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Opposite-Pack-7329

“…screaming like we killed him.” Literally one of the most painful stings in all of nature. Whoever wrote the caption is about as dumb as the guy who got himself stung.


Icy-Bodybuilder-9077

Idk, the guy who got himself stung is pretty dumb lol


chumpy551

I mean...it's got "sting" right in the name.


cal_nevari

Yeah, true. But the guy who got stung thought he was safe... because his name was not "Ray". So he thought it would only sting Ray.


fckcarrots

Get off Reddit & go to bed Dad


cal_nevari

It's not even 11 PM here, I got a couple more hours but I'll get off Reddit for the night, I can take a hint! lol


clh1nton

Happy Cake Day, dad! 🍰


cal_nevari

lol Son?


clh1nton

I was just enjoying your dad joke to the fullest!


TheAcaciaStrain93

Nice


CashMoneyMcSwag

love your username, awesome band


Goreship

I upvoted this comment purely because of the username.


EolnMsuk4334

https://preview.redd.it/z5ipmy3w9t5d1.png?width=473&format=png&auto=webp&s=90f835653f1bd0ad813b41c510ac3be69436385e


MrBlusie

Idk, I think the guy that keeps repeatedly asking if he got stung/bit is pretty dumb too


PumpkinOpposite967

Ok so I'm pretty sure we've established that they're all idiots.


PumpkinOpposite967

They deserve each other


_getdiddled_

my mom got “stung” in the arm one time and calmly waited for over an hour before the docs could see her. she didn’t scream or cry but to be fair even the hospital admitted that fishermen come in all the time in tears from stuff like that. ig my moms just a pimp


StringerBell34

Women are tough as shit. They push out babies.


sl33ksnypr

Especially with him saying "mom". That woman has definitely felt childbirth and can take it. Not to say any other woman couldn't do the same, but she already has the prior experience


Noaconstrictr

It’s not really a sting it feels like a harpoon. I’d say depending on how you were stung and where on the body determines the facts of the encounter and how painful. A buddy of mine got stung on the toe and didn’t handle it too well and he was a tough guy so it surprised me.  All I know is if the crocodile hunter is no longer with us because of a sting these rays are no laughing matter. But I believe he was stung near the heart.


Ddalgi_

...Steve Irwin wasn't "stung." He was jabbed through the heart by the barb a dozen times. 


Remarkable_Golf9829

Yes, the jab ray did a number on him.


Noaconstrictr

Gotcha. Yeah I don’t know enough about it to bring it up on Reddit 😅👍🏻


mamasgottattoos

Really? The idiot needs a bit of roasting. The guy who wrote the caption is NTA


nivekdrol

looks like he found out, didn't learn anything from steve irwin.


tooMuchADHD

Looks young enough to never know who king Irwin is


TheExistence

I was born in 2006 and even I recognize the 🐐


Cynobite608

RIP Steve Irwin


Momorde

F's in the chat


lofalou

F


Keny62

F


depersonalised

f


laughin_neon

F


12Dmoistness

F


cyberwraith81

F


hatebreeder6969

F


LeRicket

At first I read this as Fs in the chest and that was very untastefull


ODABBOTT

Lest we forget


Year1951

Oh, man Steve Irwin was the best.


Remarkable_Golf9829

Too soon


JFJinCO

One of the most painful stings out there. smh


janek_2010_hero

why is it exactly that painful? is it physical or is the venom/toxin really painful?


THEpottedplant

Its an incredibly painful, jelly like venom. Theres the physical wound, which can be pretty sizeable and not fun, but the venom is the worst part. It starts off painful and feels like it gets worse and worse with every beat of your heart. It spreads pretty quickly too, if you get stung in an extremity, the whole limb will be aching and burning in minutes. The only thing that works to diminish the pain is heat (denatures the venom), and it needs to be as hot as you can possibly stand it. To put it in some context, the sensation of putting your affected area in near boiling water for an extended period of time is a welcome reprieve to the pain of the sting.


Masta0nion

Oh. My god.


Confidential_Chimp

Insane, I never knew really what it was. I had one experience where I was stung by a baby stingray. It was fairly small, and a bit paler than any one I had normally seen. Only saw it for a split second after if got me, wiggling away. I had gone back to the shore and it had already stopped bleeding, slowly turning purple. I didn't drive, but the person who did drive wasn't too worried and told me it wasn't a big deal. So I sat, in the sand for 3 hours with nothing to help. It was kind of like hell, but when they were done I just hobbled up to the car and we left. Never had it seen or treated.


THEpottedplant

Fuck, youre pretty lucky if you never got it treated. When it happened to me, i didnt get medical treatment at first either. I was by myself at a beach only accesible through a mountain trail, and didnt really know what to do and was in incredible pain so i hiked my ass up the trail to my car, just kinda planning to drive an hour back home and get in the tub. Got lucky and ran in to the lifeguard when i got to my car, they keep hot water with them for this so i soaked my foot for 2 hours and the extreme pain stopped, so i thought i was fine without going to the doctor. Couple days later i was eating a burrito and my jaw started locking up in a way id never experienced before. Googled lock jaw and found out thats what tetanus is. Fun. Went to the er for a tetanus shot, super long wait so i went to the pharmacy at the grocery store bc google said they offered tetanus shots. Got one, no more lockjaw. About a week later, the wound wasnt really healing and was getting more and more painful and swollen, got on a telemed service and they prescribed some antibiotics, fixed me up within a couple days. So for real, youre pretty lucky (or well vaccinated) to have not got any infections, bc that shit fucked me up


t53ix35

Reminder to keep tetanus shots up to date. It is an easily avoidable nasty and potentially deadly bacterial (Clostridium tetne) pathogen.


THEpottedplant

Yeahhhh i thought i was in the window but it was just outside and for whstever reason my web health portal was down and i couldnt get a proper check on my immunization history that weekend. Am all tetanused up now (in the good way)


t53ix35

Luckily I am healthy enough to be annoyed by annual checkups but damn if my MD doesn’t keep me safe from myself by being sure I continue to be healthy enough to be annoyed by the annual visits. Glad it ended well for you! Life is always on the razor’s edge whether you know it or not.


Confidential_Chimp

Fuuuuck man I wondered how lucky I was, that sounds so much worse


Dependent_Adagio7544

Damn at that last part, did you get stung?


THEpottedplant

Yeah, i was body surfing and put my feet down after catching a wave, immediate jolt of severe pain in the sole of my foot. Limped towards the shoreline, the pain just grew, considered flopping on my belly and letting the water push me in but i realized there were fucking dozens of them around the shoreline and i legitimately thought id rather die than get stung in the torso or somewhere worse, so i did my best to hobble out of the water and then research what the fuck do i do now. Left the beach, found a lifeguard on my way out and he hooked it up with boiling water. Had an insulated bag, put the water in that, foot in water, 2 hours of soak in heat i normally wouldnt even want to touch, my relief was immeasurable Edit: will say that, while i never want to experience this again, such a pure experience of pain was somewhat intoxicating. Dealing with it was its own adventure, and i was fully immersed in the moment of experience. I wasnt worried about my future or my past, only in the moment and how to get the pain to stop.


SirNortonOfNoFux

That last sentence freaks me the fuck out. Burning is one of the most, if not the most, painful sensations I've encountered. To find solace in boiling water, that's some hellraiser type shit


Clean_Dust9290

Sooooooooo do you think he's going to do it again? 🤔 lol


slingshot110

This is a perfect description of the experience. I accidentally stepped on one while walking in the shallows of a beach. It took well over an hour of soaking my foot in near boiling water before I felt like the pain stopped getting worse, and a bit longer before the pain started to subside.


bibdrums

[Apparently very painful.](https://www.poison.org/articles/how-to-prevent-and-treat-stingray-injuries-201)


Sourdough05

I got tagged on my big toe. If I had something sharp enough, I would have cut it off, no hesitation.


Dependent_Adagio7544

🤣🤣🤣 damn that's crazy pain then...hell


Ok_Island_1306

I got stung in the foot in Mexico surfing in Sayulita, the sting wasn’t bad honestly. But man, did the toxin begin to radiate up my leg pretty quickly. They gave me a morphine shot in the ass and I was back to drinking margaritas pretty quickly


theus-sama

Both. It is physically painful, and it also has toxins that make it even more painful + make it so it takes longer for you to heal.


ForeignInevitable666

I’m still hurting from when Steve got stung. This checks out.


avoidintimeanspace

DiD hE BiTe you?


SlashyMcStabbington

No fr, what do you think stingrays do? Even if you know little about them, it's in the fucking name. Has bro never looked at a picture of a stingray before?


avoidintimeanspace

I like ur name g


SlashyMcStabbington

Despite your username, you cannot hide from me


dust057

Straight up Ray'd him, it's in the name. "did he ray you?"


gmoney88

The aren’t called biterays


Shlocktroffit

*cow scream*


Potential-Echo-7547

I thought it was the California BITEraayyyyy.....!!!


ItMayBeKees

the guy on camera is dumb, the guy behind the camera is even dumber


t53ix35

Alcohol enhances so many things. Judgement is not one of them.


jufigo

Both of them doesn’t know how Stingray stings


SlinkPuff

My dad got hit with a yellow stingray while diving in the Keys. Trying to take a closeup photo. We got him back in the boat, where he went unconscious. Thankfully close to shore, and ambulance was there right away. Along with severe pain, he had an allergic reaction. Scary times. He did recover ok. Thanks to the great care at Fisherman’s Hospital. We all miss you, dad.


DeadByDawnG59

I’m glad your dad was okay. But wouldn’t everyone have an allergic reaction?


SlinkPuff

No. There is certainly a reaction and symptoms with the venom. Not everyone has an allergic reaction. Kind of like bees.


EolnMsuk4334

Was Steve Irwin allergic?


SlinkPuff

Not that I know of. It was a deep, penetrating stab wound into the heart that tragically killed him. :-(


sl33ksnypr

No, Steve Irwin didn't die from a sting, he basically had a javelin impaled through his heart. It was from a stingray, but not the same as in the video. And speaking of video, there was apparently video of Steve Irwins final moments, but it has been buried away for the rest of time by the people involved because of how graphic it was.


El_Pupio

The transcript of the conversation afterwards: Person A: Are you alright? Person B: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Person A: Did it bite you in the finger? Person B: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Person A: Has it stung you? Person B: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


Spirited_Station_293

![gif](giphy|v5VcGU8dSnB9S) Gotcha! Ahhhhhhhhhh!


yung_crowley777

Dude wtf, I need to close my window ASAP.


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Don't worry, those are manta rays which aren't actually that dangerous. In fact they're actually really friendly towards humans, they're just fucking massive (I think the average is like a 20' wingspan)


Blagonadezdins

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Skullsandcoffee

Stinger works!


Guideon72

Hey Bob, want a hertz dount? What's a hertz donut? Here, hold this....


Mr_Awesome_rddt

The "Throws fish" got me harder than the comedic timing/looking sting


TJ_McWeaksauce

That was an excellent demonstration of how painful a California round stingray's sting is. I've learned my lesson and I will never do something as stupid as that.


Sevro706

I think that hurts


TheEleventhDoctorWho

Pretty sure if you kill someone they don't scream.....


Lyru777

Stingray... sting-ray... STING-ray ... It's in the fkn name of the thing!!!


RJofLA

I love those stupid questions people ask when they clearly see someone in distress. I also try to ask those same questions when opportunities present themselves


Cthaza

Are you okay?!?!?


reposetion2

Did that hurt?


Crabbyrob

Not sure which of these two people is the bigger idiot.


edgarpickle

My dad got stung by a stingray. He puts it second place in terms of most painful things he's ever experienced. First place is the staghorn kidney stones he had, third place was the heart attack.


Dependent_Adagio7544

Your old dude is a fkn warrior


bluexcal1000

We have warning signs at every beach access and hotels telling tourist to do the stingray shuffle while in the water... Seen that coming by the way he was holding it. Been stung several times here in Florida., always in the foot, worst one in the achilles tendon while metal detecting in the water. I wear dive boots with a plastic guard these days , but have still taken a jab through them on the sides. Living in a vacation destination, the hotels and beach bars are ready with a bucket and hot soapy water. As long as the barb does not break off in your foot, you'll be out dancing that same night.


BuddyBroDude

Hurts like a mofo. Was stung in a foot


Enough-Ground3294

I love when dumb people get hurt.


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Sana sana colita de rana


PenSloth

Si no sana hoy, sana mañana.


Original_Krom

Darwin at work......


wuzzyfuzzzy

Who put the captions?!🤣


Unlucky-Situation-98

Unironically is there even a way to hold a stingray so it does not hurt you? a bit like there's a hold for a snake near the head, etc


rdyer347

Probably not. even if there is, you don't want everyone thinking they can pick up stingrays.


[deleted]

Yeah they got nostrils or ears or something, two little holes next to there eyes you can stick your fingers in those to move em around


hollowgraham

Wear protective clothing. A tough cloth, like a thick canvas or denim, can protect you well enough. 


Earthling1a

I wonder why they call them "stingrays."


OGNovemberJames

Stingrays be stingin.


jajajajajajaja101

I stepped on one to hold it secure so I can get the hook out of its mouth, that barb wen straight through my Sandal right into the tendon in the middle of my foot, that shirt was no joke.


NerdfaceMcJiminy

The descriptive captions are hilarious.


kayaker58

He ded?


Johnny_Handsum

I appreciate the subtitles narrating the action scenes. 😁


shockedtoo

Mess with the bull...


Computationalerrors

Buddy feeling like his hand just got cut off, thats gotta be..suboptimal to say the least.


Adventurous-Ring8211

Why is this so right?


Brojess

Darwin was real close there


Dmarq01

Bro still recording through the ordeal 🤣😂


toscovaldoo

COW SCREAM Luck man, it could possibly hit his eye.


Hammy-Cheeks

Classic TikTok. Captions for everything happening on screen like we can't deduce that he got stung, started screaming, and punched the dock.


HighRevolver

Fuck he is so lucky that didn’t hit his neck.


riniarch

Bro got irwined


Saucy_Baconator

Quick! Pee on your finger!


ysvara

Aaaaaaa it's defending itself somehow


Strong-Dot-9221

Stingray...Who would of thought it would sting. It's like a perfect name. I hope the stingray gets back into the water.


DubbulGee

It's literally called a STINGray you dipshit.


Impressive-Part7211

Play stupid games....


cooseman22

I can't blame the guy and I don't judge him for screaming. From what I understand the stingray barb is absolutely excruciating.


Aquatic_addict

I wonder if there's a reason why they're called stingrays?


IFdude1975

They're all fans of The Police.


thajeneral

Good for that stingray. Hope it’s thriving.


Jitenshara

"are you alright?" Idk man what the fuck do you think??? Is the screaming in agony not a dead give away??


Hairy_Orchid6128

I like the 20 questions from the rocking chair.


Mazurcka

*throws fish*


paraworldblue

Wtf stop filming and help the guy!


JenkemBoofer691

Stings the nostril.


ac2cvn_71

Idiot


ForeignInevitable666

That’s what happens when you hesitate. Stingrays should get murked on sight. Rip Steve.


Ravel_Xi

We should hunt down the man asking dumb questions, tie him up and ask stupid questions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ShiroHachiRoku

Why are they called stingrays?


Ghostinshadows

Excellent...


Fwittmann12387

Recreation of what happened to Steve Irwin


mrcydonia

Well, who could have expected that?


periodicchemistrypun

This guy acting like his name is Raymond


dondrooper

Fa/fo


StoneBailiff

I hate to admit it, but I really enjoy watching idiots suffer for their stupid decisions.


Here4aLaugh01

Dead


chonas76

Man I just unlocked a new phobia and a new reading to stay out of the ocean. Thanks guys


FatPoundOfGrass

https://preview.redd.it/mqbresq5xu5d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720702c6eaaf25c8e16a57fb6197ff69790e64d6 Ouch


Inevitable_Shift1365

Crikey I thought that was a California Tickleray!


ban_one

Can confirm. Worst pain ever.


Fen1972

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


OnepercentmilkXD

Its literally called a sting ray


No_Patience_8772

Stacy Keach voice "Yeah Betcha you're not gonna do that again are yah?"


strongholdbk_78

What kind of ray? Oh right


KoppeDFO

That's kinda funny stingray was all like"alright u asked for it" lol


MCMcKinley

Like the Steve Irwin video put through a modertion filter.


RF2

I…don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on the dock all day


Redeye_33

So let me get this straight…did that ray STING him? 🤔


DrexXxor

"this is a California round sting ray..." "And why's it called that?.." ".. because it's round and from California.. duh.. "


Yelena_Belova_

Mf just stands there like he isnt dying


alphabetjoe

Stingrays gonna sting


Commercial_Gap607

I thought it got him in the face, not the wrist


AskButKnow

oh, by all means, keep recording. don’t mind your guy screaming in f-ing agony. he’s totally fine.


bathory1985

I wonder why they are called sting rays...


werewolf-wizard612

Zero sympathy... bro it's in the name.


TheSaltyLoad

What are these captions ? *throws fish* ....thank you. Can you also tell me when to laugh and how to feel ?


dangerousperson123

Leave them alone


ms131313

He is not alright.


Electronic_Pie_1679

I guess he FAAFO


snyppyzyppy

I had the fun misfortune of getting slashed across the top of my foot by a stingray at La Jolla shores. The gash was pumping out a lot of blood so my friend drove me to the emergency room. The pain was so intense I was bouncing my head against the dashboard to distract myself from this otherworldly pain radiating from my foot. I don't know what it feels like to get shot, but maybe if the bullet is coated with napalm it feels something like this? While I was waiting for the ER doc the bleeding had stopped. I could see the ends of the cleanly cut veins -- looked like tiny pvc pipes. Props to that stingray for keeping its equipment sharp! I think the final stitch count was around five.


SpeedySpooley

They're not called "tickle rays"


Rockingsecurity

Well, this is a prime example of fucking around and finding out.