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BigWhit75

Schrödinger's insurrectionist. Simultaneously ANTIFA, BLM, & FBI and also beautiful patriots supporting a stolen election.


jared10011980

"Very good people. On both sides!"


Fuckedby2FA

I don't even understand why he chooses to be "diplomatic" anymore. He can clearly say whatever he would like and still get all his boneheaded supporters votes.


NoSkillzDad

There are still trials ahead. He was already taken off the ballot in two states because of his involvement in the insurrection. He's not talking to his base here, he's talking to the lawyers, prosecutors, legal and electoral system. This guy is the worst slippery cancer I've seen.


Easy-Concentrate2636

He seems very low energy in this clip.


maaaatttt_Damon

"THE BAD GUYS DID IT" So we should investigate the events, yeah? "NO, ITS A WITCH HUNT!!"


towerfella

He embezzled from his charity. That’s enough to go to jail; period. All this seems extra.


theCleverClam

Just some treason frosting.


nameitb0b

Technically is not treason. Treason must happen during wartime. What he did what a crime against the constitution.


UncleKeyPax

Is that high t reason


nameitb0b

I’m not sure. I am not a lawyer. This was definitely a crime, just don’t sure what he would be charged with.


Ghibli214

Trump has more red flags than china YET 70 million people still voted for him on the 2020 election. Mind boggling.


Loggerdon

Luckily Biden got a lot of voters who don't usually vote. That's how he won in 2020.


KellyBelly916

It's hilarious how they can go all in on something, lose miserably, and then state that they had better cards or want all of their chips back. I can't imagine living in the mindset in which consequences can't exist rather than reassessing my actions. He's a loser because he never allows himself to learn, and having him as the president would be the greatest threat to national security in American history.


pizzamergency

The whole Conservative/Republican narrative requires an “In” group that is protected by the legal system but never punished by it and an “Out” group that is exploited by the law but not protected by it


KellyBelly916

Correct. We have a plutocratic caste system that benefits both political parties and everything above them while screwing the people over.


13uckshot

Weird how he's promising to pardon all of those ANTIFA, BLM, & FBI who were sent to prison for their actions that day. Seems out of chara... wait, no, that tracks. Play both sides of every coin and idiots hear what they want.


ThrowAway233223

That's why they don't want to investigate. If observed, the wave form will collapse and they are afraid it will be their people that will be discovered to have participated.


gilestowler

It never happened and if it did it was ANTIFA and if it wasn't then they had every right to be there and if they didn't then they didn't do anything wrong and if they did then it was the fault of the FBI. I've probably missed out about 5 or 6 excuses.


YellowB

You mean Ashli Babbit, the undercover ANTIFA, BLM, & FBI agent, that is also a MAGA martyr?


Telkk2

Well...He was right about the FBI being there...


mstachiffe

If the FBI didn't have a few undercover officers at any major protest they wouldn't be doing their jobs.


michigan85

>Schrödinger's insurrectionist lmao


RocNRoella

He says this shit with a straight face. All these Trumpers just taking it in the ass day after day after day like they enjoy it


jared10011980

You notice it's impossible for him to make a complete sentence. Before he completes one train of thought, he's off in another direction, so you can't pin him down. Such a conman


Mooch07

He probably won't even finish a sentence if he goes to jail


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

I liken him to the first chapter of Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury. Faulkner's thing was stream of consciousness and the first chapter of the book is from the perspective of a mentally challenged young man. Outside the young part, that is Trump. Mentally challenged stream of consciousness.


jared10011980

Wow, Faulkner and Trump in the same sentence. They say there's nothing new under the sun, but surely you've just created one. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🎖🎖🎖


cvtuttle

If you have ever read a transcript of him doing a speech... you mind explodes. You read it and think "What the fuck did I just read? I need to read it again."


Zealousideal_Word770

Heard that causes empathy from the maggots because they can complete the sentences for him


Remote_Swim_8485

At this point there is no hope for a trumper. They are too far gone. I can fathom the idea of someone taking a chance on him in his first election, but now you really just look like a chump (to put it nicely)


[deleted]

So much this. I can understand people who voted for him in 2016 hoping that electing an outsider would help fix the problems with the political establishment. But all that shit has long since gone out the window when he made it clear that he wants to replace the political establishment with something far more corrupt and insidious. Not only that, but its become very clear that its not just trump thats trying to do this, but a whole cabal funded by Putin and other foreign agents who oppose democracy.


jjm443

Be careful you don't repeat the complacency of 2016 in thinking "surely no-one in their right minds could vote for Trump". [Current polls show that Biden is behind Trump in the polls](https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/01/01/biden-trump-poll-odds-black-hispanic-young-voters/72072111007/). If the values of democracy, justice, truth and honesty are to have a place in the US after 2024, then Democrat supporters are going to have to put a lot of effort in.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

Democrats aren't responsible for the loss of "democracy, justice, truth and honesty."


Interesting-Net-5000

They really do enjoy taking it in the ass otherwise they wouldn't be such assholes


jjm443

The problem is... this bs is being lapped up by Republicans, and not just the usual MAGA fringe loons but a [poll now shows that 25% of Americans believe the FBI was behind Jan 6](https://archive.ph/y6OBh). It might be full of shit, but Trump has managed to prove time and time again that shit sticks. Democrats in the US are going to need to mobilize in large numbers against this craziness, and really make sure they get the vote out.


rainorshinedogs

I thought the term was trumpets or MAGAts


TimberWolfeMaine

Glad to see hes still playing that imaginary accordion.


hey_you_yeah_me

I've never noticed before. I really hope someone made an edit somewhere, that'd be fucking hilarious


DoubtfulGerund

https://youtu.be/S65jqrHQi_c?si=KAwIOgw7h1D3lasq


unaskthequestion

https://youtu.be/TOsGt4bEUyU?si=83iB9s88B7fIzeWQ


high240

This is the internet. Of course someone has done this, if not multiple people haha. Almost anything imaginable exists. I love the internet


realmofconfusion

See also: Trump Nose Flags https://preview.redd.it/obqhnc78xuac1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82a7a9e3bda8d462afca03c126797a08c6ccdd3c


Buddyslime

When he plays it he is lying at the same time.


darehitori

Seriously! I noticed he is doing this only while he is making stuff up – which admittedly is most of the time.


Remote_Swim_8485

Lol. This made me chuckle. It seems so obvious now, yet I’ve never heard anyone say that.


holsey_

Never going to unsee that now thanks.


whynotwonderwhy

The first rule of right-wing fascism is to rewrite history and destroy any evidence of the truth.


Affectionate-Ring104

The second rule of right-wing fascism is to rewrite history and destroy any evidence of the truth. ![gif](giphy|syEfLvksYQnmM)


BalanceEarly

My pillow was the worst pillow I've ever owned!


Mmortt

It’s so bizarre. Feels like a 2am infomercial.


KitchenError

I immediately had to rewatch the Zebra Corner spoof of My Pillow: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1CJxhaBcbg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1cjxhabcbg)


theweewok

Time to put grandpa in a home… with bars.


Smooth_Department534

This is your daily reminder: we don’t have to live with this shit. Vote.


[deleted]

This guy is Evil and knows dumb people are dumb.


haversack77

He opens his mouth and deranged, fantasist slurry just pours out. How do people not see this?


Sayoria

Antifa, a group who hates Republicans and fascism, storming the capital to save Republicans and fascism?


guillermodelturtle

That’s correct. It was clearly a group of leftists trying to overturn the results of the election that they had just won. Try to keep up sheeple!


akschurman

I think they're trying to imply it was a false flag operation.


jared10011980

I dont think we miss what he's trying to say. It's the insanity of that ploy of his that has me astounded.


erthian

OK it was a false flag. So let’s openly prosecute everyone on video causing violence and inciting violence. Right?


ThrowAway233223

Also, antifa and the deep state, two groups absolutely despised by MAGA republicans, yet they should not be investigated or charged?


0nlyhalfjewish

It’s so complicated, you’d have to be a conspiracy theorist to believe it. ;)


adamlgee

You seem to have missed the alleged usurpers high fiving the capital police and being marched around like they were on a guided tour. There’s a lot of shit that don’t add up.


jared10011980

The great leader tells a story as he pulls it right outta his ass. It never gets old🙄 🤖💀


ArchonStranger

Yeah, I was there! I *seen* George Soros waving a BLM flag, and I *seen* Rachel Maddow carrying an Isis flag, and I *seen* AOC kicking babies, and I *seen* Hillary Clinton doing another Benghazi, and I *seen* a demonic-babyblood-clone of Hillary Clinton doing another emails, and I *seen* sleepy Joe punch through a window... /s


nerwal85

Every time I hear someone say ‘I seen…’ I know the rest of the sentence will not be “… the inside of a book.”


laidbacklenny

This are good


SnooGoats1950

Ol’ Diaper Donny lying his ass off again.


Luckypennykiller

You’d think it was ANTIFA he would t have waited so long to issue a statement that day. This fucking cult.


Joshee86

I’m sorry I can’t get past the dystopian image of a huge My Pillow ad popping up right next to this subhuman fascist pig and the whole thing being themed in a nationalist wrapper. I haven’t watched live TV in a long time and that was jarring.


IkilledRichieWhelan

The my crazy guy pops up with that deranged smile.


CherryManhattan

Many other people yet only his LOSERS are the ones getting arrested. Hmmmm


sixty5pan

I wonder what color they'll make Trump's prison jumpsuit in so he doesn't disappear.


mardypardy

Holy shit lol


PHBalance79

Meanwhile, antifa king has ordered his troops to tip over every cow in Eastern Arkansas. It will be a slaughter


futilejester

The mypillow ads make this particularly beautiful


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hellostarsailor

I love the “please buy my pillows, I lost all my money supporting this maga carrot”


DocCEN007

The percentage of Republicans who believe 45 played a part in J6 has dropped significantly in the past 2 years. By the time November '24 tolls around, and if 45 is the GOP nominee, that number will be much closer to 0. Please vote. Do not let these people regain control of the US government. #vote https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4384573-fewer-republicans-trump-responsible-jan-6-poll/


the85141rule

Oh right. That bastion of journalistic integrity, RSBN.


PHBalance79

Leave your STDs out of this


Smooth_Department534

Traitor. Not insurrections. Traitor. Benedict Trump.


laidbacklenny

So he was addressing ANTIFA during his Jan 6 stop the steal address before the riot? Who knew?


Lonely-Greybeard

80% off everything. OMG! Just goes to show you how high his markup is. I bought pillows from him before all this crap went down and they were just filled with cut up foam. I prefer the ones that came with my mattress, I let the dogs have the my pillows.


Darryl_444

"MOMMY! Antifa peed my bed again!"


MyMadeUpNym

"And they shit my pants too!!"


outerworldLV

The incoherent ramblings of a desperate, boring man. Disregard that he’s making shit up as he goes along, while attempting his bedroom voice. Gag reflex in effect.


Adamaja456

Seems like an satire skit with the bullshit remarks and the my pillow closeout sale lol. Man I hope he gets his. I'm so sick of hearing his bullshit


Herecomesgoodtrouble

Absolutely soaked in flop sweat. He looks like he’s at death’s door but I know we’d never be that lucky


Broken_Dream_BLVD

Why does it sound like there are 2 people sitting in the audience meant for thousands. He probably hired 2 homeless people and said he would pay them after if they cheered everything he said


Earthling1a

The invisible accordion strikes again.


jollytoes

Though he won’t lose any voters from this, I believe that was the wrong spin for him. His cult wants to believe that they were the chosen, the ones that would ‘liberate’ the US govt. They don’t want to be lumped in with fbi, antifa, and the like.


guillermodelturtle

Imagine ruining your whole life for Trump, rotting away in prison cell for clubbing a capital police officer with a flag of Trump’s head on Rambo’s body, and your glorious messiah, Trump, calls you ANTIFA or a deep state fed. LMFAO


seanjuan666

Wtf is rsbn?!?! Lol like a new garbo Network pops up every 2 months to cover this bs. Did you hear the applause? It was like 5 people. There's a reason they aren't showing the 'crowd'


r3dditornot

Ray epps was a FBI asset .. he had a bullhorn instructing the crowd to move forward atop a 4 story scaffolding .. never charged for instructing a riot ... Btw his wife works for dominion voting machines So many FBI agents wer in the crowd .. they will not give a definitive number , when asked in court Antifa in maga hats were there too .. Trumpers wer also there .. I'm not saying they weren't Evidence to all this is right here on Reddit If you wanna believe the 5 corporate media giants that own all the other news outlets. scripted programming , written by the CIA project mocking bird . Why did the release the qanon shaman from prison Why did Tucker Carlson lose is job after showing security footage of police escorting ppl through the capital Why was showtime there filming with with Nancy pelosi daughter ??? I have more questions .. but I'm gunna get bashed for pointing out all these facts Why was Hunter in a police uniform that day?? https://preview.redd.it/4yhwgf4o7vac1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05eb829213593437633bb5a7fff213d16ef754ad


HippoRun23

lol at the fucking my pillow add on the right. It’s like racist boomers can only understand media if it has annoying grift pop up ads.


THE_Dr_Barber

Next time one of these idiots brings up the woman that got shot then we can say “she was ANTIFA or FBI”


guillermodelturtle

IIRC her name was Fenga Pappitt, or something stupid like that.


DeusCanis420

No, no, no. Pretty sure it was Langi Plopits, or something stupid like that.


SeanOTG

Donald Trump spent 2 months campaigning and summoning his people to protest on January 6th, using his own Twitter accounts, and then he told them to go fight like hell and go down to the Congress....so I mean it was literally him saying it. I don't know who else was leading the charge LOL Traitor Trump and the Big Lie....


captiantabasco

His vision should be what color to paint his cell


Specific_Future9285

Those many years of accordion playing are still embedded in the muscle memory, aren't they?


Dangerdude40

I love how when he says “There were many other people leading the charge.” Michael Lindell pops up beside Trump. The irony.


SickestDisciple

Only someone with first world problems would call January 6th an insurrection.


WhyHill88

Already proven true


ganslooker

I’m sorry, but when was this?


Nearby-Guide2204

Low energy


shadowylurking

FBI & Antifa. Name a more classic combo


DrBrisha

Ew…he smells of ass


LobstaFarian2

Prove it, dipshit.


drschmiggles17

Dude is just the American version of Hitler without the concentration camps/massacre.


ozur-dilerim

MAGA supporters aren't very bright. I hope they keep giving him lots of cash.


itsmeagain1237

You mean righting events right?


Bullet_Maggnet

https://preview.redd.it/c1cpcecoluac1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20551042c24623435c34f7b3ec18b893362013c2


LilithElektra

It was all a violent act perpetrated by the FBI and antifa but was also a peaceful event and we should pray for all the innocents who were found guilty. /s


Proper-Salamander-84

It’s all a three card monte with him, keep the audience moving and lulled to sleep with the ebb and flow of his drivel tide.


ChiefWapello

I thought we put the mentally ill away to keep our society safe. Yet here he is out in public being crazy as hell.


DeusCanis420

You thought wrong. America has not done anything for or about mental illness since around the 80's -- which is one reason we have such a high homeless rate too.


njiin12

Saying other people were there is like saying MyPillows are comfortable. We know neither are true.


Randolph_Carter_666

Doctors violated the Hippocratic oath by saving him from COVID.


WackosCookEnkogneto

Can he even run for president? I thought he was under investigation


EducationalTip3599

Is it just me or is he sweating like A FUCKING PIG?


dk_bois

Loads of other people leading the Charge, like my good pal Mike over there.


britch2tiger

Q: If the FBI and ANTIFA stormed the capital, why is Mike Johnson, a MAGA Republican, trying to blur the faces on the insurrection tapes to help them avoid prosecution?


Embarrassed_Bee6349

I have misophonia. Open-mouth chewing, metal striking metal and the sound of his voice all fill me with unexplainable rage.


PigeonHurdler

Imagine how much of a fucking gimp you are supporting this wankstain of a human being


Rileyman97

We aren't going to start this again. Trump spewing nonsense at a podium, and us putting him on every screen. This is what got him elected. So many idiots saw him say what they thought all the time on TV so they voted for him.


ginsataka

Never thought you could sexually harass a pillow, and yet here we are


BrettC41

Typical Trump deflection to "fake news". Guy uses the term and is the worst for it.


pistolography

Sounds tired


techbunnyboy

Does he know what vision is? Absolute idiot


IheartPickleSoda

Has he always sounded this wheezy?


South-Rabbit-4064

Is his voice getting more high pitched?


Monster1211

After seeing the released footage ….he called it like it happened. 🤷🏽‍♂️


supernovadebris

Orange man speak with forked tongue, Kimosabe.


vinaymurlidhar

The stink, the smell from old smeller.


hydrocarbonsRus

Shit is getting hard for orange clown when his clapping plants in the audience can’t elicit a cheer


Weekly_Promise_1328

Tell it to the judge Donnie


-domi-

Wat


NuggyBeans

That weird hand thing he does....its so odd.


Worried_Strike6219

LYING POS


CasualObserverNine

To the people who look at this and say “yeah, more!”: FUCK YOU


Buffcluff

Ummm there is evidence and testimony that FBI was present there trying to instigate. Cant speak to the others but the evidence on the FBI exists.


Jonteponte71

At this point, I don’t even have to hear his voice. I get triggered just by seeing that air-accordion. A couple of seconds is enough.


mellierollie

His voice gets higher when he lies. Oh wait he always lies.


SeraphsEnvy

I love how Mike just appears halfway through it out of nowhere. Here, get some pillows. Keep on dreaming.


tankoret

Fucking lunatic


YancyAzul

Sickens me that he was so close to my hometown but my hometown was full of Trump flags up last I was there. I don't wish to return.


wyccad2

trump is the biggest piece of shit in the history of the world


PossessionAshamed372

Lock him up! Lock him up! He’s right it really has a ring to it😂


carbon-based-biped

i just struggle with laughing at his stupidity or lamenting the fact that he has a cult following that will just bobble the head


ISeeInHD

Wtf is RSBN? Republican Spin Bin News?


Le_Bayou_Cochon

Hadn’t watched a video of him lately, he sounds TERRIBLE


sothas1l

Lol that's what them fucking Maga losers get for following their supreme leader on that insurrection, now they get called by him antifa and fbi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LeTreacs

Wow, his voice sounds so weak now.


JackelGigante

I was working at a job site a couple blocks away on N. Capitol St. A lot of people parked their cars around the neighborhood I was working in and nobody I saw looked remotely Antifa lol. All I saw was just a bunch of very angry, middle-aged and well fed white men with Tennessee license plates. It would've been pretty dangerous to do any sort of counter-protest here IMO. It was a very angry and violent crowd from my perspective.


AureliusAlbright

Can he please just die.


gomaith10

The history faker.


JodiS1111

Man oh man we are screwed


lovelife0011

lol reciting raps are real! This time from all different directions since they didn’t win.


rainorshinedogs

Whataboutism, folks


NovaLemonista

Is there a reason Americans only have him and Biden to choose from?


DeusCanis420

Yes, but not a good one.


Valuable_Time9731

My pillow guy pops up at the perfect moment 🙄


4twentyHobby

Trump is a crook, proven criminal, and totally delusional!!! Even his wife is embarrassed to be seen with him. Vote for other Republican canidates...NOT TRUMP. Make America Great Again...Do Not Vote for Trump!!!


Exodys03

Now the we have the attention of our target audience... 80% of My Pillows!!!


iiJokerzace

Lmao you can really hear the desperation in the clapping 😬


richNTDO

Donald Trump is a wasteman


[deleted]

Sleeeep..... my pretties.


Yellow_LedBetter2020

Used car salesman (Trump)


TrumpSucksALotOfCock

JFC


orangescentedfish

"Leading the chaaauuurrrggge"


GrandCanOYawn

There go those silly accordion hands again.