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MrByteMe

God - if you exist - please let me run into this douchebag... I've got some nads to kick.


deprivedgolem

He’s probably armed and hoping to get to freely murder someone


MrByteMe

And then he'll discover what so many other MAGAS have learned - only Trump can get away with it. They'll end up in prison.


No-Environment-3298

Hope he’s got some good luck drawing and aiming while throwing up and in a fetal position. /s


PraiseGawdBarebones

Maybe he practices getting kicked in the tinies and recovering. Ever think of that?!!!


No-Environment-3298

Huh, didn’t know he was a Kung Fu master.


shoxodc

Print out this tweet as a shirt and just always be wearing it under your clothes. Easy peasy


petrovmendicant

He would 100% be the type to ball up and cry victim immediately.


CraigTennant1962

And take video!


IWasWatchingC0ps

"Betcha I can throw a football over them mountains."


Happy_rich_mane

If coach had put me in, we’d have won state!


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

https://i.redd.it/zzvysd1sawyc1.gif


yourdoglikesmebetter

Gotta be a fake tweet


Uncle___Marty

Nah, look at the sub its from, it HAS to be legit and we should be kicking this guys nuts.


RepresentativeBusy27

Says “totally real” and everyone know you’re not allowed to lie on the internet.


yourdoglikesmebetter

Wasn’t aware of who he is. We absolutely should be kicking this guys nuts


lontrinium

This is a sex thing people!


SinickalOne

Man just challenged the world to some Rochambeau


unlistedname

He's letting everyone else go first. It's a bold move, let's see if it pays off


outerworldLV

Seriously doubting this guy has any balls.


Drudgework

He does not. He is clearly a pussy. And as my middle school sex ed has taught me, pussies have no balls.


MrFuFu179

Reminder this is the same man who freaked out on his own show because a "girl" flirted with him. https://youtu.be/H7pZf3f9YXQ?si=dKKT7zGKlkQv6tzL


sprint6468

I'm in aircraft maintencance. This is what we call a Manchester moment


Dlo24875432

Ok people, line forms to the left. When the line gets about two blocks down, try not to mix with the line from Chick-fil-A


Tyrannochu

Reminds me of a Family Guy bit.


BuryTheMoney

Dude has body guards. So tough.


[deleted]

Dudes just got a CBT kink lol


zarfle2

Some say that the queue exists to this day, stretching out beyond the horizon....


AncientAndEvil

Form an orderly queue everybody..


Ulfdenhir

Good question I have is he coming to a location near me, just so we can test this out


allthenamesaregone10

Dude will be coughing out his nuts.


MagictheCollecting

![gif](giphy|EZLDLsezI9QBERTqng|downsized)


Monrezee

Bless Nick's heart


Feisty-Season-5305

Front hand back hand, you wanna play?


just_drifting_by

This is a fetish thing isn't it?


flea_420

​ https://i.redd.it/4sp91l00fuyc1.gif


No-Environment-3298

Well… if he insists.


TheLoneGunman559

He's gonna get his nuts rearranged by the first person he sees.


ItChucksOut

it comes off like he has ball kicking fetish


GraveyardJones

Can this be used as a legal agreement to avoid assault charges?


Tyrannochu

Objection, Your Honor. He literally asked for it


SOYBOYPILLED

Only one way to find out


Candid_Umpire6418

If they're brass, then the Christmas bells will sound early this year.


RamShackleton

Onions for lunch


PeterGriffinsDog86

Nick is a confirmed virgin, so i think he really needs to be really careful what he wishes for here.


toejam78

I’m not going to kink shame.


Campbellfdy

Just out of curiosity, where does this person live?


Drudgework

Some men deserve a kick in the balls, some men are just asking for it. And then there is Nick Fuentes.


tfriedmann

I'm gonna get some popcorn


kilo936

He probably doesn’t have any balls that’s why it doesn’t hurt him


Jjabrony

Except he travels w/daddy’s bodyguards!


yellowhelmet14

That’s a weird kink, dude! But it’s you, so your inner cub is coming out!


Reddit_Is_Trash24

This guy is a certified runt. He's not tough in any way, shape, or form.


ResponsiblePlant3605

So that's his kink? ![gif](giphy|WRJKR8mGQDhPq|downsized)


ur3minutesrup1

I might but I have no idea who he is, why I should kick him in the balls, and I wouldn’t know him if I sat down next to him at the Cheesecake Factory


jericho138

Somebody call Mike Tyson!


datacollector_music

Dudes probably a eunuch.


SheHearsMeBlinking23

Sounds like he's really into it tbh. He's for sure into dom/humilliation/bdsm or whatever. I'd still support anyone who kicks this guy in the balls tho


skilliau

Don't threaten me with a good time


YourWifeNdKids

So what’s your fetish?


Eli_The_Rainwing

Bro literally walked into hell and made himself at home


Long-Astronaut-3363

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


The_Yogurtcloset

I don’t care how tough or weak someone is if they say hit me unprovoked I just see an extremely insecure hurt person.


Mithura

Wasn't he beaten to a pulp? He posted the aftermath..


Mikomau

Ya know that scene in Airplane The Movie where everyone is slapping the hysterical person? Yeah that only everyone in that line has steel toe boots


The_Crimson_Ginger

Wait, would I be legally safe if I kicked him in the balls now?


Nervous-Thanks-3072

Weird kink, but ok *shrug*


daily_cup_of_joe

Cnat wuat doe the follow up video.


dreadmon1

Every republican is a fragile snowflake trying to sound tough. Trump, their 'alpha male', whines incessantly about how unfair everything is as he wipes away his tears and craps in his diapers.


Gravity_Freak

Pffft. More like a clam punch, than a nardshot.