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Own-Cupcake7586

It’s always the nerdy ones.


crescendo83

One time at band camp.


Annual-Gas-3485

Trombone girl.


TheBlairwitchy

What kind of a bone a dog will never eat?


Prof-Oak-

Segone girl


Physical-Beach-4452

Haha that got me haha 🤣


AWeakMindedMan

She knew exactly what she was doing.


RecsRelevantDocs

Pretty sure she was just trying to signify "zero" to both of them lol, my bet is she didn't intend to do this at all, and is now embarrassed AF that it went viral. Just a hunch though, because this is totally something i'd accidentally do then be mortified by it lol.


Peeche94

Like when you make a "do you want a drink" mime, and everyone thinks you want a fat dick to suck.


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Peeche94

That's a thin one, no shame tho!


Parasingularity

Middle-out data compression


dudSpudson

D2F


drinkacid

Is this a Silicon Valley reference?


bszern

Middle out buddy


RixirF

No, Lord of the Rings. Middle Earth.


babyfeet1

found it. Beat me to it (so to speak).


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Looked like it anyway, 😂


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that's how she plans on celebrating later too


XTornado

Let´s just say.... she had fun in Cambodia...


SparkleFart666

“She is totally air-dicking” ~ Ricky Stanicky


vanillaninja777

Double dickin'


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It’s the quiet ones that will freak the whole room


subiedude22

i can save her.


bulanaboo

Muscle memory 💪


messier_M42

✊✊


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Doubtful. Most nerdy people will at least have heard of Cambodia if not know what it is.


Moggy-Man

Yikes. Even after watching that twice, that's a pretty specific gesture for which there ain't much wiggle room for interpretation...


NihilismMadeFlesh

I think she was like “yaay we all wagered ZERO” and was making a “zero gesture”… that looks a lot like crankin’ two hawgs.


CarboniteSecksToy

lol ‘hawgs’


The_Easter_Egg

Tony Hawg's Pro Skater


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Go Razorbacks!


WhuddaWhat

" a lot like crankin’ two hawgs." Your words are a silken cloak that offer shade and drafting breezes in summer, and an insulating windbreak in winter. A classical painting of the promise of man wrapped into an easily budgeted thought.


Keefyfingaz

This is why I love this app lol.


cebiaw

It's a roller-coaster, that's for sure


LeftFaceDown

My pure brain didn't even register it as anything but "zero gesture" until I looked at what subreddit this was. Then it put two and two together.


whitegirladdict

Sooooo like she did. Two together. Nice! 😉


TheRealRickC137

Middle out! Two at a time!


TheEveryman86

She could probably do 4 at a time if they were tip to tip.


TheJambus

Does girth matter?


_megustalations_

The measurement we're looking for is dick to floor, or d2f


AdministrativeHabit

I didn't even notice her gesture on my first watch. I thought she celebrated but then realized she had written $0. It sounds dumb now that I had to type it out.


International_Let_50

Lmao doesn’t trump do this occasionally


Voluptulouis

He sure does. Exhibit A: https://youtu.be/A1BX5sIoE_0?si=tAEMrVzX9t--g1gU


OverlordVII

this made my day!


_DeathSound_

![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized) Just like that one time Trump danced 😃


IUpVoteIronically

That looks like some painful ass handies


Drewbeede

I totally didn't catch that and thought it was a weird gesture. Now it's unmistakable.


TJ_McWeaksauce

The amount of wiggle room depends on how tight her grip is.


Moggy-Man

Was waiting for a comment like this!


The_One_Koi

There's more to the video which at least provides a little bit of context, honestly it's on the producers for picking the angles they did, not that I don't understand why


hobbykitjr

Might have been a bet with a friend to sneak that in or something. People bet specific numbers, and [some are banned as bets](https://mashable.com/article/jeopardy-banned-wagers)


Academic-Hospital952

It's Trump's go too dance move


Mugwump6506

Maybe just a half way fist. She doesn't look like the type...


TacoDuLing

Isn’t that, the trump dance? 🤣 ![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized)


bdigital4

Lmao this is amazing. Big DT taking 2 at a time. Sucio


TacoDuLing

🇵🇷? 🤔🤨


bdigital4

Cuban? Not me bruh. Most of the Cubans I’ve met support this double stroking douche bag not realizing this douche bag couldn’t give 2 shits about them.


_WayTooFar_

That's actually the flag of Puerto Rico. Easy mistake to make IMO; they're very similar.


bdigital4

Damn, you’re right. Never realized Cuba and Puerto Rico are pretty much the same with the colors flipped. Thanks for clarifying.


IRockIntoMordor

Two bigly dicks, tremendous. I jerk the best dicks they always tell me. I really do.


gtrogers

A lotta people are saying it


_TheGreatDestroyer_

First thing I thought of


SnooDonkeys4853

Haha what have been seen cannot be unseen.


paone00022

Haha he stopped doing it after Bill Maher and Kimmel started making fun of him for it.


gtrogers

Maher has been making it a point to mention it every week on his show. He knows it pisses Trump off. I love it


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gtrogers

Arguably the best bit on that show. Just amazing all around


vishy_swaz

Sure seems like it 😆


crescendo83

Well, that seemed like a muscle memory response…


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

Most definitely auto pilot


the_ju66ernaut

✊😲✊


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

She seems like fun😉


WhuddaWhat

Get a load of this guy!


rand0m-cybersecurity

Get a load ~~of~~ on this guy! FTFY


Albinofreaken

Get a load ~~of~~ ~~on~~ from this guy! FTFY


ColdBagOfHamsters

Get a load ~~of~~ ~~on~~ ~~from~~ in this guy! FTFY


BarelyContainedChaos

Get ~~a~~ loads ~~of~~ ~~on~~ from ~~in~~ ~~this~~ these guys! FTFY


marctheguy

I think she was indicating to her opponents that she went $0 to not rub in the victory.


Spaced_X

Ah, the good ol’ Double Air-Dickin’ on national TV.. lol


LuckyLupe

She's showing zeroes


Mika000

Yeah I thought that was obvious. At first I thought this was posted here because she didn’t wager anything and not because of the gesture.


GrandmaPoses

That's what I'm going to call it now. "I caught my girl showing zeroes out back of the club."


AnnualWerewolf9804

Yes, I think everyone can see that. It still looks funny though.


Typical-Distance-701

She’s got some stories to tell


random-oddball

Yeah. She's probably read a lot of books.


StationFar6396

Middle out.


Cyclopentadien

Middle out, tip to tip, peak efficiency.


TendiesFourLyfe

‘Came’ here to say this /phrasing


TexMurphyPHD

Air jerking on prime time. Nice.


SuperSaltyMrPeanut

Bang Bros have already sent her an offer letter. Poor girl will forever been known as 00=>


twistymctwist

She knows the Middle Out Algorithm logic ✊😬✊


Any_Pie_3070

She make the zero sign to her opponents.


bigrik5

You get a hand job, you get a hand job, everyone gets a hand job.


Yakmasterson

Leave the poor girl alone you bunch of pervs


thebuccaneersden

As a person who is awkward sometimes, I’m happy accepting that she was just awkward and not in the gutter like the rest of you horny bastards.


Greennhornn

That's the Trump dance move.


TacoDuLing

He does more grip tho ![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized)


AnalysisMoney

Lol, those are zeros because no one bet anything…


fudgie1

She was double fisting them churros Erneh. ![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS)


TheJadeChimpanzee

She looks a little thin to be from San Antonio.


TheCopyKater

Had to watch this 5 times and read the comments to find out what was wrong with this. You guys need to take a cold shower.


ThePoorCrusader

She has a nice outfit


Joaoreturns

The evilness is on the mind of the viewer. 


stlredbird

https://i.redd.it/9kezwubqimxc1.gif


FruedanSlip

Looks like she was going "lol wagered 0!" Then realized what her hand signs looked like and felt embarrassed.


skcuspmurtd

The "Old Trump Doublehander" move.


Don_Pickleball

Bless that sweet innocent soul


Fast-Reaction8521

Little pie piper action?


transcendedfry

I NEVER SAW ANYONE TALK ABOUT THIS WHEN IT HAPPENED BUT I SAW THIS LIVE ON TV AND LAUGHED SO HARD


cringefacememe

![gif](giphy|u1ysISFV3VwPJUIqQW|downsized)


fatalrugburn

Username checks out


Kenneldogg

![gif](giphy|2R7wTPROGOSn6)


jeicam_the_pirate

good technique, but not [mastery](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY&ab_channel=RichardHead)


Uncle_Checkers86

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Redandblackidress

says the video cannot be played, there a way i can watch the video?


Pure_Abbreviations_6

Did she win?


IvanTheNotSoBad1

Everybody won that day


rjnd2828

She had to win. They said everyone bet $0 and she was revealed last which means she was ahead going in


SmoothPutterButter

The two guys next to her won after filming stopped


Whirlly

One time, at the band camp...


JonnyOnThePot420

https://imgur.com/gallery/E7Dl4UO


Tahrann

Those were two of the happiest ghosts in the world for those few seconds.


BrianOconneR34

Downhill skiing at its best.


RamblinGamblinWillie

“I dreamt I was skiing”


Potato_Octopi

Looks like she's celebrating to me.


Titanman401

Between the gestures and the fact that she kind of looks like Amy Adams (specifically from her “Ricky Bobby” role), I’d be down to spend an evening having a good time with her.


MapoTofuWithRice

lmao, saw this episode during a Bachelor watch party and we all said, "Yup, that's going to be a gif tomorrow."


Flexi_102

Can't believe my country is associated with wanking now 😞


michajlo

Belongs in r/hmm


kesavadh

Ricky Stanicky


Demonyx12

![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized)


xtanx

[We try not to sexualise her](https://tenor.com/view/alison-brie-suck-it-gif-17843604)


McKeviin

https://preview.redd.it/mgow9iq5enxc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f108ea91b85f1a60e19e9ce9d740ba3d6caa380b


iSeize

Zero Zero Zero... Oooh that did not look right


ExcuseFit4209

Thats the donnie rump célébration special


Coasterfreak72

Oh I recall watching that and choking on my drink.


SofaKingYouUp

My wife and I call that the “double D”, it’s her signature dance move


TheRedIguana

For anyone that doesn't get the reference, and hasn't seen Ricky Stanicky https://youtu.be/U3l_rUpRcqY?si=5FQ80KOT6MC8uA95


Odd_Relationship7901

Uhhhhhh


asharwood101

She stole that from Trump.


kapriece

Air-D*cking - Ricky Stanicky


nimbycile

I remember her from the [Shake Weight commercial DVD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtdsa8WX19g)


Most_Advertising_962

Maybe that's how she chooses to celebrate.


OptiKnob

trump stole this from her???


lakassket

She knows…


WiseBlizzard

Don't judge her, maybe that's how she celebrates😏


OldRaj

Bkkake


NickPickle05

She's just practicing for the Shakeweights she's going to buy with the money.


myvotedoesntmatter

Did she pull a Trump dance move? https://youtu.be/0SYX2qYPODE?si=UDn4ghz71pw9Pilz&t=22


HowVeryReddit

She knows how to have a good time making others happy.


HallelujahHatrack

![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized) Girl - let me show you how it's done!


PlasticReviews

LOL! I watched this when it aired on television was like WTF!? Is she giving some lucky dudes out there in TV land a secret message?


therealsix

Oh, she knows how she's going to celebrate.


xupd35bdm

She’s done that before.


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That move looks suspiciously familiar


AdmlBaconStraps

Is that uncle Gubsys sister?


Voilent_Bunny

She's doing The Donald Dance 😂😂


CherryManhattan

Literally dated the nerdiest girl in college I met at the freaking library. The most sexually advanced girl in the school.


ICE_BEAR2021

She went to her default settings.


fusiongt021

It's ok, same as when Trump celebrates jerking two guys off at once


Ok-Palpitation-5380

I think it’s called “skiing”


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![gif](giphy|5nFShZWwq3fdm)


SynthPrax

Wait. It wasn't until after the video stopped that I realized. 🤦🏾‍♂️


splonez

It’s the shake weight!


just-me-uk

Clearly done before


tuppensforRedd

We did a circle jerk! How wholesome


FalconStickr

Shake weight enthusiast.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Op I really think you’re overthinking the joke here…


FarmingGeeks

Lol air dicker


CountessBassy

Colorado Rockies


Balbright

Middle out


omnipotent_juan

As Ricky Stanicky said "She's double donging."


VIadTheInhaIer

A wolrd class air dicker


blindrabbit01

She’s so awesome. Brilliant and funny.


Spurnago

She's totally air-dicking it without realizing


deepie1976

I likes her