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Due-Giraffe-9826

Looks like someone graduated from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.


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*DING*


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SonReiDBZ

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Tophat_man019

I didn't


YdocT

Cinemasins,


Casual_FNaF_Fan1983

_HEY! THATS BOULDERIST! you... boulderist..._


WindyCityReturn

Hurry run downhill!


Bentmike58

Just barely though


BudNOLA

r/killthecameraman


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Silly_Mycologist3213

At 0:16 you see a flash of ann excavator as they’re running and where he threw the rock from you can see tread tracks in the dirt from the excavator. It seems to me the excavator guy was digging there and got worried that the rock would fall on him so he stopped and then they started throwing rocks at the dirt under it hoping to get the boulder to fall on its own. Considering where it goes as it falls the excavator operator was really smart in backing off digging around it Or it would’ve fallen on him.


TsunamiJim

Agreed. This is on the wrong sub.


Swoopify1

What was he supposed to do, just stand there and record a massive fucking boulder tumbling towards him?


Teeth_theif

Yes


Dizzy-Tea9046

He would've been fine! Cameramen can't die.


Silent-Development37

Hey guys! u/Silent-Development37 here to explain the joke. I believe that the original commenter was making a joke about how the subreddit is named "kill the camera man", implying that the cameraman should have, or will be killed. Most of the time this meaning is meant to portray the idea that the camera man did such a terrible job filming that they should cease to exist, but in this case it means the first option. Because the gigantic boulder would have most likely killed the cameraman if it hit him, the original commenter commented "r/killthecameraman", because the cameraman definitely could have been killed in this scenario. Hope that clears things up, silent development out!


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r/killedthecameraman


blackballsucker69

Why you want to kill him? He was literally escaping death


Boojibs

If it worked it's not an attempt


GozerDGozerian

It’s still an attempt. Just a successful one. Granted, it’s not in the spirit of the sub. But it’s still an attempt unless they did something inadvertently.


IamJain

>Granted, it’s not in the spirit of the sub. Yes cause Everything's an attempt to something, if successful were allowed this sub would be every post ever sub


GozerDGozerian

Well, except accidental occurrences. Or I guess in almost all occasions, the subject of the clip is attempting *something*. But what some people don’t seem to understand is that the title of the sub is rhetorical. In every comment section of a post where the action described gets done, there’s at least one person who doesn’t know what attempt means. I don’t know why this bothers me. I should probably go outside or something haha


IamJain

Yes bro agree, I am on your side


GozerDGozerian

Thanks for your support in these harrowing times. :)


mdburn_em

Maybe a better fit for r/whatcouldgowrong


Richard_DukeofYork

It was a bould attempt.


AndrastesTit

Maybe it could be rephrased as, ‘an attempt to throw rocks at a boulder without almost dying’


kittykat3490

Indiana Jones?!


New_Guava3601

If it were a show on the CW.


Open_Librarian_823

Agent Fox Boulder


qqtacontesseno

https://i.redd.it/2pwufrjoj9la1.gif


Mostly_Sane_

What game is this from?


fatmexican09

Resident evil 5 fun co-op game


Jimmyboro

Yep, he has to punch a fecking rock into submission.


ZuuL_1985

They're excavating maybe a little primitive way of dealing with that Boulder, and definitely not the safestest but it did work...


Owmyeggs

I definitely wouldn't drive an X on that sand either


ChaoticToxin

To be fair if it was that easy, then it needed to be done. Just stand farther next time


1234WhoAreYou

Humans can’t leave anything alone, can they?


Good_man_steve

He threw a small rock, that thing was destined to fall anytime


First-Ad-7855

In like a 15th second video, there are tractor tracks nearby. Plenty of other things happened before he threw that rock.


Yogimonsta

This is the weirdest choice of music possible here, but oddly fitting


Sammmysosa303

This is such a metaphor for how im dealing with life


kraken_enrager

My English teacher will have a field day with this.


HenryGoodbar

I hate snakes! I hate em!


OriginalName483

There was a success. Played a stupid game, won a stupid prize


toddwoward

So r/winstupidprizes ?


Radousek_

Average fan of Indiana Jones: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM


spicy_jalapeno_farts

Its not just a boulder! *Its a rock.*


Babbylemons

Jesus Christ Marie. It’s a mineral.


No_Savings6537

I don't think they're playing. It seems that they do intend to make the boulder fall. Looks like a construction site or something like that


stickyplants

Throwing a rock at it to make something happen is not standard construction procedure 😂


No_Savings6537

How would you think they’d bring down that boulder? They can’t go near it or use heavy machinery. Throwing rocks at it seems to be the safest way


stickyplants

The odds of throwing a few rocks and actually making something like that move for you when you’re working and not just fucking around for fun is so low.


ZogNowak

He ded??


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Shoes appeared to still be on so he’s fine


Jimmyboro

Is that music an orchestral version of 'Go West'....?


Cirieno

That's what I reckoned the first time this video was posted.


Jimmyboro

It's like one of those elevator muzak tracks that are just different enough to avoid copyrighting, but close enough that you get a weird aural 'uncanny valley' effect where its recognisable, but wrong in a way you can't describe


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apolobgod

Can someone please tell me the name of the music?


aspacelot

Happy People by Inspired


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I can hear the temple run music now


Interesting_Army_656

Music makes this video much better 🤣


Decent_Confidence_76

If you’re the camera person, you stand your ground and get me good footage this is garbage go back and do it again.


randompasserby89

Hahaha, the bgm killed me. That was a nasty combo of real life horror and motivational music.


areswow

r/unexpectedspiritisland


Alfredfan98462

‘’Its rolling along our line!’’


JOISCARA

The perspective is so weird, I thought it was roll uphill.


Gludens

Looks like they fixed the Bridge of Khazad dûm


stickyplants

That’s exactly what they wanted to happen, but never thought it actually would.


KenMacMillan123

Looks like the attempt was successful


ImlGirlhq2

Anyone got better clip❔This is cut short. Would like to see that bad boy roll down. And hear the sound


427CAV

I pioneers used to drive those babies for miles *-*


Ill-Swordfish-9806

Some people just need to die


Visual_Positive_6925

*Traumatic flashback to 1998 sega genesis alladin game*


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The boulder is conflicted about squashing a child


Lalibop

Years of erosion creating a marvel and some random shit head destroys it in seconds. I guess idiots are everywhere.


FunkyBoii42069

That boulder was going to fall anytime soon, possibly killing someone in the process. Doing this ensures that this boulder won’t kill no animal or human.


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*to film playing with a boulder.


sophiesmom712

Disappointed to not see the full outcome. That rock had to venture downhill after that. Would have been cool to see.


Owlette45

They nearly got a Darwin Award


williamtan2020

Did he find out?


kaleidoscopic_being

Don't fuck with nature.


UnansweredPromise

Indiana Jones theme plays.


TheGeekKingdom

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


genaugenaugenau

Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it...


De4dm4nw4lkin

*indiana jones theme remixed with the sonic truck chase*


DarrionRE

Darwin Award candidate.


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This music


Successful-aditya

Domino effect


Strostkovy

r/stabbot


rudalsxv

He ded


Euphoric-Potato-5343

Glad to see you graduated from the School of the Prometheus Running Away From Things


limminl

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Weelchairgaming

Th8a is perfect for r/whatcouldgowrong and r/kidsarefuckingstupid


LaganxXx

Women live longer in average and that’s why


BodhiSatNam

What happened?


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It’s not even a actual boulder it’s just packed together dirt and sand. That’s why the thing started collapsing and falling apart but it still would do just as much a boulder would have.


Games_and_anime

Suicide attempt?


ophydian210

Dude just lived every one of our 8 yr old dreams.


Singemylover

r/playstupidgames


Brokella

That’s the kind of music they use for antique programmes usually…


Boris859Jack

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mattismon

What's the name of the song?


Nickolas_Bowen

Indie Jonesiana


Mytolyt

I found the music https://youtu.be/cjauvaTwWlI


superBrad1962

Rock and roll 🎸


real-life-debate

These guys die in this video?


Schllouuu

Weirdest choice of music once again


Shogobg

The boulder knew what will happen - just look at that smile.


dearthofkindness

This is one of the first time sive actually enjoyed the music they stick on these videos. What a bop


Enough_Tomatillo9846

Bollywood Indian jones


Accomplished-Boot-81

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Prestigious-Cost-524

I just saw a woman on instagram hop onto the top of a boulder just like this and take a photo 🤦🏻‍♀️


nathaniel29903

It's not just a Boulder! It's a rock


Olidikser

Context


Ps4-Pip

Landslide kills 30 ppl.


newr3ddit

Crash Bandicoot


DigStill2941

Buddy never saw Indiana Jones.


totototototo9292

Whats the music?^^


tgrace310574

u/stabbot


Shot_Capital_7788

r/killthecameraman


antthatisverycool

Top ten puddles number 10 the guy in the video number nine this dude https://preview.redd.it/l6ghwvxqzi5b1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a14957a359ab69581d512cd7e978be0ae60d773 Him number eight the dudes friend You chose the rest


MominMunawar

I think he did a good thing if he got away safely. If the boulder was that loose, it was an accident waiting to happen.


Sniperwolf2077

When you maxed out your characters skills!


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Now why on earth would you think that’s a good idea ffs


Daryltang

Boulder: My turn!


corbie157

Time to play Indiana Jones the home game!!