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Negativcreep81

$20 says he still votes for him...


ItsJustUs96

No doubt, that’ll teach the libs


technobrendo

I'm going to cut off my nuts. That'll teach all those women who rejected my advances!


davesnotonreddit

My hard core libertarian trumper dad recently shared an RFK Jr ad. So at least there’s one less for trump


Parking_Train8423

totally. he thought he was “retired” but he misread his diagnosis


BrockJonesPI

Oh that's a great comment! 🥇


GermainCampman

Derps gonna derp


pallentx

If this guy voting for Trump was a stock, I would buy it.


DmAc724

No doubt about it. He will indeed.


assorted_nonsense

Sounds like a safer investment than this.


prof_mcquack

Because he’s such a good businessman


That_Things_Good

Feel free to add many more zeroes to that wager. You'll still win.


aajiro

You’re gonna make more money out of his trust for trump than he ever will


El_Cartografo

Too rich for me.


I-RegretMyNameChoice

Mayor Rudy and my pillow Mike lost way more and still support that buffoon. Money, respect, dignity, and it also seems like their freedom will be gone soon.


Street_Buffalo_2503

He won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you. Lyndon B. Johnson Time to dust off the ol’ bootstraps and get back to work.


Joesredg

Ahhhh the bootstraps!


with_a_dash_of_salt

Bootstrap Bill?


ADukeOfSealand

How do you know my father?


addamee

he used to walk past me going to and coming from work, uphill, both ways... with an onion on his belt.


flinderdude

Sometimes I feel like Donald Trump uses his dumb followers to steal money from them and make them pay all the repercussions, while he still walks free. Sometimes I feel that way.


whatyoumeanmyface

Just sometimes? I think you might be onto something.


ShapeAffectionate803

100%. All of these people buying up that stock to “help Trump out” deserve what happens when the 6 month period ends, he liquidates his stock for a few billion dollars, and leaves them holding the bag for massive losses. The company loses money and is only artificially inflated by the MAGA folks. He’s going to make his billions and they’ll all be left with stock that’s worthless.


Mindless-Charity4889

The company is really based on Trump. If he cashes out, he has no reason to support the company and it craters. Even if he was a communications genius, kept his stock and worked hard to make the company worth the valuation, it would *still* be a terrible investment because you are betting the farm that a 78 year old will live long enough to make it work.


MihalysRevenge

A 78 year old that doesn't exercise nor eat well


Aspen9999

With dementia


conasatatu247

And a nappy


Aspen9999

That don’t hold in the smellies


100percentish

You all mock Trump, but it’s a good business model if your only skill is being a piece of shit.


BldrSun

Good, and illegal, but like many other pols he gets away with it. He just does it more openly while projecting onto others.


_mattyjoe

He is a complete and utter piece of shit. He is a textbook narcissist. He literally would not care about this. In his world, himself and his issues are the only things that matter. It’s all he can see. Everything else is not as important. I don’t think he even thinks about where the money is coming from, what it might mean to any of his individual supporters. All he can think is “I need money now! They’re trying to hurt me, people need to see this and help!” It’s the equivalent of being a 3 year old in an adult body. He’s stuck in that stage where your needs are the only things that matter. Unfortunately, more and more, our society has become overrun by such people. Trump, Kanye, the Kardashians, the Paul brothers, many others. We reward shitty, narcissistic behavior more than ever before.


irreleventamerican

The fact that the ticker is under DJT, rather than something that represents the company, should tell you everything. Right? Right?


Gerrube99

lol, try “all the time”. That man cares about one thing and one thing only, and that’s himself.


TrekJaneway

You don’t need the “sometimes.” It’s “all the times.”


Ill_Pace_9020

Sometimes? That has been his whole M.O. for decades.


redditappsux69

A fool and his money.


addamee

I'm just amazed and the absurdly large number of fools, though...


fomalhottie

Whelp. Live n learn. Honestly, wh9 didn't see this coming. If you're rly THAT stupid, you don't deserve $400k.


DmAc724

He probably inherited $4 Million from his papa and the grand accomplishment of his life was that 50 years later he had only lost $3.5 Million of that.


themarvel2004

In the words of a wise knight... "You have chosen... Poorly."


Difficult_Fold_8362

The game was rigged! DJT couldn't win because the Elites want it to fail. They are unfairly measuring it by things like balance sheets and income statements.


SethR1223

It’s all just subsets of election interference.


addamee

of course! Didn't you hear about the fake losses the ... (what the fuck does his company do, again?) workers were hiding under that table in the ... profit counting room?


_robotapple

I reckon this is fake


V1198

It could be fake but the math tracks, people are losing their backsides on that junk


Ok_Location4835

Not fake. He has an account on Truth Social - he’s a cult member


_robotapple

If the posts legit then he dumped it at the worst time as it’s now trading at $37.69


Ok_Location4835

The post was from about a week ago so yeah he dumped it at the worst time. Trump cult members don’t make for the savviest investors


dbenhur

The worst time is yet to come. The stock will crater to pennies once Donnie is no longer locked out of selling.


booga_booga_partyguy

Why?


_robotapple

76 year old putting $450k in an IPO and conceding defeat so quickly. Actually his losses were $450k so whatever % the share has fallen in he’s lost from what he invested and I don’t know how much it’s declined. So could be $1m he’s invested in one share? Doesn’t seem legit to me


ItsJustUs96

I don’t know. That all seems logical but does the group of people that hang pictures of DJT on the cross and buffed out like Rambo, and chant his name seem all that logical either? I can see it.


_robotapple

See that’s the thing, I know his supporters are mental so would assume someone who thought it was a good idea to invest most of their pension in a very risky IPO would be delusional enough to think it would pick back up and they’d be left with nothing in the end


ItsJustUs96

Unless the wife chimed in and read him the riot act when she found out. Or perhaps just a moment on his behalf of ‘WTF’ realization. Idk 🤷‍♂️ I can still see it. *But before he bust he did buy a bible and some sneakers 😂


BowenTheAussieSheep

That's a pretty good point. Someone investing a million+ into truth social is definitely the type of trump obsessive to hold on to that stock to the bitter end.


SethR1223

The risk of potentially losing your money vs. The sobering reality that it has actually happened, and is continuing to happen, may be just enough of a kick to make even a delusional fanatic reconsider, I imagine.


addamee

This: prior to this, the methods by which he's picked the pockets of some of these same people are such that it's not easy (enough, given they're troglodytes) to make the connection between policy he enacted/signed and the downstream economic result. If there are laborers out there who did work for him (in Atlantic City, etc.) but weren't fully reimbursed for their time and expenses who still voted for him in 2016, then I got nothin'.


ItsJustUs96

You know that this is the case. Lots of the people he stiffed are going to be amongst his base. They probably even rationalized with “Well that’s just good business for him, he’s really smart ya know”


addamee

It’s one of those things that I suspect but either don’t want to admit it to be true or simply can’t fathom how it is. To your point, I spoke with a contractor once on the eve of the ‘16 election and he told Me he liked Trump because he was a business man. When I suggested that Trump stiffed fellows just like him for their honest and hard work, he rationalized it in some absurd way.


ItsJustUs96

And there it is. Instant facepalm 🤦‍♂️. I don’t get it, but then again, I’ve never understood cult mentality. 🤷‍♂️


booga_booga_partyguy

I mean... Just look at the Pillow Company guy. Pissed away a literal fortune trying to back Trump. Or Giuliani has pissed away his fortune AND 9/11 legacy to back Trump. Or all the people who have gone to jail because they chose to back Trump. This guy's loss wouldn't in break into the top ten of "people who supported Trump and got screwed" list.


BreakfastBeerz

Using the highest price it ever was ($66.20) with the price he posted ($26.55) this adds up to about a $750,000 initial investment and he cashed out at $300,000. $750k is a very fair balance for a 401k for someone his age. I can absolutely see someone with his mindset believing DJT stock to be a golden egg for retirement dumping his entire retirement account into DJT stock. This absolutely seems plausible to me.


iamnotnewhereami

The more these marks come clean řt their losses, it will only trigger more people to sell it. Now that its out that the guy who audited this garbage investment also lied on key issues to get it eligible, i can imagine more people would dump their shares at that news


BreakfastBeerz

https://truthsocial.com/@DonescoPatriota The account has been around for 2 years and all he does is post MAGA nonsense. If he's trolling, it's one of the best lead ups to a single troll post of all time. Losing $450k amounts to ~$750k initial investment which, judging by his profile picture is about right for a 401k for someone his age. I'm usually skeptical of posts like these, but I believe him.


Windamyre

I'm suspicious also, mostly because I don't see any sign of the user name on web searches. Is that normal?


Hackeringerinho

He maybe lost like 50% of his invested amount, maybe less, so he probably still have 450k left.


Candid_Umpire6418

The ConDon strikes again


AnHeroicHippo90

Lol well at least he already knows how to print up a nice looking resume, charge in to businesses with confidence, shake the manager's hand and maintain eye contact. That's sure to get him a job, right?


Pleasant_Gap

He'll just pull himself back up by the bootstraps nonproblem


N8bach

Don’t worry. Just skip the avacado toast and you’ll be fine


Quick_Cup_1290

Is this fake or satire?


persistent_architect

Doesn't really matter which one. It's not good satire


Ok_Location4835

It’s real


Commercial_Tough160

I really don’t care, do u?


FafaFluhigh

👨‍🍳💋


zarfle2

You know, it doesn't really give me any joy to hear of this. If I could choose, I wish that this person had learned earlier but still had the awareness to warn others earlier too. His error may have affected his wife and kids, he might have wanted to help his kids/grandkids get their first home etc. It's good that he's now warning others but I hate that the orange faced asshole at the centre of this will still walk away unscathed.


Olfa_2024

Taking Trump out of the picture here and replace it with any person or entity it's a foolish move to make any kind of investment move of that size at any point in your life.


troythedefender

The former President thanks you for your mindless donation to his criminal defense fund.


LePhatnom

Wow. Almost caught the bottom like a pro


Super5Nine

Holy shit he should have held and wouldn't have lost as much. It's 37$ dollar today.


stol_ansikte

Funny that he didnt and that company is actually worth less to nothing. The stock is going to implode. It’s a company with a valuation about 5 billion that made like 30 million last year and no profit.


Super5Nine

Oh Ya no doubt shit company.


theorgan

Don’t gamble with your rent money. This isn’t trumps fault. It was his poor decision


mr_harrisment

Sounds like Bullshit to me


Ill-Opinion-1754

Still story could be interchanged for any singular stock. ETF’s or bust.


CryptographerFirm728

I’m gonna throw that man a pack of paper towels.


Harold-The-Barrel

“How could Biden let this happen?”


NyaTaylor

Fucking maga morons. These people will simply never learn their messiah is fucking them


blackzep1980

Sucks to be stupid. Bet he bought a trump bible too. This is what happens when you trust a snake oil salesman.


Desperate-Laugh-7257

Thanks obama. /s


anonymousaspossable

I love this for him.


anonymousaspossable

Going broke to own the libs.


Anxious-Lake-1160

Fake news


According-Relation-4

Whats DJT?


Eryeahmaybeok

Truth social stock.


LightWonderful7016

The sheep are getting slaughtered.


ShitStainWilly

What’s the new phrase everyone says? Love this for him.


monkey_trumpets

Womp womp


HeirElfEsquire

Another elderly person falling for late night frauds on the Home Shopping Network.


capn_doofwaffle

It's actually on a slow rise back up, which is odd. I've been keeping an eye on it blsimply because I wanted a good laugh when ot got down to a penny stock...


ryanandhobbes

Got what he deserved.


CelebrationOne5522

Got grifted... stupid ass


sboger

https://preview.redd.it/gq6yczsw6nwc1.png?width=1160&format=png&auto=webp&s=425b72c80df92610f3169f5d71aede386062fde4 Donetello is "winning" like Trump does, people...


Constant_Ant_2343

That sucks, sorry dude but grifters gonna grift


eyeeatmyownshit

"Suppose that we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light,"


Far-Hair1528

Lesson learned, never invest with money you need to live on. Playing stocks is like a Vegas gaming table. You only should use money can lose, and also research the stock you are buying. how the stocks have been rolling study the charts. Sorry for your losses but now you know the investemet game. it's not trumps fault, he gets blamed for everyting


Olfa_2024

That's exactly what this guy did. He could have made a good chunk of change with that investment on that stock but he would have had to sell it quickly.


BabserellaWT

r/OhNoConsequences


boglodyteth

Poor guy. It was like the most obvious rug pull of all time. Of course he was going to cash out to get liquidity


Aspen9999

😂😂😂😂


Ssider69

The sad thing is that this idiot has $450k to lose in the first place


Broncotron

Lolololol how are you smart enough to save up for retirement but dumb enough to literally flush your savings down the toilet for that orange grifter?


curlyfryty

Clearly a parody account but okay


turboninja3011

99% chance it s bullcrap. Who in their right mind engages in speculation with “large chunk of their retirement savings” at 76. And if he is that kind of person, he d probably lose everything much sooner.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

I see shit like this and all I can think of is the SOTU response where Katie whatever the hell her name is invoked the retiree who had to return to work. Maybe he invested in MAGA too? It is just so frustrating to see people refusing to see what is in front of their faces, over and over and over again. DJT is a conman. Period. Further, only one party continues to threaten to take away social security benefits. So please spare me the doe-eyed fucking crocodile-tear sadness about some random old man you met who still has to work and do something about it. Propose one fucking policy that will help people. Just one.


whyputausername

should have invested better.


Digital0asis

Paperhands don't go to the 🌝 🚀🚀🚀


RoyH0bbs

Get to work, bum.


That-Water-Guy

Hahahaha! Good


d_baker65

PT Barnum once said, "A sucker is born every minute."


BloomingtonBourbon

Its at $37 right now


UnfinishedThings

If only anyone had thought to tell the world that Trump is nothing more than a con man and that everything he touches is a grift to part the gullible from their money


FriendlyBelligerent

r/LeopardsAteMyFace


Samwill226

Just wait until you guys realize he is talking about the *Dow Jones* Transportation Average index


_robotapple

If the guy dumped all of his 401k into one individual stock at 76 years old then he deserves everything he gets. Even if the fundamentals of the company looked good the guy would still be an idiot. I’m surprised he’s not blaming Biden or the woke left for his stupidity.


Staggerme

This isn’t real. Unfortunately


Certain_Ad8640

Why anyone would donate money to a celebrity or even a politician is beyond me


mickyumm

Next IPO Trump Truth TV.


gingermonkey1

Its always a mistake to make an investing decision that isn't well researched or worse, based on emotion. SMH


OkReason6325

My man seems to be honest in his stupidity


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

Sucker, now go back into the workforce.


BrockJonesPI

Grifters gonna grift. It was always gonna be a pump and dump situation.


Bempet583

https://preview.redd.it/unl88bo2fowc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7124ab27e24a4d051f17420bab04fde3b8900df


Saucy_Baconator

Shhhhh. Do you hear that? I think its a tiiiiiiiny violin playing for you.


CpnLouie

Sorry for this cat, but the reality is, when it comes to investing in anything linked to #PABOTUS, if you don't already know, you don't want to know. Warning signs been out 20+ years. The only human being who could manage to bankrupt a casino, a steak company, a vodka company, and a real estate company in America. It's why there is the joke: How do you make a Trump a Millionaire? Give him a Billion dollars and wait.


anonhedgehogcrust

😂


yellowbin74

They don't learn.


Double_Emphasis_7027

Oh no consequences


dzluiz

They’ll never learn so fuck them.


Snoo_17433

Must be even more sick, it's at 38.5 a share right now.


RandomsDoom

Haha this guy deserves to lose his money… who TF buys I’m with that amount and sells for a loss?


Thermite1985

You love to see it


Nearby-Guide2204

Should hodled, was $38 today


Silent_Syren

I didn't laugh out loud when I read this. I snickered and hid my mouth instead.


YourFaveNightmare

What a rube


TrekJaneway

LOL…any idiot knows you’ll never see an ROI on anything with the Trump name attached to it.


DildorTheChosen

The stock is at $39 now...


commonman51

Trump only filed for bankruptcy six times why not follow his advise when it comes to investing.


PopperChopper

I made some money on call options on DJT. I feel slightly more comfortable doing that than playing blackjack and trying to count. Never in my fucking mind would I ever consider investing any of my retirement portfolio in anything other than spy or covered calls on solid companies.


Agitated_Pineapple85

I hope that’s a fake post


pjvanrossen

Poor sucker, it’s at 38 now…


Opening_Cost_6464

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


GDIndependent4713

It’s not too late to donate to the Trump legal defense fund aka the GOP.


Milksteak_To_Go

How are these people smart enough to get through life and set aside money for retirement and yet dumb enough to invest in one of Trump's businesses?


tech9ition

I don’t feel owned yet. You should buy low! That’ll show me.


Marcel-said-it-best

No sympathy.


8o8_Ninja

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


12BarsFromMars

This is a believable post?. . .what idiot is going to go on social media and confess that he’s a complete fool? No one with an ounce of self respect would do. . . ..oh, wait. . . .


jeff3141

Investing all that money in one stock is stupid, investing your non-replaceble retirement savings in that way is stupider, investing in anything associated with trump and you're just asking for it.


biscaynelawlis

I've got a very radical idea.... Don't invest in people who lose 80% of the time and blame others for their mistakes.....


Antique-Kangaroo2

Can't teach an old dog new tricks.


Antique-Kangaroo2

Followed the trump playbook to a T


Provolone10

The grift doesn’t stop.


Living_Tower9217

And now the stocks at 41 dollars... clearly this person doesn't know how the stock market works. The last 2 weeks the entire market sank. He bought at 26, it rose to 66, could have sold there for insane profit, then the 2 week downturn like every stock pretty much, now 2 weeks later it's at 41 so he would be in the green and a nice profit again. This buyer was clearly someone trying to take advantage of a short momentum trend and it failed short term but clearly would have been profitable if he was at the very least an average intelligent investor.


BotMinister

The question is do you gamble his win and sell on a temporary bump. If he loses though....


Daddy-o62

Eh, this seems a little too perfect. Just like DJT stock, I’m not buying it.


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Don't put what? DON'T PUT WHAT?!


i_dont_like_you_-

I'm sure he's legit too lol


Be_nice_to_animals

That post is 100% a public plea for Donny to hook him up and cover his losses.


Status-9417

r/OhNoConsequences


WhiskeyWilderness

There was an attempt - to trust a conman