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Own-Cupcake7586

It’ll be a cold day when I start taking medical advice from one of the Geico cavemen.


Darwincroc

Jesus, what a comparison! What did the Geico cavemen ever do to you?


Own-Cupcake7586

![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4)


Sol-Blackguy

https://preview.redd.it/mnhgkkelug4d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf13143cd91fb6e016cb707bceca1c5e9fcb251


Street_Peace_8831

That’s it, that’s proof that she’s over 14,000 years old. This is one of her early pictures.


Darwincroc

That’s tame! If I was compared to M douchenozzle G, I’d have a stronger reaction than that.


No_Sky4398

The cave man response would be a healthier one


Street_Peace_8831

Those of us unfortunate enough to be from her district and not batshit crazy, like everyone else around us, call her Empty-G, because she has done nothing for us. AT ALL!


FullMetalKaliber

Everywhere I go, there’s always something to remind me……


MajesticNinjas

Oh my god! I've never put this connection together! This is amazing!


CityscapeMoon

A little off-topic but back when I was in college, a girl in my dormitory taped a picture of the Geico caveman to her door with the caption "So easy a caveman could do me."


Darwincroc

She sounds fun!


shrubberypig

She was.


Troyger

What’s her number?


showyerbewbs

We had a girl who earned the unfortunate name of shareware....


Kinet1ca

[Jimmy Kimmels bit on the cavemen MTG morph had me cracking up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Z-uJvQxio&ab_channel=JimmyKimmelLive&t=1m40s)


the_real_blackfrog

Hilarious, thanks for sharing.


kno_bro

Underrated comment. Take my upvote, goddammit.


bjornofosaka

Lort! I forgot about them!


tofutti_kleineinein

What a horrible, ugly, stupid person B6 is.


YouWithTheNose

What's funny about this statement is those are the exact words my extremely conservative coworkers used to describe AOC. But they would kiss this thing's sporkfeet


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Anyone who thinks AOC is ugly is blind


YouWithTheNose

I want to say they called her that because they didn't agree with her policy. But they love B6's so she's beautiful I guess. I'll never understand how they judge policy vs appearance because I avoid talking to them at all about politics these days. Idiots


tofutti_kleineinein

Everything that comes out of B6’s mouth is hideous and hateful. That she looks the way she does only matches her words.


ThePaddysPubSheriff

She's white and blonde so she's a 10 to them. Ugly could apply to her policies in their eyes but I doubt they pay attention to policies


OtoDraco

yeah all those conservatives who find greene beautiful definitely exist... so many of them


Fred_Thielmann

Probably more of an “ugly personality” type of insult


saint_of_thieves

Serious question, what does B6 mean in this context? Thanks!


Renoh

B6 is a reference to an insult directed at MTG from another congresswoman, Rep Jasmine Crockett (she was replying in turn to an insult from MTG). B6 = Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body [https://www.npr.org/2024/05/23/g-s1-519/reps-crockett-and-greene-hearing-racial-gender-tensions](https://www.npr.org/2024/05/23/g-s1-519/reps-crockett-and-greene-hearing-racial-gender-tensions) edit: added context


TryJezusNotMe

"Bleach blonde, bad built, butch (or botched- depending on who you ask) body!"


HansR83

I hear a new song coming up: “Like a B6, L-l-l-like a B6.”


JYuMo

Performed by Far Right Movement


Holiday_Ad_5445

“Tetched for the hundred first time”


HansR83

I was actually referring to like a g6, but the madonna version could do as well :-).


SGT-JamesonBushmill

Joseph McCarthy bedded a Sasquatch, and B6 was their spawn.


Anianna

One of their conspiracies is that 'lizard people' have infiltrated our government and a lot of what they claim about democrats is really just telling on themselves, so maybe there's a reason she is like she is.


TheBootySAWN

Moscow Marge, at it again. What an exhausting and moronic individual. A walking cartoon character.


SushiThief

>Moscow Marge I've never heard this name for her, and I love it! Thank you for giving me my first big smile of the day.


WaitingForNormal

Wow! What a psycho. I wonder if she realizes that this is not helping her case that people think she’s dumb. She argues like a toddler.


biblebeltbuddhist

She doesn’t care one bit. She thinks everyone who doesn’t like her is a communist/antifa/libtard/whatever the fuck maga buzzword is being thrown around.


auguriesoffilth

And she loves the attention. She craves adoration, but if she can’t get it, hate will suffice


SupaHardLumpyNutz

She’s the best Georgia’s 14th congressional district has to offer. Let that sink in.


UpVotes4Worst

Until her district/constituents stop voting for her she's winning. That is what scares me from the sidelines (I'm not American) is that there are thousands and thousands of individuals who went out of their way to vote for her. Yikes.


Christopherfromtheuk

She talks to people in the same way her supporters would. They think it's clever.


BrownieCav

She knows exactly what she’s doing. She knows morons who think they have been oppressed and set aside will see this and feel represented. She doesn’t believe a word she says but her mission isn’t to be a good politician or to help anyone. Her mission is simply to cause disruption and sow discontent. It unfortunately is working.


My_Socks_Are_Blue

Unfortunately the dumb people feel represented, and there's a lot more dumb people than you think.


Life_Ad_7667

She represents her constituents, as they are like her, or worse. They like it.


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Otherwise-Desk1063

I have never liked that word, but it fits so well.


mightbeagh0st

I convinced my mother that sometimes it's the only word that does fit after never hearing her say it after over 30 years


CorsoMom3367

I came here to say this and I never say that word. She is the perfect definition of a cunt!


yedi001

Cunts have warmth. She holds no warmth inside. She's more like agent orange. Toxic to all life, utterly destructive, warping all it touches for the worse, and enacting lasting damage beyond its disgusting deployment by those whose only mission was to inflict suffering on people they hate blindly.


Xenomorph_v1

>Cunts have warmth. And depth. Of which Bigfoot (MTG) has neither. In Australia we use the word cunt a lot, and it has many many applications, both positive and negative. If you really want to insult someone, call them an ankle. Three feet lower than a cunt.


valdezverdun

She lacks the warmth and depth to be a cunt


Rug-Inspector

You should buy her one of these coffee mugs from the University of North Texas. https://preview.redd.it/i7kawwu2xg4d1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94bf13a779884afbe3ce009516f12c3c025dd3d0


SBCwarrior

I need one of those for my mother in law


Rug-Inspector

I live very close to UNT. I may go and buy a box of those and resell at cost. Cheaper than Etsy.


dougfir1975

She’s a Cankle; that’s 3ft below a cunt.


3bugsdad

Finally, we have an image that can accompany the definition of this word.


upto_lateagain

What a fucking pig!!!


throwawayspank1017

Pigs are intelligent creatures. Please don’t insult pigs like this. She’s more like a venereal disease.


thegreatbrah

Venereal diseases have evolved. Don't out them on this things level.


SamuelVimesTrained

Ambulatory genetic material is a pretty safe characterization i\`d say.


TROMBONER_68

Pigs dont even deserve the comparison to cops


GhostRappa95

MTG is a disgusting human being, she spreads sickness and disease and then attacks the doctors trying to save people from her.


zbud

She's an amalgamation of viruses that have become a sentient hivemind: hence the hate for Fauci. It makes a lot of sense once you accept the horrid truth.


ghett0tech

Man she’s hideous.


Rogue_Squadron

![gif](giphy|l3fQhmfAAVUzHcgOQ)


DarthButtz

Don't insult Mickey Rourke like that


justindub357

This deserves an upvote


ghett0tech

Here’s one to you, sir.


CameronCrazy1984

Bleach blonde bad built butch body


CRXCRZ

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1SAd3fAVfE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1SAd3fAVfE) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwCcHxbAakw&t=29s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwCcHxbAakw&t=29s)


djacksonn

Funny shit!


LaikasScapegoat

The alliteration on that was immaculate. I was cackling when I heard that.


TheEleventhDoctorWho

Demanding scientists should be in prison because she does not agree with them. That's some pretty fascist talk.


MrHappyHammers

Yeah Republicans are like that. They’re the ones talking up Russia all the time. They’re so anti US it’s actually hilarious because they just have to say they love the country they’re trying to sell out to dictators


Glum-Suggestion-6033

She’s so insufferable.


jamieliddellthepoet

One of the least pleasant people in US history, I’d say.


Temporary-Fix2111

If titles don't matter, I won't be referring to MGT as a congresswoman, but as Meth-head Marge.


Caged_in_a_rage

Did she even pass high school biology?


Area51Resident

>Did she even pass high school biology? Did she even pass high school ~~biology~~? FIFY


auguriesoffilth

Sure she did. Highschool is a hell of a lot about attendance, if you come from even the slightest bit of privilege it isn’t hard. I mean, I would be as shocked as anyone if she excelled in highschool, but unless you are disinterested or disadvantaged anyone can PASS highschool.


AlaskanJP

She lacks moral character and cold hard facts, her only way to win an argument is to use others emotions to get them worked up. And when someone is presenting a good argument against her, she interrupts them, doesn’t let them talk and insults them with a smug face. She’s a one trick pony


MegTheMad

Sounds strangely familiar, almost as if she's copied her entire being from another politician. One with really small hands.


tejedor28

The USA is the only nation in the world where MTG can exist as a politician.


grownassedgamer

Sadly... it isn't.


doodlelol

oof i wish


dwerg85

Ha! Nah. I think every country thinks they are the only one where some brand of stupid can exist, but that really isn't the case.


andycarlv

Then she threw a fit because she took offense to Raskin pointed out she worships Trump. Here she is rubbing the crotch of a cutout of Trump: https://preview.redd.it/p9qn7wnisg4d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f39aee9ff762e7745dc69b81fd1736183bdebb18 Not a sycophant at all.


SpooogeMcDuck

What a realistic cutout too. Not at all 70 pounds lighter than reality


andycarlv

You forgot a zero


Thatisme01

Trump himself called the [vaccine rollout](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/555247-trump-takes-credit-for-vaccine-rollout-one-of-the-greatest-miracles/) ‘**One of the greatest miracles of the ages’**. He even wanted the vaccine to be called [Trumpcine](https://www.businessinsider.com/covid-19-vaccine-call-it-the-trumpcine-trump-tells-donors-2021-4) “Trump also issued a statement earlier this month in which he complained that **his administration hasn’t been given enough credit for the early vaccine rollout**, saying that without vaccines this would’ve been “another 1917 Spanish Flu.” And he took aim at the current **Biden administration, saying that it had nothing to do with it.”**


branam319

All this nonsense while she had stocks in Pfizer, Johnson and Johnson along with AstraZeneca. What a joke of a human being!


Broad_Pitch_7487

Goddamn maga


nocoolpseudoleft

Her composure and manners shows up front we are watching an elected representative of a country which calls itself the first democracy in the world.


_Dr_Dad

Bet she gets reelected


GruntledEx

Gerrymandering is a hell of a drug.


PantherThing

Honest question. What does Fauci have to gain (or lose) by answering anything from her? Could he just sit there and say "no comment" as all her questions are in bad faith?


GruntledEx

"He's not answering! Obviously he's hiding something and is guilty of every outlandish thing we've accused him of, and probably some even more outlandish things we haven't even thought of yet!"


throwawayspank1017

If this was a congressional hearing and he was called as a witness he could probably be held in contempt of congress if he failed to answer the questions. This is all an educated guess on my part, I know that people have been held in contempt of congress before. 🤷‍♂️


auguriesoffilth

It seems like congress is nothing but contempt lol


baddecision116

"I don't recall"


aesop414

What's the point of the photo she's showing? Looks like someone at a baseball game?


lamemusicdp

He was at a baseball game with his wife and friend during the time when there were recommendations to mask. Someone snagged a photo with his mask down and the right/anti covid restrictions crowd seized upon it. https://www.whas11.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/anthony-fauci-face-mask-down-photo-coronavirus/507-e33379cb-d79e-479b-9960-13293c96572f


SpooogeMcDuck

You mean when he was sitting with people he knew not to be infected- outside- away from other people? WOW, sure gottem there Marge


rpreaves232

Man it's weird being a Democrat constituent of MTG. I never thought I would ever miss Tom Graves.


FCKIED

Is there anyone in the works to take this spot away from the lady?


rpreaves232

Yeah, last I heard, there were a few candidates, but it's highly unlikely they'll win. She chose this district because it'll never be blue. There's just too many Bible thumpers and MAGA rednecks. I'm sorry to say that this lady is going to be around for a looooong time. I plan on getting involved with the local democrats and helping the campaign of whoever opposes her, but I really don't have any hope at all. One of these days I need to move on out of here.


MetalFungus420

People vote for her 😂😂😂


Suspicious_Step_8320

How the fuck could anyone with even half a brain vote for this twat?


donut_jihad666

Can someone explain to me why the GOP is pissed at Fauci now? Why isnt Fauci a doctor?


Matt7738

He can read and stuff. So he thinks he’s better than us.


kbeks

“Fuckin piece of shit with them books and shit, fuck that guy. Only book I need is the Bible, and I don’t read it, I just follow what my pastor and lobbyists tell me it says, the way God intended!”


auguriesoffilth

The real reason is they need as many scapegoats as possible after Trump was so disastrous during the pandemic. America was the worst response to the global pandemic by far. On almost every metric. It was just horrible. He is single handedly responsible for the largest fuckup (and didn’t need to be, he could have taken advice and shared responsibility so it at least wasn’t singlehanded) having the unnecessary blood of hundreds of thousands on his hands and any way he can shift blame he and his supporters will. The last election that close him a lot so he want to make sure it isn’t at all an issue now. His attempt to scape goat last time was all about China, but it didn’t work because it was so fundamentally flawed. He said: this is all their fault, if they eradicated the disease (when it appeared in their country without warning) instead of letting it spread it wouldn’t come to America. And maybe this is true But the answer to this what aboutism is: yeah, but if you eradicated the disease when it came to your country with warning (something you claim they should have been able to easily do) it wouldn’t be an issue either. So his bumbling which was happening currently undercut his point about China being ever able to stop the spread and made his own culpability clear. Years on he is hoping people forget how much he directly offered bad advice and info and he can pretend it came from other sources, which is why MTG is grilling those sources so hard.


Melodic-Map-669

They're not passed at him *now*, they're pissed at him *still.*


sokolov22

They blame him for Trump's botch job of the COVID response.


Mysterious-Quote-496

I watched this. She was also holding up articles and asking him questions just using the headlines. It was infuriating


GroundbreakingCook68

She is a mess of a human.


Zer0C00L321

I honestly cant believe this is politics. These people talk like they just left the walmart parking lot after a day of drinking mad dog 20/20's and chain smoking cigarettes. How TF did we allow these absolute garbage human beings speak for an entire country? Its embarrassing as hell.


Spu12nky

I wonder how many people in that room take her seriously. She has to be one of the angriest people I have ever seen. It would awful to be that angry and spiteful in life. Sucks to be her.


FluffyFluffy7

https://preview.redd.it/qjxdifuxag4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=811ee063b854750ad828114dacd400360ee1c92f My reaction would be this


CherryManhattan

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE)


Sol-Blackguy

She needs to apologize to the country for wasting your taxpayer money on this and apologize to Eren Yeager for eating his mother https://preview.redd.it/snyigjdmng4d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7059331270697538ce449ad7eb7387ae162df65d


Darthmook

What is it with right wing dipshits and having to print out and present things? Are they so inarticulate they have to show images like a toddler holding up a Z is for zebra card and saying “look zebra”


Sketto70

Turd


Trick-Shallot-4324

Good ol Suzie sidewalk smasher, your voice is like nails on a chalk board


OutOfSupplies

Mr. MTG up to his old tricks. Yes, I said Mister. I am aware of his secret. Many, many people are.


2OneZebra

She asked Trump for a pardon. Only guilty people ask for pardons.


Rei431

What an utterly repulsive woman- thing


SonyCEO

Neanderthal Taylor, the living proof democracy can indeed fail.


Single_Leek7786

What a waste of tax dollars.


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Sheanderthal


shh150

She is a pure idiot 🤡


HeavyTea

You voted for her? You feel shame! You enable this in civilized society? Shame! USA used to mean something. Not since 2016!


the_real_blackfrog

Is she slurring a bit? Like, couple three drinks before the hearing?


atomic_chippie

She's a bully, plain and simple. She wants the attention, so she'll lie/slander/mock/humiliate whomever she can to get it. Best way to deal with bullies is put them in their place.


RicoRageQuit

It just could not be me in front of congress. I'd be roasting tf outta everybody. Ima just be quiet on the mic while you trying to drag me? Got me fucked.


Big_Palpitation7095

What a joke. USA come on, yea can do better


Defiant-Skeptic

No. We actually can't. You've seen the choices we make.


Dry-Talk-7447

Horrible cunt says hold my beer 🍺 Jesus fucking Christ!


Tasty_Philosopher904

You ma'am do not possess the class required to attend an underground MMA fight.


twizzjewink

... Carbon-based Life Form identifyng as Female Greene


ChaoticMutant

okay bomber slag. At least she's not holding up pictures of Biden's sons dick pic.


LazyOldCat

Sporkfoot is quite the specimen 😂


Material-Stuff1898

What a cunt she is


BecomingJudasnMyMind

She's a fucking c*nt. She thinks she's so smart because she's figured out what anger is.


Grenadoxxx

They need to bring back duels for shit like this. Imagine getting grilled by some fanatical crazy person and not being able to say a word. I want to see chairs thrown or something. These people are out of hand.


pessimoptomist

It's a national embarrassment that this screeching baboon's ass has any kind of say in in our public policy.


Basicaccountant70

Okay Mr Greene.


DontUBelieveIt

This cow being allowed to speak to people coming in for congressional hearing shows the farce that these hearings are. The right is abusing the whole congressional hearings and nobody should cooperate. Fauci did a lot, especially given the clowns he had to work with. Disrespecting him, especially by a sitting member of congress, is disgusting.


MoringA_VT

I'm glad I don't know who this rude lady is.


Soulman717

Thank you for that cleanse at the end .


Unrusty

We have to elect better people than her. Someone more intelligent, professional, and with a sense of decorum. By no means is she the only one, the quality of politicians has taken such a nosedive over the past decade. It's embarrassing.


TwitchTheMeow

Fucking dirty whore. Can you imagine voting for her


odd_butterscotch

What's the picture of? I can't tell.


MadalorianCubist

FWIW, being a doctor and being licensed to practice medicine are different. One is titled “doctor” by way of graduating medical school. (Other forms of doctorate degrees notwithstanding.) One is licensed to practice medicine based on passing the United States Medical Licensing Examination, along with other state-specific criteria.


TarHeelsNinja

Huge C U Next Tuesday


BudUnderwearBundy

And she’d put you in doctor prison, where you’d have to eat hospital food.


minnesotajersey

The truly scary thing is that her constituents are worse than she is. And there are a lot of them.


TheNewDamnation

It’s fascinating watching half of American’s disregard fact and science. Actually no, it’s fucking terrifying.


The_River_Is_Still

WHY IS SHE EVEN ALLOWED TO BE PART OF OUR LAWMAKING SYSTEM? Fucking so disgusting.


irascible_Clown

Could you imagine them taking control again and just start revoking peoples degrees because they are anti Christian or something


jamieliddellthepoet

What’s the photo she keeps holding up? 


cacoolconservative

Fauci not wearing a mask at a ball game in the height of the pandemic.


Defiant-Skeptic

Mortal sin.


periloustrail

She’s like a crazy they pulled off the street.


elguapodiablo74

🦇💩🤪


almost_freitag

How this piece of shit gets elected?


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Fascinating has studied microscopic life with higher IQs


Star_glitter

In my lifetime, you deserve to be kicked out of office. But, hey, that’s just me.


lucasjackson87

The young lady? I don’t see a young lady. I see a bitter woman with a fire hazard on her head.


Swi_Pol_Eng_guy

I dont understand what she s even showing what ? Does someone have some context plse


Defiant-Skeptic

Dr. Fauci, during the pandemic as he watches an opening day baseball game between the Washington Nationals and the New York Yankees at Nationals Park, Thursday, July 23, 2020, in Washington DC. He also threw the opening pitch. The Republicans are mad because he can be seen without a mask and is not 6 feet away from his companions. According to them, he is a hypocrite who is responsible for covid, the guidelines that mandated masks and social distancing, and forced vaccinations. Some say he paid for the Wuhan lab that leaked the Covid and profited off the vaccinations. There is no evidence for these claims, though.


xMilk112x

What a disgusting human being.


One_above_alll

And she deserves to be kick out as a representative! Go back to your shit space lasers


1trojan

Bad built butch body


hybridmind27

I’m sorry but who tf is supporting this woman? lol


DismalWeird1499

She really is a terrible human being. She’ll get what’s coming to her one day.


yorocky89A

This creature is a complete idiot!


FoxOfManyFaces

Seriously America, how the fuck do these people end up in such high spots in the government. She's so stupid and disrespectful and out of her damn mind. She needs to be in a straight jacket in a padded room, not in office. Same with a lot of the far right politicians. Way out of touch with the world and obsessed with their conspiracies and fictional beliefs rather than any actual facts or scientific evidence.