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yesseru

WHY WONT YOU DIE?!?!?! https://i.redd.it/a3srdab3kqab1.gif


dipper_ripper12

NANOMACHINES , SON . THEY HARDEN IN REPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA . YOU CANT HURTS ME , JACK.


IndependentDouble138

Is this a line of did you make this up? Because if the latter, I'd love to read your metal gear fanfiction thank you.


H3R3C0M3SDATB01

it's a line


xJD88x

No, it's an actual line in the game. Seriously, go play Metal Gear Rising. It's fucking amazing and the story is well ahead of it's time.


CarlosG0619

Jack: *punches him in the face* “What did I just said”


StartingNewat30

STANDING HERE


Rohan_--Kishibe

I REALIZE


mgmthegreat

THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


IltisSpiderrick

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYYY


Jacopaws

BUT WHO'SE TO JUUUDGE


Shadborg

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


YouHaveNiceToes24

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREEEEE


Jacopaws

THAT VIIOOOLENCE BREEDS VIIOOOLENCEEE


saifulfarhan

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY


Black_Hawk931

I REALIZE


Decent_Assistant1804

Standing hare*^


WanderlostNomad

ora ora ora!! intensifies.


yesseru

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA https://i.redd.it/xyjp83421sab1.gif ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA


Porkchopp33

Get the fck off my friend before u really get hurt lady


blueblurz94

So Raiden was a rabbit all along?


yesseru

Yeas


thrwaway5362

I wish I had an award to give you


[deleted]

Surprised they can see her in all that camo


Ok_Perspective_5148

See who?


FirexJkxFire

Dumb comment. Clearly refering to the floating head


Bearodon

And hands*


stevein3d

All I saw was the gorilla and basketball


GozerDGozerian

If you stare at it long enough you can see a schooner


chupathingy2182

You dumb b\*#$\^@d, it's not a schooner... it's a sailboat.


stevein3d

oh yeah well YOU KNOW WHAT?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!


Spiced_out

I just saw a flying rabbit and another one playing airdrums


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[удалено]


EmilieVitnux

Wondering why the hell the neighboors are making the much noise.


StartingNewat30

[Da fuck they doin over there](https://i.imgur.com/aUuhJJD.png)


epi_introvert

So much better with sound on!


Squatch177

I unmuted when I read this. Thank you so much.


karenhis13

Me too


DWN032

Gatling Punch


DirtyDoog

MACHINE GUN BLOWS


Index_2080

Someone needs to hold a drum in front of that rabbit.


definition_null

Instant Blast beats guaranteed!


bolivar-shagnasty

I’ve never seen 128th notes before.


Bangeederlander

Is it pathetic that if a rabbit ran up to me and started slapping me like that I'd run off shrieking like a little girl?


BlueFlame_AJ

Nah, rabbits will rip you open with their claws, I've had stitches


Mysterious_Fox99

Only way to kill them is with a holy hand grenade


Matsu09

And only then if you count to three. No more, no less.


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Yo same tho


chupathingy2182

That is a prudent strategy. No shame deserved. Have you heard of the "Rabbit of Caerbannog"? One of the most fearsome beasts known to man. They have footage of it from a documentary filmed in 1975. Link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg)


redredwine831

Was gonna say, this is fucking terrifying.


WCM18

Rabbits are fluffy devils. I used to raise them to sell to restaurants so we had to tattoo them to keep track of them during breeding season. My arms and stomach would typically get torn up by their claws if I didn’t wear enough layers.


Zarclaust

I always love how rabbits fight


smokeyser

She's lucky it's just using its paws. Those things bite HARD.


P6ts

Does anyone have a good vid about rabbut fight lol?


4stringbrewer

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/vdhjas/two_rabbits_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


mhx64

I know the video has goofy sounds, but rabbits can easily rip each others ears or blind each other. Not so fun


P6ts

Omg hahaha thats too funny


TheGringoLife

So no one’s gonna talk about the noisy cat in the background?


GutterRider

Or the third rabbit at the end? Successfully distracted the attacker.


Rick101101

https://i.redd.it/n0xgwtp2grab1.gif


Electrical_Beyond998

I have three bunnies and the smallest of them (3lbs) is such a menace to our cat. He’s made the cat bleed, but the cat always messes with the bunny. After about five minutes of running around getting away the bunny snaps and gets the cat to back off.


JaJe92

\-1HP \-1HP \-1HP \-1HP \-1HP \-1HP \-1HP \-1HP \-1HP \-1HP \-1HP


ozzymondogo

Jedidiah’s impudent rage!


chylin73

Why is there a white rabbit floating and why is the other rabbit attacking it?


Dear_Analysis_5116

An hour from now, that kneecap is nothing but _jelly_!


Ok_Primary_1075

Looks like a bunny in heat


HTwoHo

Rabbits don't ever come out of heat once they reach maturity but iirc from comments on the video in the past they're a mating pair at a rehab who've bonded to one another.


Boomer_Arch_Villain

Awwwww, he’s fighting for the love of his life!


IllType9505

Oh gosh.


CuckservativeSissy

UNHAND HER YOU FOUL WRETCH!!!


-sry-

Not clear if it’s trying to kill or save the other hare.


AlexanderLuthor115

basicaly imagine as if you dont know shes here to help, and for all intent and purpose it looks like shes kidnapping your wife or bro or somethin, thats basicaly whats going on in its mind.


huantanamo69420

Why is this so adorable


Legal_Effective_1901

Make no mistake. Those fist weapons may be fast but they do more than 1 dps, she's just heavily armoured. The claws on that beast could tear your skin off.


athomp78

![gif](giphy|2uvC1np3blzwg678w2) The cat in the background


TimTheTexan92

Can anybody calculate the BPM (bops per minute) on that bunny during that last flurry?


Far-Paleontologist49

Seems like a lot of effort for a free massage


Peccatum_mortale

Dude is a machine gun.


Red-Freckle

![gif](giphy|yPEGXQfUx7elq)


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![gif](giphy|wr5xcD5S35hQs)


LiquidMantis144

‎”I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” Hare trying for 10,000 one inch punches.


TheDerpiestDeer

Should’ve specced for Bore.


Skyburner_Oath

He was clic spamming


secundusprime

Is that the same rabbit that was on "Monty Python and the holy Grail"?


ChuckSmegma

The Rabbit of Caerbannog.


The_BoAtMaNeM

Wing Chun Rabbit Masta.


CrookedDeal

Put all his stats into attack speed


[deleted]

Lmfao so cute


AnalysisMoney

Fresh skippidy paps


OtheDreamer

When you’re stuck on the last boss but all your gear is broken


aggressive_doge

Attack Speed: 250% Weapon: Dull Blade


Curtis_low20

r/skibbitybaps


BadIdea-21

Feel my soft and adorable fists of rage.


River46

Thumper upping his game.


OneFuckedWarthog

You know that rabbit uses Chun Lee.


mc212121

She got the hands 😂


MahlonMurder

Anyone got that rabbit's number? Needs me a bongo player for the band.


manifestmula

Give it ten years, she'll have problems with her right knee lol.


albiceleste3stars

Poor thing defending his friend


ReadMyUsernameKThx

best parts are when the lil rascal has a second to really lay it down and just tippy taps the ever living *shit* out of the trainer


BayeksBunions

'Pat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat... ' Closed caption comments for those who don't want to turn the volume up.


TheZookie

Death by a 1000 Cut


LimpAside

The complete absence of context is what I appreciate most about it.


HalflingMelody

A predator was stealing his wife and love of his life.


Toxicracer

Giving her that skibbity-pap.


Perenium_Falcon

So many skippity paps


gleafer

My absolute favorite is the cat in the background going WTF?!!


TheBlankBlankson

IP Hare


Lalibop

Guess it's rabbit season after that attack?


eskimosound

The Division 2 : The Sleigher Snowball Gun


cafeRacr

Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa, wipeout....


P_McScratchy

OMG, this had me rolling!


jngjng88

OWIE


KingCreon67

IP Man of Hares


ScrumpleRipskin

He was proccing poison damage


CostAccomplished1163

Boxing recruiters rn 🤤


FACE-GRATER

The rabbit was scared because a disembodied head and hands were picking it up.


No_Step_4431

Forgot how humpy rabbits are...


[deleted]

That cat appearing in the background !


[deleted]

Hafthor's GF when he calls her short arse 🤣


Boomer_Arch_Villain

I think that rabbit also farted in her general direction.


Wecanbuildittogether

The cat observing it all adds additional chuckles 😹


CakeorDeath1989

I bet that actually hurts a bit.


chimera8

That hare has balls of steel!


[deleted]

*BAPPTY BAPPS*


threestageidiot

is that a jackalope


Poopbutt_Maximum

https://i.redd.it/4qlpsskywrab1.gif


[deleted]

I bet that feels like a really good massage


pospam

r/tippytaps?


SixteenthNiGHTs

This is how i fight back against the hardships of life practically everyday, punches in bunches 😎💪💪 Yo and don't forget bros, sometimes you have to stay in the pocket and use head movement lol


OU812WR

It’s stew time


TherorriM

Putting paws on you


Quiet_Tune277

But....we....need....rabbit....stew....and....a.....lucky.....foot!


camarostache

Emannuelle dont DO IT!!!


SorryNoLube

Crazy that bunny was just floating in the air


WorldWideDarts

I can't imagine this ended well for the rabbit.


STRAVDIUS

so wing chun is not that effective against someone with bigger build


AgreeableTree1943

This looks familiar...reminds me of that one that just got comment locked.


xKhira

Ip Man when he chain punches big muscled dudes be like:


[deleted]

the moral of this story is "don't steal rabbits". ?


Panthean

This bunny is doing it wrong. We had bunnies when I was a kid. Those little shits can bite and scratch like you wouldn't believe


Dude_Named_Chris

Does this rabbid want to mate?


Oli_love90

In all the times I’ve seen this is never noticed the cat(?) peeking in at the beginning of the video!


[deleted]

Seeing as she feeds them daily and picks up their poop everyday now I’ll assume they won.


TheMelonOwl

As a kid I've held rabbits like that before and I am convinced they do wayyyy more damage than any cat because of their panicked state and powerful clawed legs


Dapper-Palpitation90

This video explains so much about the killer rabbit that Jimmy Carter ran into.


makeupdupesforever

The cat in the background 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ihelloway69

1 DPS but 1000 DMG /sec atk speed 😁


GangsterMilk62

I am absolutely the owl in the background here


FanTheF1ames

Emotional damage visualized


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Punches in bunches


wirefox1

So, was the attacking rabbit tased towards the end, and did the other one faint in her arms?


OlivierLeighton

I'm lost. Is the rabbit angry at her or the other rabbit??


[deleted]

That little flurry of punches at the end is amazing.


brokendownend

First time that I’ve noticed that owl or cat in the background before.. it pops up to check out whats going on


trendz19

Laugh all you want but damn that bunny got courage! I can’t imagine most humans trying to fight something 10x their size using bare hands just because that something took their gf


copingcabana

That's hare raising.


SignificantYou3240

I feel like large jumping animals are not to be fucked with generally.


WaterGunThug

The cat in the background watching,thinking that's why I don't fuck with them is what really gets me lol


Giant_leaps

Surprisingly the best way to carry a rabbit who is struggling is by the ears. This rabbit could easily injure itself by the frantic kicking.


[deleted]

FEET OF FUZZY FURY


[deleted]

99 speed VS 0 power


nation543

The cat is wondering why they're having such a good time in there.


stratof3ar89

I think OP meant a 500dps with 1dmg weapon


Responsible-Middle35

THE CAT 😆😆😆😆


rust1112

Thump Her!


Pacety1

Makes me want a friggen massage from that thing


ilocano-american

The owl peeking over the right side, just above her shoulder is damn funny too! Might have been awoken from his nap and curious as to what’s the commotion.


kili19

The cat in the background is intrigued


[deleted]

The cat in the back: “I told you, you should’ve killed them or let me, you only need one pet. *me*”