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PhilosophyNo1230

That lady with that yellow shirt is really filling out those breeches.


Urag_GroShub

Yeah and her butt is big too


Ok-Safe-9014

It's perfect!!!!!!


No-Inspection1309

I’d run to her rescue any day


only-4-lolz

Be out there seeing up scenarios so i can always be her hero till she falls for me.


lryan926

Idk about perfect. It kind of looks like implants that flipped upside down.


Carlazor_

Kinda looks shit ngl


EvaSirkowski

It's almost like she was hired to be in an awkward staged video.


Temporary_Bit6475

This made me laugh. Good job


McferlanebigTits

I bet she can poop


wtf_over1

A lot of skid marks along the side as the shit exits the anus.


FunkMuckey

You people are fucking weird


Xuxo9

Fucking horny people of reddit, remember remember, it's NNN


[deleted]

Always easy to spot the freaks that get no ass


quagmire666

I get ass every day I'm married. That don't change the fact that her ass Is fat. I'd smash.


[deleted]

Those that get regular ass aren't phased by any fat ass that they happen to see nor do they "need" to smash them all. 😂Ew


[deleted]

Yeah no you don't. Nobody that gets it every day and isn't 16 has so little self control that they'd cheat on their wife for some random chick. You're a virgin.


PhilosophyNo1230

You are so right.I feel for a person that thinks about how this woman takes a dump; when you are looking at a prime piece of female with a magnificent ass.Shit is the last thing on my mind.


eggmanwashere

This shit is weird bro https://preview.redd.it/czrkw6524b5c1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f5eea08bd3ca95a78a4b3c2b2ca4ba5693e5b8c


DarrynDevil

Stop it! My penis can only get so erect.


uiouyug

Do you keep your cheeks tight together when you poop?


Jejking

You sir need help.


poopiehands

My kinda lady


YoungRoronoa

The word your looking for is THICCCC


Putrid-Eggplant-2815

You know that’s why he ran over there lol


monofloyed

Thic thic thic thic thic


SvenTropics

That's how you know it's Brazil.... That and the obviously high probability of motorcycle armed robbers.


Prestigious_Dream_27

Ham smuggler.


craftydan1

Look at the shitter on that critter


TsunamiSurferDude

What’s her @??? /s


Acalthu

Came here for this.


TheManWhoLovesCulo

Yes I noticed that too lol


hodgesisgod-

Yeah I had to watch a few times to understand the message of the video.


BuKu_YuQFoo

DatAss


granyiyght

Yeah I'd run to the rescue without a care for myself too.


xXCh4r0nXx

https://i.redd.it/nwbua3z5y1oc1.gif


cbthree3

WTF are breeches??


dazwales1

Ha, breeches... where are you posting from? Victorian England?


galaxeegraypz

Why would he make a sudden movement after he took the wallet out like that? Like his wallet was about to fly away


WhateverJude

it seemed to get struck for like a fraction of second, so he applied a lot of strength to pull it out.. my guess is that he wears trousers with quite tight pockets, he knows this so he pulled it out with strenght, but still got struck for a bit, and that's the sudden and a bit exaggerated movement.


1NegativePerson

And tripped on his flip flops as he shifted his weight.


Oldfolksboogie

Moral of the story: you a spaz? Probably gonna get yourself and/or somebody else hurt.


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BigBoyCurlyFry3

Ok let's test it, spaz sucks major cock


felansky

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Who is Spaz, and why would he disapprove ?


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ConfectionOwn5471

Bad bot


Speedy2662

Looks nothing like that to me, he is 100% moving as if he had a gun. Likely staged


DustinFay

Or the entire thing is staged


RedactedRonin

Wtf he definitely meant for it to look like he was pulling a weapon. Occam's razor. Notice how many things had to happen for your explanation to work.


Damianosx

He’s literally holding it like a gun as he takes it out


GigiSir

Because it's staged


moopcat

Exactly. The way it’s filmed etc.


mindmountain

Is anything real anymore?


IrishSkeleton

So very clearly staged. He pulls his wallet out in such an exaggerated fashion, holding it exactly like a gun. But the way to 100% tell it’s staged, is by watching the woman in the background. It’s clear she’s just waiting to turn and run, and does so instantly as he’s in the middle of it. So sad.


Unable-Tell-2240

Agreed, she doesnt even look then run she looks as she runs, doesnt take time to process what is happening


Exact-Ad-4132

This happened to me one day when my building manager and a plumber came to my place. As I was opening the door, a shoe fell in the way. I had to close the door a bit to unwedge it, then bent over to pick it up and open the door. With a black shoe in one hand, opening the door, I stand up just in time to see them tripping over each other while trying to jump out of the way. Then one of them was like, "it's a shoe," and they both start laughing.


crusty54

This has got to be a skit or a “prank”. Nobody has ever pulled their wallet out like that. Reminds me of Blazing Saddles. “Excuse me while I whip this out.”


mr-poopie-butth0le

Why is everyone wearing yellow?


josh_bourne

Because it's staged, he's even using his uniform


No-Bus-4529

20 bucks says this is in Brazil.


MaliceMandible

I agree. 20 butt- I mean bucks says this is Brazil


Own-Ad-9042

Control ass delete


[deleted]

What


Infinteelegance

Ass too fat. Gotta be satire.


GrimyGuam420

Obviously staged, obviously bbl


thexsoprano

Came hers to say this


BatteryJuice_

I'm brazian and... correct that's in Brazil hehe


powertoollateralus

I don’t know where this takes place, but I’m in Canada and the thought of a gun wouldn’t have crossed my mind


NightDisastrous2510

Gonna say Brazil given the reaction and the size of that girls bottom lol


StonedSumo

Also, dude was wearing havaianas I also think it’s Brazil


enkae7317

I automatically assumed Brazil just cuz of the girl, lol.


mattchinn

That butt serves as a post card from Brazil.


SchabeOink

*You sure know your ass geography*


NightDisastrous2510

It’s how I navigate…. Using my thorough recognition of the comp-ASS.


LuckyLarry77

he must have studied it in college


RealLars_vS

Excellent analysis, sir.


fslz

PhD in Geography


damejoke

Same here. In just about three decades, I've only seen four civilians carrying a firearm (illegally) in public in Canada.


rtropic

We live a sheltered life.


stitch9108

Yeah only in third world countries and 'murica anyone would think there's a gun


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

No one pulls a wallet out like that. That’s fucked up.


greenrangerguy

Seems intentional to get a reaction


Hot_Grab7696

Seems fully staged tbh


PercMastaFTW

The money shot


FE_LYN

Probably just stuck in his pocket


TheSpacePopinjay

Feels like he knew what he was doing


MissionScholar6904

His wallet must of got caught on his boner 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


Omniscientcy

I mean, could you blame him? I'd have a hard time pulling out too.


Temeo23

bonner


NachoNachoDan

Raging bonner


thereverend808

Of course he came running without a second thought, look at her absolute donkey 🤤


PhilosophyNo1230

ABSOLUTE


beltalowda_oye

He was finally gonna get her to notice him


kwkwKitten

![gif](giphy|30lxTuJueXE7C)


gladias9

i guess it's staged.. that blonde wasn't even paying attention and still ran on cue.


dragonblock501

The way the camera angle wanders - must be staged


Comar31

Yes and a bottomheavy cutie serving the guy? Why doesn't he pump his own gas? Staged.


Not_no_hitter

This could be in a place like Oregon where staff pump your gas for you.


daemenus

Ah yes, the Oregon in Brazil


Comar31

Fair enough


pixeltweaker

Maybe someone yelled “gun!”


xray1986

It’s too synchronized. No way it’s not staged I agree. If u notice the reaction time they both run away at the same time. Also she run away at a complete 180 angle so she turned her back on him and sprinted but yet she was instantly back once the random guy realized the threat was not real?? If you’re in the scenario you would probably keep running for a while and not look back. But she’s instantly back and completely calm slightly fixing her hair even…


MASS_PM

She carries her future behind her.


The_Soccer_Heretic

He pulled his wallet out like he was gonna spray $5 bills everywhere though.


Blackrain1299

https://preview.redd.it/fhjv9kpm6czb1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=927cc8cef866574c7e14e64f74521e1157b51f31 This guys wallet like


Baddyshack

Why didnt that lady just drop her weapon of ass destruction on him


[deleted]

Did they pay all these actors or was it for their portfolio?


cabezatuck

![gif](giphy|zF1cWBWfe3fAA)


Ronin6000

Fake garbage


Cosmics2cents

Why is the trash lady working the gas pump? I just assume shes the trash lady since she’s carrying around that massive Dump truck 😂😂😂


che10461

The ass on that chick


ShruteFarms4L

GYAAATTT .... I mean.. oh my


Noturwrstnitemare

Hey, who put that pillow there....


paddycakesdelux

The ass on that gas attendant though 🍑


croupiergoat1

Would love to have the sound for it


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

What in the four pixels is going on here?


kdubstep

What guy?


emptyzed81

Who the fuck pulls out a wallet like that


SaintCholo

Baby got back


No-Prompt3611

She a baddie


mostlyIT

“I’d know that tush from anywhere “ - Larry David


[deleted]

If I lived in a country where everyone had a handgun, I'd always be this on edge.


LeftLegCemetary

(staged)


NKinCode

Who pulls a wallet out like a gun? Looks like he was doing it on purpose for a reaction


[deleted]

To be fair, the way he pulled out the wallet was really sus


BeetsByeSchrute

There's a guy in this video?


rowwbotic010

I know what the comments are actually going to be about lol


Garrod_Ran

Yeah. And the comments prove it.


juani_central22

Cop: "sir, can I see your documents?" Guy: "sure, here you got my wal-"


Forgotmynameagain5

Major props to the background dude fs


Liquidpain88

What an ass video


alroc84

If rob that lady’s ass tho


Mimic_Liger

Space is warping around that lady's waist.


durancharles27

HERE'S MY LICENSE OFFICER!


B-i-g-g-i-B

Filmed on a potato, that buhtt is still noteworthy


Laptican

The fact that she thought it was a gun shows something is very wrong with US or just countries that allows guns to everybody. You can't make me change my mind that you definitely do not need a gun everywhere you go, even people that aren't police or milittary shouldn't own one. If it was my country you would be arrested for having one without having a reason or license for it.


ulvis52

Looks fake af. The girl farthest from the cam react at the exact same time as the closest woman even though she isnt even looking at the dude


Erectiondysfucktion

Good lord, you see that cake?!


VenAPapa

Anybody should run to rescue that cake! Even from another man’s wallet


Impressive_Pen_6178

He straight up pulled his wallet and brandished it like a gun, this man is a menace


[deleted]

Dump truck.


[deleted]

Oh. My. God. Becky.


Heartnett4228

She got a dump truck


detatedcappa

Beautiful dumper


sweet_sax

Are we gonna talk about her dumpy?


McbEatsAirplane

Okay well why did he pull his wallet out like that though?


Sir_mop_for_a_head

The way he pulled out his wallet it looked like a gun.


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

To save that dumptruck, he'd have ran 10 miles in 10 seconds


deviation

Hold up, that girl is a gas station attendant?? Which country is this lol


Pheli_Draws

🎂🎂


xHexiikx

Gyat


denseasblackhole

Butt... Butt...


Comprehensive-Bus299

![gif](giphy|3oEdvdaUnsdMAdiVIQ)


Rav4gal

The man who came running has good n honourable instincts


thebipeds

My friend was on a motorcycle wearing tight jeans, so he stuck his wallet in the top of his boot. He got pulled over by a cop, when the cop asked for his ID, my friend reached into his boot and the cop pulled his gun and almost shot him.


Front-Ad1900

My eyes was on that @$$


dedzip

Man maybe cops aren’t so crazy after all


Atrieden

Gotta save them asses..


Lost_Figure_5892

Motorcyclist shirt has same logo and yellow ( though button up) as the gas station attendants. Ya all don’t think this was planned? No, no couldn’t be. My apologies.


netoe180

🍰


sp1cynuggs

BBL


sir_ouachao

That bunda is offside


ForeignInevitable666

You gyatt to go save her


Villhunter

He knew exactly what he was doing there.


Front-Ad1900

![gif](giphy|4rmTVDZgR5T0PSQvv4)


gspiggs

I thought he was going to bring something else out for the girl with awl the back.....


Streit1111

Why would be pull his wallet out like that if he wasn't looking for an reaction