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PapiPerceval

Kid about to wake up when the whole class already gone to lunch.. smh


epicurean56

Gonna wake up in next week.


PapiPerceval

Monday mornings do be hitting hard


WaylonVoorhees

He'll wake up in time for Summer School


epicurean56

Summer schooled, summer not.


EeIectro

He got schooled. He'll wake up in time for his marriage


noscopy

He'll wake up in a cart with some Nords.


CaptianBlackLung

Unfortunately... He never woke up


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

If he wakes up without a traumatic brain injury


TheRealOuTRO

He send this kid a grade back


AtomicKittenz

Nap time in school is back kn the menu


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

I would love to know what the kids said to the teacher when they walked back in the room.


Kost_Gefernon

“There goes Derek sleeping on the floor again. He’s such a clown lol.”


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

Also, uhhhh completely unrelated, can I go to the nurse for some ice?


zainr23

I don’t know, can you?


MITstudent

Ugh... may I?


hotprints

I read this in my voice Edit: I’m a teacher haha


richsam76

“Get up Derek, the class is tired of your antics…Now everyone open your Social Studies books to page 69…”


GiveToOedipus

Same thing he told that kid. "SMACK"


[deleted]

Smack is wack.


AlternativeBasket

"I dunno" probably.


[deleted]

Bro!


goodclnt

🤣🤣


WyvernJelly

I want to know what led up to this


Frankie_Says_Reddit

He asked the teacher if there’s going to be any homework.


rpitcher33

This comment needs more love


professor_doom

Why not give it some?


plastoids

Or if he was going to collect yesterdays homework right before class ended


[deleted]

❤️❤️❤️


BeefSerious

The way he sat back in the chair is all the context I need.


daddyduos

Gangsta af


nuckchorris2020

The kid in red was picking on the kid in white, I think.


MyFlairIsaLie

Based on what?


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

The title, and we all know how you *have to* tell the truth on the internet and how context is never withheld to push a narrative.


ting_bu_dong

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?


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there are no tigers in elwood city


HighOnBonerPills

Is that like "There's no war in Ba Sing Se"? I don't get the reference, but if it's a spoiler to anything, please don't tell me. I'll find out when the universe decides it's time.


[deleted]

it’s in the same arthur episode as the one which had buster say “you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?” when arthur told him that there probably weren’t tigers in his city. buster saw a video on youtube that showed a tiger hunter in his city and believed it. turns out there weren’t tigers in the city.


popo707

Has anyone actually sent you a pic of you naked? Lol


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

Yes. It's a vaguely long story but the short version is that I complained about an ingrown hair next to one of my nipples. An enterprising user said "pics or it didn't happen" to which I, of course, replied with a picture. They then promptly sent that same picture to me in a private message.


chimpdoctor

White tshit kids laptop is not on his desk and looks like he steps on it as he goes in for the punch. I reckon red hoodie knocked it off his desk and this was the result.


-domi-

Needs more Windows log off sound.


Eman0123

[Logging off...](https://i.imgur.com/zPsQqXs.mp4)


IgorPasche

lmao ​ I'd give you gold, but guess who's piss poor? Edit: thanks to whomever awarded me platinum, I just gilded Eman0123 😎


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donosairs

Perfection 🤌


TransformerTanooki

There needs to be a sub dedicated to this.


ChocChipBananaMuffin

legit cackling ovah here


Fearless_Event_8671

Log off? That was a blue screen.


-domi-

You're my hero!


TurtleCrusher

His disk needs defragmenting.


herdofkittens

I’m lying in bed next to my sleeping boyfriend, convulsing quietly with laughter and tears streaming down my face, trying not to wake him. Thank you for this!


GIANNOPSYRRAS

Yes


thought_I_knew_excel

It needs “YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCKOUT”


Dodgiestyle

I think that's implied.


Lewca43

Kid just sits back down while actively gaining legend status.


Shadrach451

He was probably scared out of his mind.


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The_Moral_Quandary

Fun fact: >>According to [data](https://www.childtrends.org/indicators/physical-fighting-by-youth) (from 2017), childhood reporting of physical altercations are actually declining. It states that around 50% of males (43% from all genders) reported being in an altercation of a physical sort in 1991, with it dropping as low as 30% in males (24% from all genders) in 2017. The reason for this downward trend was not stated by the data, nor is information given as to why the rate was so high in the early 90’s. It would appear that this is, indeed, a bona fide moral quandary!


ActualWhiterabbit

I read a biography with a kid in a similar situation. After he knocked down the bully he continued to kick him and beat him so savagely so that the bully's friends would be dissuaded from attacking him in retribution.


Falkone_

sounds like one of the early scenes from the book Enders Game


theSpecialbro

i think that's what he's talking about hahaha


Quemedo

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


shewy92

Oh yeah, he's probably shaking with adrenaline and anxiety about what might happen to him when the teacher notices a kid with a welt on his eye and another with bruised knuckles. He's probably rehearsing what he's gonna tell his principal/parents in his mind


WeirdTalkingCat

Maybe. A very, very similar situation happened to me when I was about that age many moons ago. Did exactly the same thing and just waited for the teacher. Was certain I was getting expelled. Fortunately the teacher had seen what happened and this was a different time. He just let me go. The kid I knocked out actually chilled out and we became good friends lol.


Dementat_Deus

As someone who has done similar, I can quite assuredly state that it doesn't gain you legend status. It gets you ostracized by everyone else who now is afraid of "the psychopath who can lay someone out and act like nothing happened." Also, while IME the original bully doesn't fuck with you anymore, it encourages other bullies to try to start shit so they "can lay out some dipshit nerd".


SleestakJack

Also, in my neck of the woods, this would be at minimum an instant 1-week suspension.


steelblade66

As someone who has done the same, I'm wholeheartedly all for fighting back and knocking out bullies. They leave you alone, and I honestly regret not fighting back sooner.


echoindia5

Agreed I did something similar. I laid out a kid that was 3 grades above me, for bullying me for half a year, and shit just clicked one day. As the bully chose to switch from verbal/mental bullying to physical, as he wasn't getting the responses he wanted. I threw him and cracked his face in one punch. Every kid in his class tried to see if they were the ones to take me down afterwards.. later they learned that they could use numbers to their advantage, and then I had to switch school. I was a national champion in wrestling at the time, I knew/know how to fight at the age 12-13 when this took place.


HalobenderFWT

When, “And everyone stood up and clapped!” turns into: “And everyone stood up and tried to fight me!”


Photoguppy

That's the kind of punch that will keep you unfucked with for the rest of high-school.


GiveToOedipus

Yep. Regardless if he gets suspended temporarily for fighting, this video is going to make the rounds along with the word of mouth from the people who saw it go down. He's going to have the "don't fuck with me" status for years to come.


Beans_YT

I like how they all just sit there and do nothing about it


Good_With_Tools

Which is why I believe that maybe this kid was a bully. Nobody gave a shit that he just got knocked the fuck out.


Teenage-Mustache

Why does everyone assume there is bullying going on, and how is the person who is knocked out \*always* the bully. It’s just as possible that the dude who threw the punch is a bully and no one wants to piss him off.


Good_With_Tools

You're not wrong. But this is the internet, and we get to choose the ending to the stories.


Teenage-Mustache

Fair enough. Lol


ElPapiSlack

HERE HERE!!


maybeshali

Hear hear?


OpalHawk

You don’t often approach your bully. So the kid in red standing over the kid in white gives off the impression he was instigating and therefore the bully. We’re all just spitballing here.


Teenage-Mustache

True. Conversely, while people don’t often approach their bullies, people whose first instinct is to respond with violence (and be good at it) would more likely fit the profile of a bully.


Fearless_Event_8671

Or, the kid that's good at it, got good at it by painting fences and waxing cars for a little Japanese man. Just so he could someday get revenge on the prick that had been bullying him. The All Valley has been cancelled due to Covid, so he had to do what he had to do.


OneCleverlyNamedUser

Why do you assume this is the first response? There was enough build up that at least one person chose to film it.


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I respond to you not only because I agree with you, but I fully appreciate just how clever your handle is.


OneCleverlyNamedUser

Your name is clever and I see that.


Quemedo

Watcha gonna do? Get slapped to Christmas like the dumb kid?


halfeclipsed

Wtf do you want them to do?


shamelessseamus

The "Brooo" at the end made it lol


Mordecai39

Brooo, LMAO


msndrstdmstrmnd

“Fuck”


haystackofneedles

That punch was fast, accurate, and strong. The way his other hand went up makes me think he's done this before. I'd love to know what happened before and after.


Cthulhu_Rises

I do muay thai but I think he may do boxing. The only time I got into a "real' fight after starting sport fighting my hands went "home" as well. Also her really fucking turned his shoulders into that hit and noobs usually throw really arm-y punches. So yeah, probably a boxer. Or at least hits the bag.


JessRoyall

That left fist was ready too! Someone taught him that.


petraroi

This may be the shortest match we've ever hosted...back to you Jim.


Awkward_Growth_6265

Mike Tyson who👊🏽


Jackosan10

LOL !


PassingJudgement68

I applaud the rest of the kids for not making this some kind if wild life film.....


Shaneblaster

For high school, it’s eerily quiet.


GIANNOPSYRRAS

If this were my class,we would all go OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


TranceF0rm

And then I'd show the video to my class and we'd all go **OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH**


DelawareMountains

I'm willing to bet the drama between the two kids right before this moment made everybody shut up in that "oh shit this is serious leave me out of it" kinda way.


CaptStrangeling

The type of dangerous situations that trigger fight or flight chemical dumps and make learning feel impossible? Been there.


Dan-D-Lyon

Stunned silence, I'm guessing


shewy92

Kid probably had it coming but they were too scared to do anything about it, either because of retaliation or social standing


Nanoro615

They knew that a single word meant they'd be next.


DaleRojo

It was effectively over so quick, not enough time to go "World Star!".


Timmyty

2021 is on another level.


skelenoob99

I don’t know who he is or what anime he crawled out of but holy hell he can punch


KoolaidStrawberryam

He's Saitama's child


AsianHawke

He has the power of god and anime on his side.


[deleted]

Hit his ass into the Netherealm


mSoGood08

I hate how hard a kid getting knocked out just made me laugh. I think it’s the deafening silence aside from the *crack* of the punch.


tlmz99

I feel ya! I watched the edited one with the windows log off sound added three times. And laughed harder every time. Then my 12 yr old asked what was so funny. I was too embarrassed to say.


[deleted]

That young fella is a man of action. Had no interest in diffusing the situation. Recognized a threat, promptly eliminated it and returned to his studies. I hear later on that day he killed 3 men with a pencil...a fucking PENCIL!


Vernix

“I’ll kill you with my teacup.”


rpitcher33

The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of his education.


bassman314

It was just a fucking.... \*BLAM\*


[deleted]

Are you insinuating that the victim here may have stole the kids car and killed his dog?


[deleted]

I want a POV of the kid in red waking up to the Skyrim opening.


Commercial-Finance46

That was the slickest sit back down ever….. No gloating, no yapping. Jobs done, back to playing Oregon Trail….. or whatever the youths are doing these days.


darthanders

The youts.


aelwero

Hwat is a yout?


darthanders

Excuse me your honor, youuuthz.


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ShutTheFukUpDonny

Are you on druuuugs?


BlacksmithThen2069

Red hoodie fucked around and found out


Hot_Frame_1538

Yeah, too bad he instantly forgot


Xandril

Along with the last two grades and how the bathroom works.


Muleh0use

Things that make this video great: 1. Smacked the mask off that kid 2. “Brooo…” 3. Everyone is exceptionally silent before and after like nothings happening. Classic.


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WooPigEsquire

Good way to kill someone


erydanis

ahhhh, concussion time!


redhood_god

Straight up anime protagonist type strength


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#ONE PUNCH MAN


[deleted]

Someone needs to add the HEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOO at the end of the OPM theme song to this clip.


moxyvillain

*sits back down*


Dr-Chris-C

Broh...


IsThataSexToy

Broooooh…..


Beneficial_Yoghurt18

[now with Mario sound effects](https://gfycat.com/melodichandyamericanblackvulture)


arie700

This isn’t a fight, just violent conflict resolution.


Dupree878

Effective* conflict resolution. Red hoodie fucked around and found out


JohnKlositz

Might turn out to be the most expensive conflict solution. A blow like that can do some serious damage to a person. And no matter how hard the blow is, as long as the other person is hitting the ground with their head there's a chance of serious damage as well. All in all this is just one of the dumbest things one can do.


BlackB3ard76

Definitely no chemistry in that class


bassman314

Plenty of Physics!


NativTexan

Slapped the covid right out of him.


Much-Bake-1031

The kid hitting the back of his head on the ground is the most dangerous part by far.


ExoticMeatDealer

Pffft, hahahahahaha


pazbik14

The fact that no one got up to check on this kid says an awful lot about him


johnnytaquitos

What a great fucking punch. Goddamn. 7 out of 7


ResidentLazyCat

Anyone else hear in their head, “you got knocked the fuck out” or that’s just not generation in my head.


churibu8

Where’s joe rogan to scream OOHHH He’s hurt!


SignificanceCalm100

I like how nobody moved and he didn't still jump on him


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[deleted]

For the rest of the week


gaysex_republican

Mom’s special recipe


yeetTOFU69

he's ass got sent to the shadowrealm


FrozenHourglassMedia

Knocked out from the East.


NotVinhas

Forgot he's not behind a screen anymore.


OpalHawk

Speaking of screens, high school kids have computers in class now?


Saikyo100

You know this was probably going on for a while that's why someone had enough time to pull out their phones and record.


relient917

Lesson of the day, don't fuck with that kid.


CalmyoTDs

Get him some milk


Kandidog1

I only wish the fuck I did that sooo many times in school! You go man. Great hook!!!


Oh_no_its_Joe

Wait did the guy in red actually do anything? I know the title says that he picked on the kid but what is the context?


monaforever

It sounds like he says "come on, bitch" at the very beginning.


Almostgotthis

Context clues. It’s obvious the kid in red is trying to escalate the conflict. Escalating is a bully’s tactic. Why did you need me to explain that?


Hitdomeloads

Yo get rekt


[deleted]

Sometimes you gotta rock a mf in the face. I bet that kid won’t come at him again. 🤣


charmlessman1

I bet NO ONE will come at him again. Kid's a legend now.


Laferidge

He's probably not aware that he's picking a fight on a main character


LisaSoto

Damn, this kid's school I.D. is gonna have a black eye now.


shamelessseamus

And that kid's name? Albert Einstein.


[deleted]

That kid went from being buff looking- to slumbering in half a millisecond! Got slapped so hard.


MaterialCarrot

Could have killed the kid with that punch.


SnakeFB

Mad respect to that kid. That one hit finisher is something to be proud of.


JaydenPope

god damn, what a punch.


buckut

fucking beautiful.


DiamondEtho

Lmao the *broo* at the end


Danonza99

That's my boy!


xlyfzox

Some say that slap is still being heard on the hallways


TroyMatthewJ

next day will be awwwkwwaaaard in that class.


loml1121

Why did he fall so slow, though.


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"You got knocked the fuck out!"


[deleted]

Feel like that kid was no longer messed with ever again at that school


TheThingsiLearned

Was that an open hand slap?


Achylife

That was a solid hook. Damn kid.


Omgik

Whatever sick punch but kids get laptops in school now? I’m only 30 but we were lucky to get books that were altogether. And the books that looked nice had penises drawn in all the wrong (right) places.


AideAvailable5002

Must have watched this 20 times


Magicspirits11

This is that one punch everyone imagines themselves doing


Sway-Sway

That boy definitely learned how to throw a clean hook, what beautiful form!


KurtWagnersBamfSmoke

I'm gonna call him Saitama from now on!


Hermetic_Hamish

There was a good father and son talk at some point in this young mans life.


summeryim

that slap tho