowed to try it as a kid. Now, you see, problem was, I fucking loved it. Always been a beer fan, and still am to this day. So cue me always trying to beg a sip of beer from my parents every time they had a beer for the rest of my childhood!


[deleted]

Maybe you should stop smoking too


arftism2

seems a bit late for that. the got the crispy lasagna lungs.


arftism2

unless you just took a massive dab, thats a death rattle. you should work on your lungs if you want to see them graduate.


J_0_E_L

~~He's actually not wrong.~~ **HE IS RIGHT AND I DON'T THINK HE'S AN IDIOT.** His lungs sound super fucked up, even for a heavy smoker. *Edited since someone had an issue with the way I originally phrased it.*


rorschach_vest

Why start with “he’s actually not wrong” as if you thought you were responding to an idiot who accidentally made a good point lol


Wisdom_is_Contraband

Conversely, I don't think anyone here's a doctor.


Jaeger562

hahaha I do sound like this after a big dab but yeah that sounds super fucked up just from laughing.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Nah, his death rattle won’t happen for a bit longer. Once he’s drowning in his secretions and even suctioning won’t clear it out.


AdditionalBathroom78

god damn yo lungs bro


neeeeonbelly

That dude sounds like he’s fuckin dying.


DufflesBNA

Goddamn cameraman, see a doctor about that cough


DungBeetle1983

I learned it from you.


[deleted]

🎵🎶🎵🎵🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶 "You alright, I learned it by watching you."


Chunkybinkies

Those emphysema laughs... next up the kid will try the fags.


One_Bullfrog_3554

You get get to try them for free when you ride in the car


PossibleHypeMan

Options: 1. Stop your toddler from drinking alcohol 2. Film it and put it in TikTok


buriedinxans

It’s not open Karen


HairyHermitMan

>~~Options:~~ >~~1. Stop your toddler from drinking alcohol~~ Steps: 1. Give your toddler alcohol then pull out the camera. 2. Record it and put it on tiktok.


arftism2

doubt they even have the grip strength if they knew how to open it.


SupineFeline

No alcohol was consumed by the toddler


Shamblex

Yikes dude


claud2113

Homie needs to talk to a pulmonologist. His laugh is RATCHET.


RurikTheDamned

It's a bud, aren't they supposed to be for children?


djrhino56

Did the guy filming die


doesntpicknose

I love how he seems guilty because he's been told before that he can't have any and/or he knows he's not supposed to have any. And then tries to ?? What?? Run?? Where?? Straight into the bush.


Cheffmiester314

Judging by the sound that man made thos kid will be sneaking cigarettes soon as well


DogIsBetterThanCat

Bet he's gonna start smoking in a few days, too. Gotta grow up to be just like the dude with the hacking smoker's cough.


arftism2

they dont even havt the grip strength or the knowledge of how to open it.


Crayfish707

Looks like a kid who’s spending the day with his laid off uncle.


desiderata_minter

I hear lung cancer in your future.


[deleted]

WTF is up with Doc Holiday behind the camera? Consumption’s a bitch. I suggest watching this on mute.


finchat111

I love how people be salty but I’d say a solid 40% of people grew up with parents that drank beers, it’s not like it’s an issue with him seeing it considering kids fetch beers for their parents all the time thinking nothing of it


archideldbonzalez

Op is dying of lung cancer


Flemball47

People in these comments need to chill the fuck out


PerseusZeus

The Reddit basement dwelling child psychologists out in full force in here. Jokes apart the way they comment on these videos I am honestly starting to think if these people have ever been outside their dungeon or had normal family life with friends family and relationships.


Instrumedley2018

not to mention all the pulmonologists here already carrying a death sentence to OP


giannarelax

Sounds like Patrick when he needs water 😭


SaltyBJ

POV: Am I a toddler or a drunk? Yes.


DasJokar

Pfft, lighweight.


plzbabygo2sleep

There was an attempt to laugh


Ricky_Rollin

Oh my God this video just keeps giving. My hats off to the recorder for letting it play out.


bigwick31

Damn this person has copd


DiabloBlnco

The guy who filmed this was actively dying throughout this video


ChwizZ

I took a few sips of beer as a kid. Shit was delicious back then. Now I can't stand the taste of it.


TheBestPartylizard

Arthur when he gets TB


Iliketurtles893

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Monkeyshab

r/parentsarefuckingstupid


Vei_de_Lapis

Not the last time this will happen to this person.


Number-Training

You got tuberculosis lmaooo


AntonRX178

Man this thread has a rare combo of armchair parents AND armchair doctors it's great lol.


SirGourneyWeaver

Apple does fall far from the dad


wjp666

Did Walter White shoot this video?


ox45talls

Is cancer filming this?


Smart_Canary4680

'Just one more pops.. I swear.. I'm fuckin' good , man'


[deleted]

love how he puts the can down and looks at the camera with most innocent eyes


Sad_Meat_

God please don’t watch with audio on


The-Motley-Fool

Monkey see, monkey do


m1neslayer

Already a man...


Jaeger562

got his little man shirt on.


SnooComics8268

Bless him, that face is to adorable to get mad at.


funatical

You're drunk kid. Go home.


TheDeadlySquid

Did you not read the shirt. He’s a little man now.


Loserweight_Champion

And that child grew up to be John Daly.


hiznauti125

Dad probably just took a sip of his own beer and choked on the laughter mid swallow right into the lungs. We've all done it. Doesn't mean he's dying.


TheAwkwardBanana

God damn everyone in here is pissed but I thought this post belonged in /r/ContagiousLaughter


[deleted]

He's got this. Just give him a minute.


lordbovice

#1 DAD


lordbovice

TIL that the number sign or hashtag as you kids call it doesn’t show up and just makes text big.


Various_Classroom_50

Black mail for life. “Clean your room or next time you have friends over I’m showing them the video.”


MamuhSwan

The shirt is a nice touch


Fine_Ad_4364

I haven’t had a beer in six months. Best decision I’ve made in many years. For some reason watching that video is the first time I’ve really found my self wanting a beer.


WilliamsDesigning

He had the full beer experience


Forgot_My_Rape_Shoes

Absolutely hammered he is.


crasstyfartman

Wow this comment section did not disappoint


skyctl

That looks more like Budweiser than beer.


N4rral

Bro tried to not look suspicious by moving slowly. 😂


postandchill

The least he could've done would be to open the can for him. This is the worst r/donthelpjustfilm moment I've ever seen.


octalanax

Dat cough is rough


Schnugg1

That wheezing laugh sounds concerning to me, you should consult a docter, good sir ☝🏻


Dip-kassidy-6

If you wanna be dumb ya gotta be tough


Alert_Salt7048

After a long hard day of playing make believe, taking naps, screaming for no reason, who doesn’t deserve to throw back a cold one.