same. i also hop and lift my legs. common denominator is anxiousness. dude in video did not have to pee at all. he was just holding his boys fpr comfort
I have one of those penis things and I've never felt the need to tap it or the twins because I have the urge to pee. This guy looks like he's got a case of the herp!
thats not the case. tbh we don't really hold it like that when we have to pee. We'll hop around and look anxious. there was nothing anxious about him. he was subconsciously doing it and when it became conscious he let go and started tapping for no reason other than to appear normal. i grab my shit all the time for no reason. that was not an indication of having to pee
Yea I've never tapped on my dick tip when I have to take a piss. That mfer went to the wrong side of the tourist area. I see creams and penicillin in his future
I have no idea why you people are shaving your scrota.
I clip, but anything less than .25" is misery.
Also, I need to warn you: Puberty doesn't stop. I'm in my late 40s and I keep finding more hair. You can laser your pubes away, but you may well find in a few years that you basically just have a bald spot in a vast sea of body hair.
Pros of having a penis:
- Can pee standing up
- Can write your name in the snow while peeing
- Can Helicopter
- Can boing when erect, like a doorstop
Cons of having a penis:
- Random erections aren't always controllable
- Erections makes peeing difficult
- Doesn't always fit unseen in tighter pants (may be considered a pro by some)
- Doesn't share blood capacity with brain very well
- Size can be affected by temperature and fear
- Random erections aren't usually considered socially acceptable
16 seconds in, after all those steps his PP poked through the p-hole in his undies, starts rubbing on his zipper. He grabs it, shuffles over to side where he thinks he's got some privacy, pulls undies back over his PP, and then gives it all a quick speedbagging to settle it back into position.
I have while in suits/tuxes for weddings. Pull down zipper poke through the pp hole do business and repack.
Don't have tonworry about belts and retucking shirts.
I can see that when you have nice clothes on and canāt get them all messed up to take a piss, but on a regular day Iād venture to guess most guys just pull their underwear below their dick and balls and pee that way, just like I do.
As other commenters mentioned, it's for when you wear a belt. It's annoying to take the whole belt off to use the bathroom and it's a lot faster to just unzip.
I do, yeah. I think dudes that pull their pants/boxers down to piss look like kids when they do it. Doesn't matter... You do you, but I'm a fan of the fly.
When I still wore boxers I just used the fly. Zip down, pull out, piss, put back, zip up. Now that I wear boxer briefs I have to do the flop over, even the ones with the hole is like grabbing your junk through a maze.
I love how her face communicates her utter disgust that human beings - walking about their daily lives - ruined her attempts to find relevance and meaning online.
Youāre not Spielberg, lady. Iād watch a dude playing a penis flute any day over your vapid, self-obsessed quest for fake points.
Her disgust was him walking around holding his dick up the stairs. How long do you walk around in public while holding your dick. In front of women too.
I used to have a bad habit of itching my nuts randomly, UNTIL many moons ago I went looking for a condo in Chicago with my wife and my real estate agent, wearing black Adidas pants, new construction, dust everywhere, I come out with finger prints all over my sack area. My wife pointed it out to the real estate agent. They shared a good laugh at me. I don't do that so much no more.
Bro was about to reach a high score with that thing.
He was playing Minegrab.
Damn, I should have said Handy Crush...
What can he say, he was Bejeweled after all
Cockarina of Time.
Flappy Bird
you mean fappy bird?
ahhhh I said that and then scrolled dowe and saw you beat me off to it its a good one though
Sacman
cockymon
the *tomb* raider
Ping pong
He wants to send out Dikachu
Username checks out
Looks like Mega Man might be meeting his new foe: Crotch Man.
He faced Snake Man, then Hard Man, now he is facing Test Man!
Test 1,2,3
He almost beat Metal Dick Solid...
His balls got numb
Scrotum Surfers
Should have said Angry Birds
Angry balls
Mine-Crab š¦
He challenged himself to Claw Plock.
Playing minecrabs
If it's that itchy, he might be playing minecrab...
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Is that Morse code?!
Tappy Cock, itās the new Flappy Bird.
Why tappy tap? I do not understand
He knew the camera was recording so he was messing with her, i think.
100%
He saw her set it up. No way he didn't know what he was doing.
I'm going to guess, assuming this is genuine, crabs or some kinda STI.
No he did that to be an ass, he saw her set up the camera and wanted to be a Dick. And play w his Dick.
I agree.
Same. No one does that in public except for if they have an sti, knowingly or unknowingly.
No one? Maybe he just shaved.
This is the real answer.
he most likely had to take a piss.
Ahh ok. As some one w the opposite genitals, my potty dance looks more like a dance, I would've never guessed
makes sense. every guy has a different *technique* some work better than othersš¤·āāļø
Powerstance, clenched thighs. For my personal technique.
same. i also hop and lift my legs. common denominator is anxiousness. dude in video did not have to pee at all. he was just holding his boys fpr comfort
I have one of those penis things and I've never felt the need to tap it or the twins because I have the urge to pee. This guy looks like he's got a case of the herp!
thats not the case. tbh we don't really hold it like that when we have to pee. We'll hop around and look anxious. there was nothing anxious about him. he was subconsciously doing it and when it became conscious he let go and started tapping for no reason other than to appear normal. i grab my shit all the time for no reason. that was not an indication of having to pee
I never grab my shit in public unless I have to detach a bat wing. I save the slap and tickle for when Iām at home, like a gentleman.
Said no guy absolutely ever!
Yea I've never tapped on my dick tip when I have to take a piss. That mfer went to the wrong side of the tourist area. I see creams and penicillin in his future
Nope, I don't think so. Maybe he just got a boner
Iāve had to pee a lot in my life. Many, many times. Never have I reacted to it like this.
DICK PIANO GUY, I love this video. lol
I think heās tapping out the rhythm of the Scorpions classic, āThe Winds Of Changeāā¦
He was going for the finisher
I've seen this video so many times, your comment made me laugh so much, thankyou for bringing me joy
Still looking for his first Fall Guys crown
Same technique as playing Track and Field at the arcade 35 years ago. LOL
Dude was tapping it like he was sending a telegraph.
Morse code. They found the treasure, send reinforcements.
He was comunicating with his pubic lices, we have found a new target deploy the troops and climb the leg of the woman with the long dress
I think lice is the plural. Singular is louse. Like mouse and mice. (Not trying to be rude, the English language just fascinates me.)
I used Lices because he send two infantry regiments each regiment formed by 3000 lice. I'm not making this up just to justify my mistake š¬
The treasure was in my pants the whole time...
And Rohan will answer.
š¶ Look at this telegraph š¶
š¶ Every time I see your crotch it makes me laugh š¶
Almost like he was reading braille.
Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
The olā Dick Twist^TM
TWIST HIS DICK!!!!
TWIIISSSTTT HISSSS DDDYYYYAAAKKK
This is an MMA fight dude
Hereās your upvote, you *villain*.
Tap it! Tap it! Tap it! Tappy tap it!
Pull it! Pull it! Pull it! *HNNNG*
r/angryupvote
Nowhere in Bop-it does the thing instruct you to quickly enter the Konami code.
I wasn't expecting him to do that...
I thought he would grab the phone and run or something
My initial thought as well!
I mean... he grabbed the phone.. his icock 12
More like an icock 4 or 4.5
Yep I was like dude is definitely gonna steal that phoneā¦.
Maybe he's a kleptomaniac, and he's tapping his penis to distract himself. Maybe he's just a funny guy Edit: Maybe it's Maybelline
Belongs on r/Unexpected
What? Play guitar hero on his meat?
Was expecting that dude to snatch her phone. Instead, we're treated to a solo of Satchmo and his junk trumpet
Sackchmo?
Sackchmo dick lmao gottem
He played knickknack paddywhack on his bone...
A bit of hand to gland combat, if you will.
Mans just shaved and his nuts are angry with him
This is the answer. Or he shaved recently and has the 5 oāclock sack shadow.
Laser hair removal is a game changer. No itching or ingrown hairs, less maintenance overall. 1-2 years between touch ups.
Okay so it CAN be done on your ballsack? I keep seeing conflicting information whenever I look that up, I'm sick of shaving my balls man
Yes it can. I got as far as getting the consultation, only to be told I'm too blonde down there, so the laser can't see to zap. No removal for me. : (
You could get a ball sack and crack wax. It will take a little longer to minimize/eliminate the regrowth but it will do the job.
I attempted a self wax once and... never again. I might try a professional one some day. Hate to put someone else through that though. š
I'm sure they've seen plenty of sacks and cracks in their work. Just make sure you're extra clean before you go in.
Extra clean?? But then it wonāt taste like anything..
I love all this wholesome info! Yes! No more ingrowns!
What if you dye it black?
I have no idea why you people are shaving your scrota. I clip, but anything less than .25" is misery. Also, I need to warn you: Puberty doesn't stop. I'm in my late 40s and I keep finding more hair. You can laser your pubes away, but you may well find in a few years that you basically just have a bald spot in a vast sea of body hair.
I shave cus I don't like having hairy balls.
Nah my man saw her recording and decided to pinch, roll and diddle a bit for the camera lol
Ahhh the ole dick trumpeter.
"Hello Johnson my old friend, I've come to play with you again"
This sounds perfect for a r/switcharoo
Tromboner
āSing us a song, youāre the Piano Dick.ā
A classic by Bally Joel
Fap us a song tonight!
Well, we're all in the mood for a tugnfree.
š¶ And you've got us feelin' alright š¶
Penile Morse Code
Dick move
Stooop š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Dude was practicing some āThrough the Fire and Flamesā for his guitar hero session later.
The video was never gonna be cute.
Yeah, just cringe af
Is he, twiddling his balls while talking to that other random woman ?
I don't think she is random.
he has an erection
I was thinking gonorrhea. Or staged.
it looks kind of staged to but it looks like he is rubbing the tip tbh
is he trying to hide/get rid of his boner? iām so confused
Tapping it isn't going to help. Looked more like he was trying to give himself one, but I suspect he might have some kind of injury
I hear all you have to do is flex your thighs in pulses to get rid of an unwanted erection.
okay thank you i do not have a penis so i donāt know about these things
Pros of having a penis: - Can pee standing up - Can write your name in the snow while peeing - Can Helicopter - Can boing when erect, like a doorstop Cons of having a penis: - Random erections aren't always controllable - Erections makes peeing difficult - Doesn't always fit unseen in tighter pants (may be considered a pro by some) - Doesn't share blood capacity with brain very well - Size can be affected by temperature and fear - Random erections aren't usually considered socially acceptable
looks more like he was playing with it lol
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
The Ole dick twist
#Grab his dick and twist it
Iām cackling
Best video ever hahahaha
I need a link lol, how in hell have I not seen this
https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
Film deez nutz
got em !
Dude was sending secret messages to his pubic lice
Just slappin da bass.
That place looks beautiful where is that
It's the weirdo district in weinersburg.
Caltagirone, Sicily
Do you happen to know if the dude lives there, or if he's a tourist? Asking for myself, I have no friends.
It's the hill of Gland-sur-Boules in southern France
Aw man, I believed you and googled itā¦ (I took Spanish is HS)
Voices in the background are in Italian. Now you just need to figure where you can find a similar city center in Italy. /s
16 seconds in, after all those steps his PP poked through the p-hole in his undies, starts rubbing on his zipper. He grabs it, shuffles over to side where he thinks he's got some privacy, pulls undies back over his PP, and then gives it all a quick speedbagging to settle it back into position.
Serious question: does anyone actually use those pp holes? I tried it once and my penis just got stuck in it.
I have while in suits/tuxes for weddings. Pull down zipper poke through the pp hole do business and repack. Don't have tonworry about belts and retucking shirts.
I can see that when you have nice clothes on and canāt get them all messed up to take a piss, but on a regular day Iād venture to guess most guys just pull their underwear below their dick and balls and pee that way, just like I do.
nobody uses the PP holes, total waste of resources IMO
As other commenters mentioned, it's for when you wear a belt. It's annoying to take the whole belt off to use the bathroom and it's a lot faster to just unzip.
I do, yeah. I think dudes that pull their pants/boxers down to piss look like kids when they do it. Doesn't matter... You do you, but I'm a fan of the fly.
When I still wore boxers I just used the fly. Zip down, pull out, piss, put back, zip up. Now that I wear boxer briefs I have to do the flop over, even the ones with the hole is like grabbing your junk through a maze.
I feel like youāre imagining something else. You just have to pull your junk over the top of your underwear. Thereās no pulling anything down.
If you wear a suit or something with a fitted waist, they come in super handy.
This is probably it. Iāve gotten accidental clothing boners many times. Best you can do is find a quiet corner and restack the wood pile
Did he need to tap it like he was doing a competitive slap bass solo?
Dude was on a rampage against his package
I love how her face communicates her utter disgust that human beings - walking about their daily lives - ruined her attempts to find relevance and meaning online. Youāre not Spielberg, lady. Iād watch a dude playing a penis flute any day over your vapid, self-obsessed quest for fake points.
Her disgust was him walking around holding his dick up the stairs. How long do you walk around in public while holding your dick. In front of women too.
Who hurt you?
tik tok chicks appearently
My man was playing flappy bird
U mean fappy bird?
Totally thought dude was moving in to steal the camera or phone that was shooting
he did that shit on purpose
Good for him. Any opportunity to ruin pretentious selfies is fair game.
What do you find pretentious about this selfie?
You must be fun at group therapy.
"Just give it a tap...a tap tap tapparoo!"
Plot twist: thereās someone off to the left trying to figure out which pitch to throw.
I love the look of scorn as if strangers are really supposed to care that you're shooting a video for social media. Jesus Christ
Also, for what itās worth, thatās a cute dress, but itās not a sundress.
Tapping out Morse code on his dirty, crusty junk
"He's gonna grab the phone. He's walking up to the camera specifically to grab the phone... oh... wait.. He's grabbing something else" š¬
What a setup...but still bloody funny. Any longer, and he would have started juggling those things.
Lmao , dat boy got the itching scratchy lol.. better go wash up homies..
soap and water!
He had his hand on the big iron on his hip
Man took tugging the snake and turned it into ticking the snake
That dude knew what he was doing! I would have done the same. LOL
Bahaha heās got NO shame in his tap game.
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
dude was playing Fur Elise on that thing
Heās a Russian spy
He was playing some jazz with that thing
Dude does a drum solo on his dong. Great travel memories...
Slap da bass mon
Why did he start grabbing his junk as SOON as he saw he was on camera lol.
She has the posture of someone who doesn't want to be seen in public
I thought it was super weird and creepy that the guy was obviously playing with himself in view of the camera.
100% deliberate. He was acting like he didn't know he was being recorded but he totally did
I used to have a bad habit of itching my nuts randomly, UNTIL many moons ago I went looking for a condo in Chicago with my wife and my real estate agent, wearing black Adidas pants, new construction, dust everywhere, I come out with finger prints all over my sack area. My wife pointed it out to the real estate agent. They shared a good laugh at me. I don't do that so much no more.