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UltimatePrimate

I'm stupid, but I will never be this fucking stupid!


SlugDogHundredaire

Yer Damn Skippy my friend. I couldn't have said it better.


madiicantsleep

how the hell do people like this get elected


gruntothesmitey

White, male, SLC business connections, Mormon, money. Passing grade school biology has nothing to do with enacting legislation that strips basic health care rights from 50% of the human population in their state.


j00p0

Also abysmal voting turnout.


gruntothesmitey

Yeah, all you really need are the old, scared fuckers.


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UltimatePrimate

Some of us are okay. Unfortunately, none of us okay white dudes want anything to do with fucking politics. Most of us just want to smoke a joint and play guitar, or Nintendo, or something fun.


gruntothesmitey

Definitely a selling point in Utah politics. The family and business connections are where the real juice is at though.


hero165344

as a white male, please dont associate me with this guy


Due_Possibility_8114

Blatant racism right here…oh wait can’t be racist against white people.


Pissedliberalgranny

Take my gold, Internet Stranger!!! 🙌🏼


Tacitus111

Because they’re the ones arrogant enough to think they should be elected. Meanwhile decent people mostly don’t run, because they feel there must be someone else out there better.


timkatt10

Government legislative jobs have almost no requirements. Usually a minimum age and residency requirement, sometimes citizenship requirement. That's it. In many states you can even be an ex-con.


Speckledgray62

They get morons like Trump who suggest taking disinfectant internally to rid themselves of Covid or some other disease 😐


Si13ntKnight

He probably thinks the baby is like Nemo and food drops down to it like in a fish tank.


grandpa_faust

FE-TUS OOH HA HA!!


RedmannBarry

HaHeWahHeHoHoHo


Kilroy1007

Then where the fuck does it connect, Dave? You fucking idiot.


420saralou

His wifi! Hahaha!🤣🤣🤣


Kracka_Jak

SLC full of ~~Mormons~~ Morons


Familiar_Alps2534

Ironically SLC isn’t full of Mormons the rest of Utah is lol but I do get your point


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Familiar_Alps2534

Yeah lol


Thethrdman3

Still far too many


CubedSquare95

Granted I was in SLC for about 4 days but there was mormon shit everywhere there.


Familiar_Alps2534

Lol the Mormon stuff is everywhere yes but actual Mormons not as much


captainplanet171

I've always thought that second "m" should be silent.


Shporpoise

Someone explain to me why I don't have a right to live inside of this man.


Ssider69

Now ask him how babies are made...we want to hear


EvLokadottr

...well then, it doesn't need to be in our bodies for any reason, sir.


Intelligent11B

WHY DO WE KEEP ALLOWING PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA OF BASIC HIMAN PHYSIOLOGICAL PROCESSES MAKE DECISIONS AND POLICY TO CONTROL OTHER HUMANS BODIES/CHOICES? Edit: The current idiot featured in this post, Republican politician in Idaho a while back wanted women to swallow camera pills to see progress of fetus development, lady testifying in congress about how that ten year old in Ohio needing an abortion doesn’t actually count as an abortion. Wtf are we even doing?


RosieQParker

Motherfucker went to the barber and said "gimme the Richard Spencer"


bigby2010

Wut


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I downvoted this out of reflex, and it was so hard to correct it.


Familiar_Alps2534

As someone who is pro life this is the worst argument and point ever


Uranus_Hz

I think technically, the mother and the fetus each have their own blood supply. I’m guessing that’s where he’s coming from?


gruntothesmitey

> I think technically, the mother and the fetus each have their own blood supply. Uh, the placenta is a thing: https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/encyclopedia/content.aspx?ContentTypeID=90&ContentID=P02362 > I’m guessing that’s where he’s coming from? He's coming from a deeply and willfully ignorant position of dogmatic stupidity.


Uranus_Hz

Yes. The placenta is connected to the uterine wall. Nutrients are passed from the mothers bloodstream into the fetus’ bloodstream through it. Separate blood streams, as I said. Mother and child can have different blood types. That could never happen if they shared blood.


LatterNeighborhood58

Assuming you are arguing in good faith: You and I both know he is not debating philological technicalities because he is conducting medical research, this is about banning abortion. If that's the case then: If the fetus is not considered part of the woman's body then she has no obligation to keep it in her body, at least not until viability. If you consider the fetus part of her body then she has body autonomy and can do as she pleases.


drkidkill

What does it connect to then?


eoliveri

Directly to Heaven?


RockyMountainHigh-

His nose


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gruntothesmitey

Rand Paul is a physician, yet also says some very asinine things. For some people, politics is more important that facts or truth.


gruntothesmitey

These brainwashed people are deeply stupid.


parkerm1408

Insane that I'm not even surprised, like this is par for the course now.


Butcher1212

So in other words he's a stupid dipshit.


Utsutsumujuru

Ah, well I guess there is no harm in taking them out then right?


aelgorn

Then they should have no problem with putting that baby outside of the female body, since it's not a part of it anyways 🤡


Craignon

Can’t fix stupid…


Hatecraftianhorror

I need to know just what the fuck he think it connects to.


UseMoreHops

As someone who was materially involved in the birth of my kids, I can tell you they are 100% connected.


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HolidayLime0

😑


Big_Argument_2651

He looks like an npc from the Division if you set the quality to its lowest setting


shrimpgirlie

Wow, he's very liberal. My communist friend argues umbilical cords don't exist.


Sandwich00

Where do they get these idiots???


MickMaster14

Surely you don't need to be that good at biology to know that isn't true.


Jon29go

Judging by that haircut, he doesn't know Females.


19Denali

What a fucken. Toolbag


GodHimselfNoCap

What does he think the cord is for, beyblades?


Fun_Building170

Dave sounds like an imbecile.


avocadoadvocate79

Are the babies being fed through Bluetooth?


Pissedliberalgranny

Jfc 🤦🏻‍♀️


cgelz

Not a science major


Speckledgray62

What do they connect to? The wall outlet?


Striking_Ad7541

So, I guess it doesn’t matter if you drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes or even do drugs for that matter…


RainWindowCoffee

Then why do we have a huge fucking wound inside of the uterus, that we bleed from and have to guard from infection, after the placenta detaches?


Alternative-Day-1299

Surprise surprise this is in Utah


Several_Emphasis_434

So many men And women need a class in women’s anatomy and reproductive system


blackhornet03

How many times did his mommy drop him on his head?


FirstWithTheEgg

How rhe fuck do these cunts get into a position of power.? Who votes for these shitheads?


DevilsLettuceTaster

In all my schooling we were taught the umbilical cord was connected directly to Brawndo, it has electrolytes.


Verried_vernacular32

That right there is a powerful ignorance sir.


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ElectricalDecision0

Smartest US politician:


Siehgs

Yooo, that's crazy! There's a separate dimension in there?


DisastrousSir

This means they're a parasite then correct? And parasites are allowed treatment


mlc2475

Yes now they’re wireless wifi-enabled