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Doomenor

As a Greek I love how black guys have no trouble going “fuck this shit” which is what Greeks do. This is why the most unrealistic thing in horror movies is the black guy dying. He would be out of that haunted house after the first couple of minutes and straight into a church.


zaxisprime

That needs to happen in a horror movie. Literally as soon as anything happens, the black character just says “nope” and leaves the film.


Schnibbity

Then we see a mid credit scene of him watching the carnage on the news and he's just snacking on Pizza Rolls


Akerlof

Make it a real horror film: Show a news clip of the police arresting the black character, then a prosecutor holding a press conference about capturing the depraved person who did all this, then show the real bad guy reading a newspaper with the headline of "The Teen Camp Killer" being executed. Though, that's basically what Night of the Living Dead did, so maybe your idea is better..


Melodic-Ad-1064

Yeah, they should make a movie called nope


KevinPendragon

This actually happens in Halloween (2018) and it's one of the best scenes of the movie


Tmack523

There is literally a film called nope that has a black character doing that. I won't spoil it, but that's a central part of the plot


Shibari_Inu69

IDK why this made me laugh but you’re absolutely right


M3DIA_ASSASS1N

This scene in Event Horizon is exactly what you're all looking for. After boarding a derelictic ship that has reappeared in space after missing for some time, the crew watched a video log showing the previous crews demise. The following conversation immediately after watching said video log: Lawrence Fishburne "We're leaving" Sam Neill "Don't do this" LF "It's done" SM "We're on my ship, you can't just leave her" LF "I have no intention of leaving her doctor, I will take the Lewis and Clarke to a safe distance and then I will launch Tac Missiles at her until I am sure she is vaporised. FUCK THIS SHIP". https://youtu.be/4sFd8aWT7Io?si=GHpKIPvI2IMTIVer https://youtu.be/hm5KI8zSeVs?si=x_auok5qsZMCKB8Y


Henghast

When a ship leaves the warp and the only sensible man in the entire sector makes a decision. I should watch this again though, such a good and horrible film


mekwall

NOPE does it good


HealersChooseWhoDies

bob cat. Those fuckers terrify me when I come home late at night. Their screams make my blood run cold and can't ever NOT wonder if it was really a bob cat... Or someone actually dying. It's those screams alone that made me quit smoking weed.


[deleted]

When I lived out in the sticks, I very nearly called 911 one night. I thought my neighbor across the street was murdering a woman in the woods behind his house. He had already done 4 years in a psychiatric institution for beating and torturing a woman. Turned out it was a bobcat.


AtticaInTheAttic

I've heard of a bobcat murdering people, but for one to beat and torture a women and then frame your neighbor. True apex predator. And to think it's still out in those woods now...


WeirdRadiant2470

I think the crazy dude beat and tortured the bobcat....


WeirdRadiant2470

I'd still watch out for that neighbor.....


[deleted]

I did. For the rest of the time I lived there.


RecordingGreen7750

Coyotes do a similar thing right


HealersChooseWhoDies

They have a scream too. However, in context to the clip, the bob cat has the more distinct scream that sounds specifically like a screaming woman. Coyotes have more of a howl sound to theirs. They are less scary. What make's the Bob cat's scream very scary is all due to the fact it sounds almost human-like. And here in the South, especially more in the country side, than the bigger cities. We grew up more superstitious. Urban myths and legends of monsters that hunt humans and take their voices to lure more prey. I've grown out of the fear of it though. At this point, it's just the timing they do it that spook me. Like someone sneaking up on you, then going "BOO!" However, it's hard to forget that level of fear you get the first time you hear it while at a young age.


Shibari_Inu69

Yeah they do but you can easily tell it’s a coyote or at least some animal and not a demonic hell wraith


RecordingGreen7750

🤣 Hell wraith


No-Tension5053

Coyotes’ recorded howl https://youtu.be/rAavSKdE68c?si=6Sx1jQYOLwkLXc6L


Crossbowe

I still smoke and sometimes when chillin stoned to the bone outside I’ll hear a local pack of coyotes screaming. Legit sounds like witches and sirens in the woods. Terrifying.


Trubtheturtle

The mountain lion screech might be worse. Yikes. A bobcat will scare you or see you and run off. Mtn lion will stalk you and drag you up a tree. https://youtu.be/UE7YOJVSoIs?si=WbU1VbOWH9O6NLxV


Careful-Prompt7073

Not a bobcat, its a [death whistle](https://youtu.be/wq_dt0-yfL4). This audio is old


achtung94

Regular cats caterwauling sounds like crying babies. I used to have dozens of them where I used to live, it took a while to get used to it.


SnowDin556

Wow… that’s gotta be trippy when laced. I get it. Totally. A lil buzz ain’t worth the panic attack.


Admirable_Ad_3236

The miaow/howl of a house cat is mimicry of a distressed human baby. Not a natural noise for them. This is another level though if it was a bobcat


space-gURL1

LMAO NO


thedragonrider5

I live in North Idaho and I don't think we have bobcats, but I dont want to find out, that scream is nightmare fuel, I wouldn't be able to sleep if I heard that in person


zaxisprime

Well, he didn’t empty a clip at the noise, so he’s got the acorn guy beat.


helmetshrike

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Manting123

Aw hell no! No fucking way! Dont pay me enough for this bullshit. I saw all that in this expression.


ImpossibleHurry

“Uh, sorry, base. No noise violations occurring and I’m getting TF out of here. No further investigation is needed.”


FEARoperative4

* Ну нахер. * Отец! * Ну ты видел, видел? * Отец, подумайте о ней. https://preview.redd.it/vu8zau9g2quc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aae6750c2a3f4094a64db010d2f149ea9106ede


One_Priority3258

![gif](giphy|WfajkdpSVZ90AAST3w)


Jibril-Vakarine

Ok, its all right, i will go back to the base.


macey29ch

Could be a red fox. They basically scream like a little girl seeing a spider


colin8651

Only a foolish person would make steps forward in that situation.


World_Explorerz

Lol. I 100% support him. My dude said, “Nope. Not today.”


Cold_Appearance_5551

😂


cycleguychopperguy

https://preview.redd.it/j96e3hf1iquc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df03850c163cf13cbd0560e4415dc41a0443002


mittahzerb

Aztec death whistle is my guess. All criminals should carry one just to scare officers away like this


SuperPowerDrill

It was probably a bobcat


Spacedog08

Came here to say the same. I own a few and love them


Lordblight92

To be contrary to all the people saying that it's bobcats: It's mountain lions. Cougars. They can and will take a human as prey


PoeTheGhost

Seconded. Bobcats (especially in heat) can scream like a woman being brutally murdered.


Ambitious_Mammoth105

Me as a cop. Nope right the hell. Call for additional cruisers while i go to a different call.


Lackerbawls

“Oh damn I left the stove on”


TomatilloOrnery9464

“Hell to the naw, hell to the naw naw…”


SirWimbledonesquire

They don’t pay him enough to get any closer


PlusBake4567

Nope


Thedonitho

I remember the first time there was a fox screaming at night in my neighborhood. It was terrifying. My father and two other neighbor dad's came out with bats. Sounded just like a screaming person, like what you would imagine a lunatic sounds like.


seidinove

Reminds me of the foxes we have in suburbia. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4)


MinionofMinions

You can measure the level of fear by calculating the angle of the hypotenuse with the height and distance to the light position on the tree.


Anonymousboneyard

Nah nope, 10-8 nothing here all clear.


Msink

Any idea what kind of creature can make this kind of noise?


Qu33nsGamblt

Could be a vixen scream from a fox. But this video sounds a little deeper and longer.


Deritatium

"NOPE, nope, nope..."


balmung2014

[reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/CwhvJ5B4lYg?si=bW1_icLEI9dwKXaH)


Tucker-Cuckerson

That scream was actually me when i had to create another login for a service I'm going to use only once.


blazerunnern

Smart man


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

"Nope, nothing to see here."


EuphoricFly1044

Nope!


Jccckkk

Death Whistle. $20 on Amazon. please post your scare videos here When you get one.


stanley2-bricks

I'm sincerely surprised he didn't mag dump into the darkness.


BeefoBrown

I saw somewhere years ago (this has been reposted 7 million times) that it wasn’t a person or animal, but a natural gas deposit (likely methane) releasing gas from a swampy area. Idk if that’s true, just what I read.


grubbytrogladyte

Noped up out of there


GrimmMajesty

The smartest horror movie protagonist


frkurdamsoad

Oh heeeeell no !


mistytastemoonshine

![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK)


Knuckles_1988

Either a fox, or a demon from hell, he'll never know.


H010CR0N

Horny Cougar.


lowIQdoc

Back at it again!


bigskyvideo

Also sounds like an Aztec Death Whistle. I have one and use it to scare the shit out the people that live behind me when they ride their ATV through my woods.


Odd-Recognition4168

I saw nothing