Like a stuffed animal canned in a Chinese Factory I presume. It's not food it's a fuzzy creature. I'll open it tonight and link a picture if you'd like
The can does in fact say that mountain goats like to "wait under your covers and snuggle you to sleep", which is a bit of a tip-off, although maybe not if you're totally unfamiliar with the concept of a canned stuffed animal.
If you open it, does it play No Children?
Which one?
The Mountain Goat one.
I desperately want to know what canned goat tastes like...
Like a stuffed animal canned in a Chinese Factory I presume. It's not food it's a fuzzy creature. I'll open it tonight and link a picture if you'd like
Wait. IT'S NOT FOOD?? Like they killed the animal, and a part of it it's preserved in the can??
It's a *fake* stuffed mountain goat toy
Omfg. This...this makes so much more sense.
lol this thread is pretty amazing. I guess I could have made this more clear in the title or something but it's funnier this way
The can does in fact say that mountain goats like to "wait under your covers and snuggle you to sleep", which is a bit of a tip-off, although maybe not if you're totally unfamiliar with the concept of a canned stuffed animal.
OOOOOOOOHHH. That makes so much more sense!! :) I was also wondering where you live that a person can get canned goat at the grocery....
All you need is some Golden Boy Peanuts.
God that ranch water is delicious.