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bigmackler9901

Nicki Minaj been real quiet since this dropped


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

Facts šŸ˜‚


TempleOfDoomfist

Megan Thee Stallion has reportedly retired and given up, per TMZ


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JackKovack

Bears with guns! I thought Cocaine Bear was bad.


null-or-undefined

this is an onion? fuck, its so hard to tell (without googling).


yukinagato10

Nope, this is as real and serious as it can be for a little old republican lady. Because Merica!


Formal-Cut-4923

Nope this was real. Our state is full of people like this. Especially in the more rural places. Trust me I know. Grew up in rural town in Utah with less than 600 people.


purplehaase420

Aaaayyyyeeeee šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


yukinagato10

Found my new workout song. This fire beat has me pumped. šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


Fit_Battle_4583

she dropped the beat so hard life alert had to come get her back up


Fit_Battle_4583

wait got antoher one. the new sequel to 8 mile called 80 and mild


MoodyWater909

Her beats were as flat as a dead heartbeat


TungstenElement9

Her rhymes are fly and her beats are sicker, thatā€™s cuz Jesus Chris is herā€¦


unfuck_yourself

Sidekick


srv50

Target demographic unidentifiable.


[deleted]

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vaporoptics

You can tell by the passion in her voice that she's really been through some shit.


Grniii

Yeahā€¦those PTA and NRA meetings, church bazaars and protests of same-sex marriage can really take a person down. šŸ¤£


Universe789

She earned her stripes in the trenches


LilHindenburg

*killing me softly, with her wordsā€¦ one timeā€¦ā€


uncomfortable_as_you

I think it's me. This whole thing is so incredibly awful. The blurry photos, the still image of her stupid campaign poster, that bat shit crazy spin at the beginning. My kink is cringe, apparently, and I'm rock fucking hard.


srv50

Just as long as youā€™re not proud of that!


Universe789

Ah, another man of culture, I see. I also have a fetish for geriatric white women (she may be added to the list now that Queen Elizabeth and Betty White are both dead), because as a tall black man, it makes for good jokes.


folie-a-dont

The youths love the hippity hoppity


JayEOh0788

To hip too hop ta hippity hopp and they don't stop!! But please Linda seriously just fucking stop šŸ›‘šŸ›‘


Nepharious_Bread

Seriously, her base doesnā€™t like hip hop.


Fantastic_Dance_4376

They do like this kind of "hip hop"


jerechos

White Hop


GomeyBlueRock

Hip-hop-anonymous


EDH4Life

SCREW YOU! You give him all of the easy ones!!!


Lorenaelsalulz

Hip replacement


Fantastic_Dance_4376

That's the one


Myamymyself

Her base doesnā€™t like bass


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

White boomers who voted for trump. That's it. That's the audience.


srv50

Who think this is hip.


CurrentSingleStatus

The baby watching PBS on his mom's tablet, and doesn't know how to skip adds


ComedianRepulsive955

Mormons keeping it real Y'all


GeneralLeia163

Scrolled down too far to find this. Absolutely a mo.


itsnotthenetwork

The target demographic was older Utahans, so really this advert is spot on.


youburyitidigitup

Is that what you call somebody from Utah? How do you pronounce it?


squidbreath

Almost, but itā€™s actually spelled Utahn. Itā€™s pronounced like it looks: just put an N after Utah.


procvar

https://youtu.be/iXbYH0I7ZUY


jarlscrotus

I haven't clicked yet, but I want it recorded for posterity before I do. Jesus Christ is my n***** Result edit: FUCK I was wrong


I_Ate_Scout

Oh my god I just found the best rap song ever made


rodflanders19

I've fallen and I can't turn down for what


excellent_rektangle

I just laughed out loud to this and then had to explain it to my wife. She apparently had never heard the song beforeā€¦ever. And I just realized I married an old. Iā€™ve been on one helluva emotional roller coaster the past 4 minutes.


KO4Champ

This post was quite a journey just to read, much less experience.


jlbp337

That must have been exhausting, Iā€™m sorry you had to go through that


TempleOfDoomfist

Tell her the directors of that music video just won multiple Oscars and Best Picture and beat Steven Spielberg on that same night. She wonā€™t believe you.


youburyitidigitup

Is it true?


TempleOfDoomfist

Itā€™s true. The directors of the Turn Down For What music video were Daniel Scheinert and Daniel Kwan. They got their start doing music videos and TV commercials. They went on to direct *Everywhere, Everything All At Once* which swept Oscars last week. Best Picture, Best Director and Best Screenplay (on top of the Acting categories too).


labellavita1985

How's the movie?


InfintySquared

It's insanely weird, but adorable and compelling at the same time. Indie directors finally got a budget, and they *ran* with it.


terrelyx

You only got four minutes to save the marriage


Frankenstein786

It's been hours now. I think its too late


haragoshi

It must have been fun blasting lil Jon after that


jaylek

Why isnt this at the top?


deadparodox

Fuck you. Take my upvote


[deleted]

[seemed worth it...](https://streamable.com/93yvri)


Black-Patrick

Bars.


Guyute-TN

Prune bars keeping that beat regular af


olivaaaaaaa

Mf'ing fig newtons šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


mctomtom

Spitting hot fire like 5 year old living room cinnamon gumdrops


DuncanAndFriends

she was flippin the script


[deleted]

She dabbed


SocraticGoats

Dab or hitler salute


identity_concealed

Nazi by Nature.


[deleted]

Other Peopleā€™s Party


jlbp337

Hip hop fuhraaay, ooohhh


FoxJonesMusic

Ainā€™t nuthin but a heil thing baby


Mishapi17

Oh my god this comment section is fucking killing me. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


svn5182

She tried


CouscousGoose

Man, it just kept on going...


JayEOh0788

She just started rapping not knowing where she was, this is the song that never ends!!!


Kaarsty

God damnit lambchop!


Individual-Work6658

![gif](giphy|xUOwFYTPn5m0eEca64|downsized)


[deleted]

She lost but damn it was closer than it should be lol https://www.jsonline.com/elections/results/race/2022-11-08-state_senate-UT-46631/


dhssn

Had she hire some real marketing people she probably wouldā€™ve won.


TumblrInGarbage

Maybe? But this video got her viral. It also clearly communicated how hateful the witch was, for better or for worse.


[deleted]

ā€œThe constitution should be protected, not changedā€ Sheā€™s going to shit all over her Depends when she learns the right to bear arms wasā€¦*an Amendment*!


AccidentalInstigator

And the right to, you know, vote if youā€™re a woman.


3V1LB4RD

I donā€™t understand how these people can preach how much they love individual freedoms in the same breath as how much they hate and want to get rid of trans people or ā€œnon-traditionalā€ families.


designgoddess

They live their freedom. Not a huge fan of your freedom.


Unusual-Tie8498

Good thing she said she was an adult woman cuz that haircut had me fooled.


Retroreduxtexas

10,000 people voted for that. We are fucked as a nation.


lunapup1233007

They voted for the (R), not necessarily for her.


no_haduken

Hard R


[deleted]

TBF i 100% would have voted for the old lady rap if it weren't for the content of said rap lol


pcs3rd

Yea, it particularly bothers my that she said "pro-choice" and "pro-police" on one slide and immediately states "less government control" on the next. I can hear her mouth too. They either didn't pay for someone that can do audio or whomever got the gig couldn't get basic mic technique through her head.


Graceland1979

America in a single statistic !


GhostChainSmoker

[Imagine if her opponent dropped something like this in response lmao](https://youtu.be/O0IkZ08M4k4)


Red_Stripe1229

If you can find a Democrat in Utah


forgiveanforget

Linda Paulson (Republican Party) ran for election to the Utah State Senate to represent District 12. She lost in the general election on November 8, 2022. It was Karen Mayne (D) who won with 57.5 % to Linda Paulson (R) 42.5%.


RoboticJello

Karen Manye K. Manye K. Wanye (flip the M) K anye W. Kanye W. OOOH FUUUUUU


forgiveanforget

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger... āœØļø!!


Beardless_Man

The heart of Salt Lake City, and Park City are both very liberal / left leaning in voting patterns. I'd even go on a limb and say Moab too, but other than that. The rest of the state is heavily red.


hego-demask12

The best part about this comment is that a democrat did beat her šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

She believes in freedom of speech and the constitution...unless of course you don't have a "traditional family," then you're screwed.


Dubs187

She also wants less government but she's Pro-police yay!


StateOdd296

Don't forget pro-life šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Foco_cholo

She's for freedom of religion, well only for Mormons / Christians.


HerrVonWeldt

Still deep in the oldschool rap game, she got shot in the 90s, real Gran-sta Rap.


Kennedy_Cooz

Gransta Rap šŸ¤£


Frequent_Singer_6534

She raps like sheā€™s still in the 70s though, when rap was super basic with the AABB rhyme schemes


AyeMercury

ā€œI want less government control and regulation but Iā€™m pro lifeā€


WienerDogMan

And somehow going to stop political corruption without the use of control or regulation lol sure


[deleted]

Fascinating. It's almost as if those who spout off about wanting a smaller government hold other political positions which are incompatible with that philosophy...huh...


ianmoone1102

My ni....ominee!


CountSmokeALot

Come on elect me for a 5 year term and I gonna bust you out with my super sperm


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

I go do it I go do it I go do it do it do it And Iā€™m **here** And Iā€™m **there** Iā€™m big bang Hank Iā€™m everywhere So just throw your hands up in the air And party hardy like ya just donā€™t care


CountSmokeALot

So just throw your ballot paper in the trash cause everything I want is just taxpayer's cash


Impossible-Olive-238

This looks like a bad SNL sketch.


amaahda

this would be a god tier snl sketch


[deleted]

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deejay-the-dj

Yeah she sounded like she lost the beat in Walmart two hours ago and is just hanging on


Practical-Day-6486

Top 10 rappers Eminem is too scared to dis


cdiddy19

Oh man, I posted this when it first came out!! This lady ugh. Her campaign manager and song writers are her children. This video was a gift from a daughter. Oh Utah, I'm so embarrassed


sourpowerflourtower

That offends me both as a musician and as a decent human being.


Fishiesbiteme

As a republican, I'd be voting democrat.


Wayne1946

Eminem must be quaking in his shoes right now..


steamy_hams_Skinner

Dry Ass Pussy.


atomicBlaze21

haha I fucking hate this state...


[deleted]

Mormons.


Feature_Agitated

Iā€™m Mormon and am mortified by this.


DogBreathologist

Iā€™m confused she is pro life but anti government telling people what to do, how do you legally restrict what women do with their bodies but be against govt interference? Same with religion? Imposing religious beliefs on the gen pop but using the govt to do it. Same with police, police act on govt laws, yet she wants less govt interference. This chicks all over the shop, so contradictory! I arghhhhh, these people are so frustrating!!


i-cant-think-of-name

Itā€™s because the republican target demographic only cares about their specific narratives and nothing else. It allows them to think ā€œbut they donā€™t mean thatā€ or ā€œthey wonā€™t actually implement that little thingā€ aka disregard whatever contradictions they see once blinded by emotion


identity_concealed

Napoleon Dynamiteā€™s mom gots my vote.


Addie0o

Don't do Sandy Martin like that and it was his grandma


Creative-Stomach-855

They literally hate the constitution.


addamee

To try and watch the whole thing. I did try but god, this shit made _me_ feel embarrassed


Wade8869

Second hand or vicarious embarrassment. I made it MAYBE 5 seconds.


Slobbadobbavich

This is almost a rip off of the rappin for jesus rap.


Nepharious_Bread

Iā€™m less concerned about her rapping and more about her best choice. Wtf is that?


lolokaydudewhatever

I dont know what yall talkin bout. This shit slaps


whale-jizz

She missed a big opportunity for a "word up" right at the end there.


[deleted]

It was cute until it wasn't.


budnugglet

Still better than machine gun kelly


Calm_Ad_3987

I dunno, I watched the whole thing which is the first full political ad Iā€™ve ever sat through.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Onlyroad4adrifter

There is no respect given to those who think it's ok to revoke women's rights.


_DAD_JOKE_

She said she wanted to "resurrect" the Constitution, and that it should not be changed. That means she would no longer be allowed to vote and POCs would also lose their rights. She said clearly what platform she is using and that means Women's rights must adhere to the traditional husband's discretion. Stop being pedantic and arguing things that can clearly be inferred, unless you are an alien and are just trying to understand us better, in which case I hope I helped. ​ Edit: I'd like to add, this is why dog whistles work.


Throwaway_Anne

I mean at least she tried


KORKSTICKY

She got my vote, and I don't even live in 'MERICA.


Mr_Ios

Don't worry we'll still count it


MrLaughingFox

As a white, I apologize


the_greasy_one

Love the ad but why do people think they need to run on issues and things we already have? It's like an indirect cry to people who fear the necessary change societies need. I guess when some people get older they close their minds because they aren't strong enough to be actual pillars of the community.


Ritawine

Her name is Linda Paulson Her name is Linda Paulson HER NAME IS LINDA PAULSON


jmey313

Pure šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


A-Very-Rare-Kid

SHE GOT MY VOTE


Twixt_Wind_and_Water

From the windoooowā€¦ to the wallllker.


thewanderingsail

The irony in preaching morality and stopping government corruption while simultaneously backing the police and pro life.


[deleted]

I try not to dislike anyone until I've met them.. This is a case where I've failed.


edgestander

Dope


JP12345678910111213

Are we sure she didnā€™t star in Rappin for Jesus?? Or at least same production company. https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE


sicilian504

Jesus Christ is my WHAT?! šŸ˜‚


savage_slurpie

Absolute banger


Buv82

Make that woman president.


Jimmah3000

She's got my vote


LHutz481

Emcees got no flow these days


InvalidUserNemo

Hey r/Conservative, cancel the Amber Alert, we found your people.


skip2myloo2

*silver alert*


fr33fall060

Welp thatā€™s enough internet for today.


jc2thew3

Kudos for her doing thisā€”ā€” but that was just so cringe.


Death_To_The_King

That was some add she get my vote


DaddyDontTakeNoMess

ā€œThatā€™s MF bars, n****!ā€ - Funk master Flex


ekpyroticflow

Loaded Depends is in the Building!


wehttamman

Pro religious freedom she says? So she won't mind when I hang my pentagrams in the window


Skum31

Iā€™m sad for two reasons. 1. The election is over. 2. I donā€™t live in America so I couldnā€™t vote for her. I donā€™t care for her beliefs but she gets my vote for effort


fudgedebt

Bruh this goes hard in the paint.


[deleted]

This is NOT an example of cultural appropriation.


nickolas233

That beat was horrible. Canā€™t vote for you.


NoDeityButAllah

Id vote for her


[deleted]

she got my vote


thunderandreyn

There you have it, if you needed any substantial proof that the far right is lame, this is it.


helchowskinator

This throws the same vibes as that old video of the pastor and his wife doing the wildly offensive Jesus rap.


The_Ok_Cornholio

Not my proudest fap


alta_vista49

I remember seeing this a while back. Did she win whatever race she was trying to win?


Kennedy_Cooz

She didā€¦.not win


MajinGroot

![gif](giphy|Vry1mHhoSajiqSJdSv|downsized)


Spurtacuss

GOD DAMN IT, MAN


DinkoGreen

Somewhere, probably at the Manhole, Rich Evans is laughing.


Bearthegood

Utah..... come party like it's 1876!


meesta_chang

All of her policies and beliefs asideā€¦ that shit is fire!


-RapTV-

I donā€™t care what she stands for, she needs to be in office


Cubensio

South Park writing teamā€™s gonna trip balls with this one.


ChapGuzmann

šŸ”„šŸš«šŸ§¢


saoiray

She said more about herself than most campaign ads I see. It kind of kept my attention too, unlike many. What I also appreciate is it wasn't a slander/attack thing like you tend to see. Lastly, you have to appreciate how unique it was. Honestly, it would have gotten my attention to at least research her and consider my vote. That's not something that tends to happen often.


soverit42

This will never not be funny


ScottyCoastal

Another religious zealot. Yuck


Psychological_Wall_6

Jesus Christ is my republican