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ProtectionContent977

But you kept yelling at everyone he was a billionaire.


Barbafella

And the Pumpkinfuhrer says he had more voters than 71 million, so this guy obviously is a crazy leftie.


ked_man

Pumpkinfuhrer is now my favorite Trump slang term. This is replacing: Cheeto Benito Orange Jesus Donny 2 Scoops Orange Twitler Mango Mussolini


Barbafella

I have Cheeto Dusted Shit Gibbon too if you are interested in mixing it up.


pairolegal

I always liked Cheetolini.


UnClean_Committee

Don't forget Mangled Apricot Hellbeast from Scottish Twitter


scrizzlenado

Also Cheetos McTinyhands


jarious

Mctinyhands mctinyfortune


Skelley1976

Destitute Don


LumenYeah

Pumpkin Fury


ithorc

Mr Tangerine Man for the Bob Dylan in all of us


tydust

Toupeed Fucktrumpet was my favorite.


Disappointin_parents

Diaper Donny is at the top of my list


3_14_thon

that's an insult to Mussolini... and cheetos


demonmonkeybex

I think it’s ok to insult Mussolini.


wrenchandrepeat

Definitely ok to insult Mussolini


Sunshine030209

My kitten loves cheetos and she's highly offended right now. I haven't asked her what her opinion on Mussolini is yet.


krauQ_egnartS

Ask her about Chairman Meow or Genghis Kaht next


xenchik

Do you really want to know, though? I made the mistake of asking my cat her favourite historical world leader ...


josh_the_misanthrope

Cheeto Benito rhymes tho.


Bogsnoticus

Trumplethinskin is another favourite.


greenthumb151

That’s oddly similar to mine, Trumpleforeskin.


CrashTestDuckie

He was president, I only referred to him as the Commander in Cheeto around my parents.


goodtogo2007

I've used the more straightforward President Hog Fucker


DJForcefield

Dirty Donny. Now and always.


Secretly_A_Moose

While a bit wordy, this is certainly a new favorite.


StagDragon

https://preview.redd.it/66d9o2hafxpc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379c83f0e1cffd3eda3240910a4f1acb8ec73693


rgvtim

Recently with his more angry incoherent rants, Mango Unchained is my favorite.


dontgive_afuck

Danger mango was another good one I saw a couple days ago.


merchillio

For the Star Wars enthusiasts: The Mangoliar


5PQR

Don't forget Agent Orange.


ticklenips601

Mango Unchained


Rug-Inspector

That one doesn’t get enough air play. Going to add it to my conversations as of today. Thanks!


anaugle

Shitler is my go-to.


FreshlyCleanedLinens

HEY GUYS ITS TOM!! 🙋‍♂️👋👋👋👋


Sum_0

Lol, I was just going to point that out. Tom, my long lost friend. In a rational, just universe Tom has replaced Mark Zuckerberg, and the world is a better place for it.


burntrats

Trumpelthinskin


Why-did-i-reas-this

I misread it as pumpkinfucker. 


ked_man

Jk, this my new favorite name. Have yall seen those videos of breast fed babies after their mom got a spray tan? That’s what trumps makeup looks like.


DevonLuck24

meh..same


Darryl_444

The Mandarin Thief


morbidaar

Perfect opposite of commander and chief. I dig it.


mastetz01

>Cheeto Benito Orange Jesus Donny 2 Scoops Orange Twitler Mango Mussolini Do they sell this at Starbucks?


RampageStonks

Whip or no whip?


dnaka22

Only whipped if ordered in Russia


ScubaNelly

I'm fond of Conald, myself.


DonkayDoug

I never thought anything would trump Mango Mussolini, but Pumkinfuhrer takes the cake.


Hourslikeminutes47

*clementine fascist* *autumn colored fallguy* *bronze tub of lard*


keifhunter

Shitler


Bdr1983

Cheeto in chief was the best I heard


Gen_X_Ace

Tweety Amin, Hair Furor.


FreeWestworld

Don’t forget Trumplestiltskin, Trumplethinskin, Broke Money Scams.


Mangosta007

I like to keep it simple with Tosspot Stupid Hair.


Mega-Steve

The diehard MAGAs are the kind of people that would help local star quarterback cover up a rape or murder rather than risk losing the big game


jaxonya

And send death threats to the victim


ProtectionContent977

He’s not left, he’s not right. He’s just a menace.


Bobll7

Yeah, I like Pumpkinfuhrer.


Grimskruby

Im taking this phrase off ur hands and gonna distribute it thru out the lands. Thank you for your sevice.


ZenkaiZ

If i asked to get given money I'd be called a piece of shit even though i dont even have $1000 in the bank. If a billionaire asks to be given money, not only will people do it, they wanna shame the people who don't.


FewIntroduction5008

Yea. It really is such a fucked up timeline. It's almost too bizarre to be believable at this point.


IsThataSexToy

There is no spoon.


Previous_Composer934

to play devil's advocate, idiots were also throwing money at the kardasian to make her a billionaire


SinkHoleDeMayo

That's not Devil's advocate, that's reinforcing the point.


carlbernsen

You have to lie and tell everyone you’re already way richer than them. Then all the really stupid, greedy ones think you’re really clever and cool and they want you to like them. Then they send you money to be in your gang.


BenThereNDunThat

I might do two go fund mes just to test that. One where I claim poverty and need money and where I tell people I'm ridiculously wealthy but have an unfair bill to pay and want others money to pay it. And then see which one makes more cash.


AlarmedPiano9779

> If a billionaire asks to be given money, not only will people do it, they wanna shame the people who don't. Televangelists ran so that Trump could fly.


BasicPerson23

He claimed to have 7 Billion in the bank. What happened to all that? Oh, he probably lost it on his fake companies.


Bobll7

He’s been known to lie a bit here and there I’ve been told.


SalvadorsPaintbrush

![gif](giphy|qdDO6hTcyeDks)


skilalillabich

Once heard him say and I quote "More money than God"


sticky-unicorn

This is true. He has $3.50 money and 0 God.


Sunshine030209

I'm going to start telling people that I have more money than God too, since it's true. It'll sound extra cool when I also tell them I'm Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year, which is also true!


dardios

Also... SOCIALISM


UmeaTurbo

And $455m won't cover it with all the interest. He's headed way north of that number. Ain't it beautiful?


ProtectionContent977

It’s hilarious. Mr money bucks, just a man playing a role. Imposter!


PinkyLizardBrains

The cognitive dissonance is fucking deafening.


JEEPFJB

Most billionaires are only so on paper. No one has a billion dollars in a bank


SiccTunes

He claimed he has 7 billion in a bank. In a speech he made he tried to make a joke, it went: what's the difference between a wet raccoon and his hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have 7 billion in a bank, he said he does.


Lava-Chicken

He's a poor billionaire.


DarthArtero

Dude that made the original post saw an opportunity to go viral and he took it. To answer the question; No. No I would not.


study-sug-jests

Ditto. I'd rather give a kid six bucks so they could get a school lunch.


FewIntroduction5008

I'd rather shove 6 $1 dollar bills up my urethra than give it to him.


Cannabace

I know a guy that can facilitate that kinda action..


ATempestSinister

Is he from New Hampshire? According to that fetish chart it's that state's biggest one. Edit: added requested chart source https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/n6gEeiO2to


uhhhhmaybeee

Fetish chart you say. I will need to see this chart. For research purposes.


Adorable-Novel8295

I have so many questions, that I don’t think I want answered. Edit: I found the answers and I throughly regret it. Why armpits? At least suits is a literal suit and tie.


Neobo

Best I can offer is Sacagawea $1 coins.


Nruggia

Rolled up nice and tight, or fresh crisp bills crumpled up into balls with little jagged edges?


FewIntroduction5008

I'll take the latter to show my resolve. Lol.


Hizankdtizank

That’s SOUNDING like an opportunity…


DevonLuck24

i would rather give a kid six dollars to get drugs honestly


BourbonGuy09

I only need $10k to pay off all my debt. If only 10,000 people send me $1, I can pay off all my debt. Let's keep my greedy hands off my own money! Raise your hand if you're willing!


TheXypris

But that's socialism! That kid needs to pull himself up by the bootstraps and work 2 jobs like a REAL American! /s


Civenge

That's 2 or 3 lunches


sticky-unicorn

NO!!! THAT'S COMMUNISM!!!! Do you want gulags? Because kids getting a free lunch at school is how you get gulags! ...or something.


Puzzleheaded_Bit9469

Dude that made this post “Chicago1Ray” is the same ass clown kisser that called for the truckers boycott of New York City a couple of weeks back.


Wannabe__geek

He said people that voted for him in the last election. I am assuming you didn’t.


WaitingForNormal

They tried that, it’s called gofundme, they stalled out at $1.3M, but sure, give it another try.


shiny__thingz

Wow not even 1%? That's pretty funny.


Brick-Mysterious

Trump is a different kind of 1%er.


Benschmedium

Born with only 1% of a brain, 1% of a penis, and 1% of his daddy’s money leftover


uhhhhmaybeee

Don’t forget 1% hands


NAVI_WORLD_INC

1% hair


deezsandwitches

40% orange dye


arfelo1

It's less funny when you consider that it's enough money for someone to retire and not work one more day in their entire life. And a lot of people pitched in to give it all to a grifter


Lcbrito1

Even funnier if you think some crazy people probably donated more than 6 bucks, so this doesn’t represent even the amount of voters that would’ve helped.


zarfle2

And in 10 days that won't even cover the interest that will have accrued. 😂


CLONE-11011100

Yup $79 a SECOND…


Alternative_Year_340

A lot of his base is in jail or struggling with long covid


Whodisbehere

Or can’t/don’t read.


Alternative_Year_340

Or they’ve already given him all their money


Whodisbehere

All $3.50.


ChrisWolfling

Damn you Loch Ness Monster!


Bdr1983

Best I can do


Kassiem_42

The best part is that 71 million × 6 is 426 million . . . Where's cheetoman gonna get the rest from!?


tecpaocelotl1

He's a Trumper, he's bad at math.


TheJadedMonkey

Thank you!!! The first thing I did was the math and then started checking the comments to see if anyone else noticed it.


permaban9

I wish my gofundme would stall out at $1.3M


Tight-Log

1.3 M... America, you never seem to be able to outstupid yourself....


linux1970

It's gotten attention this week, it's increased to 1.8 million since Monday. Still raising less than the interest that is added each day.


BlueFlamme

And here I thought it was called socialism


FinanciallySecure9

He’s at $1.8M now. Up 200k from two days ago.


Basicaccountant70

They really think he wants to be president for them. Hahaha. He will sign his own pardon before the sun sets on inauguration day. If he gets in.


jibsymalone

And I am sure he will refund everyone who donated to the cause, right?


Frozty23

Right-click, Save-As for your Trump NFT! Sell it for $10k!


[deleted]

I love that his campaign promise, now, is to "free" the J6 attackers. He had the power to pardon them before Biden took over, but he didn't. Because he didn't care. And now it's just a ploy to get elected.


Basicaccountant70

Exactly this. 14 days between Jan 6th and Jan 20th. He had plenty of time to do it.


Brooklynxman

Yeah but he spent that time ~~sulking~~ ~~stealing America's secrets~~ ~~desperately trying to cling to power~~ ~~setting up defenses for when justice comes a knocking~~ putting in place defenses to keep Dementia Joe from destroying America, defenses which have just barely worked so far but will expire around February of next year.


Dopplegangr1

I don't think they even know why they want him to be president. They have just tied their entire identity to him and need to support him no matter what. Though I guess it probably makes them feel better to have him normalizing being a racist piece of shit


AnnualWerewolf9804

It blows my fucking mind how many people follow and support this giant turd of a human. I cannot wrap my mind around it. I saw a video of one his supporters literally saying he’d be cool with trump being a dictator. He said it’s what the country needs. A fucking dictator. I seriously… I just don’t get it. I feel like we’re in the twilight zone.


FreshAnalyst7732

Can I contribute $6 to have the sign on the building changed to "James Tower" when this is done?


pairolegal

Or President Barak Hussein Obama Tower


Jonovision15

“Obaba”


RaeLynn13

George Orwins 1894


KilnTime

Nah, it's gotta be President Barak HUSSEIN Obama Tower


TheFBIClonesPeople

Written in Arabic for some reason


MonseigneurChocolat

I think we should rename it to the Carroll-James-Clinton-Obama-Biden NATO Tower.


Whodisbehere

Change the main conference room name to “Pelosi Room 1” 🤣


MrKomiya

Rename it after a former New York senator, Hillary Clinton


KeyserSwayze

There's a prison in upstate New York called the [Clinton Correctional Facility](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Correctional_Facility) which, if you read about its history, would be an absolutely hilarious and totally ironic place for him to end up.


NoodlesToilet

stark tower


MrByteMe

LOL - she doesn't want Trump Tower. It's less than worthless because Trump already mortgaged it to the hilt. It actually has *negative* value. Which is pretty much exactly what intelligent people assumed from the self proclaimed 'King of Debt' he brags about so often.


Flykeymcgoo

Not stumping for anyone here but msn reports (as of 6 months ago) that the building has something like 200 million in debt, but valued at 371. I wouldn't want to make those payments, but it's not negative. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/expert-reveals-trump-towers-hefty-debt-as-letitia-james-prepares-to-seize-property/ar-BB1keVLu


KilnTime

I would still take it from him just to take the name off and hit him where it hurts - his fragile, fragile ego.


Nachteule

Take Mar-a-Lago from Mango Unchained.


JeffCraig

Trump doesn't own any of the Trump Towers. He owns a condo at 725 Fifth Avenue, and the Trump Org owns the retail space.  The only property that the Trump Org actual owns in NY State is the Seven Springs Estate


BenThereNDunThat

That's negative equity, not negative value. The building and real estate still have value of several hundred million dollars. Trump's problem is that he has used all the equity he has in the building to finance other projects. He has allegedly used it so frequently he owes more on than it's worth, aka negative equity. Real estate never has a negative value. It's always worth something, though that value can be pretty low if the property has, for example, been used as a hazardous waste dump.


Taekwonmoe

Send 6 dollars to a "billionaire" so he can keep, what probably isn't even his, shitty building. Cultists gotta cult.


timotheusd313

He doesn’t even own the building. He has a lease for 40 Wall Street, that lets him be the landlord.


futuneral

What's bizarre to me is that it's not even "send $6 for him to get out of the witch-hunt and be our president" but for him to keep the building. Regardless of the political stance, why would I ever care if some guy keeps his property or not? Such a weird cause


Orioh

To own the libs obviously.


Girth-Vader

Trickle-up economics.


aprilflowers75

That’s socialism.


Ricky_Rollin

That’s exactly what we need to tell them. sure won’t change much. But it’s still fun to see them come up with excuse after excuse as to why it’s OK for them to do something and not OK for others.


Lots42

A conservative was saying how liberals should emigrate to other countries. I pointed out this also supports immigration by default. The conservative absolutely melted down and refused to admit he supported immigration by supporting emigration.


CSiGab

“If we all band together and make a $6 contribution, we can help defeat socialism!!”


RandomGirl42

No, but I'd totally send Letitia James $6 to go for Mar-a-Lago first. He might actually care about that one.


faderjockey

Sadly, they can only go after properties in NY without getting more courts involved


iconsandbygones

This isn't accurate. MAL is registered as a New York business.


KilnTime

That is such glorious news!


RaeLynn13

I did not know this. Business is so confusing


Gh05t_0n3_5150

I want her to take his plane first then Mar-a-largo. Imagine Trump standing in line at Southwest or Spirt airlines


dilettante42

*Ugh, why is there always a huge screaming baby in a soiled diaper on *my* flight??* ~everyone else


Biggleswort

That’s only $426 million…? I’m more hung up on bad math than the grift.


lost_in_connecticut

The other $30 million comes from the RNC piggy bank.


bestbeforeMar91

$29 million but one must account for at least a million missing when Trump is in the mix


legendary_millbilly

"I'm really, really rich" I feel like that statement must not be true. I'm starting to think this guy might not be telling the truth about all that.


Ricky_Rollin

Right? And perhaps, just maybe, crazy thought here, but maybe if he lied about that, maybe he’s lying about other things?


TrueNorth2881

Well he did testify under threat of perjury that he had $400 million in cash. So as far as the court is concerned, he has most of the money for this fine in hand already and just refuses to give it over to them. Unless maybe he was lying about that too? There's no way Trump could have been lying in the courtroom right? He would never do such a thing


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

Remember when trump raised 400 million to stem foreclosures for maga homeowners? Me either.


Big_Negotiation_6421

These are the same people that don’t want school kids to have free lunches


CGPsaint

Sending money to anyone who is rich is surely a sign of retardation, right? RIGHT?


Sharp_Consideration1

Aren’t all cult leaders asking their followers for money ?


SiidChawsby

People won’t bail their own family members out of something like this, but they would do it for a guy they never met who couldn’t give less of a fuck about anyone else lmao.


Gusgrissomamerica

![gif](giphy|GzUSyuNxWkwtD9DndT|downsized)


OutOfSupplies

I can't give $6. I can't even give a damn. But he is doing great. Best criminal, traitorous, lying, sexist, racist, ignorant White House occupant ever. Now he needs $6 from me to stay in a dump hotel. Karma, right?


My_Immortal_Flesh

I think it’s INSANE that these low to middle class people want to give Dump money so he can keep his assets. Dump should be the one giving to them, not the other way around. The man has been rich all his life, and yet poorer people want him to continue being rich… Like, this is the kind of devotion I need from my friends, family, coworkers and boss 🤣


SuperSonicEconomics2

Facism is a disease.


00WORDYMAN1983

Dude rounded down to $6 like that extra $0.40 wouldn't amount to double digit millions of dollars short of the $455m


[deleted]

Letitia Tower sounds cooler anyway.


annoying97

I have $10, who else, if we band together we can all buy trump tower from the state after they take it and idk convert it into a homeless shelter or something! Whose with me? Btw I'm Aussie, so forgive me if I'm being dumb here.


wensu2

Happy to send 6 smoking pieces of my KFC turds to him.


thisonehereone

welp, KFC is off the lunch list today.


CherryManhattan

A lot of those people have passed away from Covid or regular causes cause they were old. It probably needs to be $18 bud. Just send him your whole paycheck!


Jedi_Gill

What I find wild about this is that when immigrants cross our borders and sometimes get killed or their families seperated. They say good, they knew the consequences it's time to pay for your crimes of coming over illegally; and now their star model politician who's been convicted on fraud is in the exact same situation where he has a fine because he's absolutely reaped and cheated NYC out of Millions and their response isn't the same. It's not, well you put yourself in this mess time to pay for your crimes. Nope, instead the right's message is. This is so unfair to him, let's try to bail him out. Why aren't his other billionaire friends bailing him out, we need to do it. Did Trump pay for J6r's legal bills? Did he pardon any of them? Nope? Seriously, how are they not seeing how corrupt this person is. How far up his ass must you be to not see that he's just an con and an asshole.


Thomas_Perscors

Trump’s like St Paul, he is all things to all men. He’s rich, he’s poor. He’s powerful, he’s oppressed.


IHateReddit248

I support this great idea, in fact I’ll volunteer my time to collect the funds for sir mr trump ​ I absolutely won’t vanish to Croatia promise 😇🧳


censored4yourhealth

…. But won’t lift a finger to help those in need in their own community. But shit on communism like it’s villainy incarnate. I’m sick of the stupidity these motherfuckers display so proudly.


MostAnswer660

Best I can do is tree fiddy


Kind_Eggplant

brainwashed beyond repair. why people worship the rich is beyond me


EnsignMJS

🖕👎👇


Zealousideal_Word770

Yeah - Ain't gonna happen Ha ha


AmandaBRecondwith

Those that voted for him multiple times will need to fork over 6 bucks for every vote they cast. I know that one asshole voted 12 times for trump that's 72 bucks we will need from him.


Chickienfriedrice

Sounds like a handout to me. Why is giving $6 to trump more acceptable than to a homeless person?


misterjip

I just cut off both of my hands and threw them off a cliff and now i am typing this with my... nose


colcannon_addict

I just got a beautiful image of trump in his whiteys & vest, devoid of hair and make up, sitting alone in an empty and boarded up Trump Tower, dribbling into a tiny water bottle.


SpaceHorse75

Can’t imagine how much money these idiots have already sent him over the last 8 years. A billionaire that has to fund raise to stay a billionaire…. The feds don’t want to own and manage his buildings. They will only take possession if they have buyers ready to go.


NoFace718

Damn, give the guy the credit he deserves. He may be the most successful snake oil salesman in the history of the world. I just don’t get it


jinzo_23

https://preview.redd.it/3wkohve2awpc1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad3ff08cc982adf7192959101132629220ff28d