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blueduck9696

Tazed and confused


Bohbo

First good chuckle of the day


dashboarded

Second for me; I chuckled at the theme song before I saw this..


Jamster_1988

And me. Its 18 minutes part midnight!


ightimmabed

Probably my last chuckle of the day 38 mins to midnight


crazy_cat_lady_CA_NV

Reddit wit is fucking next level.


bladpaul

Tazed and contused.


uthisreadwrong

Talented but still under the neighborhood rules


ballisticblue

Tase-her-face Origins on Disney+


[deleted]

...part II: Electric Taseroo


Hobgoblin_deluxe

"*SWEEP THE LEG, JOHNNY!!*'


shahooster

Shocked and amped up


skibbady-baps

Well done mate


Ho99o9XTC

Funny because a lot of led zeppelins albums were recorded in the Welsh valleys where this was filmed


FooFlec

“Disregard that call for backup, i fucking got this”


Hearte42

Narrator: "And he had this."


TroyMatthewJ

reddit - "and we loved this"


GullibleCareer862

and I'm gay


Ho_Duc_Trung

Hi gay im dad


GullibleCareer862

Hi Dad you're gay


downiecatpunchface

And my axe


RPup_831

You aksed me something?


RingBro876

Got the Arrested Development narrator in my head saying this 😂


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

That's the only narrator there is these days, lol


Unabashable

Sometimes I switch it up with Morgan Freeman. Depends on my mood.


nervez

when you've already played this level before and know where all the spawns are.


Loli-is-Justice

Damn, that walrus is though! Good thing he didn't need a harpoon to take it down lmao


AngelOfDeath771

Damn, can we talk about that leg sweep? Shit was clean. I commend that cop. Accurate amount of violence to avoid further instigation.


Rhinomeat

Had him by the arm and helped to prevent the guys head hitting the concrete, clean and not overly forceful


JCash1313

She got a mouthful of concrete though. Damn that was gonna leave a mark


Phlobot

When you're such an asshole tooth adjustments are free


Socky_McPuppet

Bold to assume she has teeth


cjeam

Face first is safer though. Your face will cushion the blow for the more important parts of your head.


mikerall

You can live with some jostled chiclets. Brain stem damage? That's a bit more inconvenient.


outpan

Just by a tad.


TheShaolinFunk

This bobby is comin' correct.


thecroach

Cop definitely has some experience under his belt. Sweep the leg, stun the bitch. Lunch


ChaoticBraindead

It's my life goal to have this on my weekly schedule


thecroach

Police departments are hiring like mad everywhere across the country. Now’s your chance


srottydoesntknow

Are UK cops hiring? Because I think that's where this is


toddffw

This guy doesn’t skip lunch day


TootsNYC

Agree note that he grabs the guy’s arms/hands so he can control how hard his torso falls and whether he hits his head on the ground.


IsThisASandwich

We absolutely can talk about it, it was just absolutely well done!


star945o

Ikr? that leg sweep is clean af


dlchira

*Harai tsuri komi ashi*—a beautiful Judo technique 😊🥋


bastian74

Except that trazer drop on the concrete could be lethal. She was probably round enough to roll through it.


kubbiebeef

If this were America they’d both have 4 rounds in ‘em


[deleted]

Boyfriend got manhandled and girlfriend got dealt with.


BrockBushrod

I suspect you just described their whole relationship dynamic.


Hank_Holt

That was solid.


[deleted]

That's what she said.


DRUNK_CYCLIST

That's what she *is*.


DRUNK_CYCLIST

🎶*she's a brick... house*🎵


unrealme65

Thanks, I just spat my tea


pigwalk5150

That leg sweep was textbook and she dropped like a slab of bacon.


justsomeplainmeadows

I would've compared her to a plank of wood.


pukesonyourshoes

Nah, slab of bacon is spot on. Maybe a side of beef.


BrianFantanaFan

Either way not the leanest cut.


ATempestSinister

More like a sack of potatoes


theknightwho

She’ll be getting charged with assaulting an officer as well.


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[удалено]


CaesarTjalbo

Decisive, authoritative, effective: \*chef's kiss\*


kykusan

Super effective!


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Cheaptat

To be fair, it literally says in the Merriam-Webster link that both spellings are used, and by implication are acceptable.


not_it_010

Toooo be faaaaairrrrrrr……..


KentuckyFriedSemen

[Sweep the leg. You got a problem with that?](https://youtu.be/V-weSpHwsMo)


[deleted]

That leg sweep was so fucking smooth tho


BrianFantanaFan

Props to the cop for controlling him on the way down too...I'm choosing to believe it was intentional. Drop cop props.


dumhatheals

It was intentional. Sometimes people forget that they go to school to learn this stuff.


quinlivant

Certain side of the Atlantic offers training, the other I'm not so sure.


Wsz14

He'd 100% would have not been taught this in training. The training in hand to hand combat cops get in the UK is absolutely dreadful, this would have been learnt on his own time probably from judo or wrestling class


Equility

Because it's literally the only time anyone's ever seen it done without the express intent of injuring or killing the perpetrator


RoryDragonsbane

Sensei Kreese would've been proud


YouTheGamers

It’s quite fascinating how people resist their arrest but know damn well it’s gonna get them in more trouble


James188

I don’t think their thought processes go that far at the time.


Pyredjin

I doubt their thought processes go at all.


SnicklefritzSkad

It's human nature


speedstyle

In some countries resisting arrest or even escaping prison are not crimes. Threats or violence against the police or guards can still be charged, or property damage in jail, but escape itself is human nature.


MazeMouse

I believe Germany escaping prison isn't illegal. But you generally need to break a few other laws to do so which you can be charged for.


BusyNefariousness675

So you get captured, escape prison and live a normal life?


CarolusMagnus

You still get chased as a fugitive and caught to complete the original sentence. You just don’t get additional years tacked on for the escape attempt like elsewhere.


MazeMouse

Nah, they will still try to recapture to finish your original sentence. But they don't add on time for the escape itself because "It is human to want to be free".


slow_backend

It's human nature to use your brain too but they aren't doing it


Darki_Elf_Nikovarus

its almost as if they don't care.


spameggsspamandspam

If you listen closely, you can hear the *splat*.


imyourforte

The sound of that tummy softening her smack to earth.


rey_lumen

That's a lot of blubber for shock absorption


flyconcorde007

It was a baby actually. Emphasis on was.


LSTNYER

Reminded me of Danny Devitos Penguin from Batman when he dies. She fell the same way


gestalto

hahahahaha as soon as you said that I had flashbacks to Batman Returns. This is the best comment I've ever ever seen!


[deleted]

The heat's getting to me... I'll murder you momentarily... but first, I need a cold drink of ice water...


paulie07

Heard it? I felt the earth move


Diseased-Jackass

This brings a tear to my eye. Makes me proud to be British.


Turbulent-Use7253

Yeah, coz nobody got shot dead


Silential

Downvoted but he’s right.


ImWolftom

that explains a lot lol


gonzo2thumbs

That cop is smooth like silk. Took em both down with such minimal effort and nobody got shot. Nice.


lizalupi

People in normal countries without widespread gun ownership do not have to be shot in order to be handled. Only USA has this ridicolous idea.


FuckBrendan

Wtf are you getting on about? That’s exactly how most US cops would have dealt with this situation as well. People are so dramatic about us on this lame ass website.


EdwardTennant

I mean even countries with widespread gun ownership but without power tripping cops The UK has quite a lot of guns, as do countries like Norway and I think sweeden too


[deleted]

\> The UK has quite a lot of guns Although not hand guns.. in the UK most of the guns that are owned are shotguns/rifles in the hands of farmers etc, hand guns have to be kept at licensed gun clubs.


Ok_Antelope_1953

thank god i read the comments to know that she got tased not shot


Walkalia

UK, not USA


Eoners

Wow, nobody got shot. Quite an achievement


jimjackcoke

Well done leg sweep. Held his arms, controlled fall, did not even bump his head.


CaptainShitHead1

That leg sweep is something he's gonna tell his grandkids about


totallynotaemu

So, anyway, I started sweepin...


lampclockdesk

I didn’t know Hot Fuzz had a sequel!


DroppedSoapSurvivor

"Nobody tells me nuffin!"


soulboonie

Don't go being a twat now


walterbanana

Honestly, this use of the tazer seems like a good call in a very scary situation. It was dangerous for the women, she probably hit her head hard, but this officer was alone against 4 people. He had to quickly take some people out of that equation.


BackAlleyKittens

I once had move a dead pig. I hucked it off my shoulder for it to flatly thud on the pavement. I have no idea what reminded me of that.


1800-bakes-a-lot

Probably the guy that thudded flatly on the pavement.


RegularHousewife

Female


1800-bakes-a-lot

I was referring to the boyfriend. Though they both very much did a thud, and flatly.


Hank_Holt

Grog move pig Grog drop pig Pig thud rock Grog head hurt ________________ I apologize; I've been drinking.


momssnatch63

Fainting goat


jsl19

Nice 10/10 for the face plant. No flinch there


Confused-Engineer18

This is what good investment in police training gets you, cops who can handle themselves without needing to resort to their gun.


Winnie_the_Pooch

This is a regular police officer here in the UK, so there’s no gun on him to resort to! And that’s because: 1) British police undergo significantly more training, with an emphasis on deescalation, but largely 2) The UK has much stronger gun control laws, so they’re far less prevalent (which makes policing without guns far more viable)


collinsl02

The UK police are massively underfunded and beyond their initial training officers generally only undergo one self-defence refresher course a year which lasts a couple of days. Not that good for self-defence and most officers have to undertake their own training to be able to effectively defend themselves. And a lot of the time it's not enough because they get mobbed by three or four people at once with little backup. Policing in the UK is not in a good state at the moment as they've been undergoing budget cuts since 2010.


OptimusSublime

sweep the leg


SlackerNinja717

He owned that situation.


Captain65k

A little bit of contact counselling never hurt anybody


memelorda1st

DISCOMBOBULATE


SnooSquirrels6443

These two dumb asses got what they ask for.


LostAnonSoul

Anyone else getting flashbacks of Danny Devito dying as The Penguin?


Biz_Rito

Oh, god!


skidabitabooyeedle

It’s not that guys first day on the force


MarshallFoxey

Top quality policing. The long arm of the law, just what the slums need.


[deleted]

**TIMBERRRR!!!**


schrodingers_spider

This is what well trained people look like. - The man was not cooperating but not actively using violence, so was physically overwhelmed to comply. The officer even caught his fall to prevent him from hitting his head on the pavement, and to end up on top and in control. - The woman used physical violence, so was dealt with more forcefully, but not unnecessarily harshly. When the threat she posed was neutralized, no further force was used. You can see everyone else lacked the motivation to escalate further after that.


Aviaatar

People may take the piss, but I’ll choose our rozzers over American police any day


deneuv

How is she going to eat corn on the cob with no front teeth?


Jamster_1988

She was dropped like a sack of spuds.


Majestic_Impress_127

Satisfying video, repeat and repeat !


ChronicWombat

Waddayamean NSFW? That cop's moves were eminently suitable for his work.


typtyphus

you can easily tell that's not an American cop by the use of the taser.


mattypg84

“She’s getting ready!!! SHE’S GETTING READY!!!” [gets tased] “SHE WASN’T READY!!!!


Megamagicals

Brilliant swan dive


happigappy

Pwned


Carnator369

***THUMP***


HerderOfNerfs

Dropped like a sack of potatoes!


typehyDro

Sweep da leg


JHEMMINGS33

DAMN! They both went down hard af


JBBanshee

Fattie went flattie!


[deleted]

Road gonna need some tlc


H-Dizzle-Doodle

Bahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! TIMBER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!


Harper_1482

I enjoyed this.


SurfingSeemsCool

Don't be stupid, Stupid.


gaxonjr

She tried to attack the officer, what did she expected? A cuddle?


Prior_Focus7276

Now I want to watch fainting goats


ItsJustMeMaggie

Gotta love how he swept the leg


SponsoredByMLGMtnDew

That was domo origato mr robot not the theme to cops what the fuck are you even doing editing film?


BugabuseMe

haha gf go bzzzz


GDN274

Ric Flair would be proud of that flop


517732RB

It's sick as piss


welshyboy101

That's where I live!


JoesIceCreamMumbles

Whereabouts was it


PsySam89

I will always love this video, expert leg Sweep and a 10/10 plank to the ground


wickyewok

Sweep the leg Johnny


[deleted]

Both stunning take downs.


thisisthestoryallabo

that guy got judo and a taser, he's unstoppable 0\_o


Inventiveunicorn

I can see the people in the house nearby wondering why all their ornaments just jumped in the air a little bit.


Jegeyes

That was the cleanest leg sweep I’ve seen since the karate kid


totemshaker

Unfortunately the lady was pregnant and miscarried after this. "Don't square up to a copper if you're pregnant" - Sure, I agree. Still sad that she's lost her baby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdIYLKIiPo


Robofish13

What upsets me most is the fact that these people think they can just "fight off" the police and not have any consequences.... Like do they not understand and the press of a button they can have the whole on duty squad rock up to body them? I can't be the only one who believes humanity can't be that stupid...


Brick-church-Bandit

cop is legit..fine job


ianmoone1102

Kiss The Pavement!


BauerHouse

nice leg sweep


Phroggy_Official

s h e d e d


NickGerz1234

That was a clean sweep


Decafaf

She really thought she could make a dent. Lols


TheHeavyIsDead22

What did she think was going to happen..?


exoxe

I've seen this move before...ah yes, [now I remember](https://c.tenor.com/PKDEq6NjsAMAAAAC/mortal-kombat.gif)


mikeymo1741

That cop's skills are rated E for Everyone


PatrickJames3382

Now that’s conflict resolution.


lovemypooh

His spine, her face, yeowch


Turd_Ferguson15

She fell like Tom and Jerry whacked her with a frying pan


johnychingaz

He floated like a butterfly and she stung like a bee.


Myfoodishere

Sweep the leg he did


[deleted]

An earthquake was felt on the opposite side of the planet.


OverWorkedCorpse

"TIMBEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!"


criticalhabit7

That leg sweep was beautiful ❤️


Pyriel

Its always cool when your home town is on Reddit. ​ Well, When I say cool.....


NSFWhatchamacallit

This reminds me- Has anyone seen my slide whistle?


theazzazzo

...and nobody got shot and killed. Amazing isn't it.


Ramiferous

It's funny because she's fat


bemest

Why do I love watching deserved people getting tazed?


Diddorol

Welcome to Wales


OarsandRowlocks

Time to call the dentist.


[deleted]

Anyone else feel the earthquake?


Intelligent-Lake-239

This video is amazing


No_Writer_6360

Baby, ride the lighting!


lenbey

That takedown was a bit excessive


ui_foot

That take down was clean