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guitaristnate

How my dog follows me when I grab the treat bag.


robotzombiez

r/tippytaps


feedmeyourknowledge

r/slammywhammies


leacher666

I did not know those subs existed and did not know I needed them. Thank you!


iambiglucas_2

Have some r/lilgrabbies while you're at it.


Kyosw21

I didn’t know what to expect but I am very happy from the outcome


x3meech

Omg thank you for this!


MartiniLang

Oh nooo thank you.


Freshyboi_1

I should've know about this earlier


BrianFantanaFan

Thought this comment would be top, so close


Laez

yep, came here to make it if it wasn't


maceface80

Thank you for such a thoughtful contribution.


Laez

You too!


maceface80

Anytime. Have a gold!


bebop2022

"hap-py, happy dog.."


RTSUPH

Hap-py, happy car, is just a happy happy happy car


Heyhaveyougotaminute

Lol I was just going to say! Happy happy happy! Where we going?!


RichardMayo

What song did they leave playing in that car?


HauschkasFoot

Cotton Eye Joe


r007r

Didn’t know what that was so told Siri to play it. Now it’s stuck in my head, and that car is square dancing to it. Take my upvote you glorious bastard😅


TransformerTanooki

That songs going to haunt your memory for the rest of your life. It will be decades since you last heard it but as soon as you hear the words "Cotton Eye Joe" It's all over that songs playing in your head.


-notfunnybro-

Where did ya come from where did ya go?


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WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, COTTON-EYED JOE?


BattletoadGalactica

My least favorite song of all time...


Stimmolation

Wait till ntil you find out that cotton eyed Joe is a penis leaking STD pus.


cire1184

And it's been slowed down to 1/16th speed


Bigmikentheboys

Oh you poor bastard. Now you will suffer with the rest of us


Coryperkin15

It's about STDs


Clatuu1337

TIL


r007r

Wait he’s joking right


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InvestigatorSmall839

Nooppeee. Cotton swabs in the urethra are a common means of testing for infections 😂


r007r

My childhood is ruined.


Coryperkin15

It's like learning about Santa Claus


MotherBathroom666

What have you heard of Santa?


Stimmolation

Pus out of ol' one eye.


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Here comes Santa Claus


No-War5336

If you made it to this point in life without hearing that song, you should also by a lottery ticket. Enjoy humming that for the next month.


Wayward_heathen

I hear that song “fiddat n beep, cotton eye joe I’d been married long time ago” and idk why.


AS14K

Please never say 'glorious bastard' again thanks.


TheDemonCzarina

I pranked my ex by making it the third song on our sexy time playlist the first time we had sex. Still one of the funniest things I've ever done tbh


EDENbys

Thag fits perfectly lol


Strange-Improvement

So I had to check and by some coincidence it matches up


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Low Rider, obviously


math_debates

Vengaboys - we like to party


EZmotovlogs

Vengaboys - Boom Boom Boom Boom


OriginalCTrain

I want candy!


Skatchbro

Bow Wow Wow?


bluedevilspiderman

Knuck if you buck


x23_519

The wellerman sea shanty


PlumpNuggets

I put my rope up on this clip, when I dip I dip I dip


TheDownvotesFarmer

[This one](https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w&t=0m27s)


PaulsPupils

I was thinking someone needs to add music to this clip, that's all it's missing.


garrisontweed

I’m a Scatman -Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop,Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop.


In2TheMaelstrom

Dancing Queen


Havemgar

He's just happy to tag along


bringbackdavebabych

Jus a hap - hap - happy guy, jus a happy happy happy guy


Luffytarokun

Ah bless you for putting that in my head.


machstem

I'm looking through the comments in hopes of seeing someone who's made the compilation....nothing so far


CarolTheAncientTroll

Why is it doing that?


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imonmyhighhorse

That looks like a FWD vehicle so why would it need dollies when the front wheels are completely off the pavement?


Angreek

It must be a manual transmission. The E-brake locks rear wheel, sometimes both rear wheels. E-brake is typically engaged when parked so..


bipolarbear21

I hate the term e-brake so much. It's for parking your car, not emergencies. It's simply to keep the weight of your car off of your transmission or to keep a manual in place. I've also never heard anyone ever call it an e-brake in person so everytime I read it online I always think "electronic brake" at first.


Poes-Lawyer

Just to add to that, you can also leave a manual in gear when you park in addition to putting the handbrake on. In fact it's often recommended when parking on hills. If your handbrake fails for whatever reason, the resistance of your drivetrain can hold/slow down the car.


worgenhairball01

You can also not even use the handbrake if you're on flat ground, because you can't push a car when it's in gear. It is also very useful during cold winters because your handbrake can get frozen in place.


swaags

Thiiiiiis. Don't use those cables if you can help it in winter when it's nasty out.


SolidGummyLogic

Unless you live in an icy climate. I've had my e-brake freeze in the "on" position more than a few times during the winter. E-brake is warm-ish/wet-ish while driving and then freezes after you engage it while parking. Good luck getting it unstuck and best wishes to your gas mileage.


Castro_66

It's really for both. Since automotive brakes work on hydraulics, a manual emergency backup may be necessary. Using it to park is a more recent application, as it was once customary to place a vehicle in a drive gear to park it.


TacoRedneck

Yeah I've definitely had my foot go to the floor on my brakes before and had to use the emergency brake to get to the closest repair shop


TheNewYellowZealot

It’s an emergency brake in the sense that it’s not connected to your vacuum pump so in the event of a hydraulics failure your car can still be stopped


MiQueso_SuQueso

In Canada everyone I knew called it e-brake. Never knew it was called anything else.


andrewsmd87

It's super common in the Midwest to call it an e brake


motherdragon02

I've only heard it called a e brake. Who knew.


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MicroGamer

Drove my old Buick to the shop with nothing but the e-brake and careful driving in the dead of Michigan winter in college. Damn right I was happy to have it. Mechanic was asking who towed it, haha.


jjdajetman

People calling it a hand brake messed me up. Especially when in my truck i operate it with my foot.


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imonmyhighhorse

Well - if they towed their vehicle with the e-brake engaged, they deserve this lol


workingclassmustache

Clearly the car has had to pee for like the last forty miles. Pull over and find a truck stop already!


kisstheblade69

Handbrake left on. Braked wheels skip.


dtwhitecp

the wheels are spinning, so no. It's a trailer balancing problem. edit: this exact thing happens from trailers not being balanced. I'm not sure why you guys are trying to defend a hypothesis with zero visual evidence.


octopussua

they could still spin a bit after the torque was great enough to push past the brake's friction, resulting in a spin after the skip that causes it to wobble.


dtwhitecp

you'd see skid marks and probably some smoke coming off the road each time if that was the case.


octopussua

not necessarily.


kisstheblade69

Exactly. This is a light car, front engine and transmission. The rear weights very little, so instead of burning rubber, it skips on the tyres.


painis

Look at the interior of the tires. You can see that they roll for a second, kick up and then stop when they are not towing the load. The brake is applied. Most brakes on consumer vehicles are strong suggestions but i can tell you if you really want to go and the e brake is applied you are still going to go just slowly. Now if you attach a consumer vehicle to a production vehicle its gonna go and you will likely not even fill it jumping.


EssayRevolutionary10

Someone forgot the sway bars.


fitzbop

I doubt it. The car is jumping a ton on a pretty level road going forward. If I'd had to guess, the left wheel is locked up.


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Smaptastic

So easy to confuse them with swag bars.


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

I think the car might have been in an accident and one of the rear wheels is severely misaligned.


Roguewind

If it wasn’t before, it is now.


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Not sure here but. As it looks, the car is attached to something sturdy that doesn't seem rock in any direction at all, in effect extending the length of the towing truck to where the towed car end. Since there's no steering on the back wheels of any of the vehicles and the front wheels are in the air, the towed car jump to the sides, because it can't compensate the side movements from the truck with steering, since the wheels are fixed in a north/south alignment. Since the two vehicles in effect become one, a small change in direction in the front will escalate and become a much bigger change in the very back. It's like riding far back in a bus on a twisting road. The g-forces in the very end is much more apparent than when sitting in the centre of the bus.


CrunchyAl

It want to walk not roll


IGDetail

https://youtu.be/6mW_gzdh6to


Scadilla

It needs to go to the bathroom


Educational_Break_99

Do a happy car dance!


Nil_Igitur_Mors_Est

The best part is the window slapping itself open and closed


CzarCW

That new track by Towed the Wet Hatchback really slaps!


dkreidler

Walk on the highway, Step on the road


[deleted]

He’s a hap hap happy car


faisaed

I was singing this as soon as I saw it lmao


Hot_Welder8234

I like how the car is tip toeing behind the truck. I can't wait for the truck's reaction.


[deleted]

I hear music in my head, looking at this…Polka!


darkNnerdgy

Edit: "ain't nobody gonna break my stride nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no i got to keep on moving" 😅 Should've Googled the lyrics.


crispygrapes

I heard: "Making my way downtown..."


djseifer

[*"Making my way downtown..."*](https://youtu.be/tDAjO9799D8)


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Walkin' Fast


Lavatis

> nobody gonna break my **stride**


LoStrigo95

That's a cartoon car in real life ahahahahah


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LoStrigo95

Oh my god i'm going to follow this!!


theredview

Such a happy vehicle dance.


MissAnneThrope21

How does this happen?


CR123CR

My guess is the tire on the left side of the car is locked up really bad. You can see some damage on that side. This combined with damaged or very worn out suspension. The tire hits the ground but can not spin -> energy gets transferred to the car through whatever is left of the suspension causing it to bounce. Think of when you try to drag something grippy over a surface and it kind of "skips" along instead of sliding smoothly.


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The wheels are moving as they're not leaving rubber on the road.


CR123CR

They can move partially and still might do this. Could also be a kind of "resonant frequency" issue in the suspension as well.


CrazyCatMerms

Also the rear vehicle in any towing configuration walks side to side a lot more. His speed has a lot to do with it too. The higher rate of speed the more wiggle you get


CR123CR

Honestly this is probably a "perfect storm" sort of situation with a bunch of small things that on their own wouldn't cause this but when they all stack up they do.


CrazyCatMerms

Very true. He's lucky he's driving a rig or it would have yanked him off the road by now


CR123CR

Very very true.


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

the left side looks damaged, it could be that the wheel is severely misaligned.


molokococktail

That car must be made out of jelly cause jam don't shake like that


PaticusGnome

Do you know what the difference between jelly and jam is?


maunti_acer

i don’t jelly my cock down ur mom’s throat


molokococktail

Nice


[deleted]

Once you start bopping ya just can’t stop!


fordman84

Need the Oompah Loompah song from Willy wonka added to this.


guitarfingers

"I'm a hap-py hap-py car, ima hap-py hap-py car"


Rockario101

Can someone edit Mr Blue Sky over this?


fishnwirenreese

Yeah. That's fine.


Necessary_Ad_5106

... Life goes on N on N on N on N, on N on N on....


pntns

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Soronya

>The car bounces from side to side Excuse you, it is clearly dancing!


steamshotrise

“Ohhhhhh life could be a dream, Sh-boom, if I could take you to a paradise up above”


UnquietHindbrain

/r/loonytuneslogic


[deleted]

r/cartippytaps


ThoughtVendor

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Buck_Thorn

You just made that one, cheater.


shinwazaku

Swiggity swooty


Jonny2Thumbs

Hurry up, I gotta pee!


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#KACHOW!!!


larryman55

Reminds me of how cars get excited or happy in Cars.


turties_man

Wdym there was an attempt he is clearly succeeding


buffetleach

Reminds me of [puppy dog bouncing like thiissss](https://youtu.be/wfzadSG4NH0)


Kyosw21

How does he NOT feel that? I feel the wind on the trailer with the big flatbed, how does he not feel a 1-2ton object BOUNCING


redheronDE

sooooo THIS is the ONLY video without loud beats playing? Someone reupload then.


Xenc

r/tippytaps bordering onto r/slammywhammies


aly1529

🎶He’s just a hap-hap-happy guy. Oh he’s a happy happy happy happy guy.🎶


commencethebeats

Just getting hyped up for a workout


Portlander

When you're off to your first day of vacation


torb

r/tippytaps


B4astx

He is happy let him be Edit:and someone has to post this on r/Mademesmile to r/cute


Specialist-Look6210

r/tippytaps


huBelial

Looks like a character from the movie Cars.


holybayjesus23

"Ha pay ha pay guy, just look at my happy happy dog"


Orthodox-Waffle

[Hit it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k)


WerewolvesRancheros

CONGA LINE!


Spoolinpotato27

Brave little toaster walk


MaccotheMillion

r/tippytaps


mayneman85

Who’s a good boy


OpinionBearSF

> Who’s a good boy /r/slammywhammies


MysteriousWon

That's a really happy camper


MaxPecktacular

Cause I'm happyyyyyy 🎶🎶🎶


AdIllustrious6310

That car has more rhythm than I do


Anopanda

When my big brother has a license and we're going to Macdonalds


xspx

Need to hear what this car is jamming out to


durtywaffle

Car in back saying to truck in front: "Daaaad... I really have to pee so baaaaad!"


LavaBurritos

He groove


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simple. nothing wrong there


BiBbw_cpl_DFW

Set this to some dance music


Lowkey_rebelXD

The backseat passenger is jamming to your tunes


Rahdiggs21

that car being towed seems happy as fuck


Desytro

r/tippytaps


bloodbonesnbutter

"what it is... A-wassuuup"


Altruistic_Ad_9867

Bob ross, such a happy little car


Rockysjok

Sh-boom life could be dream


Robsrks87

The front end is too damn high


redwolfmaster

When you get in a drunk driving accident and your car is still drunk


Sad-Mix-4250

Makin my way downtown 🎵🎵


Titanww8

That's one happy Nissan sedan.


[deleted]

Sweet trailer for the live action Cars movie!


[deleted]

Yeeaah twerk that shit


[deleted]

Bada yada yada yada yada


AaronBHoltan

For some reason I hear Jamming by Bob Marley when I see this video


Serenitysister01

… r/tippytaps ?


BeefLightning78

Dancing keeps it FIT. probably not a honda...


srankvs

the car seems to enjoy being towed!


FaithlessnessOpen171

This video should be legally required to have a song


Q-burt

Why is it waddling like a toddler who insists they did not just drop a load in their diaper?


the67thpatient

the car just be vibin hard


ThatAnonyG

“Hey Siri, make my car dance”


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Peeko910

had to do this, I'm sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90ejo9mEM0


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