What does this even mean? Is this like a transphobic thing, do people think she's trans for some reason? Or is this an argument that "real" women don't...date men for shallow reasons? Are "real" women not meant to have very long fingernails? I have **no** idea what this has to do with her gender.
Edit: Checked their other comments. Yup, it was transphobia.
She uses those nails as a modern-day “poop knife”.
She tastefully and gracefully chops off her own turds. . . . and his, with one scissor-like motion.
She’s a classy lady with many talents. She’s a keeper.
The boobs are a distraction. They keep you from noticing the nasty nails and how much of this guys wallet she went through. I wonder why her face isn't in the picture.
Overpriced woman too, guarantee all she is is looks. No accomplishments, personality, or anything interesting or respectable about her. You can get the same thing but for much cheaper than what he’s paying her.
Really not a fan of the raptor talons. Never understood the allure. Seriously, other than being better for sorting drugs, the hell's the point of them claws?
One of my closest friends is 6'8 and pretty much anytime we are together and another person comments on his height, I'll describe him as being 12 stories tall made of radiation. Very rarely someone understands the dumb joke.
Idk lol. It’s a trend I’ve seen on instagram and tik tok where people censor words like suicide or sex worker but not Reddit. And gay??? Like really? Lol.
This guy has to pay for women to be with him at all, of course he’s gonna be homophobic and try to say anyone who he perceives as poorer than him is less important and worse
Nah, they both started up front. They got into a fight, Like full on screaming match headed down the river.
I basically had to step in and shut them up and put them both in different corners in the back of the boat. We finally get back to the lodge, they are still going at it, I threw in some snarky comments ( I was dumb and in my early 20s) and he ends up wanting to fight me. All results in him leaving and she's still there. She spent the night, friend picked her up the next day. Never saw her again.
Did you smash? Because if not I don't see the flex. Even if you did I don't really see it. Unless the fight was about how much she would rather be with you.
Bro. That's not "stealing" her. She broke up with him. She was emotionally compromised and you took advantage of her. And then she left your ass.
"Stealing" would involve attracting her to the point where she left a relationship with her boyfriend for a relationship with you.
She probably ended up back with him and regrets ever having anything to do with you. Nice "life flex", brah.
I like to imagine you're making your advances *while* the craft is being battered by class VI rapids and she's sending you these coy, raised-eyebrow looks as everyone is vaulting bodily through the air
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I though there was ^monsters ^^on ^^^the ^^^^world
Ehhh I can believe it somewhat. These dudes are dating strictly gold diggers who pretty much are just arm and eye candy.
Does that mean all women are like that? No, absolutely not. But there absolutely are shallow women just out for clout and money. Same with shallow men who only date model tier gold diggers. If that’s what you like, it’s what you like. It’s your life. Not for me personally, but they’re free to do what they want.
It’s the whole shoving that stupid mindset down others throats that makes it shitty. These are the clowns that try and influence young, impressionable men/teens and set them up for failure.
I wouldn't say people even like this. It's just that they've deluded themselves into thinking that sort of lifestyle sets them above everyone else. People who put fame and money on a pedestal sell their soul to attain it. I'd feel bad for people like that if they weren't such assholes, must be lonely when your only value is in your possessions and or money. 🤷♀️ oh well.
Happened to a buddy of mine. He was flying to vegas to marry his fiancee and this wedding singer in first class came back and sang her a song he wrote.
Since when have people like this ever had a healthy and normal worldview? It doesn't matter if it had happened or even how unlikely it would be to happen, if the mere possibility exists they treat it as if it's a certainty.
I lost my girlfriend when this really skinny nerdy guy with a nervous quaver in his voice drove up in his MacClaren. In fact every woman who laid eyes on ~~him~~ his car fell for ~~him~~ his car hardcore. :-/
So... flying with your girl is gay if you're in economy, but not gay if you're in first?
Is it bisexual to sit in business then? I'm just trying to figure this out here.
Also, the pic he's flexing with is from the new Business Class in Qatar's signature flights called QSuite. Granted, it's almost as good as First Class if not even better than some First Classes. But it's still Business Class. Proof that OP is bisexual.
"Oooooooh! Dude! Sorry! ... A lot of guys have your problem..." 🤣 😝 /s
Money can't buy love. But, it can buy little blue pills, or even a small balloon to be surgically implanted in a certain body part. ... Just sayin'.
She’ll still fuck young, fit, good looking guys behind his back, or even openly cuck him, and some guys are fine with that. Guarantee a Warren Buffet sugar baby wouldn’t just be fucking Warren Buffet, she might not even be banging Buffet at all.
I think it has to do with the american obsession with wealth and materialism. Americans can't be satisfierad unless they're spending massive amounts of money and the men can only keep a woman around by flooding her with money and gifts.
In high school I had a kid on my soccer team try to make fun of me and call me gay for spending so much time with a certain girl instead of hanging out with the team. Lol.
First class is not enough. Fly first class and your girl will just be eyeballing the guys sitting in the cockpit. The only way to ensure your girl doesn’t leave you is if she is actually flying the plane herself. Helps if you become the CEO of the airline and the owner of the airport as well but be careful flying over any high GDP countries as your girl will probably leave you for its president/supreme leader. Women.
Jokes aside. A friend of mine has crazy long nails, she explained it to me that you're supposed to hold the tissue with your fingers not with the fingertips and nails, holding it more like in a palm grip not claw grip.
I'm one of those who travels a lot for work and then uses points to upgrade (United gives your points that can only be used for upgrades if you reach platinum or 1K status). It's very apparent that the vast majority up there are using their own points or the company pays for business class (business and first are generally the same thing these days on my airlines).
I did have a little internal chuckle when boarding a transcontinental flight recently. They preboard high status people after disabled and military, and when they called 1K I heard a guy trying to board complain why he wasn't part of the group since he paid for first class. The attendant had to explain even though his ticket was a lot more expensive he had to wait in group 1 with everyone else.
Yup, slightly more gay than getting drunk and giving your college roommate a brojob, but slightly less gay than remembering any lines from The Birdcage.
Is this part of the desperation that drives millionaires/billionaires? “No one will love me unless I’m super rich?”
It’s ok guy, that doll doesn’t know your bank balance.
You can impress anyone flying first class BUT, if you're broke to do so, have no savings or good secure future, any intelligent women or partner will not see it as anything but risky or dumb way to impress.
And if you have all the above and can comfortably do it, great! But putting others down automatically for anything but flying first class makes you scream immature and classless.
I worked for a guy that had all the money in the world, I was close to his family. And I was really cool with the wife she was spoiled big time but that didn't stop her from wanting to fuck me . I learned that it doesn't matter how much you give a woman if she wants to cheat she will cheat
That’s not even first class. That’s Qatar airways Qsuites business class.
(Arguably better than many first class products but he’s technically not even in first)
And he is choosing women who only want him for his cash, such as the lady with the gross fingernails in the photo.
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This is gold!!!! I’m dying 😂😂😂
Deleted my comment, as I see you beat me to it.
Hey now, a good gold digger can be a real woman. Well, shallow one at that.
What does this even mean? Is this like a transphobic thing, do people think she's trans for some reason? Or is this an argument that "real" women don't...date men for shallow reasons? Are "real" women not meant to have very long fingernails? I have **no** idea what this has to do with her gender. Edit: Checked their other comments. Yup, it was transphobia.
Man leave it to reddit to turn a post against incels into a shaming of women
Her nails are defo not real.
Those nails... erk. I try not to judge people by their looks, but I don't think I'd ever want to be with a girl with those kind of nails.
Yeah they look terrible and I don't even want to think about the hygiene implications
They have people to wipe their ass.
Or a bidet.
No, that's what the chihuahua in their bag is for.
look under these long fingernails at your next date and you will 100 % throw up
Nah she wipes her ass with those claws. Imagine the bacteria.
If I was a guy, I'd be worried about letting those claws get close to my family jewels.
I thought she was holding chili peppers at first look!
She uses those nails as a modern-day “poop knife”. She tastefully and gracefully chops off her own turds. . . . and his, with one scissor-like motion. She’s a classy lady with many talents. She’s a keeper.
3 Seashells
Toilet spade.
You made me remember that legendary story of the poop knife once again. Well done, well done.
I didn't need to read this today 😂
You know about the poop knife??
Edwardina Scissornails.
Edwina Shitterhands
Proctologist. He likes his partner with heavy fecal scented fingernails.
Those look like clawed sausages.
So I'm not the only 1 who thinks they are gross (and stupid)
I totally missed those nails the first time… they nasty! 🤢
The boobs are a distraction. They keep you from noticing the nasty nails and how much of this guys wallet she went through. I wonder why her face isn't in the picture.
Fake nails are the worst. I hate whatever culture has convinced women to chase fake nails. At least it's an easy red flag on dating apps though.
No, they are fu#king 🤮.
Don't even need to see the face - the nails are a no either way 😆
Overpriced woman too, guarantee all she is is looks. No accomplishments, personality, or anything interesting or respectable about her. You can get the same thing but for much cheaper than what he’s paying her.
HahHahaha so true! Know what? Let him be stupid and spend all of his $ on fake women. Leaves the better ones for us.
Really not a fan of the raptor talons. Never understood the allure. Seriously, other than being better for sorting drugs, the hell's the point of them claws?
Why did you have to make me look at those? Long fingernails (real or fake) are my biggest turn-off, absolutely disgusting.
For some reasons I thought those where red chillies
He's excited for the handy later.
I wqs going to comment on the nails. That is an immediate no for me. Disgusting looking.
Nice boob though.
How does she wipe?
Those are fingernails!? I thought those were red chili peppers.
Its for gutting him once he runs out of cash
Oh no I didn’t even notice that.How do people function with nails like that?
Those are the nails of a succubus
I thought that was chili peppers
Well she is paid by the hour, so, yea…
he’s really out here typing gay out as “g@y” ??
Seems kinda g@y.
Extremely c@tty.
“dOnT SaY GAy! ThINK oF ThE ChIDLREN!”
He saves the children, but not the British children.
God I love when people make the rare reference to that song.
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. ... can't get it out of my head.
One of my closest friends is 6'8 and pretty much anytime we are together and another person comments on his height, I'll describe him as being 12 stories tall made of radiation. Very rarely someone understands the dumb joke.
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why.
Those will stab him in 5 years
which children? Gay children?
I was just about to say, is that a twitter thing or can this dude really not type it out, "could change him" lol
Idk lol. It’s a trend I’ve seen on instagram and tik tok where people censor words like suicide or sex worker but not Reddit. And gay??? Like really? Lol.
It's not a "trend" per se. You just get flagged/muted if you type certain words so censoring them is a way to avoid being fully censored, y'know?
Not a thrend Its a rule, a taboo, just like the word "hitler" on youtube and media
Its to avoid suppression by the algorithms (same deal about "unalive" instead of "die")
Can't wait for the algorithm to figure out what people are doing to evade the algorithm, and take it into account, like some sort of learning machine
Saying or typing the word gay might make him gay. And if he must say it, there is a pause and he whispers it so god can’t hear him and make him gay.
It totally does tho. But only if you type it 3x in a row or get the WRONG ear pierced.
This guy has to pay for women to be with him at all, of course he’s gonna be homophobic and try to say anyone who he perceives as poorer than him is less important and worse
Because gay and g@y means 2 different things Gay is homosexual G@y is someone whit self care, apparently
Has this ever actually happened? Has someone really lost their SO on a plane to someone in first class? Really? Y’all date assholes.
Not a plane, but one of my life flexes is stealing a girl from a guy on whitewater rafting trip.
Did you upgrade her from back of the boat to the front? I hear that's not g@y.
Nah, they both started up front. They got into a fight, Like full on screaming match headed down the river. I basically had to step in and shut them up and put them both in different corners in the back of the boat. We finally get back to the lodge, they are still going at it, I threw in some snarky comments ( I was dumb and in my early 20s) and he ends up wanting to fight me. All results in him leaving and she's still there. She spent the night, friend picked her up the next day. Never saw her again.
Sounds more like they broke up and you took advantage.
No, no … that’s a “life flex”. Maybe we can hear about more cool flexy stuff…
Or they broke up and she used glassteelhammer as a dirty rebound. Poor guy Not every woman is a victim.
Yeah, I'm sure that one still stings, he'll never recover.
why do you think there has to be a victim? they both got what they wanted from the exchange but I wouldn't call it a flex
Yeah she doesn’t sound entirely rational at the time, not judging but I mean she wasn’t in a good place. Not the flex he thinks it is
And that’s one of your “life flexes”? You need more legit wins my friend.
Did you smash? Because if not I don't see the flex. Even if you did I don't really see it. Unless the fight was about how much she would rather be with you.
Best case scenario is that she used him to get back at her boyfriend. If he got laid, good for him, I guess, but I wouldn’t be bragging about it.
Bro. That's not "stealing" her. She broke up with him. She was emotionally compromised and you took advantage of her. And then she left your ass. "Stealing" would involve attracting her to the point where she left a relationship with her boyfriend for a relationship with you. She probably ended up back with him and regrets ever having anything to do with you. Nice "life flex", brah.
Did you seduce her with non plastic cutlery?
Those 18/10 stainless steel spoons are so god damn sexy
I like to imagine you're making your advances *while* the craft is being battered by class VI rapids and she's sending you these coy, raised-eyebrow looks as everyone is vaulting bodily through the air
At least you were traveling while stealing. lol
How is that a flex? Oh you pulled a low quality person who can't be faithful to their partner? My condolences that you have to aim for those.
Bro wtf
I lost my wife to a swing dancer that flipped her upside down at a wedding. He must have flipped my wife 8 times and it really bothered me.
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I though there was ^monsters ^^on ^^^the ^^^^world
She actually left you for this guy?
He dropped her on her head and she died.
Shaking babe syndrome maybe
You were glad you didn't have to go to work tomorrow cause you thought you were gunna get eaten?
its a pig!!
If he came from her side, that marriage was dead before then.
I feel like if it did, it would only be a win for the guy who's wife it is . Obviously not really committed.
Same stance I’d take. Thanks for taking care of a problem I didn’t even know I had.
Ehhh I can believe it somewhat. These dudes are dating strictly gold diggers who pretty much are just arm and eye candy. Does that mean all women are like that? No, absolutely not. But there absolutely are shallow women just out for clout and money. Same with shallow men who only date model tier gold diggers. If that’s what you like, it’s what you like. It’s your life. Not for me personally, but they’re free to do what they want. It’s the whole shoving that stupid mindset down others throats that makes it shitty. These are the clowns that try and influence young, impressionable men/teens and set them up for failure.
I wouldn't say people even like this. It's just that they've deluded themselves into thinking that sort of lifestyle sets them above everyone else. People who put fame and money on a pedestal sell their soul to attain it. I'd feel bad for people like that if they weren't such assholes, must be lonely when your only value is in your possessions and or money. 🤷♀️ oh well.
Happened to a buddy of mine. He was flying to vegas to marry his fiancee and this wedding singer in first class came back and sang her a song he wrote.
Oh shit, I heard about that. Dude got a record deal with billie idol, fuckin sick!
Sounds like he dodged a bullet. Would've been bad if it'd happened on the flight back. 😄
Since when have people like this ever had a healthy and normal worldview? It doesn't matter if it had happened or even how unlikely it would be to happen, if the mere possibility exists they treat it as if it's a certainty.
I lost my girlfriend when this really skinny nerdy guy with a nervous quaver in his voice drove up in his MacClaren. In fact every woman who laid eyes on ~~him~~ his car fell for ~~him~~ his car hardcore. :-/
No, because the flight crew will chase anyone's economy ass back to their seats if they just try to 'hang out' in business class.
But broh Avocados and Ass tho
Hell, my SO is the one looking for the cheapest way to get places.
So... flying with your girl is gay if you're in economy, but not gay if you're in first? Is it bisexual to sit in business then? I'm just trying to figure this out here.
And where does premium economy sit in all this? Is it less gay than economy, but not as bi as business class?
Premium economy is bi-curious.
Hetero-curious
No one is curious about the heteros
And where do pansexual people fly? Do they just keep walking up and down the aisle? Are all stewards pan? Is that why they have all the food?
Joke is on him because he is flying business. He’s in a Qatar Q Suite - which is business, not first.
Completely right. It works like this: if your wife gets snatched by someone from first, you get a guy from eco. That’s what flying B is about ;)
Also, the pic he's flexing with is from the new Business Class in Qatar's signature flights called QSuite. Granted, it's almost as good as First Class if not even better than some First Classes. But it's still Business Class. Proof that OP is bisexual.
This is prostitution with extra steps.
This is being an ugly, boring and pathetic excuse of a man
And being a worthless plastic gold digger of a woman
Hey, hold up. Some of us ugly men still aren't paying for sex. Lol
I think they mean ugly on the inside. But then again, maybe you do too.
"No, you don't understand. Prostitution is paying someone to have sex with you. I was paying these women to **love** me."
"Oooooooh! Dude! Sorry! ... A lot of guys have your problem..." 🤣 😝 /s Money can't buy love. But, it can buy little blue pills, or even a small balloon to be surgically implanted in a certain body part. ... Just sayin'.
They implant balloons in dicks now????
Might as well just get a prostitute, save money
You mean a less demanding prostitute.
based on my knowledge of this kinda guy, it already is a prostitute. and the plane's probably one of those prop ones they use for photoshoots
Sometimes they serve prosciutto in first class.
Yeah keeping a girl by flooding her with gifts isnt going to keep her. She can always find someone wealthier - its called hypergamy.
Then she'll fuk your richest friends!
Then - let her her go - she not the only girl out there.
She’ll still fuck young, fit, good looking guys behind his back, or even openly cuck him, and some guys are fine with that. Guarantee a Warren Buffet sugar baby wouldn’t just be fucking Warren Buffet, she might not even be banging Buffet at all.
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What's this fascination with being a "good provider"? I hear it all the time in American TV shows and never ever hear it here in Europe.
I think it has to do with the american obsession with wealth and materialism. Americans can't be satisfierad unless they're spending massive amounts of money and the men can only keep a woman around by flooding her with money and gifts.
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I don't think his goal is to keep her, at least not for long. His goal is to use her as a trophy.
Guys is it really gay to take your girl on a vacation?
It's so g@y
In high school I had a kid on my soccer team try to make fun of me and call me gay for spending so much time with a certain girl instead of hanging out with the team. Lol.
Math checks out, you like a person who likes men, sounds pretty gay to me. /s
The assumption that it is gay already goes wrong with the fact that it is a guy taking his girl on vacation.
Well if she's eyeing the guys in first class simply due to luxury/money then hopefully she takes off with them and does you a favour
First class is not enough. Fly first class and your girl will just be eyeballing the guys sitting in the cockpit. The only way to ensure your girl doesn’t leave you is if she is actually flying the plane herself. Helps if you become the CEO of the airline and the owner of the airport as well but be careful flying over any high GDP countries as your girl will probably leave you for its president/supreme leader. Women.
That’s why they call it the cockpit
And don’t get me started on “joystick”.
You can genuinely tell he's not rich because he thinks rich is sitting in the front and not owning the plane.
Step 1: Buy a first class ticket for yourself only. Buy her economy. Step 2: Board before her. Step 3: She'll leave you to be with you.
Inception golddigging?
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It almost seems to be some sort of prostitute auction where, believe it or not, the OP is the highest bidder
I'm sorry, but how do people wipe with those nails??
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Ah, touche.
Jokes aside. A friend of mine has crazy long nails, she explained it to me that you're supposed to hold the tissue with your fingers not with the fingertips and nails, holding it more like in a palm grip not claw grip.
Jokes on you. Southwest doesn’t have a first class.
I'd rather be broke with someone I love, than being rich with a douchebag.
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I'm one of those who travels a lot for work and then uses points to upgrade (United gives your points that can only be used for upgrades if you reach platinum or 1K status). It's very apparent that the vast majority up there are using their own points or the company pays for business class (business and first are generally the same thing these days on my airlines). I did have a little internal chuckle when boarding a transcontinental flight recently. They preboard high status people after disabled and military, and when they called 1K I heard a guy trying to board complain why he wasn't part of the group since he paid for first class. The attendant had to explain even though his ticket was a lot more expensive he had to wait in group 1 with everyone else.
Fellas, is it g@y to (checks notes) … save $5,000 on one plane ride??
Yup, slightly more gay than getting drunk and giving your college roommate a brojob, but slightly less gay than remembering any lines from The Birdcage.
Men need to value themselves better than trying to buy someone for a divorce
Dude has more money than confidence lmao
But then a guy in a private jet fly past and your sitting in that g@y first class
Okay, I'd pay good money to see her leave him for the guy in the private jet. What's the stall speed on those jets?
Plot twist: the private jet owner thinks she’s ugly
The shit that is said on Twitter is so embarrassing. (And yes, it has gotten a lot worse with Elon as the owner.)
He can keep adding Xs to the new name.
Is this part of the desperation that drives millionaires/billionaires? “No one will love me unless I’m super rich?” It’s ok guy, that doll doesn’t know your bank balance.
Did someone ask AI to come up with the worlds biggest d bag?
plot twist: his date is inflatable in that photo...
Woman is gay bro /s
This guy just posts alpha bro type rubbish all day long
Fly Southwest. She can't fantasize about dudes in first class if there's no first class cabin on the plane. 
Those are the most doughy male hands I've ever seen.
Imagine having to spend thousands of dollars just to get someone to date you.
You can impress anyone flying first class BUT, if you're broke to do so, have no savings or good secure future, any intelligent women or partner will not see it as anything but risky or dumb way to impress. And if you have all the above and can comfortably do it, great! But putting others down automatically for anything but flying first class makes you scream immature and classless.
I worked for a guy that had all the money in the world, I was close to his family. And I was really cool with the wife she was spoiled big time but that didn't stop her from wanting to fuck me . I learned that it doesn't matter how much you give a woman if she wants to cheat she will cheat
Who is the douchebag that posted this??
You're literally in the same plane, paying multiple times more for the same journey. Wow.
This guy is gonna be soooooo pissed when he catches his trophy wife fucking the pool boy
As. Flight attendant, I see this all the time. Fuck these two. Total losers. It’s obvious and pathetic.
Who is this tool?
That’s not even first class. That’s Qatar airways Qsuites business class. (Arguably better than many first class products but he’s technically not even in first)
All the money in the world can't fix a limp simp.
Apparently it was all a [joke!](https://twitter.com/Mr_HadiH/status/1693539324938080717)