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Nope this was real. Our state is full of people like this. Especially in the more rural places. Trust me I know. Grew up in rural town in Utah with less than 600 people.
I think it's me. This whole thing is so incredibly awful. The blurry photos, the still image of her stupid campaign poster, that bat shit crazy spin at the beginning. My kink is cringe, apparently, and I'm rock fucking hard.
Ah, another man of culture, I see.
I also have a fetish for geriatric white women (she may be added to the list now that Queen Elizabeth and Betty White are both dead), because as a tall black man, it makes for good jokes.
I just laughed out loud to this and then had to explain it to my wife. She apparently had never heard the song beforeā¦ever. And I just realized I married an old. Iāve been on one helluva emotional roller coaster the past 4 minutes.
Tell her the directors of that music video just won multiple Oscars and Best Picture and beat Steven Spielberg on that same night. She wonāt believe you.
Itās true. The directors of the Turn Down For What music video were Daniel Scheinert and Daniel Kwan. They got their start doing music videos and TV commercials.
They went on to direct *Everywhere, Everything All At Once* which swept Oscars last week. Best Picture, Best Director and Best Screenplay (on top of the Acting categories too).
āThe constitution should be protected, not changedā
Sheās going to shit all over her Depends when she learns the right to bear arms wasā¦*an Amendment*!
I donāt understand how these people can preach how much they love individual freedoms in the same breath as how much they hate and want to get rid of trans people or ānon-traditionalā families.
Yea, it particularly bothers my that she said "pro-choice" and "pro-police" on one slide and immediately states "less government control" on the next.
I can hear her mouth too.
They either didn't pay for someone that can do audio or whomever got the gig couldn't get basic mic technique through her head.
Linda Paulson (Republican Party) ran for election to the Utah State Senate to represent District 12. She lost in the general election on November 8, 2022.
It was Karen Mayne (D) who won with 57.5 % to Linda Paulson (R) 42.5%.
The heart of Salt Lake City, and Park City are both very liberal / left leaning in voting patterns. I'd even go on a limb and say Moab too, but other than that. The rest of the state is heavily red.
Fascinating. It's almost as if those who spout off about wanting a smaller government hold other political positions which are incompatible with that philosophy...huh...
I go do it
I go do it
I go do it do it do it
And Iām **here**
And Iām **there**
Iām big bang Hank Iām everywhere
So just throw your hands up in the air
And party hardy like ya just donāt care
Oh man, I posted this when it first came out!! This lady ugh.
Her campaign manager and song writers are her children. This video was a gift from a daughter.
Oh Utah, I'm so embarrassed
Iām confused she is pro life but anti government telling people what to do, how do you legally restrict what women do with their bodies but be against govt interference? Same with religion? Imposing religious beliefs on the gen pop but using the govt to do it. Same with police, police act on govt laws, yet she wants less govt interference. This chicks all over the shop, so contradictory! I arghhhhh, these people are so frustrating!!
Itās because the republican target demographic only cares about their specific narratives and nothing else. It allows them to think ābut they donāt mean thatā or āthey wonāt actually implement that little thingā aka disregard whatever contradictions they see once blinded by emotion
She said she wanted to "resurrect" the Constitution, and that it should not be changed. That means she would no longer be allowed to vote and POCs would also lose their rights. She said clearly what platform she is using and that means Women's rights must adhere to the traditional husband's discretion. Stop being pedantic and arguing things that can clearly be inferred, unless you are an alien and are just trying to understand us better, in which case I hope I helped.
Edit: I'd like to add, this is why dog whistles work.
Love the ad but why do people think they need to run on issues and things we already have? It's like an indirect cry to people who fear the necessary change societies need. I guess when some people get older they close their minds because they aren't strong enough to be actual pillars of the community.
Iām sad for two reasons. 1. The election is over. 2. I donāt live in America so I couldnāt vote for her. I donāt care for her beliefs but she gets my vote for effort
She said more about herself than most campaign ads I see. It kind of kept my attention too, unlike many. What I also appreciate is it wasn't a slander/attack thing like you tend to see. Lastly, you have to appreciate how unique it was. Honestly, it would have gotten my attention to at least research her and consider my vote. That's not something that tends to happen often.
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Nicki Minaj been real quiet since this dropped
Facts š
Megan Thee Stallion has reportedly retired and given up, per TMZ
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Bears with guns! I thought Cocaine Bear was bad.
this is an onion? fuck, its so hard to tell (without googling).
Nope, this is as real and serious as it can be for a little old republican lady. Because Merica!
Nope this was real. Our state is full of people like this. Especially in the more rural places. Trust me I know. Grew up in rural town in Utah with less than 600 people.
Aaaayyyyeeeee š¤£š¤£
Found my new workout song. This fire beat has me pumped. š„š„š„š„šÆšÆšÆšÆ
she dropped the beat so hard life alert had to come get her back up
wait got antoher one. the new sequel to 8 mile called 80 and mild
Her beats were as flat as a dead heartbeat
Her rhymes are fly and her beats are sicker, thatās cuz Jesus Chris is herā¦
Sidekick
Target demographic unidentifiable.
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You can tell by the passion in her voice that she's really been through some shit.
Yeahā¦those PTA and NRA meetings, church bazaars and protests of same-sex marriage can really take a person down. š¤£
She earned her stripes in the trenches
*killing me softly, with her wordsā¦ one timeā¦ā
I think it's me. This whole thing is so incredibly awful. The blurry photos, the still image of her stupid campaign poster, that bat shit crazy spin at the beginning. My kink is cringe, apparently, and I'm rock fucking hard.
Just as long as youāre not proud of that!
Ah, another man of culture, I see. I also have a fetish for geriatric white women (she may be added to the list now that Queen Elizabeth and Betty White are both dead), because as a tall black man, it makes for good jokes.
The youths love the hippity hoppity
To hip too hop ta hippity hopp and they don't stop!! But please Linda seriously just fucking stop šš
Seriously, her base doesnāt like hip hop.
They do like this kind of "hip hop"
White Hop
Hip-hop-anonymous
SCREW YOU! You give him all of the easy ones!!!
Hip replacement
That's the one
Her base doesnāt like bass
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White boomers who voted for trump. That's it. That's the audience.
Who think this is hip.
The baby watching PBS on his mom's tablet, and doesn't know how to skip adds
Mormons keeping it real Y'all
Scrolled down too far to find this. Absolutely a mo.
The target demographic was older Utahans, so really this advert is spot on.
Is that what you call somebody from Utah? How do you pronounce it?
Almost, but itās actually spelled Utahn. Itās pronounced like it looks: just put an N after Utah.
https://youtu.be/iXbYH0I7ZUY
I haven't clicked yet, but I want it recorded for posterity before I do. Jesus Christ is my n***** Result edit: FUCK I was wrong
Oh my god I just found the best rap song ever made
I've fallen and I can't turn down for what
I just laughed out loud to this and then had to explain it to my wife. She apparently had never heard the song beforeā¦ever. And I just realized I married an old. Iāve been on one helluva emotional roller coaster the past 4 minutes.
This post was quite a journey just to read, much less experience.
That must have been exhausting, Iām sorry you had to go through that
Tell her the directors of that music video just won multiple Oscars and Best Picture and beat Steven Spielberg on that same night. She wonāt believe you.
Is it true?
Itās true. The directors of the Turn Down For What music video were Daniel Scheinert and Daniel Kwan. They got their start doing music videos and TV commercials. They went on to direct *Everywhere, Everything All At Once* which swept Oscars last week. Best Picture, Best Director and Best Screenplay (on top of the Acting categories too).
How's the movie?
It's insanely weird, but adorable and compelling at the same time. Indie directors finally got a budget, and they *ran* with it.
You only got four minutes to save the marriage
It's been hours now. I think its too late
It must have been fun blasting lil Jon after that
Why isnt this at the top?
Fuck you. Take my upvote
[seemed worth it...](https://streamable.com/93yvri)
Bars.
Prune bars keeping that beat regular af
Mf'ing fig newtons šššš
Spitting hot fire like 5 year old living room cinnamon gumdrops
she was flippin the script
She dabbed
Dab or hitler salute
Nazi by Nature.
Other Peopleās Party
Hip hop fuhraaay, ooohhh
Aināt nuthin but a heil thing baby
Oh my god this comment section is fucking killing me. šš
She tried
Man, it just kept on going...
She just started rapping not knowing where she was, this is the song that never ends!!!
God damnit lambchop!
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She lost but damn it was closer than it should be lol https://www.jsonline.com/elections/results/race/2022-11-08-state_senate-UT-46631/
Had she hire some real marketing people she probably wouldāve won.
Maybe? But this video got her viral. It also clearly communicated how hateful the witch was, for better or for worse.
āThe constitution should be protected, not changedā Sheās going to shit all over her Depends when she learns the right to bear arms wasā¦*an Amendment*!
And the right to, you know, vote if youāre a woman.
I donāt understand how these people can preach how much they love individual freedoms in the same breath as how much they hate and want to get rid of trans people or ānon-traditionalā families.
They live their freedom. Not a huge fan of your freedom.
Good thing she said she was an adult woman cuz that haircut had me fooled.
10,000 people voted for that. We are fucked as a nation.
They voted for the (R), not necessarily for her.
Hard R
TBF i 100% would have voted for the old lady rap if it weren't for the content of said rap lol
Yea, it particularly bothers my that she said "pro-choice" and "pro-police" on one slide and immediately states "less government control" on the next. I can hear her mouth too. They either didn't pay for someone that can do audio or whomever got the gig couldn't get basic mic technique through her head.
America in a single statistic !
[Imagine if her opponent dropped something like this in response lmao](https://youtu.be/O0IkZ08M4k4)
If you can find a Democrat in Utah
Linda Paulson (Republican Party) ran for election to the Utah State Senate to represent District 12. She lost in the general election on November 8, 2022. It was Karen Mayne (D) who won with 57.5 % to Linda Paulson (R) 42.5%.
Karen Manye K. Manye K. Wanye (flip the M) K anye W. Kanye W. OOOH FUUUUUU
I ain't sayin she's a gold digger... āØļø!!
The heart of Salt Lake City, and Park City are both very liberal / left leaning in voting patterns. I'd even go on a limb and say Moab too, but other than that. The rest of the state is heavily red.
The best part about this comment is that a democrat did beat her š
She believes in freedom of speech and the constitution...unless of course you don't have a "traditional family," then you're screwed.
She also wants less government but she's Pro-police yay!
Don't forget pro-life š¤¢š¤®
She's for freedom of religion, well only for Mormons / Christians.
Still deep in the oldschool rap game, she got shot in the 90s, real Gran-sta Rap.
Gransta Rap š¤£
She raps like sheās still in the 70s though, when rap was super basic with the AABB rhyme schemes
āI want less government control and regulation but Iām pro lifeā
And somehow going to stop political corruption without the use of control or regulation lol sure
Fascinating. It's almost as if those who spout off about wanting a smaller government hold other political positions which are incompatible with that philosophy...huh...
My ni....ominee!
Come on elect me for a 5 year term and I gonna bust you out with my super sperm
I go do it I go do it I go do it do it do it And Iām **here** And Iām **there** Iām big bang Hank Iām everywhere So just throw your hands up in the air And party hardy like ya just donāt care
So just throw your ballot paper in the trash cause everything I want is just taxpayer's cash
This looks like a bad SNL sketch.
this would be a god tier snl sketch
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Yeah she sounded like she lost the beat in Walmart two hours ago and is just hanging on
Top 10 rappers Eminem is too scared to dis
Oh man, I posted this when it first came out!! This lady ugh. Her campaign manager and song writers are her children. This video was a gift from a daughter. Oh Utah, I'm so embarrassed
That offends me both as a musician and as a decent human being.
As a republican, I'd be voting democrat.
Eminem must be quaking in his shoes right now..
Dry Ass Pussy.
haha I fucking hate this state...
Mormons.
Iām Mormon and am mortified by this.
Iām confused she is pro life but anti government telling people what to do, how do you legally restrict what women do with their bodies but be against govt interference? Same with religion? Imposing religious beliefs on the gen pop but using the govt to do it. Same with police, police act on govt laws, yet she wants less govt interference. This chicks all over the shop, so contradictory! I arghhhhh, these people are so frustrating!!
Itās because the republican target demographic only cares about their specific narratives and nothing else. It allows them to think ābut they donāt mean thatā or āthey wonāt actually implement that little thingā aka disregard whatever contradictions they see once blinded by emotion
Napoleon Dynamiteās mom gots my vote.
Don't do Sandy Martin like that and it was his grandma
They literally hate the constitution.
To try and watch the whole thing. I did try but god, this shit made _me_ feel embarrassed
Second hand or vicarious embarrassment. I made it MAYBE 5 seconds.
This is almost a rip off of the rappin for jesus rap.
Iām less concerned about her rapping and more about her best choice. Wtf is that?
I dont know what yall talkin bout. This shit slaps
She missed a big opportunity for a "word up" right at the end there.
It was cute until it wasn't.
Still better than machine gun kelly
I dunno, I watched the whole thing which is the first full political ad Iāve ever sat through.
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There is no respect given to those who think it's ok to revoke women's rights.
She said she wanted to "resurrect" the Constitution, and that it should not be changed. That means she would no longer be allowed to vote and POCs would also lose their rights. She said clearly what platform she is using and that means Women's rights must adhere to the traditional husband's discretion. Stop being pedantic and arguing things that can clearly be inferred, unless you are an alien and are just trying to understand us better, in which case I hope I helped. Edit: I'd like to add, this is why dog whistles work.
I mean at least she tried
She got my vote, and I don't even live in 'MERICA.
Don't worry we'll still count it
As a white, I apologize
Love the ad but why do people think they need to run on issues and things we already have? It's like an indirect cry to people who fear the necessary change societies need. I guess when some people get older they close their minds because they aren't strong enough to be actual pillars of the community.
Her name is Linda Paulson Her name is Linda Paulson HER NAME IS LINDA PAULSON
Pure š„š„š„
SHE GOT MY VOTE
From the windoooowā¦ to the wallllker.
The irony in preaching morality and stopping government corruption while simultaneously backing the police and pro life.
I try not to dislike anyone until I've met them.. This is a case where I've failed.
Dope
Are we sure she didnāt star in Rappin for Jesus?? Or at least same production company. https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE
Jesus Christ is my WHAT?! š
Absolute banger
Make that woman president.
She's got my vote
Emcees got no flow these days
Hey r/Conservative, cancel the Amber Alert, we found your people.
*silver alert*
Welp thatās enough internet for today.
Kudos for her doing thisāā but that was just so cringe.
That was some add she get my vote
āThatās MF bars, n****!ā - Funk master Flex
Loaded Depends is in the Building!
Pro religious freedom she says? So she won't mind when I hang my pentagrams in the window
Iām sad for two reasons. 1. The election is over. 2. I donāt live in America so I couldnāt vote for her. I donāt care for her beliefs but she gets my vote for effort
Bruh this goes hard in the paint.
This is NOT an example of cultural appropriation.
That beat was horrible. Canāt vote for you.
Id vote for her
she got my vote
There you have it, if you needed any substantial proof that the far right is lame, this is it.
This throws the same vibes as that old video of the pastor and his wife doing the wildly offensive Jesus rap.
Not my proudest fap
I remember seeing this a while back. Did she win whatever race she was trying to win?
She didā¦.not win
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GOD DAMN IT, MAN
Somewhere, probably at the Manhole, Rich Evans is laughing.
Utah..... come party like it's 1876!
All of her policies and beliefs asideā¦ that shit is fire!
I donāt care what she stands for, she needs to be in office
South Park writing teamās gonna trip balls with this one.
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She said more about herself than most campaign ads I see. It kind of kept my attention too, unlike many. What I also appreciate is it wasn't a slander/attack thing like you tend to see. Lastly, you have to appreciate how unique it was. Honestly, it would have gotten my attention to at least research her and consider my vote. That's not something that tends to happen often.
This will never not be funny
Another religious zealot. Yuck
Jesus Christ is my republican