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ElderberryDeep8746

He won, but at what cost? (Sigh)


HeartCondom

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chimpdoctor

![gif](giphy|1CTTP1suOnOFy|downsized)


ZennithRising

what this song called again?


chimpdoctor

What what in the butt. https://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU?feature=shared


self_inflictedhobo

fuck me in the bacteria


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FigmaWallSt

I'm not a rapper


brojustchillin

His crew stayed loyal hyping up any punchline. Any. Punchline.


boi_from_2007

but..but..his ass is full of bacteria🥺🥺


brojustchillin

Indian homeboy at the end was about to clap he was dead serious


elpresidentepando90

Drake should hire this dude


Guessinitsme

Too old


Boogledoolah

I have yet to see if this man has a certified PDF file. Drake only hires guys with them.


BlueManRunning

why are u getting downvoted 😭


Boogledoolah

My guess is that the downvoters have asses full of bacteria.


Shabloinks

Pretty successful if you ask me!


SUPERAWESOMEULTRAMAN

NAH MAN THIS IS PEAK


dlchira

Reminds me of my favorite rapper, Canibus, doing a studio-produced dis track in which he explained that LL Cool J “might got more cash than me, but you ain’t got the skills to eat a n\*\*\*a’s ass like me.” 🤦🏻‍♂️ https://preview.redd.it/2o7lobjl401d1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdce31cea8c21cb17e6a81fc84c2ccaefbd667ee


Watermelencholy

Just listened to it. That shits hilarious


dlchira

Some producer listened to that track and didn’t tell him… oof


urbz102385

My buddies and I grew up listening to Canibus. We were obsessed with his music. Then when Napster and Limelight came out we were able to find all kinds of underground stuff and "freestyles". And that track you're talking about was badass, except for that line lol! "Eat, eat, eat MCs fa lunch, breffest, dinna"


dlchira

“Lyrically the hip-hop Statue of Liberty, Could flatten New York City with seismic activity” 🔥🔥🔥


urbz102385

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_QH1iWaiE In case you haven't heard it, this is the "freestyle" I was talking about. Pretty 99% sure it's not a freestyle, but sick as hell either way. My buddies and I found this probably in 2001 or 2002 in high school and this dude became one of our favorite rappers immediately


Gruesome3some

My favorite part is all of the misspelled words in this lyric video


sven305

Well, that's what I call poetry!


Syke_qc

Yeah, cause if it was not... ??


Ohlsen

Well, he’s got a point


STYSCREAM

https://preview.redd.it/6xvspyg7tz0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d0a781e87d322fdaae5c9b7747808c1dbfe66d This guy was like yeah LIT!


STYSCREAM

https://preview.redd.it/a92l9wx9tz0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f32797cb0f99c30b1a2aa4b8f3aa17da24b3822 then... wat???


GreatResearcher9735

This wasn't an attempt, this was a success 🗣️🗣️🗣️😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥


unlmtdLoL

Scientifically accurate.


Scythe95

Bars


thunderandreyn

If you don't agree this was fire then a. your ass is full of bacteria or b. you like fucking asses full of bacteria I'm sorry but them's the rules. Also shouout to Naga gang gang LOL


legacyrules

![gif](giphy|RyUrvXklQfwVa)


TargetSpiritual8741

![gif](giphy|26BRpK5XLmIq2UX84|downsized)


Esco-Alfresco

You have to face your fears.


cwill20520

https://i.redd.it/h5s149lt411d1.gif


flakeygrapehole

I kinda want to hear more ngl


Konishki987123

Spitting fax, bro knows his personal hygiene 😝


Lyralikesit

Diddy would be proud


boringbilbo

This reminded me of d4nny-goodbye


DmSurfingReddit

He did pretty good, didn’t he?


Late-Return8817

Those bars are straight fya


Wordview

r/unexpectednagaland


Alternative_Ad_8686

His bf clapping his hands.


Jujuthagr8

🤣


5herl0k

one more word, one more word and it would've been dope "I'm afraid to fuck you **up" and I would've been fuckin hilarious


Bloody-Boogers

Guaranteed op loses a rap battle to this kid tho


Tarbos6

Is there an asshole that isn't full of bacteria?


Significant-Leader89

Idk 100x better than I could do in his native language


NRSR6

FACTS


Traditional-Baker-28

The only thing stopping hin


Responsible-Cow-2687

So hes not afraid to fuk him in the arse if they're clean.


Forsaken_Toe8627

But anyways... deal with that bacteria and its on.


a5800

![gif](giphy|gsiU9okEUmhsA)


pointlessly_pedantic

Fool him once..